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158918: bald closed_eyes closed_mouth crying fast-paced glasses its_over jumpscare sad stubble tear text variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background
bald closed_eyes closed_mouth crying fast-paced glasses its_over jumpscare sad stubble tear text variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background // 890x867 // 6.8KB

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avatar Metro2033 - Reply
for additional context --> https://files.catbox.moe/x5qhvc.mp4
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@Metro2033: i had my headphones full volume fuck you
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
@sprnurse: why did you want to see it unblurred doe
avatar trevor - Reply
Scary.
avatar Placek - Reply
gem
avatar Chud - Reply
@sprnurse: what was it
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@Chud: moistpepper rule34 jumpscare
avatar MazelTV - Reply
>jumpsacres
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
hate when that happpens
avatar Apollo - Reply
It's B-42 fast-paced garbage with jumpscare bald closed_eyes closed_mouth crying fast-paced glasses its_over jumpscare sad stubble tear text variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background
159492: admin_6 black_skin dark_skin niggerjak shadowjak text variant:markiplier_soyjak
admin_6 black_skin dark_skin niggerjak shadowjak text variant:markiplier_soyjak // 733x568 // 73.1KB

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avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
@H3K:
i think yes
avatar Flute - Reply
@H3K:
do this
avatar AtomiserRB - Reply
@H3K: i might do it after i make the post for the destroyer
avatar Apollo - Reply
@H3K: 3soyjaks bald glasses mango ohio phonk series:trios_&_duos sigma subvariant:longplier teeth those_who_know trend:soyjak_trio trollface trollge tuff variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak white_background
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
animal backpack elephant fence gay glasses jakked neutral propeller_hat rock side_profile speech_bubble stubble subvariant:neutralplier text throw throwing variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Tubmlr ahh design
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: *Tumblr
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Scoot - Reply
gemmy art keep drawing gems
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
soyboy woahjacque LORE
103268: abandoned angry apartment bbc blm_logo blood bloodshot_eyes brown_skin cap clothes commie cracked_road earring flag:russia hat holding_object holding_phone makeup monkey_putin nails nosebleed pedophile phone queen_of_spades red_sclera retarded ruins russia spade stubble subvariant:blobson subvariant:slutson tranny variant:cobson vladimir_putin z_(russian_symbol)
abandoned angry apartment bbc blm_logo blood bloodshot_eyes brown_skin cap clothes commie cracked_road earring flag:russia hat holding_object holding_phone makeup monkey_putin nails nosebleed pedophile phone queen_of_spades red_sclera retarded ruins russia spade stubble subvariant:blobson subvariant:slutson tranny variant:cobson vladimir_putin z_(russian_symbol) // 1095x599 // 1.0MB

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avatar trevor - Reply
atleast change the typing style special
nobody except you types like this
avatar dap - Reply
@trevor:
specialERALD
avatar trevor - Reply
@dap: im like shakespeare
dap copies my work ethic and sheit
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbo is russian?
avatar Chud - Reply
Jartygrad? More like shartygrad
avatar dap - Reply
@trevor: specialation is the only way to counter specialation. also, didn't you copy specialerald from pico?
avatar trevor - Reply
@dap: no he copied me, special
avatar beefsoup - Reply
@trevor: you are the most unoriginal braphog, you copied everything from joel and warrior-'p
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
DAP_CHHUON BBC ADDICT
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DAP_CHHUON BBC ADDICT
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159336: beret brown_skin crying economic_freedom_fighters glasses julius_malema looking_at_you looking_to_the_right mouth_open politics red_shirt subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak variant:cryboy_soyjak white_background white_skin
beret brown_skin crying economic_freedom_fighters glasses julius_malema looking_at_you looking_to_the_right mouth_open politics red_shirt subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak variant:cryboy_soyjak white_background white_skin // 800x600 // 197.2KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Coco vvon, EFFsissies lost
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
gemerald
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
@Chud: gem elon musk should be publically beheaded
avatar Chud - Reply
@Joe_Barbaro: Shut up N.Brio da Zuera
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT - Reply
@Chud:
thats you on the left btw
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
Based and zelligpilled
avatar Chud - Reply
PEOD IS NOT A PARTOF THE ZARTY ^
avatar Chauvin2 - Reply
Brimstone
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Chud:
>no diddyblud on the diddyblud discussion website no sir no ya kuch aur
avatar Kikay_Du_Preez - Reply
This is a Gem
159506: ear edit flat_nose no_nose series:nonosearjaks soyjak variant:flartson
ear edit flat_nose no_nose series:nonosearjaks soyjak variant:flartson // 410x524 // 33.3KB
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
>Click on Flartson
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
i think i get it
5654: 3soyjaks brown_skin cap clothes glasses hat luigi mario mustache nintendo open_mouth overalls soyjak stubble trend:soyjak_trio variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak video_game wario
3soyjaks brown_skin cap clothes glasses hat luigi mario mustache nintendo open_mouth overalls soyjak stubble trend:soyjak_trio variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak video_game wario // 828x581 // 34.3KB
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy also
>It's a Me, Mario

<It's a Me, Luigi

It's a me Wario!
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
It's a me Waluigi!
avatar trevor - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: kiss yourself waluigi you will never be in Super Smash bros nor will be good in that game (game ass btw)
159513: black_skin blue_skin brown_skin clip-on-tie clothes disabled_nigger epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) eyebrows face_paint forehead_lines gill_koyim_(namefag) glowing gooner hair hat judaism kippah neck necktie nigger open_mouth rotten_teeth suit-shirt suit_and_tie tongue tongue_out variant:bvlljvk yellow_teeth
black_skin blue_skin brown_skin clip-on-tie clothes disabled_nigger epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) eyebrows face_paint forehead_lines gill_koyim_(namefag) glowing gooner hair hat judaism kippah neck necktie nigger open_mouth rotten_teeth suit-shirt suit_and_tie tongue tongue_out variant:bvlljvk yellow_teeth // 795x849 // 105.3KB
avatar Thub - Reply
greatest israeli in the DRC btw
avatar antifanfumbaction69420 - Reply
@Thub: Isrel is woonedd btw
avatar Thub - Reply
@antifanfumbaction69420: PALESTINE WOOOOOOON
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Jones - Reply
the stubble looks weird, my version gooder
avatar Thub - Reply
You put it through ai fool
avatar Jones - Reply
@Thub: marge
avatar trevor - Reply
@antifanfumbaction69420: yez saar
156585: ack amphibian animal award beard bloodshot_eyes brown_hair celtic_cross christian_identity clothes confederate cross crying donald_trump flag:confederate_battle_flag flag:confederate_states_of_america flag:kentucky flag:louisiana flag:united_states frog glasses god_hates_fags gun hair hat irl_background kentucky_ballistics kkk ku_klux_klan laddr louisiana maga maga_hat make_america_great_again multiple_soyjaks nas:award nas:pepe no_glasses open_mouth pantera pelican pepe_the_frog protestant protestantism reddit rifle rope scott_deshields south soyjak squirrel subvariant:brandaryan subvariant:impish_ameriaryan subvariant:perceptive_chud suicide swastika swastika_tattoos sword tattoo tattoos text tongue tranny troon united_states variant:bernd variant:brandon variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:protestantjak variant:syndromejak white_hair white_skin wood
ack amphibian animal award beard bloodshot_eyes brown_hair celtic_cross christian_identity clothes confederate cross crying donald_trump flag:confederate_battle_flag flag:confederate_states_of_america flag:kentucky flag:louisiana flag:united_states frog glasses god_hates_fags gun hair hat irl_background kentucky_ballistics kkk ku_klux_klan laddr louisiana maga maga_hat make_america_great_again multiple_soyjaks nas:award nas:pepe no_glasses open_mouth pantera pelican pepe_the_frog protestant protestantism reddit rifle rope scott_deshields south soyjak squirrel subvariant:brandaryan subvariant:impish_ameriaryan subvariant:perceptive_chud suicide swastika swastika_tattoos sword tattoo tattoos text tongue tranny troon united_states variant:bernd variant:brandon variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:protestantjak variant:syndromejak white_hair white_skin wood // 1071x554 // 167.2KB

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avatar CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol - Reply
@Chud: yes there has been instances of them and other protestant groups lynching diddys and flamboyant persons
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
they hanged kuzdif?
avatar CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: i wish
avatar ValbrickstheGoyim - Reply
the KKK hates all non north-western protestant europeans
avatar ValbrickstheGoyim - Reply
the KKK hates all non north-western protestant europeans
avatar Chud - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: xhe is too fat for any rope to support xher weight
avatar Chud - Reply
Third blackest state award
avatar loot - Reply
kentucky ballistics therefore gem
avatar CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol - Reply
@Chud: anonymous northerner sissy award
avatar Chud - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: too white to be kuzdif
135753: animated closed_mouth dance glasses kermit_the_frog neutral stubble subvariant:neutralplier subvariant:sideplier subvariant:threefourthsplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
animated closed_mouth dance glasses kermit_the_frog neutral stubble subvariant:neutralplier subvariant:sideplier subvariant:threefourthsplier variant:markiplier_soyjak // 480x480 // 363.2KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
This wasn't uploaded yet?
avatar Yohannen - Reply
snca award lesotho
avatar Juaco - Reply
gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem, he got the moves
closed_mouth front_facing glasses meta:get neutral soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier template variant:markiplier_soyjak
159464: eyes gas_mask mask pyro_(tf2) suspenders team_fortress_2 text tranny transparent_background valve variant:bernd video_game
eyes gas_mask mask pyro_(tf2) suspenders team_fortress_2 text tranny transparent_background valve variant:bernd video_game // 1494x1097 // 81.9KB
avatar sprnurse - Reply
>MMMMMPH MMMMM MMMMMMPH
avatar Nuniggar - Reply
Unsurprising that ugly persons usually play as the most delusional character in TF2. Nice post doe
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>Repeat after me! "Mmmph mmmph mph, I'm DEAD!"

mutt mutt_lips scout scout_(tf2) subvariant:brazilmutt team_fortress_2 variant:meximutt
avatar Flute - Reply
@Nuferretr:
Since when is pyro the most ugly person played class
avatar Olgol - Reply
ugly person Fortress 2 gem
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar H3K - Reply
@Flute: Bro have you seen the Pyro mains?
avatar Granite - Reply
Gemmy
5657: 5soyjaks cap clothes frown glasses hat mario nintendo open_mouth soyjak soyjak_quintet stubble tongue variant:et variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak video_game
5soyjaks cap clothes frown glasses hat mario nintendo open_mouth soyjak soyjak_quintet stubble tongue variant:et variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak video_game // 959x431 // 60.7KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Ruby, could have been a gem if resolution was higher
83771: asian astrofene_(namefag) beard brown_skin clock comment crimea crimeanchud_(namefag) crimeanchud_(shitskin_alt_account) false flag:crimea flag:kazakhstan friendly_fire full_body glasses hanging kazakh_soy kazakhstan muscles open_mouth smile sword text tongue total_turkroach_death turkic variant:cobson yellow_skin yellow_teeth
asian astrofene_(namefag) beard brown_skin clock comment crimea crimeanchud_(namefag) crimeanchud_(shitskin_alt_account) false flag:crimea flag:kazakhstan friendly_fire full_body glasses hanging kazakh_soy kazakhstan muscles open_mouth smile sword text tongue total_turkroach_death turkic variant:cobson yellow_skin yellow_teeth // 1834x1910 // 396.1KB

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avatar Gringoslayer1488 - Reply
avatar Hamas_2 - Reply
brain glasses grey npc open_mouth small_brain soyjak stubble subvariant:npc_soyak variant:soyak ^^^^^^^
avatar Gringoslayer1488 - Reply
avatar FatBVLLorSomething - Reply
the gem who make the crimeanoons like assugly personflamboyant person seething
avatar Young_Jock - Reply
@Americanslayer1488: Adios, rest in piss
avatar emerald - Reply
WHY THE FUCK IS IT BLUE
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Tvrkgemmy
 on
tvrkgemmy
 violence
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
@Astrofene: have you ever seen a soysona of this guy that wasnt him as a raisinskin
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@NemanjaVidih: Are you replying to perma 'nished noon?
avatar Chud - Reply
Mambet on churka violence
125967: buck_teeth bunny_ears cute fluffy fur grey_skin happy luggage messy_room meta:i_made_this_for_warrior-z open paw puppy_eyes push rabbit sitting smirk snout subvariant:büninjaak suitcase variant:impish_soyak_ears
buck_teeth bunny_ears cute fluffy fur grey_skin happy luggage messy_room meta:i_made_this_for_warrior-z open paw puppy_eyes push rabbit sitting smirk snout subvariant:büninjaak suitcase variant:impish_soyak_ears // 612x408 // 357.2KB

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avatar tvrkicwvrriorforyuo - Reply
@Chud: no he's norwegian
avatar Gringoslayer1488 - Reply
gubbyjak hate is so forced
avatar tvrkicwvrriorforyuo - Reply
@Americanslayer1488: tsmt but he's not gubby doe
avatar sabiopajin - Reply
@tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: Fooeychad
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
Diamond.
avatar jimbo - Reply
Coal.
avatar sabiopajin - Reply
Iron
avatar Garf - Reply
brimstone
avatar Admre - Reply
Warrior Z
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Brimstone
5083: angry animal arm brown_skin full_body glasses hand leg open_mouth soyjak stubble subvariant:feralsquirrel tail trend:squirreljakking variant:cobson
angry animal arm brown_skin full_body glasses hand leg open_mouth soyjak stubble subvariant:feralsquirrel tail trend:squirreljakking variant:cobson // 340x512 // 65.2KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
ferret im built for BGC
avatar Chud2 - Reply
ferret he will always be nuts
avatar Chud3 - Reply
this forest is mine i am nuts here
avatar Chud4 - Reply
ferret im gemmy
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Squirrelson
73825: 2soyjaks beard fact frog glasses hair pointing sign soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier sun text truth_nuke variant:abortion_lover variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak wordswordswords yellow yellow_skin
2soyjaks beard fact frog glasses hair pointing sign soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier sun text truth_nuke variant:abortion_lover variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak wordswordswords yellow yellow_skin // 1306x944 // 450.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
no, i dont think i will
avatar Flordiachudohio69 - Reply
vantablack grimstone scraped from the taint of beelzebub
avatar GemersonLakeAndPalmer - Reply
Literal fucking bait.
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Dustybait
150820: 3d admin_7 animated arm computer creepy creepypasta crown_of_thorns dancing_swede evil full_body nate niggerjak purple_skin scary screaming screen sharp_teeth smile soyjak_party subvariant:jartycuck subvariant:wholesome_soyjak teeth text the_final_day_of_the_sharty vantablack vantablack_skin variant:chudjak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears video
3d admin_7 animated arm computer creepy creepypasta crown_of_thorns dancing_swede evil full_body nate niggerjak purple_skin scary screaming screen sharp_teeth smile soyjak_party subvariant:jartycuck subvariant:wholesome_soyjak teeth text the_final_day_of_the_sharty vantablack vantablack_skin variant:chudjak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears video // 1728x972, 21.3s // 3.1MB

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avatar beefsoup - Reply
I created poopson because of this video
avatar dap - Reply
gem
avatar loot - Reply
make this the new soy creepypasta
avatar Rot - Reply
Scary Gem!
avatar KAYOS - Reply
i was not expecting the crappy blossom character design i made a year back when i had no electricity for a month to become this high quality gemerald, anyways i think people deserve an explanation as to why blossom looks like that outside of a24 kino soypasta cliches

in universe, a nameflamboyant person's avatar slowly gets more deformed and hideous the more they dissociate and apathize from reality. This usually starts in the eyes (explaining blossom's complete lack of eyes) as they are described as "the gateway to the soul" in most cultures. Think the underugly person LOVE deformation theory but with da sherdee instead.
The process can be reversed but some dead giveaways will permanently remain, examples being pupils that are stoic and empty. Trauma never leaves your psyche, you just come to peace with it.
avatar MrObsessed - Reply
@KAYOS: Gemmy lore. Thank you for this character btw. He actually looks cool.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@KAYOS: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:rand subvariant:randcel subvariant:yellcel text variant:chudjak
avatar KAYOS - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: that's gemmy shemmychad
avatar xerox - Reply
holy fauci its a24
avatar Scoot - Reply
@KAYOS: intresting
159385: character:rapeson clothes donald_love grand_theft_auto grand_theft_auto:_liberty_city_stories hair necktie ominous shadow subvariant:hornyson suit suit_and_tie variant:cobson white_skin
character:rapeson clothes donald_love grand_theft_auto grand_theft_auto:_liberty_city_stories hair necktie ominous shadow subvariant:hornyson suit suit_and_tie variant:cobson white_skin // 1182x1990 // 370.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
I thought this was toni
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud: understandable (also great to see other people have played GTA lcs too here)
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud: understandable (also great to see other people have played GTA lcs too here)
154203: artist:gapenewell blond closed_mouth crying gabe_newell gapenewell glasses hello_my_name_is_(sticker) looking_at_you merge meta:self_insert multiple_soyjaks open_mouth smile soyjak_wiki stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak transparent_background variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:alicia variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:israeli_soyjak variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:rupturejak variant:smugjak variant:soyak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak white_skin wikipedia
artist:gapenewell blond closed_mouth crying gabe_newell gapenewell glasses hello_my_name_is_(sticker) looking_at_you merge meta:self_insert multiple_soyjaks open_mouth smile soyjak_wiki stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak transparent_background variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:alicia variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:israeli_soyjak variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:rupturejak variant:smugjak variant:soyak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak white_skin wikipedia // 600x900 // 41.3KB

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avatar GapeNewell - Reply
@nigerpoop: they're in the soyjak wiki logo
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
Embedded variants
avatar Chud - Reply
Hey ferret. At least you cared about your self o algo
avatar Chud - Reply
venezuelans don't look anything like this
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Its soysona cut him some slack ferret
avatar chudslop - Reply
I just realized there's a 'ki logo. Explains the usage of variants
avatar Chud - Reply
he finally has a face
avatar Chud - Reply
brown_skin flag:gay_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:venezuela gapenewell gordon_freeman half-life meta:namefags steam_(platform) subvariant:chudplier variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak venezuela
avatar _73 - Reply
I genuinely hope trump bombs ur bitch ass
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
is there a blackout in venezuela rn?
5471: clothes concerned cup drinking_straw frown glasses hat mug soyjak stubble variant:soyak
clothes concerned cup drinking_straw frown glasses hat mug soyjak stubble variant:soyak // 657x1040 // 176.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem
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