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74294: 2soyjaks angry article beard book brown_hair emoticon female flag:jihad foot foot_fetish gigachad glasses green_eyes headcovering heart hijab holding_book i_love irl_photo islam islamic islamic_hat islamism mouth_open muscles nails news niqab picture quran star_and_crescent subvariant:muscular_chud sword teeth thought_bubble turban variant:chudjak variant:feraljak vein weapon website white_background woman
2soyjaks angry article beard book brown_hair emoticon female flag:jihad foot foot_fetish gigachad glasses green_eyes headcovering heart hijab holding_book i_love irl_photo islam islamic islamic_hat islamism mouth_open muscles nails news niqab picture quran star_and_crescent subvariant:muscular_chud sword teeth thought_bubble turban variant:chudjak variant:feraljak vein weapon website white_background woman // 1232x695 // 1.2MB

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avatar retard - Reply
Meta:nsfw
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@special: tag it yourself SLF. also this isnt nsfw
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@special: bumped brimcoal award
avatar retard - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: this was the real point
avatar retard - Reply
@asstrophy: it just feels wrong
avatar retard - Reply
It feels like nsfw
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@asstrophy: i tagged it with foot_fetish since *fetish* gets blurred anyway
avatar retard - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: shalala
avatar retard - Reply
Wasn't blurred for me I don't know
avatar retard - Reply
Nevermind it's blurred
119976: breathing coal glasses stubble variant:black_lung_soyjak
breathing coal glasses stubble variant:black_lung_soyjak // 2018x3000 // 126.4KB
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
when would anyone use this. gem.
avatar retard - Reply
This is just some random ass dude
84602: air_force allah arabic_text chechen chechenigger chechnya cyrillic_text drone flag:transgender_pride_flag helmet mge pig russia sniper_(tf2) tmd total_mudslime_death total_muslim_death variant:meximutt
air_force allah arabic_text chechen chechenigger chechnya cyrillic_text drone flag:transgender_pride_flag helmet mge pig russia sniper_(tf2) tmd total_mudslime_death total_muslim_death variant:meximutt // 1800x1478 // 725.9KB
avatar Pico - Reply
jimbo on the top left
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
geg
156738: america_first blue_eyes brown_skin closed_mouth english_text meta:low_resolution meta:not_oc nas:yes_chad politics text variant:meximutt wordswordswords yellow_hair
america_first blue_eyes brown_skin closed_mouth english_text meta:low_resolution meta:not_oc nas:yes_chad politics text variant:meximutt wordswordswords yellow_hair // 680x552 // 41.1KB

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avatar mandelbrot - Reply
Zionism won because the realistic alternative is more greedy people in other countries
avatar trevor - Reply
@Thales: angry antenna arabic_text beard brown_skin clothes cockroach eyebrows flag:kurdistan flag:kurdistan_justice_group hat kurd kurdish kurdroach kvrd kvrdoaryan open_mouth shitskin speech_bubble teeth text thales_(user) tongue variant:feraljak wingangry antenna arabic_text beard brown_skin clothes cockroach eyebrows flag:kurdistan flag:kurdistan_justice_group hat kurd kurdish kurdroach kvrd kvrdoaryan open_mouth shitskin speech_bubble teeth text thales_(user) tongue variant:feraljak wing

my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical art soyboy wojack parodies

my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical art soyboy wojack parodies

my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical art soyboy wojack parodies

my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical art soyboy wojack parodies

my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical art soyboy wojack parodies

my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical art soyboy wojack parodies

my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical art soyboy wojack parodies

my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical art soyboy wojack parodies
!!==[h1]my name is thales and i am a fat brown pooner who loves making quirky classical
avatar Thales - Reply
@trevor: angry attention_whore award awards big_nose bloodshot_eyes booger brown_skin crying drool faggot flag:iraq flag:kurdistan flies hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) meta:namefags orange_shirt pantone_448_c retard shitskin speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty squidward stink_lines stinky subvariant:euromutt sweating text trend:slopjak trevor_(user) variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
avatar JumboJimbo - Reply
award flag:ireland ireland speech_bubble variant:meximutt
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CONTINUE YOUR OBSESSED WITH THE gemmy KNOWN AS JUMBJIMBO, SHEKELKEKKLE KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

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[redtext][glowtext][h1][b]YOU ARE ALL INFERIORS AND THAT WAS YOU WILL EVER BE[/b][/h1][/glowtext][/redtext]
animal brown_skin buff cat christianity closed_mouth clothes cross flag:georgia_(country) georgia glasses hat hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbo_won meta:namefags muscles necklace niko_(oneshot) non_binary orthodox_cross purple_hair scarf soybooru soyjak subvariant:muscular_chud text transparent_background trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_sclera
avatar Thub - Reply
@JumboJimbo: Jimbo goons to oneshot 'p, btw
avatar JumboJimbo - Reply
@Thub: award flag:ireland ireland speech_bubble variant:meximutt
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[bluetext]

CONTINUE YOUR OBSESSED WITH THE gemmy KNOWN AS JUMBJIMBO, SHEKELKEKKLE KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

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[redtext][glowtext][h1][b]YOU ARE ALL INFERIORS AND THAT WAS YOU WILL EVER BE[/b][/h1][/glowtext][/redtext]
animal brown_skin buff cat christianity closed_mouth clothes cross flag:georgia_(country) georgia glasses hat hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbo_won meta:namefags muscles necklace niko_(oneshot) non_binary orthodox_cross purple_hair scarf soybooru soyjak subvariant:muscular_chud text transparent_background trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_sclera
avatar Stephen - Reply
Soyteens are more politically relevant than groypers
avatar retard - Reply
@Stephen: tsmt
avatar Chud - Reply
Mustard... not posting bait?!
avatar retard - Reply
@Chud: custard
155315: artist:zen ear fazbear freddy gem hello_my_name_is_(sticker) letters looking_at_you looking_to_the_left meta:namefags subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt variant:unknown white_background word zen_(user)
artist:zen ear fazbear freddy gem hello_my_name_is_(sticker) letters looking_at_you looking_to_the_left meta:namefags subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt variant:unknown white_background word zen_(user) // 600x900 // 258.8KB

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avatar Freddy_Fazbear - Reply
i remember the day that this happened, god, it was the best day ever, i could repeat this forever and ever
avatar xerox - Reply
fuck off specialed niggo
avatar Chud - Reply
@Zen: what did prizins do to you?
avatar Zen - Reply
@Chud: who?
avatar Chud - Reply
>This is my last post, fuck this homosexual site and fuck the soysphere

Brimbo the gegbull seething
avatar Chud - Reply
GEEEEEG
avatar FreakyJimbo - Reply
@Chud: @Chud: lay off the weed noon
avatar Chud - Reply
@FreakyJimbo: no
avatar emerald - Reply
@Zen: seeing you stupid fuck ass avatar makes me want to puch it it it's fucing teeth
avatar retard - Reply
Random "gem" they said
156751: arms_extended full_body meta:low_resolution meta:not_oc monochrome muscles muscular_male nas:gigachad
arms_extended full_body meta:low_resolution meta:not_oc monochrome muscles muscular_male nas:gigachad // 640x768 // 22.5KB
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
merge
avatar asstrophy - Reply
a work of art
154129: background comparison meme meta:not_oc nas:comparison_meme template text transparent
background comparison meme meta:not_oc nas:comparison_meme template text transparent // 673x681 // 357.2KB
avatar Virilis - Reply
I look like this
avatar Smoot - Reply
Soyjaks?
avatar loot - Reply
i searched this on goygle and it was mostly furf
a
gs comparing their brapsona to their irl counterparts (very ugly)
avatar GarryNealson - Reply
okay let me make one real quick
avatar Artorias - Reply
NAS
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
I look like this and say this
126297: 3soyjaks aaan_(organisation) anon anonymous arm chud chud_(boorufag) chud_(soybooru) clothes emblem flag flags necktie soyjak suit text variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak vexillology white_skin
3soyjaks aaan_(organisation) anon anonymous arm chud chud_(boorufag) chud_(soybooru) clothes emblem flag flags necktie soyjak suit text variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak vexillology white_skin // 2000x1200 // 92.9KB

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avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
remember you'll always be IPflamboyant personging regardless of the username.
avatar Chud - Reply
Erm OP you forgot to posts the assets
avatar H3K - Reply
@Chud: Catbox is down rn so unfortunately I cannot currently post the assets. But if you want the flag, go to here.
aaan_(organisation) anon anonymous arm chud chud_(boorufag) chud_(soybooru) clothes emblem flag flags necktie soyjak suit text variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak vexillology white_skin
avatar H3K - Reply
@Chud: Also I stole the emblem from here.
anonymous arm clothes emblem glasses necktie open_mouth soyjak stubble suit variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar Chud - Reply
H3K, youre just another namespecial, stop pretending to be better than anyone
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
the AAAN probably use a mixture of modern weapons and old weapons such as the TAR-21 or the M1 Paratrooper Carbine

I don't know since i haven't seen them upclose during my tours
avatar Chud - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud - Reply
we are hecking anarchic
avatar Chud - Reply
gem
kill nameflamboyant persons
avatar Chud - Reply
brap
155772: anon blue_background pfp profile_picture subvariant:chudjak_front trend:default_pfp variant:chudjak
anon blue_background pfp profile_picture subvariant:chudjak_front trend:default_pfp variant:chudjak // 564x606 // 7.2KB

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avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: don't
avatar trevor - Reply
^ brap
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@jimbo: computer dark_skin fat jewbo_(namefag) jewbrap_(namefag) jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) meta:namefags obese sitting_at_computer speech_bubble_empty subvariant:alicia_side transparent_background variant:alicia yellow_eyes yellow_teeth
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: ack award brap brapzilian brazil brown_skin chud_brasil_(namefag) flag flag:minas_gerais glasses hanging hello_my_name_is_(sticker) minas_gerais name_tag namefags open_mouth sloptranwnbag_(namefag) soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:patrick suicide text tongue tranny variant:chudjak
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@jimbo: computer dark_skin fat jewbo_(namefag) jewbrap_(namefag) jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) meta:namefags obese sitting_at_computer speech_bubble_empty subvariant:alicia_side transparent_background variant:alicia yellow_eyes yellow_teeth
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
brown_skin jeans jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog meta:namefags oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag pooneshit pooneshit_pedo quandale_dingle sitting variant:alicia vivo_endive
What's up guys, it's Quandale Jimble here, I have been arrested for multiple crimes, including battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency, I will be escaping prison on March 28th, after that I'll take over the world.
Greetings! Quandale Jimble here. My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. My Asian brother, Quanliling Jimble put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.
Hey, Quandale Jimble here. I just escaped prison , I'm staying at my friend Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiferret Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys.
Hey fellas it's Quandale Jimble here. I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time. I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer. I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head. My goofy ahh friend Jamarius Quangle Dangle tried to eat my butt during Ramadan.
avatar xerox - Reply
dass mi
avatar Pepsilord - Reply
Copied the concept from the schlog and shroom award
avatar OBSV - Reply
avatar in comments is killing soybooru, bad for 1 line comment chuds, good for attention whore nameflamboyant persons. idiot sysop keeps adding these dumb blotters.
avatar retard - Reply
@OBSV: no
156457: black_hair brimstone coal comments diabetes double_chin fakcel fakecel fat glasses irl nojakfan_(namefag) nojakfan_(user) obese soytan_is_obese stubble variant:nojak variant:soytan
black_hair brimstone coal comments diabetes double_chin fakcel fakecel fat glasses irl nojakfan_(namefag) nojakfan_(user) obese soytan_is_obese stubble variant:nojak variant:soytan // 1209x827 // 198.9KB

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avatar retard - Reply
@PinkStew: quote just change the domain to .xxx atp
avatar sprnurse - Reply
^ignore
avatar PinkStew - Reply
Maybe I should just post fat fetish coal
avatar retard - Reply
@PinkStew: no post cat gemmies
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@PinkStew: do post more cat gemmies but also post fat femjanny
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@special: I've made up mind for now
avatar PinkStew - Reply
Tomorrow there will be fat femjanny
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@PinkStew: :clapclapclapclapclapclapclap:
avatar retard - Reply
@PinkStew: after that can you make a impish_meow_jak of my 'cat 'sona
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@special: sure
34011: angry balding beard brown_skin chips clothes food glasses hair i_love lips open_mouth popcorners punisher_face soyjak subvariant:science_lover text tshirt variant:markiplier_soyjak
angry balding beard brown_skin chips clothes food glasses hair i_love lips open_mouth popcorners punisher_face soyjak subvariant:science_lover text tshirt variant:markiplier_soyjak // 653x689 // 318.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Poopcorners
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Gemcorners
avatar retard - Reply
Green
156768: antenna glasses glove hand keg meta:leaky mouth_open nose open_mouth red_eyes reddit soyjak stubble teeth variant:unknown
antenna glasses glove hand keg meta:leaky mouth_open nose open_mouth red_eyes reddit soyjak stubble teeth variant:unknown // 450x681 // 14.3KB
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
marge
avatar Chud1 - Reply
What is this even based on?
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@Chud: keggyjak
112368: 3soyjaks a10_eyes adolf_hitler asprin chud closed_mouth computer ear glasses hair meds meingottniles sony soyjak subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:wholesome_soyjak suicide t50_eyes variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak video
3soyjaks a10_eyes adolf_hitler asprin chud closed_mouth computer ear glasses hair meds meingottniles sony soyjak subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:wholesome_soyjak suicide t50_eyes variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak video // 1280x720, 84.4s // 6.0MB
avatar chudnater2 - Reply
posted fraiser paynes video again
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gemerald.
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Reposted it again but its still gemerald
avatar Chud3 - Reply
gemmy A10-colored gemerald
avatar sprnurse - Reply
tear-jerking based and redpilled gemerald
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Gem
153501: bald black_glasses blue_skin colored_glasses dark_blue_skin glasses glowing green_skin stubble subvariant:longplier trend:glowie variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak
bald black_glasses blue_skin colored_glasses dark_blue_skin glasses glowing green_skin stubble subvariant:longplier trend:glowie variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak // 968x832 // 153.8KB
avatar Ghostguy338 - Reply
Don't worry they're just here to remind you to eat your vegan meat and bugs, and to take your schizophrenia medications
avatar Chud1 - Reply
test
avatar Chud2 - Reply
test
avatar Chud3 - Reply
test
avatar Chud4 - Reply
test
avatar Chud5 - Reply
test
avatar Chud6 - Reply
test
74260: angry anti_soytan avengers bloodshot_eyes clothes crying glasses hair necklace seething soyjak speech_bubble_empty steam transparent_background variant:soytan
angry anti_soytan avengers bloodshot_eyes clothes crying glasses hair necklace seething soyjak speech_bubble_empty steam transparent_background variant:soytan // 619x785 // 110.1KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Soytan WNBAG ever
avatar Chud - Reply
Hi Chud1 and Chud2 here, I need some help getting karma. It would be nice if you can updoot my recent /r/Transpassing post, thanks!
avatar Chud - Reply
I heard a loud brap above me
avatar Chud - Reply
obsessed shi-t-skin above
avatar Chud - Reply
brap heard above
avatar Chud - Reply
Is there already a slopjak version of this coal
avatar Chud - Reply
I need hiser 14 inch sweet tasting cock in my mouth..
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
^jimbo
avatar Chud - Reply
true and honest!
avatar retard - Reply
Soytan WABAG
156764: guess head i_won't_tag_this_shit_nigga_you_have_to_guess_it red_text shadow stubble text unknown variant:unknown
guess head i_won't_tag_this_shit_nigga_you_have_to_guess_it red_text shadow stubble text unknown variant:unknown // 600x800 // 19.8KB

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avatar CrimsonVoidHydra1488 - Reply
gapejak
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
noonJAK
avatar AtomiserRB - Reply
Gapejak but turned or something
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
chudson88
avatar Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE GANGSTER POLICE STATE, USING ALL OF THE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS. IN 1965 C.I.A. GANGSTER POLICE BEAT ME BLOODILY, DRAGGED ME IN CHAINS from KENNEDY N.Y. AIRPORT. SINCE THEN I HIDE in FORCED JOBLESS POVERTY, ISOLATED ALONE in this LOW DEADLY NIGERTOWN OLD HOUSE.
THE BRAZEN, DEADLY GANGSTER POLICE AND NIGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH POISON NERVE GAS from AUTOMOBILE EXHAUSTS AND EVEN LAWN MOWERS, DEADLY ASSAULTS. EVEN IN MY YARD, WITH KNIVES, EVEN BRICKS and STONES, EVEN DEADLY TOUCH TABIN, or ELECTRIC SHOCK "FLASH LITE" EVEN REMOTE ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED AROUND CORNERS TRAJECTION of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS, or EVEN BLOODY MURDER "ACCIDENTS" TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A "SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION", EVEN WITH TRAINED PARROTING PUPPET ASSASSINS, IN MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE, TRUTHFUL LETTERS.
avatar Swatted - Reply
Gill Koyim
avatar Chud - Reply
cobson
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan: what are you rambling about?
avatar retard - Reply
Fuck you
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Jimbo
21120: balding beard black_skin call_of_duty closed_mouth clothes green_hair neutral russman soyjak variant:alicia
balding beard black_skin call_of_duty closed_mouth clothes green_hair neutral russman soyjak variant:alicia // 592x503 // 32.0KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
russman gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
how come alicia passes so well as a noon?
avatar Chud3 - Reply
you certainly got the minerals
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Chud: american genetics
avatar Chud5 - Reply
@Chud: lol
avatar Chud6 - Reply
Call of noon
avatar Chud7 - Reply
>YOU'RE TOUCHING ME.... NO YOU AIN'T TOUCHING ME!
avatar Snake - Reply
htsm ancestor
77317: baby babyjak child meximutt obsessed obsessed_brimstone phone satoko_houjou(namefag) soyteen variant:chudjak variant:meximutt voiceover
baby babyjak child meximutt obsessed obsessed_brimstone phone satoko_houjou(namefag) soyteen variant:chudjak variant:meximutt voiceover // 640x480, 12.6s // 792.9KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Eating taxis and playing with my pop it
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
cacateen
avatar Chud - Reply
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
avatar Chud - Reply
clothes comic comic_sans glasses necktie scared series:soyjaks? soyjak soyjaks? speech_bubble stonetoss stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text variant:soyak
avatar ijak - Reply
obsessed
avatar ijak - Reply
brimstone
avatar ijak - Reply
o algo
avatar ijak - Reply
im eating takis
avatar ijak - Reply
*specialed eating sounds*
avatar ijak - Reply
BRAAP
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