kek

>it's based and fnaf futa porn filled

@Chud: diddy

Gem, albeit nobody is going to follow this chart

why did i become bad at spelling ever since I had those noseblleds

test

I wont

@Chud: its too olgolpilled

Jimbo looks just like the letter N

@Soyton:

I had the same idea

@Snowiec: do it better please

@Chud: ferret obviously not

@MenstrualCykill: why doe?

@Chud: why doe?

@Chud: why doe?

@Thales: why not doe?

nophono

Fashie brimstone

my girlfriend is literally a tacoblimp jartychad irl this isnt a joke

Automatic coal just because it's the first post ever

@special: who's laughing now?

nu creepypasta just dropped

wasted 6minutes and 5 seconds of my devices battery for this dual-phase ductile iron

Funny

@EB3: Ev&doe tanzanite

posted soypasta again award

Turn the music up, I can almost hear the pasta

Racist coal, the jarty won

antiswarthy

jimbo

@Chud: ^^rapes antiswarthy

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EMERALD HERE, I LOOK LIKE THIS GEG

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@emerald: this

Jimbrap

jimbo

trvke

W larps?

>

Jimbos won?

TOTAL PANCHITO DEAD

DIAMOND G3MMY SAVE SPAIN

Bludz think they are still white and own the south americaz

Sulfur obsessed with

PERVGODS

Not tuff

RIP jimbo

I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically chaded by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!

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THIS POST LEAKED FROM THE DEEPEST BRIMSTONE MINE IN THE WHOLE noonHELL, ITS SOLE PURPOSE TO CAUSE ANOTHER SOYPOCALYPSE. THE FACT THAT THIS BEHEMOTH OF noonBRIM EVEN EXISTS ON THE 'RU MEANS THAT JANNIES DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT THEY APPROVE, SHOWING LITTLE CARE OF THE POWER THEY BEHOLD TO DETERMINE FATE OF THIS GEMMY SITE. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN ITS EXISTENCE IS OP THAT MADE IT, HIS SKIN BEING DARKER THAN VANTABLACK, HIS CONTACT LIST BEING WORSE THAN ACKugly personFENE'S, AND HIS COAL RESERVES BEING LARGER THAN HUMANITY COMBINED COULD EVER PRODUCE!!

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This is me in bed btw.

I do this

@H3K: i do this in bed too geg

i look like this and do this

@StinkyWanger: wise mordvin

gemmy

words above me

I may look like this

@CHRISTBVLL:

IRL HTSM with a spanish baboon larp username award

If it was already deleted

@Soyton: I somewhat agree, you would just need to define irrelevant a little better. Me personally I think padding needs to be cracked down on

@Soyton: idk he just asked me to do it and insisted when I questioned him

@John8_44: hes obsessed

raisin everyone posted it again award cares about

GEMERALD RAIN

@epx7fclhdrp: obsessed

@Eyehurt: in guatemala we call this a gem

@Coemskong:

>I reply to everything he says but actually he's obsessed

>the one with the biggest boobies has the most reppies

for all of the fleece alt accounts

marge who is fleece

your not allowed to be funny because fr**t said that isn't allowed o algo

gem

forgot to colour in the top of the rope award

antiswarthy

Jimbrap

^ got his booty taken by a man in a grey floppy hat speaking in ebonics about ""manbutt""

@rainfleece:

>^ got his boot-

AAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!

@beans_3: @Chud: bootyfail, now your rear ends belong to fleece

@Chud:

>bootyf-

AAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!

ferrets is houngry

@rainfleece: who the fuck is rainfleece trying to be me

antiswarthy

korg

Jimbrap

kill all lesbians

4 diddybluds

Nameflamboyant persons I don't like

Gem.

4 VlodsonWABAGs

jimbo on the left right and middle

I see four joes

Gem

Marge, why is the bisexual portrayed with the sloppiest slopjak out of the 4 of them, when it's the one that is the least degenerate out of those 4? If anything, it's the tranny that should be depicted with the sloppiest slopjak.

@Chud: here's my official list ranking the degenerates, from least to worst (LGBT edition):
bi women, lesbians, bi men, homosexuals, FtMs and MtFs
(note that none of these groups are good in the slightest but some are worse than others)

olgolbbc addict

@MenstrualCykill: @amogusimposter:

@Chud: log in specialed noon

@MenstrualCykill:

geg

@H3K: do you like my storytelling?

@amogusimposter: autism

@Chud: @Olgol:

KAD PODELE BOSNU SRBI I HRVATI,
RAT CE STATI, RAT CE ONDA STATI.
KAD PODELE BOSNU SRBI I HRVATI,
RAT CE STATI, RAT CE ONDA STATI.
A BALIJE PUT POD NOGE, PA U TURSKU PRAVO,
DA IH VISE NE GLEDAMO ODNIO IH DAVO.
A BALIJE PUT POD NOGE, PA U TURSKU PRAVO,
DA IH VISE NE GLEDAMO ODNIO IH DAVO.
KAD HRISCANI STANU SVI NA JEDNU STRANU,
MIR CE BITI NA CELOM BALKANU.
KAD HRISCANI STANU SVI NA JEDNU STRANU,
MIR CE BITI NA CELOM BALKANU.
A BALIJE PUT POD NOGE, PA U TURSKU PRAVO,
DA IH VISE NE GLEDAMO ODNIO IH DAVO.
A BALIJE PUT POD NOGE, PA U TURSKU PRAVO,
DA IH VISE NE GLEDAMO ODNIO IH DAVO.
KAD ZELJELI NISU SA NAMA DA ZIVE,
ZA SVOJ PORAZ NEKA DZIHAD KRIVE.
KAD ZELJELI NISU SA NAMA DA ZIVE,
ZA SVOJ PORAZ NEKA DZIHAD KRIVE.
A BALIJE PUT POD NOGE, PA U TURSKU PRAVO,
DA IH VISE NE GLEDAMO ODNIO IH DAVO.
A BALIJE PUT POD NOGE, PA U TURSKU PRAVO,
DA IH VISE NE GLEDAMO ODNIO IH DAVO.

bumping this

Such a gemerald I made an account to upvote it

Marge what are these latinxs saying

@Lunatician: something about the rats they're eating being good for you

Spanish_chud and argentina_chud

:meximutt:

Why did they slowly become inside of a 2000s music video

Why are greg and jimbo eating mice?

Oy, segodnya

@Polyik: nga fr thinks i still have school
And if i had i would be online with only 1 lesson a day cause ferrets don't have electricity

lynch qu*te

@Brazilian_Chud: Mustard*, Quote is not big of a problem

@OdessanBvll: Get a job noon

@jimbo: Nah.

@OdessanBvll: neet w

@OdessanBvll: ebnutyy shiz, tebe chto meshaet napryamuyu obrashchat'sya?

@Polyik: bros speaking starwars ahh language

@jimbo: look who's talking

@QuickSlaughter: jimbO?

@QuickSlaughter: i'm just happy the brap is back, making it yellow removes the sovl

@jimbo:
like the oneshot title or something

Jimbo moderation program:
- allow erping
- ban homophobia, transphobia etc.
- ban depicting him as brown, but also ban being racist, especially insulting afro haircuts
- allow valid indie game diaper gemmies, and feauture oneshot ones
- implement boorucord

@QuickSlaughter: oh

And disallow chudflamboyant personry

jimbo got the purple skin after sucking 1000 cocks

@Chudson88: meds

THIS IS WHAT WE JIMBQ gemmyS LQQK LIKE

@Chudson88: she did that