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avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
niagara?
avatar dinghington - Reply
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TONY ZARET GEM
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avatar dinghington - Reply
FAIL
avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
big chungus will not always be funnier than soyak
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
LOOOOOL GEM THIS IS GREAT MEME RESET ALARM
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
no one is falling for the bait above mi
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


2000ad 2soyjaks bloodshot_eyes bone clenched_teeth closed_mouth clothes concerned glasses hand helmet judge_dredd large_mouth multiple_soyjaks no_nose pointing pointing_at_viewer skull soyjak stubble variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak yellow_teeth

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR BURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@LapisLazuli: NUUUUUUU STAHPPPP QwQ
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
HELP SOMEONE HELPPPPPPP
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: Sscared now? Hope you've learned.
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@LapisLazuli: YEESSS PLEEES JUST STAHP PLES OH PLES
avatar Soyton - Reply
@LapisLazuli: wtf are you engaging in
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: only if you confirm you wont flood any more coal onto our ssite.
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@LapisLazuli: n- NOO!!!!! I WILL NOT!
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: THEN YOU SSHALL FACE MY WRATH!!
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@LapisLazuli: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


2000ad 2soyjaks bloodshot_eyes bone clenched_teeth closed_mouth clothes concerned glasses hand helmet judge_dredd large_mouth multiple_soyjaks no_nose pointing pointing_at_viewer skull soyjak stubble variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak yellow_teeth

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

[glowtext][bluetext][h2][NAME].[/h2][/bluetext][/glowtext]

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:
kiss yourself diddynoon
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


2000ad 2soyjaks bloodshot_eyes bone clenched_teeth closed_mouth clothes concerned glasses hand helmet judge_dredd large_mouth multiple_soyjaks no_nose pointing pointing_at_viewer skull soyjak stubble variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak yellow_teeth

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR BURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: W- WHA!? QwQ
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


2000ad 2soyjaks bloodshot_eyes bone clenched_teeth closed_mouth clothes concerned glasses hand helmet judge_dredd large_mouth multiple_soyjaks no_nose pointing pointing_at_viewer skull soyjak stubble variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak yellow_teeth

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR BURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@LapisLazuli: GO AWAAAAAAAAYYYY QwQ
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:
shut up, kuzdif
avatar Soyton - Reply
@LapisLazuli: keeps responding to cord baiugly person award
avatar custard - Reply
>Kyaaaaaaa~~ okaerinasai husband kun~!!


>how was Nintendo Live?


>dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? :heart
heart
heart:


FUCK YOU

SOYTAN

IS

REAL

I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY

YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH

SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN

SHE IS FUCKING REAL

Gene editing will make Soytan real

>no melanin production for pale white skin


> except for the hair


> OMGSISA genetics directly implanted


> raised on Nintendo and soylent


DAMN IT I WILL MAKE HER REAL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK^ soytan is on the same level of cobbess regarding being NAS both are just awful.

^ flamboyant person
^ double flamboyant person
avatar beefsoup - Reply
>>Kyaaaaaaa~~ okaerinasai husband kun~!! >how was Nintendo Live? >dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? :heartheartheart: FUCK YOU SOYTAN IS REAL I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN SHE IS FUCKING REAL Gene editing will make Soytan real >no melanin production for pale white skin > except for the hair > OMGSISA genetics directly implanted


allah asylum award hallucinated_it_again_award hallucination pig schizo schizophrenia variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Mustard be testing the copypastas here
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@custard: you're going crazy
avatar Soyton - Reply
@custard: speech
alt custard custard_(user) jubille_(user) mask meta:namefags mustard mustard_(user) orange_skin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:alicia yellow_skin
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


2000ad 2soyjaks bloodshot_eyes bone clenched_teeth closed_mouth clothes concerned glasses hand helmet judge_dredd large_mouth multiple_soyjaks no_nose pointing pointing_at_viewer skull soyjak stubble variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak yellow_teeth

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR NOTHINGBURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!


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