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Tags angry attention_whore award awards big_nose bloodshot_eyes booger brown_skin crying drool faggot flag:iraq flag:kurdistan flies hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) meta:namefags orange_shirt pantone_448_c retard shitskin speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty squidward stink_lines stinky subvariant:euromutt sweating text trend:slopjak trevor_(user) variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
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avatar dap - Reply
why euromutt though
avatar Pico - Reply
gembo
avatar H3K - Reply
@dap_chhuon: Because he is an obsessed flamboyant person.
avatar _73 - Reply
@dap_chhuon: yeah dude, that variant really hurts my feeling
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
Slopjak of me when?
avatar Thales - Reply
this isnt me
avatar modder - Reply
He's 100% k*rdish (iranian dna) and larps as half iraqi to ruin the reputation of them
avatar Thales - Reply
@modder: yeah sure ignore the mesopotamian dna you shartskin
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
arm award ear glasses liar smug stubble subvariant:soyak_(smug) variant:soyak wrinkles
>hated by everyone
avatar emerald - Reply
@dap_chhuon: euromutt is meant to be a mystery meat raisinskin I think witch is quite fitting for Trevor
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
mindbroken by trevor
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: trevor is a tvrkgemmy that mindbroke everyone
avatar dap - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: fuck off back to irc already
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Warrior Z what's your opinion of Trevor?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Dunchenman: he's a fuggen
PQRTVBIGQT
 doe not a tvrkgemmy
avatar modder - Reply
@Thales: nga is claiming ancient iraqi history as kurdish
avatar H3K - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Why do you support him? There is nothing likeable about him.
avatar Garf - Reply
gem
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Actually, he's a
KVRDBIGQT.
 He wins debates, he's invincible, he can transcend the universe and multiverses, he learned all of mathematics when he was only 4 years old. He transcends the infinite, even the transfinite, surpassing human imagination and omnipotence.
avatar emerald - Reply
@H3K: he's baiting
avatar Garf - Reply
@H3K: he's baiting
avatar Thales - Reply
@modder: I am never an iraqi or a kurd first, i am always a muslim first.
avatar Garf - Reply
@emerald: copycat stop
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@H3K: speech
crying ear emoticon eyebrows glasses meta:not_oc nose open_mouth purple_skin series:yt_emote_jaks stubble tear transparent_background variant:cryboy_soyjak youtube
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@emerald: @Garf:
>everything dat makes muh clitty leak is bait
avatar modder - Reply
@Thales: OK, I respect that
avatar Morostein - Reply
Gemerald, I thought it was a Spaniard when I first looked at the ugly person
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
IS THIS A
TVRKgemmy
?
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
flag:turkiye gem glasses happy meta:ai_generated realistic series:countryaryan_gem! shadow shiny smile sparkle stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tengrism trend:aryan turkiye tvrkaryan variant:gapejak
avatar GapeNewell - Reply
[h1][redtext]
FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE
[/redtext][/h1]
[h1][redtext]
FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM
[/redtext][/h1]
[h1][redtext]
FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO specialED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ
[/redtext][/h1]
[h1][redtext]
FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION
[/redtext][/h1]
[h1][redtext]
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE
[/redtext][/h1]
avatar emerald - Reply
@GapeNewell: geg
avatar Morostein - Reply
@GapeNewell: All jokes aside Jimbo is gemmy, like get off his dihh bro damn
Let an gemmyigga breathe for a moment
avatar xerox - Reply
[h1][redtext][glowtext]
JIMBO HAS CONSISTENTLY FAILED TO BRUSH HIS TEETH FOR YERAS
[/glowtext][/redtext][/h1]
avatar xerox - Reply
SO HAS TREVOR
avatar xerox - Reply
SO HAS TREVOR
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
trevor won
avatar jimbo - Reply
@xerox: no i didnt
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@jimbo:
NEVER USE THE JIMBO THOOTHPASTE AT 3AM
avatar trevor - Reply
I won
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@trevor: sure?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@trevor: trvke
avatar H3K - Reply
@trevor: No you did not. You are insufferable.
avatar trevor - Reply
@H3K:
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@H3K: Jimbo vs Trevor vs Dunchenman vs Epx7fclhdrp. Who is more insufferable?
avatar H3K - Reply
@trevor: angry attention_whore award awards big_nose bloodshot_eyes booger brown_skin crying drool faggot flag:iraq flag:kurdistan flies hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) meta:namefags orange_shirt pantone_448_c retard shitskin speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty squidward stink_lines stinky subvariant:euromutt sweating text trend:slopjak trevor_(user) variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
avatar H3K - Reply
@trevor: Also the fact that you are using the slopjak that I made myself just goes to show that I am a good 'jakker. Fail!
avatar modder - Reply
@H3K: gemmy
avatar thrembo88 - Reply
joel stop
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud:
1st: Jimbo
2nd: Trevor
3rd: Dunchenman (while he still liked Soytan)
4th: Epx7fclhdrp
5th: Dunchenman (after he stopped liking Soytan)
avatar Pico - Reply
@trevor: angry attention_whore award awards big_nose bloodshot_eyes booger brown_skin crying drool faggot flag:iraq flag:kurdistan flies hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) meta:namefags orange_shirt pantone_448_c retard shitskin speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty squidward stink_lines stinky subvariant:euromutt sweating text trend:slopjak trevor_(user) variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
avatar trevor - Reply
@Pico:
okay pico. how many more alts and anonflamboyant persons will you try to get at me, you FNF diddy.
[h1][redtext][sneedtext]KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER LITTLE BOY, I OWN YOU LITTLE FNF AND FPE AND BALDI BASICS diddyS, THE STUFF YOU CONSUME IS DESIGNED FOR JUVENILES AND YOU INTENTIONALLY USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE TO GET THE KIDS![/redtext][/sneedtext][/h1]
[h1]
KYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[/h1]
[h1][rainbow][redtext]I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM
TREVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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avatar Slvt4BIBISI - Reply
You know... Jimbo haters DO look like this...
avatar Admiral_Avvakened - Reply
KVRDgemmy GEM
avatar Pico - Reply
@Admiral_Avvakened: blonde_beard blue_eyes eyebrows fact finger flag:kurdistan glasses hand holding_object holding_sign kurd kurdish kurdish_sun kurdistan kvrd kvrdoaryan looking_at_you series:countryaryan_gem! serious stubble trend:aryan variant:cobson white_skin
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Slvt4BIBISI: [h2]
STAND BACK, BEAST! Z ALLIANCE IS FORMED! ALL OF Z'S ENEMIES WILL FALL, AND THEY WILL ALL DIE!
I AM THE GEMS, I AM THE LAW, I AM... JUDGE GEM!
AND, YOU, RIDICULOUS CREATURE, WILL DIE!
GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL
!
[/h2]
5soyjaks armor bandage blond blue_eyes brazil buff clothes dunchenman_(user) epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) flag:rio_grande_do_sul gaucho gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses green_skin grey_shirt grin hat iris judge_gem_(namefag) mask meta:namefags meta:tagme mortal_kombat name_tag ninja red_eyes rio_grande_do_sul scar smoke(mortal_kombat) subvariant:brazilaryan subvariant:brazilmutt subvariant:lawrence subvariant:muscular_chud_side transparent_background trevor_(user) uniform variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) z_alliance
[h2]
FIGHTING IN HIS HONOR
WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF THE Z
IF YOU KEEP RAGING
YOUR GONNA TAKE SOME LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[/h2]
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@Chud: jimbrap definitely
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@LapisLazuli: This brings some memories
avatar proton - Reply
@MoistPepper: hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jartyfly meta:namefags meximutt moistpepper_(user) pig queen_of_spades speech_bubble turkiye turkroach variant:meximutt

KEEP LEAKING ON MEEEEE KEEP LEAKINGGG KEKEKEKEEKEKKEE YOU FUCKING LOST DUMB cockroach YOU LOST SO HARD LOLOOLOLOLOL IRISHGODS OWN YOU AND YOU'RE MOM GETS chadED GEHGEGEEGEEKEEKEEEKEEE LOLOLOLO TURKEY LOST GO KISS YOUR MARBLE STATUE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE WHITE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PRAY TO ALLAH KEKEKEEGEGEGE
*BRAPPPPPP*
OH NO GUYS HERE HE COMES HERE COMES DUNCHEMEN/MOISTPEPPER HEAR HIS DISGUSTING BRAPS HIS AXEWOUND IS LEAKING PERIOD BLOOD KEKEKEKEKEIKKEEKEEEKEKEKEEEKE
IRELAND IS KING OF EUROPE, TURKPIG DOESN'T COMPARE. TEXAS WON, IRELAND WON, cockroachES LOST
OHONNONNONOONONOON ARE DISGUSTING TVRKROACHES LIKE THIS??? DO THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE DISGUSTING FAT BROWN PIGS WITH JARTYFLIES SNIFFING THEM? YES THEY DO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@proton: what compelled you to do this?
avatar proton - Reply
@MoistPepper: hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jartyfly meta:namefags meximutt moistpepper_(user) pig queen_of_spades speech_bubble turkiye turkroach variant:meximutt

KEEP LEAKING ON MEEEEE KEEP LEAKINGGG KEKEKEKEEKEKKEE YOU FUCKING LOST DUMB cockroach YOU LOST SO HARD LOLOOLOLOLOL IRISHGODS OWN YOU AND YOU'RE MOM GETS chadED GEHGEGEEGEEKEEKEEEKEEE LOLOLOLO TURKEY LOST GO KISS YOUR MARBLE STATUE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE WHITE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PRAY TO ALLAH KEKEKEEGEGEGE
*BRAPPPPPP*
OH NO GUYS HERE HE COMES HERE COMES DUNCHEMEN/MOISTPEPPER HEAR HIS DISGUSTING BRAPS HIS AXEWOUND IS LEAKING PERIOD BLOOD KEKEKEKEKEIKKEEKEEEKEKEKEEEKE
IRELAND IS KING OF EUROPE, TURKPIG DOESN'T COMPARE. TEXAS WON, IRELAND WON, cockroachES LOST
OHONNONNONOONONOON ARE DISGUSTING TVRKROACHES LIKE THIS??? DO THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE DISGUSTING FAT BROWN PIGS WITH JARTYFLIES SNIFFING THEM? YES THEY DO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@proton: obsessed with
tvrkgemmys
avatar proton - Reply
@MoistPepper: hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jartyfly meta:namefags meximutt moistpepper_(user) pig queen_of_spades speech_bubble turkiye turkroach variant:meximutt

KEEP LEAKING ON MEEEEE KEEP LEAKINGGG KEKEKEKEEKEKKEE YOU FUCKING LOST DUMB cockroach YOU LOST SO HARD LOLOOLOLOLOL IRISHGODS OWN YOU AND YOU'RE MOM GETS chadED GEHGEGEEGEEKEEKEEEKEEE LOLOLOLO TURKEY LOST GO KISS YOUR MARBLE STATUE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE WHITE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PRAY TO ALLAH KEKEKEEGEGEGE
*BRAPPPPPP*
OH NO GUYS HERE HE COMES HERE COMES DUNCHEMEN/MOISTPEPPER HEAR HIS DISGUSTING BRAPS HIS AXEWOUND IS LEAKING PERIOD BLOOD KEKEKEKEKEIKKEEKEEEKEKEKEEEKE
IRELAND IS KING OF EUROPE, TURKPIG DOESN'T COMPARE. TEXAS WON, IRELAND WON, cockroachES LOST
OHONNONNONOONONOON ARE DISGUSTING TVRKROACHES LIKE THIS??? DO THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE DISGUSTING FAT BROWN PIGS WITH JARTYFLIES SNIFFING THEM? YES THEY DO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
[redtext][h4]
SATANchadS LOST
[/h4][/redtext]
[bluetext][h1]
GOD THE SON VVQN!
[/h1][/bluetext]
[bluetext][h1]
GOD THE FATHER VVQN!
[/h1][/bluetext]
[bluetext][h1]
GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT VVQN!
[/h1][/bluetext]
[bluetext][h1]
ALL GLORY TO GOD!
[/h1][/bluetext]
[redtext][h2]
DEATH HOLDS NO POWER
![/h2][/redtext]
[bluetext][h1]
REPLY IF YOU AGREE!
[/h1][/bluetext]
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@MoistPepper: I agree
avatar proton - Reply
@MoistPepper: hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jartyfly meta:namefags meximutt moistpepper_(user) pig queen_of_spades speech_bubble turkiye turkroach variant:meximutt

KEEP LEAKING ON MEEEEE KEEP LEAKINGGG KEKEKEKEEKEKKEE YOU FUCKING LOST DUMB cockroach YOU LOST SO HARD LOLOOLOLOLOL IRISHGODS OWN YOU AND YOU'RE MOM GETS chadED GEHGEGEEGEEKEEKEEEKEEE LOLOLOLO TURKEY LOST GO KISS YOUR MARBLE STATUE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE WHITE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PRAY TO ALLAH KEKEKEEGEGEGE
*BRAPPPPPP*
OH NO GUYS HERE HE COMES HERE COMES DUNCHEMEN/MOISTPEPPER HEAR HIS DISGUSTING BRAPS HIS AXEWOUND IS LEAKING PERIOD BLOOD KEKEKEKEKEIKKEEKEEEKEKEKEEEKE
IRELAND IS KING OF EUROPE, TURKPIG DOESN'T COMPARE. TEXAS WON, IRELAND WON, cockroachES LOST
OHONNONNONOONONOON ARE DISGUSTING TVRKROACHES LIKE THIS??? DO THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE DISGUSTING FAT BROWN PIGS WITH JARTYFLIES SNIFFING THEM? YES THEY DO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@proton: obsessed with us
tvrkgemmys
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@MoistPepper: also why did the text fail?
avatar proton - Reply
@MoistPepper: hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jartyfly meta:namefags meximutt moistpepper_(user) pig queen_of_spades speech_bubble turkiye turkroach variant:meximutt

KEEP LEAKING ON MEEEEE KEEP LEAKINGGG KEKEKEKEEKEKKEE YOU FUCKING LOST DUMB cockroach YOU LOST SO HARD LOLOOLOLOLOL IRISHGODS OWN YOU AND YOU'RE MOM GETS chadED GEHGEGEEGEEKEEKEEEKEEE LOLOLOLO TURKEY LOST GO KISS YOUR MARBLE STATUE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE WHITE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PRAY TO ALLAH KEKEKEEGEGEGE
*BRAPPPPPP*
OH NO GUYS HERE HE COMES HERE COMES DUNCHEMEN/MOISTPEPPER HEAR HIS DISGUSTING BRAPS HIS AXEWOUND IS LEAKING PERIOD BLOOD KEKEKEKEKEIKKEEKEEEKEKEKEEEKE
IRELAND IS KING OF EUROPE, TURKPIG DOESN'T COMPARE. TEXAS WON, IRELAND WON, cockroachES LOST
OHONNONNONOONONOON ARE DISGUSTING TVRKROACHES LIKE THIS??? DO THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE DISGUSTING FAT BROWN PIGS WITH JARTYFLIES SNIFFING THEM? YES THEY DO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@proton: we
tvrkgemmys
 rent-free in your brain you obsessed roach
avatar proton - Reply
@Dunchenman: hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jartyfly meta:namefags meximutt moistpepper_(user) pig queen_of_spades speech_bubble turkiye turkroach variant:meximutt

KEEP LEAKING ON MEEEEE KEEP LEAKINGGG KEKEKEKEEKEKKEE YOU FUCKING LOST DUMB cockroach YOU LOST SO HARD LOLOOLOLOLOL IRISHGODS OWN YOU AND YOU'RE MOM GETS chadED GEHGEGEEGEEKEEKEEEKEEE LOLOLOLO TURKEY LOST GO KISS YOUR MARBLE STATUE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE WHITE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PRAY TO ALLAH KEKEKEEGEGEGE
*BRAPPPPPP*
OH NO GUYS HERE HE COMES HERE COMES DUNCHEMEN/MOISTPEPPER HEAR HIS DISGUSTING BRAPS HIS AXEWOUND IS LEAKING PERIOD BLOOD KEKEKEKEKEIKKEEKEEEKEKEKEEEKE
IRELAND IS KING OF EUROPE, TURKPIG DOESN'T COMPARE. TEXAS WON, IRELAND WON, cockroachES LOST
OHONNONNONOONONOON ARE DISGUSTING TVRKROACHES LIKE THIS??? DO THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE DISGUSTING FAT BROWN PIGS WITH JARTYFLIES SNIFFING THEM? YES THEY DO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
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