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163786: bald closed_mouth looking_at_you no_glasses no_stubble soyjak template variant:lactoriajak white_background
bald closed_mouth looking_at_you no_glasses no_stubble soyjak template variant:lactoriajak white_background // 406x400 // 2.7KB
avatar Chud1 January 21, 2026; 22:13 - Reply
mogs me
avatar FatBVLLorSomething February 2, 2026; 19:26 - Reply
Someone have the og image of this?
163785: bald closed_mouth glasses looking_at_you soyjak stubble template variant:lactoriajak white_background
bald closed_mouth glasses looking_at_you soyjak stubble template variant:lactoriajak white_background // 406x400 // 3.3KB
avatar FatBVLLorSomething February 2, 2026; 19:26 - Reply
Someone have the og image of this?
163739: bald fat glasses nuvariant open_mouth retarded stubble template variant:lactoriajak white_background wrinkles
bald fat glasses nuvariant open_mouth retarded stubble template variant:lactoriajak white_background wrinkles // 406x400 // 3.5KB
avatar Chud1 January 21, 2026; 19:56 - Reply
fat ferret
avatar CuteCrab January 21, 2026; 20:49 - Reply
very gemmy variant
avatar Chud2 January 21, 2026; 20:53 - Reply
@CuteCrab: we need more fishjaks
avatar FatBVLLorSomething February 2, 2026; 19:26 - Reply
Someone have the og image of this?
163738: bald fat no_glasses no_stubble nuvariant open_mouth retarded template variant:lactoriajak white_background
bald fat no_glasses no_stubble nuvariant open_mouth retarded template variant:lactoriajak white_background // 406x400 // 2.8KB
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT January 21, 2026; 19:22 - Reply
ok
avatar FatBVLLorSomething February 2, 2026; 19:26 - Reply
Someone have the og image of this?
162062: clothes coat collared_shirt eyebrows glasses glove gun hair hitman_(game) looking_at_you neutral red_tie revolver shading shirts stubble suit suit_and_tie suitcase sunglasses variant:uncjak walking
clothes coat collared_shirt eyebrows glasses glove gun hair hitman_(game) looking_at_you neutral red_tie revolver shading shirts stubble suit suit_and_tie suitcase sunglasses variant:uncjak walking // 2304x3072 // 3.2MB

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avatar MenstrualCykill February 2, 2026; 19:05 - Reply
@Chud: keep leaking over uncjak
avatar Kuut3 February 2, 2026; 19:07 - Reply
@Chud: hi nudustnoon
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:09 - Reply
@Chud:
>claims his variants mog others

I wonder who you could be
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:10 - Reply
@Kuut3:
>Nuvariantlee has an account

Geg
avatar austrian_chud February 2, 2026; 19:12 - Reply
@Chud: they all do this
avatar Kuut3 February 2, 2026; 19:12 - Reply
@Kuut3: also, i say nudustnoon because i'm pretty sure the one forcing soyjak neo is a different special, and original dustnoon got bullied out of it after making keggyjak and raisinty traced zellig coal
avatar Kuut3 February 2, 2026; 19:13 - Reply
@Chud: i love nuvariants noon
avatar austrian_chud February 2, 2026; 19:14 - Reply
@Kuut3: what zelligcoal
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:14 - Reply
@Kuut3:
>Dustjerdee

Just say you hate nuvariants
avatar Kuut3 February 2, 2026; 19:25 - Reply
@austrian_chud: these barely_a_soyjak brimstone_winter coal dust dustnigger_(user) lazy multiple_soyjaks ongezellig traced variant:unknown barely_a_soyjak brimstone_winter coal dust dustnigger_(user) lazy multiple_soyjaks ongezellig traced variant:unknown
166940: closed_mouth ear forehead_lines series:fusionjaks smile stubble tooth variant:vlodson variant:weirdpenis
closed_mouth ear forehead_lines series:fusionjaks smile stubble tooth variant:vlodson variant:weirdpenis // 900x900 // 44.5KB
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:35 - Reply
dupe of closed_mouth ear forehead_lines series:fusionjaks smile stubble variant:vlodson variant:weirdpenis
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 18:36 - Reply
@Zonky: This one has a tooth
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:36 - Reply
@Chud: Oh im a dumbass mb
avatar Soyton February 2, 2026; 18:42 - Reply
I shouldnt have said anything
avatar Chud2 February 2, 2026; 18:46 - Reply
everyone will be using this
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:22 - Reply
Disgusting, I hope I will be able to use my blade on this creature
166938: glasses hates_gemmy_oc meta:namefags namefags oc_hater sea teeth_showing variant:burgerjak water zonky_(user)
glasses hates_gemmy_oc meta:namefags namefags oc_hater sea teeth_showing variant:burgerjak water zonky_(user) // 1200x800 // 236.6KB

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avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:27 - Reply
@dap: that's me altho i'm not sure what "oc_hater" is about
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:27 - Reply
@callioperockwell: yay
avatar callioperockwell February 2, 2026; 18:28 - Reply
@Zonky: if xe was an oc hater xe would make slopjaks of you
avatar birdbrain February 2, 2026; 18:28 - Reply
@dap: Industry plants home-grown by Quotecord
avatar birdbrain February 2, 2026; 18:29 - Reply
NOBALDI gets this many userjaks this quickly, show yourselves from the darkness lizard people
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:29 - Reply
@callioperockwell: trve
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:30 - Reply
@Zonky: NAS because chads arent that fat lol, i dont hate oc i hate raisin nuvariants and pooner coal like this
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:32 - Reply
specialed nametoilets are fighting again
avatar Zonky February 2, 2026; 18:32 - Reply
@Chud: im not a pooner doebeit
avatar Soyton February 2, 2026; 19:22 - Reply
@dap: poonercorders
166933: ack arrow dutch flag:netherlands hanging mymy_(ongezellig) netherlands ongezellig rope suicide variant:bernd
ack arrow dutch flag:netherlands hanging mymy_(ongezellig) netherlands ongezellig rope suicide variant:bernd // 768x719 // 63.8KB

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avatar Daemon February 2, 2026; 18:26 - Reply
@PRIZINS: its always me
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:26 - Reply
can we ban this failtroll?
avatar jimbo February 2, 2026; 18:26 - Reply
@PRIZINS: ?
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:30 - Reply
@jimbo: daemonsiegism the failtroll who loves hazbin hotel
avatar Daemon February 2, 2026; 18:51 - Reply
@Chud: hazbin hotel is brim doebiet
avatar OdessanBvll February 2, 2026; 18:58 - Reply
OOPS! All larp!
https://files.catbox.moe/kbe7lu.png
avatar labubu February 2, 2026; 19:02 - Reply
'p link above me^^
avatar PRIZINS February 2, 2026; 19:03 - Reply
@Daemon: bit odd you make a post like this when youre a 'ligger
avatar MenstrualCykill February 2, 2026; 19:03 - Reply
@jimbo: daemon is a failtroll apparently
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:22 - Reply
@Chud: kiss yourself hazbin hotel is peak noons just don't get it
166954: 'blox blockate discord meta:tagme nigger snca tranny variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:markiplier_soyjak
'blox blockate discord meta:tagme nigger snca tranny variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:markiplier_soyjak // 775x539 // 43.7KB
avatar Soyton February 2, 2026; 19:19 - Reply
Will emerald be demQQted now
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:20 - Reply
Hng... The sight of noons weakens me a bit for some reason, like their very existence to my own vision is insulting..!
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 2, 2026; 19:22 - Reply
2 jimbos
165992: angry ear fusion hair nose punisher_face series:fusionjaks subvariant:churkson teeth variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:vlodson
angry ear fusion hair nose punisher_face series:fusionjaks subvariant:churkson teeth variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:vlodson // 808x1164 // 64.8KB
avatar Chud1 January 31, 2026; 08:37 - Reply
You got a 4chan get and your variant is still seen as coal
You made 500 edits in the span of 4 months (avg. 4.1 per day) and your variant is still seen as coal You got the site owner and developer to post your variant on the booru and your variant is still seen as coal This isn't demoralization or hatred. This is truth. This is a hard pill to swallow. it will always be coal no matter what, no matter how many achievements you get and the day you eventually develop jakking fatigue is the very day nobody will ever remember or see vlodson ever again. Soyteens already learnt to ignore your baitposts and vlodbait recieves 3x less replies then it did 2-3 months ago.
VLODSON WNBAG, VLODSON IS NAS
avatar Chud2 February 2, 2026; 19:19 - Reply
>soyjak neo hater posts vlodson

Nuvariant lee...
avatar Kuut3 February 2, 2026; 19:21 - Reply
@Chud: i like to post garbage sometimes but at least i don't pretend it's good
avatar Kuut3 February 2, 2026; 19:22 - Reply
why is this voted as IAS anyway? it's not geg
166929: anarchism argentina award flag:anarcho-communism flag:argentina flag:italy italy jewish_nose peronismo spaghetti text variant:meximutt
anarchism argentina award flag:anarcho-communism flag:argentina flag:italy italy jewish_nose peronismo spaghetti text variant:meximutt // 886x849 // 327.7KB
avatar PRIZINS February 2, 2026; 17:59 - Reply
this tuff back in 2023
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 2, 2026; 18:17 - Reply
jimbo but whiter
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 18:20 - Reply
snca
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:18 - Reply
I'd rip out the spines of every filthy raisinalian but they provide no fuel cells...
avatar MenstrualCykill February 2, 2026; 19:19 - Reply
>Italian

>Argentinian

What a nightmare
avatar Soyton February 2, 2026; 19:20 - Reply
@Ripper: ^raisingentingemmy gem or something
166950: bald ear holding_object mouth_closed neutral neutral_expression newspaper subvariant:neutralvlod transparent_background variant:vlodson
bald ear holding_object mouth_closed neutral neutral_expression newspaper subvariant:neutralvlod transparent_background variant:vlodson // 775x849 // 199.7KB
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:15 - Reply
I don't care how astroturfed your Reddit variant is, I will defeat it!
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:20 - Reply
this is an old vlod, it has the old vlod eyes
166948: beard charles_manson creepy ear hair one_tooth red_eyes subvariant:vlodcreep swastika transparent_background variant:vlodson
beard charles_manson creepy ear hair one_tooth red_eyes subvariant:vlodcreep swastika transparent_background variant:vlodson // 1039x937 // 61.0KB
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:16 - Reply
Screw off with this crap.
166952: bald ear nonsense one_tooth poopson subvariant:massjak variant:alicia variant:gapejak variant:poopson variant:unknown variant:vlodson
bald ear nonsense one_tooth poopson subvariant:massjak variant:alicia variant:gapejak variant:poopson variant:unknown variant:vlodson // 418x511 // 36.9KB
avatar Ripper February 2, 2026; 19:16 - Reply
Not a FUCKING SOYJAK!
165713: antiswarthy_(namefag) bloodshot_eyes blue_eyes celtic_cross deus_ex gem gooner hello_my_name_is_(sticker) john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags rent_free subvariant:kratos_chudjak variant:chudjak variant:soytan yellow_skin
antiswarthy_(namefag) bloodshot_eyes blue_eyes celtic_cross deus_ex gem gooner hello_my_name_is_(sticker) john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags rent_free subvariant:kratos_chudjak variant:chudjak variant:soytan yellow_skin // 1597x1007 // 526.5KB

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avatar Vagabond January 30, 2026; 21:57 - Reply
Antishwarty died heroicly fighting in a local anti-american militia 7 of Febuary 2026.
May he rest in peace.
Free Greenland:heart
fist
pray:JP
avatar Acoustic January 30, 2026; 21:58 - Reply
The people rejected his message because he spoke the truth
avatar John8_44 January 30, 2026; 22:12 - Reply
@Acoustic: @JimboClittyLeakageArchive: @JimboClittyLeakageArchive: I just saw the shroom thread on him. Holy fuck he's worse than I could possibly imagine
avatar Dunchenman January 30, 2026; 22:14 - Reply
In the end, antiswarthy isn't very different from B_B_Ghast
avatar Chud January 30, 2026; 22:14 - Reply
@John8_44: you are no different
avatar beefsoup January 30, 2026; 22:14 - Reply
@John8_44: yeah that's fucked
avatar Vagabond January 30, 2026; 22:19 - Reply
@beefsoup:
What did antishwarty do?
Did he goormed kids o algo?
avatar MoistPepper January 30, 2026; 22:20 - Reply
@Vagabond: he confessed to make a drawing of him molesting soytan, when someone said they were going to leak it, his cord tried to falseflag as said person. The leak came fowards anyway, so now he's banned everywhere
avatar Vagabond January 30, 2026; 22:26 - Reply
@MoistPepper:
...
You ethier die a hero.
Or live long enough to become Epstine
avatar epx7fclhdrp February 2, 2026; 19:16 - Reply
@Vagabond: people who were in the groupchat said he started doing it in like late 2024 lol
166912: aryan aryan_beast aryan_chad blond_beard blond_eyebrows blue_eyes boots ear earth full_body glasses okay_hand_symbol planet skull stubble text totenkopf trend:aryan variant:weirdpenis
aryan aryan_beast aryan_chad blond_beard blond_eyebrows blue_eyes boots ear earth full_body glasses okay_hand_symbol planet skull stubble text totenkopf trend:aryan variant:weirdpenis // 1536x2048 // 1.8MB
avatar PRIZINS February 2, 2026; 16:53 - Reply
weird peniSS
avatar EB3 February 2, 2026; 17:45 - Reply
weird waffen
avatar Trollio February 2, 2026; 19:05 - Reply
Sthufpenis
avatar Trollio February 2, 2026; 19:05 - Reply
Tuff in Deusthland
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:05 - Reply
jimbotrevoremerald
avatar Soyton February 2, 2026; 19:09 - Reply
@Trollio:
>deusthland or however the burger is eaten, yahwol or something
avatar Soyton February 2, 2026; 19:14 - Reply
>
1488 amerimutt arm belly black_pants black_shirt brown_skin cup drinking drinking_straw ear fat flag:confederate_states_of_america french_fries gun hand holding_object lips looking_at_you mcdonalds mutt nazism pepsi pocket poop revolver side_profile spilled stubble subvariant:impish_amerimutt swastika tattoo text trend:aryan variant:impish_soyak_ears weapon white
166915: angry award black_eyes blood brown_hair epaulettes faggot flag flag:japan flag:south_korea glasses green_hair mustache open_mouth pink_skin pooner red_lips scar scars smile stubble subvariant:big-boy subvariant:bridget subvariant:female_meximutt subvariant:pissbaby subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tiktok variant:alicia variant:blakjak variant:chudjak variant:cobbert variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:meximutt variant:offsiterson variant:parrotjak
angry award black_eyes blood brown_hair epaulettes faggot flag flag:japan flag:south_korea glasses green_hair mustache open_mouth pink_skin pooner red_lips scar scars smile stubble subvariant:big-boy subvariant:bridget subvariant:female_meximutt subvariant:pissbaby subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tiktok variant:alicia variant:blakjak variant:chudjak variant:cobbert variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:meximutt variant:offsiterson variant:parrotjak // 999x999 // 736.9KB

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avatar Swanick February 2, 2026; 17:15 - Reply
soybooru 2027
avatar Busmowerman February 2, 2026; 17:22 - Reply
@Juaco:
>pac man, more like
avatar callioperockwell February 2, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
Marge what is the flag
avatar finocide February 2, 2026; 17:52 - Reply
glistening gem
avatar Soyton February 2, 2026; 17:54 - Reply
@callioperockwell: your flag
avatar callioperockwell February 2, 2026; 18:01 - Reply
@Soyton: how could it be my flag if I don't even know what flag it is
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 18:38 - Reply
All of my wives
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:08 - Reply
Zonky and callioperockwell invading the shardy be liek:
avatar Spanish_Chud February 2, 2026; 19:11 - Reply
ban tiktokcorders
avatar Chud February 2, 2026; 19:13 - Reply
@Spanish_Chud:
>>you aren't welcome here, bigot. now leave our safe space.
166949: bald glasses looking_at_you nose series:fusionjaks stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:uncjak
bald glasses looking_at_you nose series:fusionjaks stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:uncjak // 900x1000 // 42.9KB
avatar austrian_chud February 2, 2026; 19:04 - Reply
Why is there no open mouth uncjak
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:05 - Reply
@austrian_chud: glasses nuvariant open_mouth stubble template variant:uncjak white_skin
avatar Stabber February 2, 2026; 19:12 - Reply
Gem
166953: big_lips brown_hair closed_mouth cloudy_eye glasses hair oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive pink_skin scar stubble transparent_background variant:lactoriajak
big_lips brown_hair closed_mouth cloudy_eye glasses hair oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive pink_skin scar stubble transparent_background variant:lactoriajak // 406x400 // 7.4KB
avatar Chud1 February 2, 2026; 19:11 - Reply
22000th post with the closed_mouth tag
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