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I bought 1000 smurfs on eBay

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We think we think with our brains, personally, I think with my feet. That's the only way I really come into contact with anything solid. I do occasionally think with my forehead, when I bang into something.
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Sugar1 day ago#2702569
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Hey there
Yo yo
Thanks for ze donation dude really appreciate it!
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cantonesebeast1 day ago#2702564
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Hey there
Yo yo
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Sugar1 day ago#2702555
Hey there
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cantonesebeast1 day ago#2702549
I wanna fuck my computer cuz no one in ze world knows me better
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i had no time to make something good
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What would you do during a skibidi toilet invasion

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Brown fat pooners with vaginal yeast infection

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How pungent is your cocksmell

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People drawing their self-inserts here are like

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Few words about me

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Do you get morning woods

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Who else downs a bottle of wine sometimes

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Would you let a beautiful woman do a cock and ball torture to you

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This could be you and me

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