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42446: crying garten_of_banban variant:cobson variant:impish variant:soyak variant:stinger_flynnjak variant:two_pointing_soyjaks variant:unknown video_game
crying garten_of_banban variant:cobson variant:impish variant:soyak variant:stinger_flynnjak variant:two_pointing_soyjaks variant:unknown video_game // 1440x1080 // 171.6KB

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avatar Chud May 12, 2023; 10:30 - Reply
marge
avatar Chud May 12, 2023; 12:16 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud May 12, 2023; 20:47 - Reply
Gemmish but if someone replaced Banban with an ACKing ugly personjak face it would be a shining polished gemerald
Also Jumbo Cob will always be a gem
avatar Chud May 13, 2023; 08:04 - Reply
Zoomerraisin brimstone
avatar Chud May 14, 2023; 12:47 - Reply
autismerald
avatar emerald January 14, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
@Chud:
bloodshot_eyes brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ crying disgusted flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban glasses looking_at_you meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself meta:soyduel_took_place_in_comment_section open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble stubble text tranny transparent_background variant:bernd
avatar MenstrualCykill January 14, 2026; 17:28 - Reply
@emerald: @emerald: Why do you keep insulting yourself before you made an account?
avatar emerald January 14, 2026; 17:29 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: bloodshot_eyes brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ crying disgusted flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban glasses looking_at_you meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself meta:soyduel_took_place_in_comment_section open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble stubble text tranny transparent_background variant:bernd
avatar John8_44 January 14, 2026; 23:37 - Reply
avatar austrian_chud February 2, 2026; 20:39 - Reply
The toss that started it all
166980: accessory angry beard belt button button_eyes closed_mouth clothes doll doll_(user) eyebrows eyes full_body glasses hat magenta_skin nose punisher_face variant:feraljak
accessory angry beard belt button button_eyes closed_mouth clothes doll doll_(user) eyebrows eyes full_body glasses hat magenta_skin nose punisher_face variant:feraljak // 1501x1900 // 289.3KB
avatar Scoot February 2, 2026; 20:32 - Reply
working on something right now, albeit i think i'll finish it later.
avatar Swanick February 2, 2026; 20:37 - Reply
Are you gonna make every faction in that hoi4 post?
avatar Scoot February 2, 2026; 20:38 - Reply
@Swanick: yes
avatar Swanick February 2, 2026; 20:39 - Reply
@Scoot: gem I'll wait
166958: bald carrot marge margerald snow snowman sticks transparent transparent_background variant:uncjak
bald carrot marge margerald snow snowman sticks transparent transparent_background variant:uncjak // 311x350 // 12.5KB
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 19:24 - Reply
gem i should make one with his face on it
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:24 - Reply
Just awful.
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:24 - Reply
@Ripper:
>Joined: 14 minutes ago
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:28 - Reply
@Chud: What of it?
avatar Chud2 February 2, 2026; 19:29 - Reply
@Ripper: on the bald men with glasses website for 14 minutes
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:29 - Reply
@Chud: What of it?
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:29 - Reply
@Chud: Okay...
I am suspanishious
avatar Chud3 February 2, 2026; 20:33 - Reply
on the verge of being NAS
avatar emerald February 2, 2026; 20:35 - Reply
@Chud: blvd missed everything
166931: Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT_(namefag) arrow brown_skin homosexual kiss kissing meta:namefags spanish_chud_(namefag) subvariant:flarteyejak variant:fisheyejak variant:flartson
Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT_(namefag) arrow brown_skin homosexual kiss kissing meta:namefags spanish_chud_(namefag) subvariant:flarteyejak variant:fisheyejak variant:flartson // 968x938 // 69.1KB

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avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:45 - Reply
@fuckandsuck: we must kill kkkrakas, ypipo are evil
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:46 - Reply
@fuckandsuck: we nigerigemmyS and south africgemmyS hate it mayne
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT February 2, 2026; 19:51 - Reply
@fuckandsuck:
no way you're seething over a historical event are we deadass
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT February 2, 2026; 19:53 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill:
GEG, i checked it there and he's leaking over me saying "tsmt"
avatar fuckandsuck February 2, 2026; 20:06 - Reply
@Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT: england is whiter than you btw
avatar labubu February 2, 2026; 20:06 - Reply
@fuckandsuck: venezuela is whiter than england
avatar MenstrualCykill February 2, 2026; 20:07 - Reply
@labubu: venezuela is whiter than lesotho*
avatar MenstrualCykill February 2, 2026; 20:07 - Reply
ferret is a fucking veneco geg
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT February 2, 2026; 20:19 - Reply
@fuckandsuck:
you live in a muslim nigeriarab raisinhole but whatever you say great "white man"
avatar Joe_Barbaro February 2, 2026; 20:31 - Reply
@Trollio: yeah ok you are sameflamboyant personging there's no way you just get summoned
166975: brown_hair creepy danno_cal_drawings green_skin one_tooth riggy_the_runkey subvariant:vlodcreep variant:vlodson vest
brown_hair creepy danno_cal_drawings green_skin one_tooth riggy_the_runkey subvariant:vlodcreep variant:vlodson vest // 714x720 // 96.9KB
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 20:15 - Reply
Stop positing this soy
avatar Virilis February 2, 2026; 20:16 - Reply
'tism noonbrim
avatar finocide February 2, 2026; 20:17 - Reply
tf is this
avatar Chud2 February 2, 2026; 20:30 - Reply
nas
166935: buoyancy explained factjak float floating fluid font glasses graphic gravity helpful reality science subvariant:branigger text variant:brandon water
buoyancy explained factjak float floating fluid font glasses graphic gravity helpful reality science subvariant:branigger text variant:brandon water // 1280x720 // 51.9KB
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 18:16 - Reply
helpful
avatar Jones February 2, 2026; 18:22 - Reply
we should thank jimbo for this demonstration.
avatar Busmowerman February 2, 2026; 18:24 - Reply
what happened to his arm
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:33 - Reply
@Busmowerman: its underwater
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:34 - Reply
@Jones: geg
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 2, 2026; 18:40 - Reply
jimbo thank you for being our physics test subject
avatar John8_44 February 2, 2026; 18:51 - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: ^admitted that jimbo has vantawhite skin
avatar Chud2 February 2, 2026; 20:15 - Reply
brimstone
avatar Jones February 2, 2026; 20:26 - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: stole my joke award
130120: artist:emerald back billions_must booru chud_troon_alliance eyes fire flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses hanging hoodie katakana music onion open_mouth original_content seething sky smile smirk smv subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:lil_chud subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:unbotheredchud title tree variant:bernd variant:chudjak
artist:emerald back billions_must booru chud_troon_alliance eyes fire flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses hanging hoodie katakana music onion open_mouth original_content seething sky smile smirk smv subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:lil_chud subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:unbotheredchud title tree variant:bernd variant:chudjak // 1920x1080, 69.8s // 37.1MB

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avatar Chud July 28, 2025; 20:41 - Reply
Will this or Rot's animation be featured ???
avatar Chud July 29, 2025; 00:22 - Reply
chudserk gemerald
avatar SoyyoSeth July 29, 2025; 01:29 - Reply
gem

Also btw op what program do you use to edit this video?
avatar emerald July 29, 2025; 01:36 - Reply
@SoyyoSeth: capcut the PC version
avatar SoyyoSeth July 29, 2025; 01:38 - Reply
@emerald: thx 'teens
avatar Catjakker August 15, 2025; 14:27 - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud December 17, 2025; 02:02 - Reply
gemerald
avatar MrObsessed January 29, 2026; 18:58 - Reply
I just want to remind you all what emerald has made before this homosexual shiftlifting
avatar finocide February 2, 2026; 20:14 - Reply
@MrObsessed: we love emerald
avatar finocide February 2, 2026; 20:19 - Reply
but emerald only likes berserk cause of the black girl
166970: blue_skin controller green_skin heart i_heart red_skin variant:meximutt yellow_skin
blue_skin controller green_skin heart i_heart red_skin variant:meximutt yellow_skin // 1280x1280 // 140.5KB
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:52 - Reply
Marge
avatar Chud2 February 2, 2026; 19:52 - Reply
Chris lee log in
avatar Chud3 February 2, 2026; 19:53 - Reply
these trully are dead noon hours.
avatar Chud4 February 2, 2026; 19:58 - Reply
topaz
avatar Chud5 February 2, 2026; 20:11 - Reply
retired soyteen you said...
166974: brown_skin chudfaggot claw claws creature long monster red_eyes shitskin subvariant:chudfaggot tounge_out trend:slopjak variant:bernd yellow_teeth
brown_skin chudfaggot claw claws creature long monster red_eyes shitskin subvariant:chudfaggot tounge_out trend:slopjak variant:bernd yellow_teeth // 2048x1400 // 182.5KB
avatar Scoot February 2, 2026; 20:05 - Reply
sorry if his head looks weird
avatar birdbrain February 2, 2026; 20:08 - Reply
xhe has a valid head sista
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 2, 2026; 20:10 - Reply
chudjimbo
166973: aura burning eruption explosion fire glasses open_mouth sigma stubble truthnuke trvthnvke tuff variant:cobson volcano
aura burning eruption explosion fire glasses open_mouth sigma stubble truthnuke trvthnvke tuff variant:cobson volcano // 800x600 // 658.5KB
avatar birdbrain February 2, 2026; 20:03 - Reply
is nice :)
166930: amerimutt bald basketball helicopter holding_object honorary_aryan kobe_bryant lakers nigger rest_in_peace subvariant:kratos_chudjak variant:chudjak
amerimutt bald basketball helicopter holding_object honorary_aryan kobe_bryant lakers nigger rest_in_peace subvariant:kratos_chudjak variant:chudjak // 1597x1007 // 169.1KB
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:00 - Reply
geg
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 18:02 - Reply
jimbo
avatar Chud2 February 2, 2026; 18:16 - Reply
michel jordan?
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 2, 2026; 18:17 - Reply
genius
avatar Granite February 2, 2026; 19:13 - Reply
@Chud: its kobe bryant fucking special
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT February 2, 2026; 19:55 - Reply
@Chud:
its kobe bryant fucking special
avatar MenstrualCykill February 2, 2026; 19:56 - Reply
@Chud: its kobe bryant fucking special
avatar PRIZINS February 2, 2026; 20:03 - Reply
should do shaq
166956: barely_a_soyjak brimstone_winter coal dust dustnigger_(user) lazy multiple_soyjaks ongezellig traced variant:unknown
barely_a_soyjak brimstone_winter coal dust dustnigger_(user) lazy multiple_soyjaks ongezellig traced variant:unknown // 800x600 // 53.6KB
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:21 - Reply
I'd gladly rip their spines out for this is not a soyjak
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:22 - Reply
fuck you dustniagara
avatar Chud2 February 2, 2026; 19:24 - Reply
Dupe
bald cleo_(ongezellig) clothes coco_(ongezellig) full_body glasses kneeling looking_at_each_other multiple_soyjaks nose ongezellig open_mouth soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:unknown white_background yfke_(ongezellig) zoey_(ongezellig)
avatar finocide February 2, 2026; 20:02 - Reply
someflamboyant person told me to jak this months ago and it bricekd my pc while I was drawing it
65092: angry bald big_lips double_chin eye fat flag:venezuela front_facing looking_at_you mutt_lips nose obese star_(symbol) stubble subvariant:meximutt_front variant:meximutt
angry bald big_lips double_chin eye fat flag:venezuela front_facing looking_at_you mutt_lips nose obese star_(symbol) stubble subvariant:meximutt_front variant:meximutt // 918x845 // 35.2KB
avatar Chud1 November 18, 2025; 18:35 - Reply
clothes comic comic_sans glasses necktie scared series:soyjaks? soyjak soyjaks? speech_bubble stonetoss stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text variant:soyak
avatar FreakyJimbo November 18, 2025; 18:36 - Reply
@Chud: Greg, stop.
avatar labubu February 2, 2026; 19:59 - Reply
venezuela is white
avatar labubu February 2, 2026; 19:59 - Reply
venezuela is white
avatar MenstrualCykill February 2, 2026; 20:00 - Reply
@labubu: maybe in lesotho
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 2, 2026; 20:00 - Reply
jimbrap
166968: dragon fat feathers red_skin variant:meximutt white_background yellow_teeth
dragon fat feathers red_skin variant:meximutt white_background yellow_teeth // 1280x1280 // 170.2KB
avatar wiretap February 2, 2026; 19:46 - Reply
Is this supposed to be magikarp
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:52 - Reply
Marge
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT February 2, 2026; 19:54 - Reply
is this one of those poki maynes i've heard so much about?
166964: cigarette eyes_closed flag:mexico holding_cigarette smoking text variant:cobson
cigarette eyes_closed flag:mexico holding_cigarette smoking text variant:cobson // 412x535 // 50.1KB
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:37 - Reply
God I will kill this fucker!
avatar OdessanBvll February 2, 2026; 19:43 - Reply
e finita la comedia
avatar OdessanBvll February 2, 2026; 19:44 - Reply
e finita la comedia
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:54 - Reply
cobson
166969: award fat green_eyes grey_shirt subvariant:morbidmutt variant:meximutt white_background
award fat green_eyes grey_shirt subvariant:morbidmutt variant:meximutt white_background // 589x534 // 66.2KB
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:51 - Reply
Marge
166936: braphog glasses hair literal_who morshu oc_hater pointing sea stubble variant:soyjak_neo water zonky_(namefag)
braphog glasses hair literal_who morshu oc_hater pointing sea stubble variant:soyjak_neo water zonky_(namefag) // 686x386 // 23.5KB

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avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:17 - Reply
@austrian_chud: it looks like zonky and the original version looks like a soyboy
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:18 - Reply
@Chud: baited no baldi
avatar finocide February 2, 2026; 18:18 - Reply
I would cry if someone did this to me
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:18 - Reply
@finocide: noted
avatar callioperockwell February 2, 2026; 18:20 - Reply
this is cute
avatar Soyton February 2, 2026; 18:34 - Reply
Cord
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:35 - Reply
@callioperockwell: do you and z only know eachother irl or something
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:36 - Reply
zonky
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:38 - Reply
@Chud: literal who's
avatar labubu February 2, 2026; 19:39 - Reply
when do I get my slopjak
166905: a10_eyes afrikaner anglo blond blue_eyes boer britain buff closed_mouth flag:south_africa flag:united_kingdom glasses mouth_open rolling_eyes south_africa subvariant:kratos_chudjak united_kingdom variant:chudjak white_background white_skin wikipedia wikipedia_article
a10_eyes afrikaner anglo blond blue_eyes boer britain buff closed_mouth flag:south_africa flag:united_kingdom glasses mouth_open rolling_eyes south_africa subvariant:kratos_chudjak united_kingdom variant:chudjak white_background white_skin wikipedia wikipedia_article // 800x600 // 229.6KB

showing 10 of 21 comments

avatar fuckandsuck February 2, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
@Spanish_Chud: no countrywars are specialed
avatar fuckandsuck February 2, 2026; 17:40 - Reply
@Chud: yeah I wish countrywars were banned it ruins the fun of this site
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 2, 2026; 17:43 - Reply
@fuckandsuck:
>let's fuggen ban da 'ru culture on da 'ru instead of porn and/or raisinty variants mayne

there are SNCA countrywars who have overstayed their welcome (looking at you greco-turkish war), but banning countrywars is HTSM as fuck
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 17:47 - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive:
>t. attentionwhore orbiter
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT February 2, 2026; 17:48 - Reply
@Soyton:
marge, afrikaners are white
avatar dap February 2, 2026; 17:50 - Reply
@fuckandsuck: most countrywars died off at this point. it would be like desecrating a corpse
avatar austrian_chud February 2, 2026; 17:53 - Reply
@Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT:
>Africa is whitest mayne

You're trying to say your raisinhole that borders lesotho is better than the uk
avatar dap February 2, 2026; 17:56 - Reply
@austrian_chud: he's talking about afrikaners, a white south african minority which descends from dutch colonists
avatar fuckandsuck February 2, 2026; 18:00 - Reply
@dap: I bet he isn't one and he's just some african
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT February 2, 2026; 19:36 - Reply
@fuckandsuck:
i'm coloured and btw, i never claimed to be an afrikaner
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