02/11/26 - Autocomplete has been updated. You can now rapidly search through it with all your queries. Maybe you will find a variant to revive with a "variant:" and a scroll down?
02/11/26 - Users are invited to make Valentine's themed posts for the Dailyjak
02/05/26 - Reporting now uses a drop-down menu instead of a blank field. Please familiarize yourself with it.
02/02/26 - Approvers: Mentioning rule-breaking posts in the approval queue instead of silently letting them get deleted is grounds for a demotion.
01/31/26 - Approvers: Refusing to approve rule-abiding posts simply because you dislike them will result in demotion.
What's up guys, it's Quandale Jimble here, I have been arrested for multiple crimes, including battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency, I will be escaping prison on March 28th, after that I'll take over the world.
Greetings! Quandale Jimble here. My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. My Asian brother, Quanliling Jimble put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.
Hey, Quandale Jimble here. I just escaped prison , I'm staying at my friend Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiferret Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys.
Hey fellas it's Quandale Jimble here. I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time. I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer. I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head. My goofy ahh friend Jamarius Quangle Dangle tried to eat my butt during Ramadan.
avatar in comments is killing soybooru, bad for 1 line comment chuds, good for attention whore nameflamboyant persons. idiot sysop keeps adding these dumb blotters.
hilarious fail
you're a mutt doe
@Swatted: