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60251: amerimutt angry eating hamburger mcdonalds open_mouth subvariant:impish_amerimutt variant:feraljak variant:impish_soyak_ears
>you WILL not take a bite out of my new burger hat
*BITE
<om, nom, mmmm, Nom*
BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP*
<'you were saying something about the burger hat or however the Toppings weren't fancy enough?
173132: balding ext=jpg glasses open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_skin wyoming_screamer
Having fun, buddy? Do you like sending your friends and anons funny soyjacs? But remember, this isn't just any soyjac, it's the Wyoming Screamer. That's his real name. This meme was created by a terrifying killer, sadist, and Satanist nicknamed the Wyoming Freak.
The author of your favorite meme, William, aka Freak, lived in Laramie, Wyoming. In 1994, he realized he simply wanted to drown Wyoming in blood and began killing people in Laramie and several other towns in the state. In 1999, thanks to the efforts of brave cops, William was caught and arrested. He was locked away in the Rawlins jail and sentenced to life in prison, so he could come to terms with everything and bitterly regret it. During the investigation, the FBI estimated that the Wyoming Freak had killed 34 people, including two police officers who were hot on his trail: Julia Burton, 35, and Robert Decker, 58. Even shortly before his death, Robert once said, "Maybe I'm too old for this investigation," and he was right. William had a fondness for murder and torture tools: a crowbar, a sledgehammer, and a cleaver, in all sorts of combinations. He loved to torture people before killing them in hidden locations. Police officers across the state whispered among themselves that the Wyoming Freak had come from hell.
After William's arrest and sentencing, one ordinary day in prison, the guards were in for a mysterious surprise: they found William dead in his cell, lying flat on his back on the bed, his glassy eyes open, staring at the ceiling, and a very strange drawing on the wall. FBI agents began examining the body and the camera. They searched everything, examined the body, and performed an autopsy, but the cause of death remains a terrible mystery to this day; no signs of violence or anything else were found.
On the wall directly above Frick was a simple ink drawing of a face. Who it depicted and what the drawing meant also remained a mystery. Furthermore, the drawn person's mouth was widely open, as if frightened. Later, when the internet spread, an exact reproduction of the drawing from the camera was stolen from FBI archives by an unknown hacker. William's drawing subsequently became a popular meme called Soyjak.
The author of your favorite meme, William, aka Freak, lived in Laramie, Wyoming. In 1994, he realized he simply wanted to drown Wyoming in blood and began killing people in Laramie and several other towns in the state. In 1999, thanks to the efforts of brave cops, William was caught and arrested. He was locked away in the Rawlins jail and sentenced to life in prison, so he could come to terms with everything and bitterly regret it. During the investigation, the FBI estimated that the Wyoming Freak had killed 34 people, including two police officers who were hot on his trail: Julia Burton, 35, and Robert Decker, 58. Even shortly before his death, Robert once said, "Maybe I'm too old for this investigation," and he was right. William had a fondness for murder and torture tools: a crowbar, a sledgehammer, and a cleaver, in all sorts of combinations. He loved to torture people before killing them in hidden locations. Police officers across the state whispered among themselves that the Wyoming Freak had come from hell.
After William's arrest and sentencing, one ordinary day in prison, the guards were in for a mysterious surprise: they found William dead in his cell, lying flat on his back on the bed, his glassy eyes open, staring at the ceiling, and a very strange drawing on the wall. FBI agents began examining the body and the camera. They searched everything, examined the body, and performed an autopsy, but the cause of death remains a terrible mystery to this day; no signs of violence or anything else were found.
On the wall directly above Frick was a simple ink drawing of a face. Who it depicted and what the drawing meant also remained a mystery. Furthermore, the drawn person's mouth was widely open, as if frightened. Later, when the internet spread, an exact reproduction of the drawing from the camera was stolen from FBI archives by an unknown hacker. William's drawing subsequently became a popular meme called Soyjak.
173108: brown_skin cockroach deformed flag:venezuela nigger trend:slopjak variant:bernd veneco veneco_cockroach venezuela wing
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Is Venezuelans the cockroach of South America?
geeg
Venezuela to Latin American 'ru 'teens is like the jerdee to HTSM
@Ruby: do this
@PuertoRican: Venecos are the laughing stock of LatAm
disguting venecoroach
105378: blush bridget_(guilty_gear) clothes glasses green_eyes guilty_gear hair hat meta:nas open_mouth soytran tranny transparent_background variant:soytan video_game white_skin yellow_hair
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kiss yourself goonergroid smelly peoplekin
SOYTAN WNBAG
Lowlight is a KpigPIG KpigPIG AND HE DESERVES TO BE DRAFTED LIKE THE PIGGER HE IS, DRAFTED IN DROVES LIKE THE PIGS TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES. SLAUGHTERERED BY THE pigBULLS THAT HE BOWS TO, HE IS A SISSY FOR pigBULLS AND MAGABULLS. WHEN THE WAR IS OVER HE WILL BE PROSTITUTING TO THE pigBULLS SINCE HE'S A SISSY FOR pigBULLS
How is this not a soyjak?
>Oh im a sloptran gooner
>Im a stinky 'tistic brown skinned mutt from D1sc0rd
Groomed soytan
ugly persons may workship that character but never play a fighting game cuz isn't so wholesome for them
173103: angry arm clothes crying flag flag:ireland glasses hand ireland open_mouth pointing transparent_background tshirt variant:chudjak
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@Thub: i dont know about that
nobaldi looks like this
@john373838484893: WE look like this when a heckin bigoted Brit calls it Londonderry
@john373838484893: bigsneedson looks like this
@john373838484893: Mick did look like this thoughever
172768: admin animated banana banana_split_ice_cream beard blue_glasses buff coat dance doctor doll_(user) dr_soyberg glasses green_glasses grey_skin kuz leaf meme music mustache owner pink_skin purple_skin quote_(user) song soot soyjak_party stubble trend:gigajaks variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:soyak variant:unknown white_skin yellow_glasses
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all diddys btw
poonerald
geggy but homosexual but op is a woman so it makes sense
have a feeling some bothered splinterchad will go on here and say
have a feeling some bothered splinterchad will go on here and say
>kek these are what shartychads post nowadays
on their dnb site
@MenstrualCykill: He took advantage of her, thats grooming ffs (which is in the same category as rape). The fact that you don't see this shows how prevalent rape culture is in Brapxico
@Olgol: he didn't rape her nor is that grooming you specialed flamboyant person, this is just a reach
even if he was one it wouldn't matter since he was a good admin
even if he was one it wouldn't matter since he was a good admin
172715: antifa artist:chauvin award biggie_cheese brown_skin cap clothes divorce fat flies hat meta:namefags meta:tagme nas:award obese olgol_(user) please_be_paitent_i_have_autism shoe smell subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:olgolstein variant:alicia variant:cobson
173109: 2soyjaks admin_6 admin_7 beard blossom glasses gradient gradient_background gray_skin niggerhell no_more_brother_wars smile subvariant:wholesome_feraljak variant:cobson variant:feraljak white_outline wholesome
173119: angry bald dark_background earpiece glasses glowing suit_and_tie trend:glowie variant:maxjak wrinkles
173131: color colorful nose open_mouth stubble teeth trend:colorjak variant:wolfjak
me when i eat delicious crayons
70469: 4soyjaks black_and_white clothes costume disgusted ear glasses hair hand irl_background joseph_goebbels nazi_germany nazism necktie photo showing_something sitting soyjak stubble variant:chudjak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak
159101: angry ass big_eyebrows big_nose clenched_teeth distorted eyebrows fart full_body glasses low_quality naked skinny smelling soyjak stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak white_background
167686: armband beard brazil cancao captains_armband cleats clothes curly_hair fade football gradient green_shoes neymar santos shoe soccer soccer_boot sponsor subvariant:soyak_(smug) tattoo_is_suppossed_to_be_there_but_im_not_drawing_that_crap that_one_fucking_picture_of_nate_being_a_smug_little_bastard umbro variant:soyak
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Gem
santos really played better without blud bro, and they were relegated
seca
@mares: why did noon get banned
Neymar
173114: beard big_forehead big_nose buck_teeth clown clown_nose face_paint facepaint fat_head glasses it looking_at_you paint pennywise subvariant:grinplier transparent_background two_teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak
PATTYCAKE, PATTYCAKE WITH NO HANDS
we all float gem
173115: beard buff caricature closed_mouth giga gigachad grey_skin hair muscles nas:gigachad sleek_n_tears subvariant:gigagool tony_soprano variant:gabagool
gemstone
gem
165317: arrow brown_hair closed_mouth ear fat fez glasses green_text hello_my_name_is_(sticker) larper lavader literal_who looking_to_the_left monarchist monarchy mustache politics stubble sunglasses text variant:meximutt white_background
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@Joe_Barbaro:
ya but i wasnt assed after i realised i was in the process of uploading it
ya but i wasnt assed after i realised i was in the process of uploading it
literal_who
gemmy beast
Xhe is way too white
he just posted this on his community page
and it's also his twitter pfp now
172995: catholic catholicism kurwa slavic subvariant:branigger subvariant:branslav variant:brandon
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Grozan hands made this noonstone
@FatGuyParadise: keep spittin keep spittin
I look like this btw
@tundra: no, they're Catholic
you're a raisinskin op
173127: bald caveman glasses nas:wojak neckbeard open_mouth retard soyjak stubble subvariant:caveman_retarded_soyjak transparent_background variant:soyak white_skin
173042: 2soyjaks bbc black_background black_owned bnwo built_for_bbc cup ear eyebrows glass glasses hand holding_object meta:not_oc nose open_mouth spade spade_tattoo spadeson stubble subvariant:hornyson subvariant:spadeson teeth text thread tongue tongue_out variant:cobson white_text
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@austrian_chud: he is greedy personkraine is Russian clay
RVSSgemmy HERE, THE FUTURE IS BLACK AND SOVIET, GEEEEEEG WHITEBOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Olgol gem
UKRgemmy INFESTED THREADS
SoyBooru