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156535: amphibian animated autotune big_chungus crown disco_ball frog keep_calm lights meme music nas:pepe nas:wojak nas:yes_chad parody pepe_the_frog rap_battle reddit_gold song spongebob_squarepants subvariant:crying_soyak subvariant:soyak_front text tony_zaret trollface variant:soyak
amphibian animated autotune big_chungus crown disco_ball frog keep_calm lights meme music nas:pepe nas:wojak nas:yes_chad parody pepe_the_frog rap_battle reddit_gold song spongebob_squarepants subvariant:crying_soyak subvariant:soyak_front text tony_zaret trollface variant:soyak // 320x180, 133.4s // 7.0MB

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avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


2000ad 2soyjaks bloodshot_eyes bone clenched_teeth closed_mouth clothes concerned glasses hand helmet judge_dredd large_mouth multiple_soyjaks no_nose pointing pointing_at_viewer skull soyjak stubble variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak yellow_teeth

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR BURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@LapisLazuli: GO AWAAAAAAAAYYYY QwQ
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:
shut up, kuzdif
avatar Soyton - Reply
@LapisLazuli: keeps responding to cord baiugly person award
avatar custard - Reply
>Kyaaaaaaa~~ okaerinasai husband kun~!!


>how was Nintendo Live?


>dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? :heart
heart
heart:


FUCK YOU

SOYTAN

IS

REAL

I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY

YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH

SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN

SHE IS FUCKING REAL

Gene editing will make Soytan real

>no melanin production for pale white skin


> except for the hair


> OMGSISA genetics directly implanted


> raised on Nintendo and soylent


DAMN IT I WILL MAKE HER REAL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK^ soytan is on the same level of cobbess regarding being NAS both are just awful.

^ flamboyant person
^ double flamboyant person
avatar beefsoup - Reply
>>Kyaaaaaaa~~ okaerinasai husband kun~!! >how was Nintendo Live? >dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? :heartheartheart: FUCK YOU SOYTAN IS REAL I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN SHE IS FUCKING REAL Gene editing will make Soytan real >no melanin production for pale white skin > except for the hair > OMGSISA genetics directly implanted


allah asylum award hallucinated_it_again_award hallucination pig schizo schizophrenia variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Mustard be testing the copypastas here
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@custard: you're going crazy
avatar Soyton - Reply
@custard: speech
alt custard custard_(user) jubille_(user) mask meta:namefags mustard mustard_(user) orange_skin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:alicia yellow_skin
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


2000ad 2soyjaks bloodshot_eyes bone clenched_teeth closed_mouth clothes concerned glasses hand helmet judge_dredd large_mouth multiple_soyjaks no_nose pointing pointing_at_viewer skull soyjak stubble variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak yellow_teeth

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR NOTHINGBURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

156573: blur calling closed_mouth it's_called_clopping_dad looking_at_you my_little_pony nas:gigachad op_looks_like_this_btw_if_that_matters phone skype text webcam
blur calling closed_mouth it's_called_clopping_dad looking_at_you my_little_pony nas:gigachad op_looks_like_this_btw_if_that_matters phone skype text webcam // 640x342 // 91.5KB
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
GEG
avatar Yohannen - Reply
Its called clopping dad gigatwerk
104772: infographic meta:tagme russia slav slave slavic slavshit turk turkiye turkroach
infographic meta:tagme russia slav slave slavic slavshit turk turkiye turkroach // 2092x1500 // 880.2KB

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avatar Demonic_Passion - Reply
Ok why is england so fucking low.
avatar VIO - Reply
@Demonic_Passion: @Astrofene: @Mick: the percentage value doesn't necessarily indicate whiteness. The main 2 haplogroups among all Europeans are R1a and R1b. Simply, R1a is highly prevalent in eastern Europeans and R1b is highly prevalent among western Europeans. I1 and I2 are also prevalent in Germanics and South Slavs respectively. Since central Europeans have a mix of all this DNA, they have the highest percentage values, meanwhile Slavs are mostly R1a and N haplos, and Irish are almost completely R1b, therefore they aren't adhering to the average. Doesn't mean they aren't white. Doesn't mean they aren't ethnically European. Doesn't mean Slavs aren't filthy subhuman apes.
avatar VIO - Reply
So basically this was just a low effort bait
avatar Chud - Reply
Ohnononono... KEK!
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Spanish Empire won
avatar Chud - Reply
@VIO: just like 70% of the posts here
avatar Chud - Reply
>ireland: 47%

ohnonononono sneedsonsmelly people kiss yourself GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Why?
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
THIS THE TRUTH
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
THIS THE TRUTH
54839: big_lips big_nose black_skin empty hair nigger open_mouth speech_bubble stubble subvariant:feralnigger variant:feraljak
big_lips big_nose black_skin empty hair nigger open_mouth speech_bubble stubble subvariant:feralnigger variant:feraljak // 1200x1200 // 108.6KB

showing 10 of 12 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
antiswarthy
avatar Pico - Reply
Anti-
Kvrdgemmy
 brimstone
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
noonbabble below me
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
obsessed^
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
true^
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
kuzdif
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
big_lips big_nose black_skin empty hair nigger open_mouth speech_bubble stubble subvariant:feralnigger variant:feraljak
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
big_lips big_nose black_skin empty hair nigger open_mouth speech_bubble stubble subvariant:feralnigger variant:feraljak
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
noonbabble above and below mi
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
big_lips big_nose black_skin empty hair nigger open_mouth speech_bubble stubble subvariant:feralnigger variant:feraljak
92472: 1937 2soyjaks adolf_hitler afghanistan azerbaijan belarus china closed_mouth czechia flag:poland german_text germany india infographic iran jews judaism kazakhstan kuwait kyrgyzstan pakistan persian_gulf poland qatar rat ratnigger russia saudi_arabia serbia slave slavic slavshit soyjak subvariant:big-boy subvariant:chudjak_front tajikistan teeth trend:aryan turkmenistan ukraine united_arab_emirates uzbekistan variant:chudjak wikipedia
1937 2soyjaks adolf_hitler afghanistan azerbaijan belarus china closed_mouth czechia flag:poland german_text germany india infographic iran jews judaism kazakhstan kuwait kyrgyzstan pakistan persian_gulf poland qatar rat ratnigger russia saudi_arabia serbia slave slavic slavshit soyjak subvariant:big-boy subvariant:chudjak_front tajikistan teeth trend:aryan turkmenistan ukraine united_arab_emirates uzbekistan variant:chudjak wikipedia // 1000x1000 // 684.0KB

showing 10 of 86 comments

avatar Silberfisch - Reply
Slavs larping as Based pagan gemmy Nazis annoy me
avatar Chud - Reply
TSD
avatar Chud - Reply
diddylf clitler loved explosive people, we know
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: vio is a self-hating rusnoon
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@Silberfisch: ok die linke ugly person
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
THIS THE TRUTH
avatar veironn - Reply
THIS IS COPIUM
avatar beefsoup - Reply
failed painter from Austria was a clittycel ugly person btw
avatar Soyton - Reply
Xitler was a real gqat slvt for dat tbp
avatar veironn - Reply
@beefsoup: delusional diddyblud crackhead*
156544: exhausted glasses open_mouth radium swollen_face variant:bernd white_skin
exhausted glasses open_mouth radium swollen_face variant:bernd white_skin // 773x1125 // 36.3KB
avatar xerox - Reply
those were the days oy velgo saar
136086: blush brown_skin jumping medal meta:ai_generated meta:bait music nate_higger's_distant_cousin_(cape_rrackers) nusoicaca shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:alicia viggle yellow_hair
blush brown_skin jumping medal meta:ai_generated meta:bait music nate_higger's_distant_cousin_(cape_rrackers) nusoicaca shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:alicia viggle yellow_hair // 698x1240, 5s // 1.9MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gemerald
avatar Chud2 - Reply
kek
avatar Chud3 - Reply
>meta:bait

>itz da baait

it's not a bait, it's just htsm viggle ai video
avatar trevor - Reply
black_skin flag:turkiye red_lips red_shirt seething soyjak subvariant:brazilmutt turk turkiye turkroach tvrkaryan variant:meximutt
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
kuzdif
39308: angry brown_hair emoticon glasses hoodie marsey patrick_crusius rdrama variant:chudjak
angry brown_hair emoticon glasses hoodie marsey patrick_crusius rdrama variant:chudjak // 200x200 // 53.5KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Dust
avatar Chud - Reply
marsyerald!
avatar Chud - Reply
Sharty destroying coal
avatar Chud - Reply
The brimstone that ended the booru
avatar Chud - Reply
noon hell
avatar Jeetboorv - Reply
NAS Brimstone
avatar tvrkaryan - Reply
[url=site://post/view/39308#c992969]@smelly personboorv[/url]: chudjak is NAS
avatar MaramvresBvll - Reply
>ias

where
avatar retard - Reply
gemerald
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
gemmy
156537: chad looksmax.org racism streamer sydney_sweeney variant:soyak
chad looksmax.org racism streamer sydney_sweeney variant:soyak // 1080x1080, 17.5s // 2.4MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
marge
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
>
antenna ear glasses open_mouth reddit redditard soyjak stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
normgroid humour
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@PRIZINS: hello mike
avatar uoy - Reply
closed_eyes closed_mouth glasses hair it_aint_bussin its_over soyjak stubble text variant:soyak zoomer
avatar Artorias - Reply
Who gives a crap about this girl
avatar Artorias - Reply
Also what is this reddit-tier UI
avatar SchizUrabe - Reply
Worst post of the day award
avatar PinkStew - Reply
Safe edgy normieflamboyant person and post award
156552: 4soyjaks album_cover cleo_(ongezellig) coco_(ongezellig) facing_away fixed fixed_coloring_reupload glasses hand lazy_eye looking_at_you meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate multiple_soyjaks music ongezellig open_mouth soyjak stubble tongue variant:sixtiesjak yfke_(ongezellig) zoey_(ongezellig)
4soyjaks album_cover cleo_(ongezellig) coco_(ongezellig) facing_away fixed fixed_coloring_reupload glasses hand lazy_eye looking_at_you meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate multiple_soyjaks music ongezellig open_mouth soyjak stubble tongue variant:sixtiesjak yfke_(ongezellig) zoey_(ongezellig) // 1579x1197 // 31.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
does this really deserve a variant? Clearly made to be dust
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud:
>Being made to be dust

:giga twerk:
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
you didnt fix it on this one specialgemmy
156565: 2soyjaks animal cord flemish_giant full_body glasses holding_object meta:ai_generated nophono rabbit series:animaljaks shitnobodycaresabout shitnounrdynouumlycordcarescares smile snca stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak traced variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak
2soyjaks animal cord flemish_giant full_body glasses holding_object meta:ai_generated nophono rabbit series:animaljaks shitnobodycaresabout shitnounrdynouumlycordcarescares smile snca stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak traced variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 800x914 // 10.3MB
avatar dinghington - Reply
raisin nounrdy nouumly cord cares cares
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@dinghington:
>Cord

[doctos]
156554: angry baby rage small_eyes subvariant:babyjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak
angry baby rage small_eyes subvariant:babyjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak // 1280x720, 20.5s // 1.8MB
avatar Hexe - Reply
cacaGODs.....
avatar Jones - Reply
doll when he cant goon to abdl videos with his discord.forum buddies anymore
avatar retard - Reply
GEMRALD
avatar Philippe - Reply

SHUT THAT BABY UP



baby_bottle caca grotesque missing_teeth red_eyes subvariant:chudjak_front variant:chudjak white_skin
3674: 5soyjaks arm baby brown_hair clothes ear family female full_body hair hair_ribbon hand leg smile soyjak stubble subvariant:female_impish_ears variant:impish_soyak_ears
5soyjaks arm baby brown_hair clothes ear family female full_body hair hair_ribbon hand leg smile soyjak stubble subvariant:female_impish_ears variant:impish_soyak_ears // 1024x577 // 457.9KB
avatar retard - Reply
impish is a race this is just one of the families
avatar retard - Reply
now my 'sona was created in a lab by a mad scientist
117441: baby beard coffee eyelashes family father female hair mother mug smile subvariant:female_impish_ears subvariant:swedenborg variant:impish_soyak_ears
baby beard coffee eyelashes family father female hair mother mug smile subvariant:female_impish_ears subvariant:swedenborg variant:impish_soyak_ears // 1409x723 // 88.8KB

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avatar Rot - Reply
@Chud: there's nothing to be approved doe
avatar Chud - Reply
approve yourself taking a big white cock coated in razorblades kek
avatar Chud - Reply
@Rot: oh that means it was deleted but when i try to reupload it says that post already exists
avatar Chud - Reply
@Rot: i just reuploaded it now
avatar sabiopajin - Reply
So Impish cheated on Aferret?
avatar InsaneChudcel - Reply
>oh my heckin' wholesome sause! my mother's gonna love this wholesomerinos wholesome 100 wholesome family soyjakerinos!
avatar Chud - Reply
Imagine a BBC bull on the right
avatar H3K_ - Reply
Wholesome family gem.
avatar retard - Reply
most wholesome gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Heartburning gem
156560: aryan band black_metal celtic europe germanic germany iron_cross nazism slavic subvariant:pol_face variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:pissluffare
aryan band black_metal celtic europe germanic germany iron_cross nazism slavic subvariant:pol_face variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:pissluffare // 1031x800 // 166.7KB
avatar bigsneed - Reply
Tuff
128187: blue_hair closed_mouth female hair_ornament rainbow smile sticker subvariant:female_impish_ears subvariant:impish_decora trend:colorjak variant:impish_soyak_ears
blue_hair closed_mouth female hair_ornament rainbow smile sticker subvariant:female_impish_ears subvariant:impish_decora trend:colorjak variant:impish_soyak_ears // 836x800 // 111.3KB

showing 10 of 25 comments

avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
@Garf: No wtf
avatar Chud - Reply
@Garf: diddyphilia is sexual immortality. The verse you said doesn't condemn it, only says
no hurting children
.
avatar Chud - Reply
raisinlita variant
delete this
avatar Chud - Reply
Xe Looks just Like Chimata from Touhou
avatar Admre - Reply
Oh my 2021 autistic kidcore kero kero bonito backrooms safe space nostalgic aesthetic ovesaturation 2000s childhood non-binary trans rights!
avatar KeKino - Reply
I hate these flamboyant people
avatar charleschudson - Reply
Ugly
avatar MrsHatty - Reply
this is allowed but not my don... (no hate)
avatar Chud - Reply
avatar retard - Reply
@SanrioWABAG: thank god this noon is banned
153342: 'toss black hand irl irl_hand meta:namefags text thales_(user) toss trevor_(user) variant:markiplier_soyjak white
'toss black hand irl irl_hand meta:namefags text thales_(user) toss trevor_(user) variant:markiplier_soyjak white // 1080x800 // 441.4KB

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avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor: meds
avatar beefsoup - Reply
>dap_chhuon posting his encrypted 'p link

>emerald is sending back the decryption key to get the link

allah asylum award hallucinated_it_again_award hallucination pig schizo schizophrenia variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
>*Cracking Jimbo*

<**Please stop... Daddy Cat**

>*Cracking again*

<*Uohhhh... Stop it...*
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: NOT CAT STOP
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
fuck
avatar Black_Watch - Reply
all of them mog me
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@Chud: oh boorucux!
avatar toniylijani - Reply
are you stupid you picked from the shadow part of his hand and the part of your hand hitting the light
avatar loot - Reply
@toniylijani: also color theory or something
avatar Soyton - Reply
Moronstein already gooned to both hands
156418: closed_mouth clothes cobson_killer ear eyebrows forehead_lines glasses hair lips nose smile stubble variant:unknown
closed_mouth clothes cobson_killer ear eyebrows forehead_lines glasses hair lips nose smile stubble variant:unknown // 866x974 // 23.4KB
avatar bigsneed - Reply
diddypoopsonepsteinblud
avatar Flute - Reply
Why is his beard the color of a 
Literal_who
?
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Who is this ferret
avatar Chud2 - Reply
"I'm here too!" ahh
avatar Chud3 - Reply
wew lad
53765: angry blue_eyes cheese clenched_teeth food foodjak glasses hamburger ketchup mustache pickle seeds series:foodeez! soyjak stubble variant:feraljak white_background yellow_teeth
angry blue_eyes cheese clenched_teeth food foodjak glasses hamburger ketchup mustache pickle seeds series:foodeez! soyjak stubble variant:feraljak white_background yellow_teeth // 1000x1000 // 55.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Burgerald
avatar Chud2 - Reply
he got burger surgery
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Chud: Burger surgery, is the type of raisin the this ferret wants to get
amerimutt black_sclera brown_skin clothes dean ear lips mcdonalds mutt open_mouth red_shirt series:amerimutt,_euromutt_&_asiamutt_variants series:muttverse soyjak stubble subvariant:impish_amerimutt template united_states variant:impish_soyak_ears
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