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29590: alien blue_background cartoon closed_mouth etno frown glasses large_nose lips looking_at_you purple_skin red_eyes red_nose soyjak space_goofs stubble variant:cobson
alien blue_background cartoon closed_mouth etno frown glasses large_nose lips looking_at_you purple_skin red_eyes red_nose soyjak space_goofs stubble variant:cobson // 775x849 // 46.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
GemGoofs
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Obscure gem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
>Five little gemmies were riding through 'space, their soyship broke and they fell into this place. They gotta 'et out but they 'on't 'now 'ow, So they're jakking and jakking in this spine-tingling house.

>La la la, la la la la la la, we like gemmy gems. (And there's the little 'een saying!)

>La la la, la la la la la la, we like gemmy gems. (And everyjak says!)

>La la la, la la la la la la, we like gemmy gems!
avatar Chud4 - Reply
french grm
avatar Chud5 - Reply
*gem
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
3988: beard bloodshot_eyes christianity clothes crying glasses god grey_hair hair hanging mustache open_mouth rope soyjak suicide tongue variant:bernd white_skin yellow_teeth
beard bloodshot_eyes christianity clothes crying glasses god grey_hair hair hanging mustache open_mouth rope soyjak suicide tongue variant:bernd white_skin yellow_teeth // 768x719 // 65.4KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
vantablack brimstone that ruined all of the OP's chances for gonig into gemmyHeaven
avatar Chud - Reply
purewhite gemstone that ruined all of the OP's chances for going into noonHell
avatar Chud - Reply
Blasphemous Dust
avatar Chud - Reply
Satan won.
avatar Chud - Reply
>God isn't real you fucking christgreedy person!

>Posts this raisin on the 'ru

Terminate goy cattle by lethal injections
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud:
>I'm 14 year old depressed virgin looser finding entrainment in edgy goyslop to own da [invisible Boogeyman]

Fixed it for you, now go back because dinner is ready!
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: kiss yourself Demonic_Passion
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Blasphemous antimatter
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
146489: award awards big_lips blue_skin fat flying green_eyes minecraft night red_lips scary subvariant:branigger variant:brandon
award awards big_lips blue_skin fat flying green_eyes minecraft night red_lips scary subvariant:branigger variant:brandon // 1583x1486 // 98.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
1. Falsenvke
2. Minecraft for soykids
avatar Yohannen - Reply
what is this even about
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Yohannen: mongroft
avatar Chud3 - Reply
I fucking hate these things. I don't know which I hate more, these or the motherbraping snoons
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Geg
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
108389: bad_breath bloodshot_eyes brown_skin cracked_teeth crying fat glasses hair jewish_nose judaism lips mutt nose open_mouth orange_eyes purple_hair reddit snoo stink_lines stinky stubble subvariant:bantumutt teeth tongue tranny variant:meximutt variant:soyak yellow_sclera yellow_teeth
bad_breath bloodshot_eyes brown_skin cracked_teeth crying fat glasses hair jewish_nose judaism lips mutt nose open_mouth orange_eyes purple_hair reddit snoo stink_lines stinky stubble subvariant:bantumutt teeth tongue tranny variant:meximutt variant:soyak yellow_sclera yellow_teeth // 550x848 // 31.5KB
avatar metatagme - Reply
Holy crap, who doxxed Circus_2?
avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@metatagme:
TADC is rent free in your mind
avatar isaacAR8 - Reply
cataracts circus_2_(namefag) discord discord_logo_facial_mark domino ear facial_mark fast_adaptation(namefag) fnf_pedo jax_(the_amazing_digital_circus) jax_pedo lips meta:namefags nigger overalls pedophile speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:chudplier teeth the_amazing_digital_circus tooth variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar metatagme - Reply
@Circus_2: you're so pathetic, ferret, you fail at tagebait, you lose every conversation, you are 8 years old child locked in an adult-ass' body who goons to ugly person cartoon. You are contemptible
avatar metatagme - Reply
*ragebait
avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@isaacAR8:
avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@metatagme:
...
avatar Chud1 - Reply
ChipsFan69...
avatar trevor - Reply
black_skin flag:turkiye red_lips red_shirt seething soyjak subvariant:brazilmutt turk turkiye turkroach tvrkaryan variant:meximutt
avatar emerald - Reply
Trevor
15447: ear glasses smile soyjak stubble trend:colorjak variant:microplasticsjak
ear glasses smile soyjak stubble trend:colorjak variant:microplasticsjak // 464x446 // 29.4KB
avatar Ascence - Reply
brimstone
avatar xerox - Reply
this ferret got assburgers
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@emerald: shut the fuck up ferret
67821: arm closed_mouth clothes front_facing full_body glasses gun hair hand sam_hyde subvariant:chudjak_front template variant:chudjak
arm closed_mouth clothes front_facing full_body glasses gun hair hand sam_hyde subvariant:chudjak_front template variant:chudjak // 1183x1200 // 42.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Simple but cool
avatar Gringoslayer1488 - Reply
vnbothered gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Gem
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
Gemmish iron
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Samuel hyde Gem
avatar czechozelliger - Reply
Gemmy Gem
avatar Chud4 - Reply
samuyil hydenko is ukrainian btw
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Sam Hyde GEM
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
163190: eyes face forehead_lines glasses neutral nose stubble subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background upside_down variant:markiplier_soyjak
eyes face forehead_lines glasses neutral nose stubble subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background upside_down variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 144.9KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why are pliers raping the log
avatar Beauregard - Reply
@Chud: we're laughing at you in the 'plier cord
163185: bald glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier toy variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background worm worm_on_a_string
bald glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier toy variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background worm worm_on_a_string // 600x800 // 70.8KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
what even is this?
162972: brimstone glasses handsome ias ias_to_be_kept retard screaming tounge tounge_out variant:spedjak
brimstone glasses handsome ias ias_to_be_kept retard screaming tounge tounge_out variant:spedjak // 828x761 // 20.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
blaaaaah
avatar Pineapple - Reply
Finally, a good, original nuvariant
avatar Chud2 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
avatar finocide - Reply
<a href="https://soybooru.com/post/view/162972">
avatar finocide - Reply
<>162972<>
avatar finocide - Reply
how do i do this ferret raisin
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@finocide: nusoicacas...
avatar emerald - Reply
@finocide:
[.thumb.]id of a post[./thumb.]

Remove the dots
gigatwerk
avatar finocide - Reply
@emerald: ty gartenGOD
163079: emerald emerald_(namefag) femerald flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban green_skin hello_my_name_is_(sticker) lips meta:namefags pride_flag subvariant:terryjak transgender_flag variant:gapejak variant:meximutt
emerald emerald_(namefag) femerald flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban green_skin hello_my_name_is_(sticker) lips meta:namefags pride_flag subvariant:terryjak transgender_flag variant:gapejak variant:meximutt // 888x849 // 107.2KB

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avatar John8_44 - Reply

avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44:
black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ženter_as_you_please๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ženter_as_you_please๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44:
black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ženter_as_you_please๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ženter_as_you_please๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@emerald: @emerald:
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@emerald: @emerald:
avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: @John8_44:
black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ženter_as_you_please๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ženter_as_you_please๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: @John8_44:
black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ženter_as_you_please๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ženter_as_you_please๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@emerald: @emerald:
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@emerald:
avatar Thub - Reply
stop it!
163158: black_hair buhanka_chan char:kenneth_del_duca char:varvara_(nul1um) closed_eyes copy:mariverse green_eyes guitar hanging international_legion long_hair map_(pedophile) pedophile red_hair short_hair tranny transgender_flag ukrainian_flag ukrainian_insurgent_army variant:bernd
black_hair buhanka_chan char:kenneth_del_duca char:varvara_(nul1um) closed_eyes copy:mariverse green_eyes guitar hanging international_legion long_hair map_(pedophile) pedophile red_hair short_hair tranny transgender_flag ukrainian_flag ukrainian_insurgent_army variant:bernd // 1500x1500 // 754.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
branoon hands made this
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Go back to noonhell
avatar finocide - Reply
very homosexual
avatar Pineapple - Reply
nas coal
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
you have to go back
avatar Chud3 - Reply
it's homosexual noon raisin
avatar Chud4 - Reply
I liking post coal, saar
avatar Dzagir - Reply
Go back
163176: block eyes forehead_lines gem glasses minecraft neutral no_stubble nose subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak watermark
block eyes forehead_lines gem glasses minecraft neutral no_stubble nose subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak watermark // 600x800 // 535.9KB
avatar RebelGun - Reply
Vecteezy gem award
avatar Zonky - Reply
Big fan of Vecteezy!
avatar finocide - Reply
diamond
163186: bald glass glass_pane glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
bald glass glass_pane glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 58.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
What exactly is the point of uploading so many pliers
163181: bald egg_plant eggplant food glasses looking_at_you object_on_head plant series:gardenjak series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak vegetable white_background
bald egg_plant eggplant food glasses looking_at_you object_on_head plant series:gardenjak series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak vegetable white_background // 600x800 // 99.7KB
avatar finocide - Reply
arousing
163182: bald glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier urn variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
bald glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier urn variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 69.8KB
avatar emerald - Reply
Tapped disapprove on accident sorry
39044: arm book closed_mouth gem glasses hand holding_gem holding_object identifying_wood smile soyjak stubble text variant:cobson
arm book closed_mouth gem glasses hand holding_gem holding_object identifying_wood smile soyjak stubble text variant:cobson // 1086x1412 // 709.0KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
re uploading meme I saw to make it better (with magnifying glass)
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud: Google "loupe" you fucking special
avatar Chud3 - Reply
^ Google "sex" you incel pissbaby
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Chud: no.
avatar Chud5 - Reply
>pissbaby

'cord lingo.
avatar Chud6 - Reply
Does "identifying coal" exist or am I tripping again?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Chud: Yea the same book but different version for (Country you hate)
104833: bloodshot_eyes brown_troonjak crying open_mouth rope soyjak suicide tongue transparent_background trend:slopjak variant:bernd
bloodshot_eyes brown_troonjak crying open_mouth rope soyjak suicide tongue transparent_background trend:slopjak variant:bernd // 768x719 // 271.1KB
avatar emerald - Reply
Trevor
163175: block coal eyes forehead_lines glasses minecraft neutral no_stubble nose subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak
block coal eyes forehead_lines glasses minecraft neutral no_stubble nose subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 23.8KB
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Chud1 - Reply
minecraft
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