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its too much IAS...
Floweyjak killer
poopson
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BR33A VVQN
Built for Big Advisor Tentacle (BAT)
@Chud: Run over anticitizens with a APC
I don't know what to make or post. I think i just ran out of Original ideas
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Worldwide as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to the nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature-hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy, vicious greedy person doctor simply pushes the starting button. Based upon your Computer God brain on the moon, which records progress in your systematic butchery, your butchery is continued. Exactly. Systematically. The Computer God Operating Cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. With fly-eye TV cameras watching your whole body, every part of you is monitored - even through your Frankenstein Controls! Synthetic blood; synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God Instant Plastic Surgery SecretsTM.
You are the highest, most intelligent electrical MACHINE in the Universe!
Inevitability of Gradualness: Usually, in a few years, you are made stringbean-thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks! The Computer God sealed robot-arm operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight - even dwarfting you over a foot or increasing your height by two feet!
This is possible because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress, either compressing the bones - thereby shortening them - or stress to make the bones grow longer.
You are the highest, most intelligent electrical MACHINE in the Universe!
Inevitability of Gradualness: Usually, in a few years, you are made stringbean-thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks! The Computer God sealed robot-arm operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight - even dwarfting you over a foot or increasing your height by two feet!
This is possible because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress, either compressing the bones - thereby shortening them - or stress to make the bones grow longer.
Spring, 1984, Mr. Dec; lifelong would-be-doctor and printer. Insight to the Worldwide Computer God Stratified Closed Society perfected by hospital birth, making possible lifelong Frankenstein controls and lifelong hampering human defects. Containment Policy hospital birth lifelong "gifts" example: deformed, crippled, specialed, pox, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc.
Kosher-bosher containment policy work "good" doctors secret health example: cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes; many diseases!
The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher- bosher vicious "medical profession"; worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery BUTCHERYof the body and brain - especially the face! Wipe-on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly deep wrinkles, scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples. Red, brown, black or even sick white face and body. Worldwide dark niagaraidic-colored male sex organs to brainwash inferior female brain for overall plan: intermarry with noons! Total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body. Mustached, bearded women, even wipe-on synthetic hormones causing cancerous growth. Bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle- nose. Bulldog hanging cheeks and jowls. From teenage gradual wipe-on yellowing, browning and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps, so vocal chords are made raspy, aged; creating a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown-booze- face worldwide population by age 70. Deformed, crippled, weak and brain damaged, nu, senile! Lingering for INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: extermination! For your ONLY hope for a future; do you know ONE word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?
Kosher-bosher containment policy work "good" doctors secret health example: cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes; many diseases!
The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher- bosher vicious "medical profession"; worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery BUTCHERYof the body and brain - especially the face! Wipe-on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly deep wrinkles, scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples. Red, brown, black or even sick white face and body. Worldwide dark niagaraidic-colored male sex organs to brainwash inferior female brain for overall plan: intermarry with noons! Total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body. Mustached, bearded women, even wipe-on synthetic hormones causing cancerous growth. Bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle- nose. Bulldog hanging cheeks and jowls. From teenage gradual wipe-on yellowing, browning and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps, so vocal chords are made raspy, aged; creating a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown-booze- face worldwide population by age 70. Deformed, crippled, weak and brain damaged, nu, senile! Lingering for INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: extermination! For your ONLY hope for a future; do you know ONE word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?
Computer God computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command-lobe of the brain - gradually during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums (after Computer God kosher-bosher one month probation period), creating helpless, hopeless Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio Parroting Puppet brainless slaves resulting in millions of hopeless helpless homeless derelicts in all JerU.S.Alem cities and Soviet slave work camps. Not only the hangman rope Deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet scum-on-top know this top medical secret even worse deadly gangster greedy person disease; from deaf Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev know this oy vay Computer God Containment Policy (top secret)!
Eventual brainloboto-mization of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Overall Plan - an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless greedy person-mulattos; the Communist "Black Wave" of the future.
Eventual brainloboto-mization of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Overall Plan - an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless greedy person-mulattos; the Communist "Black Wave" of the future.
What did she even do lol
literal who
@asstrophy: I don't know who that is but yes
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gemerald
ugly persons be like:
oh my fauci I literally made this!
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pretty good autism
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@trevor: trevor SO FAT, his weight is this post's id (in tons)
trevor SO FAT, when he played undertale, he flooded the underground by sharting himself and all the monsters ended up on the surface
trevor SO FAT, he spams the "^" key as a coping mechanism due to his inability to lift his arms up
trevor SO FAT, he uses the moon as a buttpulg
trevor SO FAT, he tried to impersonate Celtic IP but the concentrated grease from his 50 fatrolls along with the putrid raisin stench seeped out of the fake name. The comment also crushed all the comments below it flat.
trevor so STINKY, every wall he walks nearby starts cracking from the sheer stench of his unwashed ass.
trevor SO FAT, when he played undertale, he flooded the underground by sharting himself and all the monsters ended up on the surface
trevor SO FAT, he spams the "^" key as a coping mechanism due to his inability to lift his arms up
trevor SO FAT, he uses the moon as a buttpulg
trevor SO FAT, he tried to impersonate Celtic IP but the concentrated grease from his 50 fatrolls along with the putrid raisin stench seeped out of the fake name. The comment also crushed all the comments below it flat.
trevor so STINKY, every wall he walks nearby starts cracking from the sheer stench of his unwashed ass.
@Chud: pico's soldier
Left Braptok because of how fucking insufferable it is
Honestly Braptok's community isn't too far off from preddit
No wonder why i made a new slur for tiktok users. I call it "Tokroach"
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gem
GEG
Soyak would never do that
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@Scoot: Italian Flag
@AnonymousABInoon: dnv porra
@korg: snopes?
@MoistPepper: Blessed is the one who believes without seeing
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@math: nusoioompahloompahs...
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albert
^ projecting lebunese monkey shalala
croatians and bulgarians look like this.
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SoyBooru