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163179: bald clock glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak wall_clock white_background
bald clock glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak wall_clock white_background // 600x800 // 97.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Hi
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
clock
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
The time is ten oh 8
163178: bald coonskin_hat glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
bald coonskin_hat glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 235.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@fexil dis u?
94277: glasses oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive soyjak stubble variant:soyak
glasses oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive soyjak stubble variant:soyak // 545x750 // 97.0KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gregnintsen
avatar Chud2 - Reply
noon ts raisin raping me to death :sob::fingers_crossed:
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
this should be a variant
avatar ribbonribbonribbonribbonribbon - Reply
B&
avatar 60percent - Reply
marge why is 'ju banned?
avatar Chud3 - Reply
nobody looks like this
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
nobody FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THAT
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
151446: glasses laptop open_mouth pointing stubble variant:pointing_laptopjak white_shirt
glasses laptop open_mouth pointing stubble variant:pointing_laptopjak white_shirt // 2500x1688 // 46.1KB
avatar soycheckmark - Reply
better than 99% of the catalog
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>laptopjak

wouldnt it be the laptop pointing
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
47263: 1708 1800 1868 1878 1914 1922 1944 2006 angry arm auto_generated beard clothes country glasses october october_7 open_mouth red soyjak steam subvariant:science_lover text variant:markiplier_soyjak wikipedia
1708 1800 1868 1878 1914 1922 1944 2006 angry arm auto_generated beard clothes country glasses october october_7 open_mouth red soyjak steam subvariant:science_lover text variant:markiplier_soyjak wikipedia // 1440x2096 // 599.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Clairvoyant gem
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
7146: black_skin cloud dark frown glasses gradient mustache sad sky soyjak stubble variant:punkjak
black_skin cloud dark frown glasses gradient mustache sad sky soyjak stubble variant:punkjak // 918x1306 // 266.5KB
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
8507: animated blur deformed distorted flag glasses hanging inverted mustache rope soyjak strobe stubble subvariant:scholar suicide tranny variant:gapejak yellow_teeth
animated blur deformed distorted flag glasses hanging inverted mustache rope soyjak strobe stubble subvariant:scholar suicide tranny variant:gapejak yellow_teeth // 768x719 // 329.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Epilepsy warning
avatar Chud2 - Reply
seizure inducing gem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Gem
avatar emerald - Reply
Trevor if xhe was white
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
white greg and trevor
111646: angry ear glasses meta:low_resolution op_is_a_retarded_lazy_faggot_for_not_tagging_his_own_shit open_mouth red_skin soyjak steam stubble teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak
angry ear glasses meta:low_resolution op_is_a_retarded_lazy_faggot_for_not_tagging_his_own_shit open_mouth red_skin soyjak steam stubble teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak // 199x254 // 8.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
tagnuked award
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Add tags
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
115889: beard big_lips glasses holding_object looking_at_you neutral ogre onion shrek soyjak swamp variant:hippojak variant:soyak
beard big_lips glasses holding_object looking_at_you neutral ogre onion shrek soyjak swamp variant:hippojak variant:soyak // 2326x1211 // 682.8KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
@Teasuck: idk since jubille is the only developer, there isn't much people that can replace him
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@Chud: What happened to doll? Isn't he supposed to be able to replace him?
avatar dap - Reply
@Teasuck: doll is an admin, jubille is a developer
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@dap_chhuon: I wish we could find another developer
avatar jubille - Reply
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a flamboyant person. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
avatar Chud - Reply
@Teasuck:
>I wish a white women acknowledges me

>I wish I can get employed soon

>I wish we could find another developer

and list goes on for the 'ru clitty
avatar Chud - Reply
@Teasuck: doll is still here under the name hotdoghead but idk if he has power to do that since he once was demoted for not following jubille orders
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@Chud: @Chud: I hope both of you kiss yourself, my friend from university saw this vantablack antimatter and he will think I'm a special who goons to shrek 'p and ugly people
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@Chud: I didn't know hotdoghead was doll, he's gemmy. Total greedy personbille death for doing that raisin to doll himself
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
153212: computer hanging irl old_computer sonnenrad tranny troon variant:bernd windows
computer hanging irl old_computer sonnenrad tranny troon variant:bernd windows // 4000x2250 // 581.3KB
avatar rarplier - Reply
>raisinty 10toXP theme

>discord

>anime figures

yep, it's Larping Time!
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
I think I have seen this image before
avatar Admre - Reply
Op looking at xer selfies
avatar Chud1 - Reply
how did you get epx7fclhdrp's photos on ts old ass cumputer
avatar chicken - Reply
muh heckin gigaold
avatar Flute - Reply
holy ugly person setup
@Admre:
trvthnuke
avatar Yohannen - Reply
>Oh my comfort show! Is that a nostalgerino windows something something 90 o algo setup that was made 20 years before i was born? Time to larp! Trans rights are human rights!
avatar Toilet-G - Reply
Three jimbos on the computer monitor
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@rarplier: worst part is xe's probably using windowblinds for that xp theme
avatar emerald - Reply
3 trevors
16139: beard glasses hair mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:terfjak
beard glasses hair mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:terfjak // 233x308 // 35.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
he doesn't even look soy, its just a guy with a beard smiling
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
24591: angry bloodshot_eyes disgusting fume glasses open_mouth rage red red_eyes red_skin smoke soyjak stubble variant:feraljak yellow_teeth
angry bloodshot_eyes disgusting fume glasses open_mouth rage red red_eyes red_skin smoke soyjak stubble variant:feraljak yellow_teeth // 1500x1500 // 494.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
another feral gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
one less civilized coal
avatar Chud3 - Reply
He red, he selfish, and he got yellow teethe
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Blood vaporizing gem
151650: fundamental_paper_education glasses i_love loaf open_mouth pointing stubble transheart variant:shirtjak zip zip_(fundamental_paper_education)
fundamental_paper_education glasses i_love loaf open_mouth pointing stubble transheart variant:shirtjak zip zip_(fundamental_paper_education) // 618x559 // 33.6KB

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avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
'toss absolute_state approval approver arm award brown_skin button coal english_text hand jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog meta:namefags minecraft monitor nails oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag painted_nails pooneshit pooneshit_pedo screen screenshot soybooru stinky sweating text thrembo variant:alicia vivo_endive wire
avatar szor - Reply
i am so tired of the childlessness, this joke is literally like so not like funny at all like its literally like so immature and stuff, like you literally have to grow up
avatar topazg - Reply
@szor: literally said literally 3 times in 1 sentence
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Stop
avatar szor - Reply
Resentment can grow quietly without much warning after a storm. Mushrooms can too.
avatar plox - Reply
gem
avatar Ghostguy338 - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: jimbrap gets forced to approve brimstone, so does every approver
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar Chud - Reply
@emerald: why are his glasses the same color as fem emerald's husband's bbc?
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: 3soyjaks brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ brown_skin buff bug crossed_arms fastest_brapped_up_post_⚠️⚠️⚠️ fly frame hair looking_at_you marker meta:namefags meta:river_leaking_in_the_replies packgod pen sad sitting speech_bubble stink_lines subvariant:mexiaryan text thought_bubble trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user)
163153: central_intelligence_agency coloring_book doll_(user) dust flumpty_bumpty froot glowing meta:namefags mutt nigger quote series:anything_is_more_ias_than_vlodson soot soyjak_party tranny trend:aryan variant:unknown
central_intelligence_agency coloring_book doll_(user) dust flumpty_bumpty froot glowing meta:namefags mutt nigger quote series:anything_is_more_ias_than_vlodson soot soyjak_party tranny trend:aryan variant:unknown // 920x958 // 33.5KB
avatar dinghington - Reply
This is my super cool awesome variant that will destroy cobson and save da site
avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
what the fuck is this geg
avatar dinghington - Reply
@QuickSlaughter: this is the next big thing
avatar PinkStew - Reply
still more ias than vlodraisin
avatar PinkStew - Reply
evendoe the game creator is diddyblud
avatar finocide - Reply
flumptey
avatar GoyRoyaleWon - Reply
basedgitz fan above me ^
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@GoyRoyaleWon: wow imagine being so childish you enjoy flashgitz unfunny anti furry humor and not my ugly personslop furry indieslop cartoon of the month
avatar Thub - Reply
my next post is a long listen, but bear with me as I'm writing this whole thing myself
161537: beard big_mouth extended_mouth glasses irl irl_soy james_youniverse poster reaction realistic superman variant:james_youniverse
beard big_mouth extended_mouth glasses irl irl_soy james_youniverse poster reaction realistic superman variant:james_youniverse // 343x797 // 353.8KB
avatar sprnurse - Reply
nas
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Jak him
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
Old Gigahcad on the left of the original image
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
@Spanish_Chud: *original meme format*
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
6728: glasses looking_down ominous open_mouth scared screaming shadow soyjak stubble tongue variant:gapejak
glasses looking_down ominous open_mouth scared screaming shadow soyjak stubble tongue variant:gapejak // 600x800 // 952.4KB
avatar basedandredpilled - Reply
gemmy
avatar Chud1 - Reply
2
avatar H3K - Reply
Horrified gem
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy, wonder what he saw
74301: beard brown_hair closed_mouth dan ear glasses soybooru stubble variant:quanjak
beard brown_hair closed_mouth dan ear glasses soybooru stubble variant:quanjak // 640x640 // 10.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Brimstone
avatar Chud2 - Reply
work work, but is your skin is the sames as your heading for the world to see, never eat never a, cry when it falls.,
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
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