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154136: angry brown_skin fundamental_paper_education glasses insects insignia miss_circle open_mouth oreo oreoach pest shitskin stretched_mouth stubble transparent_background variant:feraljak yellow_sclera yellow_teeth
she doesnt look like this
accompanying copypasta:
Behold, the oreoach.
They can sense oreos from up to 845 kilometers away, and can be a common infestation if you somehow own one of the ingredients used to make oreos (as they can be mistaken into thinking there's oreos very easily)
But the ability to manipulate them easily is only a small weakness for them, for when anyone even utters the phrase "and oreos", "oreos", "oreo" and on some rare occasions "ore" or "oro", they somehow appear, as if it's some sort of mating call. And once they arrive, they don't leave. And once they find a place to live, they multiply very quickly, making them a nightmare to control and a major reason why they're not kept as pets.
They can only eat Oreos, as the insignia on their forehead is literally the pattern shown on Oreos. Their teeth are permanently yellow from the amount of brimstone they radiate, and their skin is brown to prevent them from getting heat strokes (as they travel really long distances for an Oreo cookie). They also have little dots running across their body with microscopic hairs on each one (being their olfactory sensilla), as the nose on their face is reserved for breathing only, and their mouth is reserved only for eating. Their olfactory sensilla is especially powerful, able to detect oreo smells from ridiculously long distances (845km specifically, of course), which leads them to end up in the most unexpected places imaginable
They are very bothersome, and oreoaches eat the dead bodies of other oreoaches, making an infinite cycle of maximum multiplication
Their mouth is especially strong, having a very powerful bite force able to slice a tungsten cube nearly in half. Of course, all that bite force is dedicated purely to eating as much Oreos as they can physically handle (and they have a fast metabolism, making them able to eat around 72 Oreos in under 25 minutes). They also can't produce waste, so the oreos simply get broken down into essential chemicals for other parts of their body.
For Sproke can only stun them, but hopefully they get stunned long enough for you to throw them out.
Behold, the oreoach.
They can sense oreos from up to 845 kilometers away, and can be a common infestation if you somehow own one of the ingredients used to make oreos (as they can be mistaken into thinking there's oreos very easily)
But the ability to manipulate them easily is only a small weakness for them, for when anyone even utters the phrase "and oreos", "oreos", "oreo" and on some rare occasions "ore" or "oro", they somehow appear, as if it's some sort of mating call. And once they arrive, they don't leave. And once they find a place to live, they multiply very quickly, making them a nightmare to control and a major reason why they're not kept as pets.
They can only eat Oreos, as the insignia on their forehead is literally the pattern shown on Oreos. Their teeth are permanently yellow from the amount of brimstone they radiate, and their skin is brown to prevent them from getting heat strokes (as they travel really long distances for an Oreo cookie). They also have little dots running across their body with microscopic hairs on each one (being their olfactory sensilla), as the nose on their face is reserved for breathing only, and their mouth is reserved only for eating. Their olfactory sensilla is especially powerful, able to detect oreo smells from ridiculously long distances (845km specifically, of course), which leads them to end up in the most unexpected places imaginable
They are very bothersome, and oreoaches eat the dead bodies of other oreoaches, making an infinite cycle of maximum multiplication
Their mouth is especially strong, having a very powerful bite force able to slice a tungsten cube nearly in half. Of course, all that bite force is dedicated purely to eating as much Oreos as they can physically handle (and they have a fast metabolism, making them able to eat around 72 Oreos in under 25 minutes). They also can't produce waste, so the oreos simply get broken down into essential chemicals for other parts of their body.
For Sproke can only stun them, but hopefully they get stunned long enough for you to throw them out.
IS THAT A SHRQQMROACH?
THE QNE AND QNLY SHRQQMRQACH
Chimpoo spider
chimpoo
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kiss yourself
kiss yourself
kiss yourself
kiss yourself
@NumberGOD: why are we forcing numberjacks in almost 2026
soysuba is like froot-era raisin
soysuba is like froot-era raisin
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too many words not reading that GEEEEEEEEEG
Gemerald
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whys he trying to hit a
tvrkgemmy?
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gema
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1 jimbo 1 moistpepper
1 jimbo 1 moistpepper
2 brazilian_chuds
2 yfc
2 yfc
2 moistpeppers
2 moistpeppers
2 moistpeppers
2 moistpeppers
2 moistpeppers
o algo
@YakubsFavouriteChild: @YakubsFavouriteChild: @YakubsFavouriteChild: @YakubsFavouriteChild:
Bibisi overdose! Someone call amberlamps naooo!
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GOON MATERIAL FOR US FILIPINOS
JIMBO GEM
phaedra
behead QuickSlaughter btw
behead QuickSlaughter btw
@jacoffbson: quote will be very mad in losing his good boy
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@dap_chhuon:
>fellow self-sufficient and proud newGOD, im iraqi-american and have been a fellow sharty user since 2025, thanks for reading saar, im Indo-gemmy btv
yep his description kinda sounds like Ascence wrote it too
perform an EKG on a jimbo and never remove the tubes
jimbo crying
specialgemmy messed the bubble up
disgusting artstyle, by disgusting trevorcreature
Just png smashed together
jimbrap
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korg posted this
@YakubsFavouriteChild: no they lost
@MoistPepper: no reason for me to be logged out
@MoistPepper: i posted this doe
@korg: welcome back
@korg: welcome back
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jimbo
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SoyBooru