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156560: aryan band black_metal celtic europe germanic germany iron_cross nazism slavic subvariant:pol_face variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:pissluffare
128187: blue_hair closed_mouth female hair_ornament rainbow smile sticker subvariant:female_impish_ears subvariant:impish_decora trend:colorjak variant:impish_soyak_ears
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@Garf: No wtf
raisinlita variant
delete this
delete this
Xe Looks just Like Chimata from Touhou
Ugly
@SanrioWABAG: thank god this noon is banned
153342: 'toss black hand irl irl_hand meta:namefags text thales_(user) toss trevor_(user) variant:markiplier_soyjak white
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>*Cracking Jimbo*
<**Please stop... Daddy Cat**
>*Cracking again*
<*Uohhhh... Stop it...*
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: NOT CAT STOP
fuck
all of them mog me
@Chud: oh boorucux!
are you stupid you picked from the shadow part of his hand and the part of your hand hitting the light
@toniylijani: also color theory or something
156418: closed_mouth clothes cobson_killer ear eyebrows forehead_lines glasses hair lips nose smile stubble variant:unknown
53765: angry blue_eyes cheese clenched_teeth food foodjak glasses hamburger ketchup mustache pickle seeds series:foodeez! soyjak stubble variant:feraljak white_background yellow_teeth
29252: bowtie buff closed_mouth clothes ear female full_body glasses hair manlet mymy_(ongezellig) necktie ongezellig orange_hair orange_skin skirt sonnenrad soyjak subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:unbotheredchud tshirt variant:chudjak vein yellow_hair
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Gemerald
Gemmy
raisin COAL
Isn't the mymy 16? Zellig diddybluds what is this???
'zellig coal
141976: antenna award black_eyes blond bloodshot_eyes closed_mouth clothes cockroach crying dap_chhuon(user) flag:russia flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye greentext kuzdif_(user) looking_at_each_other looking_to_the_left looking_to_the_right meta:namefags meta:op_is_kuzdif meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself nose open_mouth pointing queen_of_spades roach seething shitskin smile stubble subvariant:euroaryan subvariant:euromutt text tranny trend:aryan variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak yellow_sclera
156557: aryan black_shirt bliss_(windows_xp) blond cloud cobxp frederic_vosgrone grass meta:epx7fclhdrp_is_an_egotistical_faggot_and_denied_the_original muscles screaming sky subvariant:vosgrone trend:aryan variant:cobson vosgrone windows windows_xp
156545: angry bald blood closed_mouth eyebrows glasses gun hand holding_object holding_paper paper red_shirt skin suicide variant:uncjak white_background
3551: 2soyjaks anti_cobson arm clothes discord flag glasses hair hand holding_object holding_phone iphone makeup open_mouth phone soyjak stubble subvariant:phoneplier subvariant:phoneplier_vertical tranny tshirt variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak
156187: acne big_glasses blond clothes drawing glasses nate stubble variant:soyak
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@Swatted: ribbon stop
@MoistPepper: I'm not ribbon, Circus_2
@Swatted: I'm not circus_2, ribbon
@MoistPepper: Why would you call me ribbon at first place
@Swatted: you're both chilenian foids
@MoistPepper: I'm not a foid
70770: angry anime big_lips closed_mouth clothes dragon_ball fat goku hair lips obese orange_shirt son_goku soyjak stubble variant:meximutt
156538: amphibian black_shirt frog glass green nas:pepe pepe_the_frog smile subnas:pepe_front tuxedo wine
156550: forehead_lines glasses main_variants multiple_soyjaks open_mouth stubble variant:bernd variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak
154136: angry brown_skin fundamental_paper_education glasses insects insignia miss_circle open_mouth oreo oreoach pest shitskin stretched_mouth stubble transparent_background variant:feraljak yellow_sclera yellow_teeth
she doesnt look like this
accompanying copypasta:
Behold, the oreoach.
They can sense oreos from up to 845 kilometers away, and can be a common infestation if you somehow own one of the ingredients used to make oreos (as they can be mistaken into thinking there's oreos very easily)
But the ability to manipulate them easily is only a small weakness for them, for when anyone even utters the phrase "and oreos", "oreos", "oreo" and on some rare occasions "ore" or "oro", they somehow appear, as if it's some sort of mating call. And once they arrive, they don't leave. And once they find a place to live, they multiply very quickly, making them a nightmare to control and a major reason why they're not kept as pets.
They can only eat Oreos, as the insignia on their forehead is literally the pattern shown on Oreos. Their teeth are permanently yellow from the amount of brimstone they radiate, and their skin is brown to prevent them from getting heat strokes (as they travel really long distances for an Oreo cookie). They also have little dots running across their body with microscopic hairs on each one (being their olfactory sensilla), as the nose on their face is reserved for breathing only, and their mouth is reserved only for eating. Their olfactory sensilla is especially powerful, able to detect oreo smells from ridiculously long distances (845km specifically, of course), which leads them to end up in the most unexpected places imaginable
They are very bothersome, and oreoaches eat the dead bodies of other oreoaches, making an infinite cycle of maximum multiplication
Their mouth is especially strong, having a very powerful bite force able to slice a tungsten cube nearly in half. Of course, all that bite force is dedicated purely to eating as much Oreos as they can physically handle (and they have a fast metabolism, making them able to eat around 72 Oreos in under 25 minutes). They also can't produce waste, so the oreos simply get broken down into essential chemicals for other parts of their body.
For Sproke can only stun them, but hopefully they get stunned long enough for you to throw them out.
Behold, the oreoach.
They can sense oreos from up to 845 kilometers away, and can be a common infestation if you somehow own one of the ingredients used to make oreos (as they can be mistaken into thinking there's oreos very easily)
But the ability to manipulate them easily is only a small weakness for them, for when anyone even utters the phrase "and oreos", "oreos", "oreo" and on some rare occasions "ore" or "oro", they somehow appear, as if it's some sort of mating call. And once they arrive, they don't leave. And once they find a place to live, they multiply very quickly, making them a nightmare to control and a major reason why they're not kept as pets.
They can only eat Oreos, as the insignia on their forehead is literally the pattern shown on Oreos. Their teeth are permanently yellow from the amount of brimstone they radiate, and their skin is brown to prevent them from getting heat strokes (as they travel really long distances for an Oreo cookie). They also have little dots running across their body with microscopic hairs on each one (being their olfactory sensilla), as the nose on their face is reserved for breathing only, and their mouth is reserved only for eating. Their olfactory sensilla is especially powerful, able to detect oreo smells from ridiculously long distances (845km specifically, of course), which leads them to end up in the most unexpected places imaginable
They are very bothersome, and oreoaches eat the dead bodies of other oreoaches, making an infinite cycle of maximum multiplication
Their mouth is especially strong, having a very powerful bite force able to slice a tungsten cube nearly in half. Of course, all that bite force is dedicated purely to eating as much Oreos as they can physically handle (and they have a fast metabolism, making them able to eat around 72 Oreos in under 25 minutes). They also can't produce waste, so the oreos simply get broken down into essential chemicals for other parts of their body.
For Sproke can only stun them, but hopefully they get stunned long enough for you to throw them out.
IS THAT A SHRQQMROACH?
THE QNE AND QNLY SHRQQMRQACH
Chimpoo spider
chimpoo
156533: black_shirt blush faceless female glasees glasses hair heterochromia merge nas:soysuba nintendo nintendo_switch nose stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soysuba video_game white_background white_skin woman
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kiss yourself
kiss yourself
kiss yourself
kiss yourself
@NumberGOD: why are we forcing numberjacks in almost 2026
soysuba is like froot-era raisin
soysuba is like froot-era raisin
SoyBooru
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