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163151: derpson joyjack joyjack.party joyjak nas:merchant variant:derpson
derpson joyjack joyjack.party joyjak nas:merchant variant:derpson // 1259x1406 // 117.1KB
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
id let xim end the white race!! :D
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
@finocide: pooner
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 23:10 - Reply
@finocide: examining all of your posts and the bio section
yup, 91.20% pooner, 8.80% hetero.
163124: cave_painting caveman caveman_garment clothes ear leopard_print multiple_soyjaks rock_art smile stone stone_age variant:vlodson
cave_painting caveman caveman_garment clothes ear leopard_print multiple_soyjaks rock_art smile stone stone_age variant:vlodson // 1024x680 // 1.2MB

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avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Coemskong January 18, 2026; 21:34 - Reply
Coal
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 21:44 - Reply
Lazy edit
avatar MenstrualCykill January 18, 2026; 21:58 - Reply
cutting off vlodsons head and using it as a basketball, tying up vlodson and having an alligator use his head as a jawbreaker, hanging vlodson from a helicopter then flying him into a blade that cuts him in half, trapping vlodson in quicksand then having african fire ants eat him alive, strapping vlodson to the front of a pickup truck then crashing it into a wall, trapping vlodson in an iron maiden then cooking it on a jet afterburner, driving an evil rod through vlodson then electrocuting him, planting fresh bamboo then restraining vlodson above it for a week, killing vlodson with delta p, using altitudes and speeds to constantly mess with vlodson as he's strapped to the back of an f22, baiting vlodson into a man sized mouse trap
avatar xerox January 18, 2026; 22:15 - Reply
wlodsen wnbag. BITCH ASS flamboyant personH
YOU ARE A MINION OLF ADMIN 6 YOU BITCH
avatar Admre January 18, 2026; 23:04 - Reply
>now here is our recreation of the first vlodraisinskin tribes

>notice how their skin has been brightened by 100x to make their distinctive features legible
151893: beard blue_hair comic_sans deltarune five_nights_at_freddy's five_nights_at_freddy's_3 glasses glitch_productions hatsune_miku heart helmet i_heart i_love internet markiplier meatcanyon newgrounds noelle_holiday oneyplays psychicpebbles rays rebeltaxi soyjak speedoru springtrap sr_pelo srpelo tankman terminally_online text twitter variant:gapejak variant:uglyfuckingthing video_game videogamedunkey vocaloid youtube zach_hadel
beard blue_hair comic_sans deltarune five_nights_at_freddy's five_nights_at_freddy's_3 glasses glitch_productions hatsune_miku heart helmet i_heart i_love internet markiplier meatcanyon newgrounds noelle_holiday oneyplays psychicpebbles rays rebeltaxi soyjak speedoru springtrap sr_pelo srpelo tankman terminally_online text twitter variant:gapejak variant:uglyfuckingthing video_game videogamedunkey vocaloid youtube zach_hadel // 602x922 // 199.6KB
avatar szor December 15, 2025; 15:57 - Reply
markiplier won
avatar Chud1 December 15, 2025; 15:59 - Reply
>markiplier won

glasses markiplier open_mouth soyjak stubble template variant:markiplier_soyjak2 youtube
avatar Chud2 December 15, 2025; 16:00 - Reply
brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ disgusting og original poop shitskin smell smelling speech_bubble subvariant:brazilmutt variant:meximutt warrior-'p_lost warrior-z_(user)
avatar Chud3 December 15, 2025; 16:03 - Reply
All noonslop
avatar Chud4 December 15, 2025; 16:04 - Reply
all sludge that should stay away from the 'tube
avatar Chud5 December 15, 2025; 18:12 - Reply
Isn't hatsune miku japanese tranime weeb internet more than english-speaking internet in general
avatar Chud6 December 15, 2025; 19:58 - Reply
You know Quasimodo predicted all this
avatar Chud7 December 15, 2025; 22:05 - Reply
slop but heartwarming
avatar Chud8 December 17, 2025; 17:12 - Reply
@Chud: WRONG! Its Baskin Roberts!!!
avatar PinkStew January 18, 2026; 23:03 - Reply
meatcanyon is a safe edgy flamboyant person
160185: bald bbc circle crying glasses hair open_mouth red_circle sad shading stubble text variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak white_skin worried
bald bbc circle crying glasses hair open_mouth red_circle sad shading stubble text variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak white_skin worried // 2472x1679 // 633.8KB

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avatar MenstrualCykill January 8, 2026; 20:47 - Reply
@Chud: moistpooner log in
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 23:49 - Reply
FUCK OFF THIS noonCOAL
avatar Veksel January 9, 2026; 12:51 - Reply
Then they found out it was the jimbo who was the culprit,he stole it for him and he's friends
avatar quiddy January 9, 2026; 12:55 - Reply
trevor gem
avatar trevor January 9, 2026; 13:13 - Reply
@quiddy:
avatar quiddy January 9, 2026; 13:14 - Reply
@trevor: IRAQIgemmy
avatar trevor January 9, 2026; 13:15 - Reply
@quiddy:
avatar quiddy January 9, 2026; 13:16 - Reply
@trevor:
IRAQ AND KURDS ARENT WHITE, TURKIYE BEST COUNTRY THAN ARMEferretAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
avatar trevor January 9, 2026; 13:18 - Reply
@quiddy:
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 23:00 - Reply
where i can watch ts
63327: acne blond brown_eyes brown_skin countrywar europe glasses hair latino mexico open_mouth subvariant:euroaryan subvariant:euromutt trend:aryan unbothered variant:chudjak white_skin
acne blond brown_eyes brown_skin countrywar europe glasses hair latino mexico open_mouth subvariant:euroaryan subvariant:euromutt trend:aryan unbothered variant:chudjak white_skin // 1076x637 // 157.2KB
avatar Chud1 June 6, 2024; 19:36 - Reply
'em!
avatar Chud2 June 6, 2024; 19:47 - Reply
I heard a loup brap that killed every single living creature in a 50 mile radius above me
avatar Chud3 August 1, 2024; 19:13 - Reply
Braaapstone
avatar sloptranWNBAG October 3, 2024; 11:43 - Reply
isn't shartoko dead?
avatar Chauvin2 January 18, 2026; 22:50 - Reply
kiss yourself
avatar Chud4 January 18, 2026; 22:57 - Reply
obsessed @Chauvin2:
119751: anthro artist:slvt4bibisi buff furry hanging indigo_park pol_(4chan) rambley_the_raccoon tranny transgender_flag troon variant:bernd
anthro artist:slvt4bibisi buff furry hanging indigo_park pol_(4chan) rambley_the_raccoon tranny transgender_flag troon variant:bernd // 1200x850 // 225.7KB

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avatar jimbo May 30, 2025; 17:27 - Reply
garf on the right
avatar Garf June 1, 2025; 01:11 - Reply
jimbo on the left.
avatar jimbo June 1, 2025; 01:39 - Reply
@Garf: so you admit you're the ugly person that i'm hanging?
avatar Chud June 1, 2025; 01:58 - Reply
@jimbo:

this is you btw
avatar Chud June 1, 2025; 02:01 - Reply
^accidentally uploaded a selfie of xer self to try own jimbo award
avatar Chud June 1, 2025; 02:06 - Reply
^posted gubby again
avatar Chud June 2, 2025; 17:53 - Reply
Incomprehenseable
avatar Teasuck June 6, 2025; 07:48 - Reply
XE IS BACK
avatar Chud June 6, 2025; 08:02 - Reply
NO, don't hang chudcaric
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 22:39 - Reply
Get load of this flamboyant person already
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amerimutt big_lips chart diagram english_text fat flag:united_states fries graph gun hamburger holding_object looking_at_you nothing nothingburger obese paper pointing side_profile stick stubble subvariant:impish_amerimutt tan_skin variant:impish_soyak_ears // 2048x1536 // 571.8KB

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avatar Chud November 28, 2025; 20:00 - Reply
Krabby patty or something
avatar Chud November 28, 2025; 20:01 - Reply
approve my video you fuckin noon
avatar Soyton November 28, 2025; 20:08 - Reply
Me when anything happens
avatar Sneedborea November 28, 2025; 20:13 - Reply
geg gem
avatar trevor November 28, 2025; 20:14 - Reply
@Soyton: you're fat; ugly; smelly; brappy; disgusting; and putrid?
avatar Soyton November 28, 2025; 20:18 - Reply
@trevor: no, but I do this
avatar Chud November 28, 2025; 21:11 - Reply
Nothing ever burger
avatar Chud November 28, 2025; 21:15 - Reply
@Chud: +++
avatar Chud November 28, 2025; 21:23 - Reply
Hi I am Warrior Z and I am pushing 20 mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty! (copy and paste this comment to show Warrior Z your support! he won and defeated all redditors in a debate, copy and paste so he won't be next after his gf Trevor and Dunchenman)
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 22:30 - Reply
Gembvrger
163145: eyes hair open_mouth stubble teeth variant:unknown
eyes hair open_mouth stubble teeth variant:unknown // 868x677 // 16.2KB
avatar QuickSlaughter January 18, 2026; 22:21 - Reply
its too much IAS...
avatar wiretap January 18, 2026; 22:21 - Reply
Vlodson is better then this
avatar cantonesebeast January 18, 2026; 22:24 - Reply
@wiretap: GODson is tough competition
avatar EvanDoe January 18, 2026; 22:30 - Reply
Vlodraisin killer
163147: bald closed_eyes closed_mouth glasses hand holding_laughter ishowspeed lips nose smile soyjak stubble variant:spedjak white_background
bald closed_eyes closed_mouth glasses hand holding_laughter ishowspeed lips nose smile soyjak stubble variant:spedjak white_background // 768x749 // 17.5KB
avatar Dzagir January 18, 2026; 22:28 - Reply
i mean it does look like a great soyjak but i don't really know if it's even usable. Can be used to portray specials ig?
88161: discord esl flies homestuck homestuck_pedo horn karkat_vantas series:esl_pedo_league stink_lines subvariant:chudplier teeth tumblr variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
discord esl flies homestuck homestuck_pedo horn karkat_vantas series:esl_pedo_league stink_lines subvariant:chudplier teeth tumblr variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 36.1KB
avatar Chud1 November 27, 2024; 02:36 - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 22:18 - Reply
bumping this iron
avatar sloppyjakky January 18, 2026; 22:26 - Reply
jimbo
163130: artist:busmowerman character:serp character:serpina comic dust flip human_resources rage_comic series:rage_comics stonetoss subvariant:branigger subvariant:scholar television toss variant:abortion_lover variant:brandon variant:gapejak variant:headjak variant:hrjak variant:xooldude
artist:busmowerman character:serp character:serpina comic dust flip human_resources rage_comic series:rage_comics stonetoss subvariant:branigger subvariant:scholar television toss variant:abortion_lover variant:brandon variant:gapejak variant:headjak variant:hrjak variant:xooldude // 504x806 // 184.2KB
avatar Busmowerman January 18, 2026; 21:48 - Reply
serp serp serpidy serp serp!
avatar austrian_chud January 18, 2026; 22:01 - Reply
HeadNAS and HR(T)NAS are coal but xooldude is a gem
avatar xerox January 18, 2026; 22:14 - Reply
marge
avatar EvanDoe January 18, 2026; 22:22 - Reply
GEG
163142: 2soyjaks fnf_pedo israel low_quality reaction_image shushing subvariant:neutralplier tagme_just_tagme_because_i_say_so_ok variant:markiplier_soyjak xitter
2soyjaks fnf_pedo israel low_quality reaction_image shushing subvariant:neutralplier tagme_just_tagme_because_i_say_so_ok variant:markiplier_soyjak xitter // 1284x952 // 381.6KB
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 18, 2026; 22:18 - Reply
jimbrap is israeli?
avatar jewishautismaward78 January 18, 2026; 22:21 - Reply
tvrkgemmy
is israeli?
163136: beard black_skin brown_skin bus first_bus meta:tagme red_lips stubble variant:meximutt
beard black_skin brown_skin bus first_bus meta:tagme red_lips stubble variant:meximutt // 888x849 // 11.7KB
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 18, 2026; 22:19 - Reply
jimbrap
17557: angry clothes glasses grey_skin hair homestuck horn karkat_vantas open_mouth red_eyes sharp_teeth soyjak stubble troll_(homestuck) variant:feraljak yellow_sclera zodiac
angry clothes glasses grey_skin hair homestuck horn karkat_vantas open_mouth red_eyes sharp_teeth soyjak stubble troll_(homestuck) variant:feraljak yellow_sclera zodiac // 500x500 // 11.7KB
avatar Chud1 April 24, 2025; 13:18 - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 22:17 - Reply
He won.
149753: arch_linux beard bloodshot_eyes crying glasses linux mouth_open mustache stubble teeth tongue tongue_out troon variant:bernd
arch_linux beard bloodshot_eyes crying glasses linux mouth_open mustache stubble teeth tongue tongue_out troon variant:bernd // 1024x1024 // 66.8KB

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avatar trevor December 6, 2025; 22:57 - Reply
gem
avatar jimbo December 6, 2025; 22:57 - Reply
coal
avatar proton December 6, 2025; 22:58 - Reply
accurate
avatar MoistPepper December 6, 2025; 22:58 - Reply
accurate
avatar Chud December 6, 2025; 23:20 - Reply
Nhung ugly persons nay da huy hoai danh tieng cua ban phan phoi Linux yeu thich cua toi
avatar MoistPepper December 6, 2025; 23:21 - Reply
@Chud: incomprehensible fact
avatar greg December 7, 2025; 01:13 - Reply
Quote BTFO
avatar korg January 18, 2026; 22:14 - Reply
gem
avatar sloppyjakky January 18, 2026; 22:15 - Reply
@jimbo: I KNEW YOU WERE A TRQQN
avatar korg January 18, 2026; 22:16 - Reply
@jimbo:
KWAB
163122: caveman caveman_garment ear leopard_print smile soyjak variant:vlodson
caveman caveman_garment ear leopard_print smile soyjak variant:vlodson // 1000x1011 // 306.0KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud3 January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud4 January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud5 January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud6 January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
avatar Coemskong January 18, 2026; 21:33 - Reply
Brimstone
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 21:40 - Reply
vlods are primitive specials
avatar Chud7 January 18, 2026; 21:45 - Reply
Lazy edit
avatar xerox January 18, 2026; 22:15 - Reply
WLODSEN IS NAS noonSTONE, ADMIN 6 IS BEHIND THIS POST !!!!
163132: glasses hand ishowspeed me_when_a_trans_woman_of_color_is_speaking nose oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth retard sisa sisa_eyes template tongue transparent_background variant:spedjak
glasses hand ishowspeed me_when_a_trans_woman_of_color_is_speaking nose oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth retard sisa sisa_eyes template tongue transparent_background variant:spedjak // 828x761 // 20.3KB
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 21:52 - Reply
meh wen i c soiten
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 21:52 - Reply
and poooners
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 21:52 - Reply
and femerald
avatar cocoschoppenboer January 18, 2026; 21:56 - Reply
and oreos
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 22:15 - Reply
i dotn like that fpe food
161024: beard glasses ishowspeed looking_at_you meta:archive_about_this_soyjak mustache open_mouth stubble teeth variant:wrensjak
beard glasses ishowspeed looking_at_you meta:archive_about_this_soyjak mustache open_mouth stubble teeth variant:wrensjak // 1500x1400 // 41.0KB
avatar Niggermutt January 11, 2026; 03:03 - Reply
this is good
avatar beefsoup January 18, 2026; 22:08 - Reply
gem
157014: artist:termitesilva big_nose double_chin fat flies forehead_mark lips meta:namefags red_eyes stink_lines sweating trevor_(user) ugly variant:disgusting_trevorcreature yellow_sclera
artist:termitesilva big_nose double_chin fat flies forehead_mark lips meta:namefags red_eyes stink_lines sweating trevor_(user) ugly variant:disgusting_trevorcreature yellow_sclera // 1242x958 // 518.5KB

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avatar Swatted December 31, 2025; 20:53 - Reply
@MoistPepper: I'm gemmy yeah, but not tvrk
avatar Chud January 1, 2026; 00:36 - Reply
@Swatted: you literally said that you're homosexual in comments of first post
avatar trevor January 1, 2026; 01:47 - Reply
never saw this but TermitePooner please stop obsessing over me
avatar TermiteSilva January 1, 2026; 22:05 - Reply
@trevor:
>trevor telling someone to stop being obsessed


:thinking:
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 20:56 - Reply
failed painter from Austria lost
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 20:58 - Reply
Hitlar made more good than trevor
avatar tundra January 18, 2026; 21:28 - Reply
>Implying failed painter from Austria is le bad
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 21:28 - Reply
@tundra: lolbertarian flamboyant person saying failed painter from Austria is good kek
avatar tundra January 18, 2026; 21:30 - Reply
@Chud: Not necessarily libertarian.
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 22:08 - Reply
@tundra: failed painter from Austria is bad because most of his modern supporters are indians,ewhores,pakis and tacoblimps.
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