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68169: angry award black_skin blue_pants concerned distorted glasses gooned_to_soytan_again_award gray_pants hand holding_object jack jake jakparty_soy moot small_penis soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:obsessedchud template tiniest_pecker_award tiny_penis trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak trophy variant:chudjak
angry award black_skin blue_pants concerned distorted glasses gooned_to_soytan_again_award gray_pants hand holding_object jack jake jakparty_soy moot small_penis soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:obsessedchud template tiniest_pecker_award tiny_penis trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak trophy variant:chudjak // 1319x2065 // 385.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Mr penispoopyface
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antiswarthy
avatar ANB - Reply
blond fact flag:mexico kekino_(namefag) kekino_gem meta:self_insert mexico mexicuck namefags o_algo toonsoy_(namefag) variant:cobson
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KeKino
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avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
68187: angry award black_skin blue_pants concerned distorted glasses gooned_to_soytan_again_award gray_pants hand holding_object jack jake jakparty_soy moot small_penis soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:obsessedchud tiniest_pecker_award tiny_penis trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak trophy variant:chudjak
angry award black_skin blue_pants concerned distorted glasses gooned_to_soytan_again_award gray_pants hand holding_object jack jake jakparty_soy moot small_penis soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:obsessedchud tiniest_pecker_award tiny_penis trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak trophy variant:chudjak // 1319x2065 // 580.0KB
avatar ltalian_Chad - Reply
I look like this
avatar swiftyfifty - Reply
^^ he looks like this
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Spammed the 'ru with the same slopjaks but with different filters again award
avatar Chud2 - Reply
antiswarthy
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
37533: anti_ongezellig badge blood bloodshot_eyes blue_eyes bowtie clothes female hanging mymy_(ongezellig) necktie ongezellig open_mouth orange_hair orange_skin rope shill soyjak studio_massa suicide tongue variant:bernd
anti_ongezellig badge blood bloodshot_eyes blue_eyes bowtie clothes female hanging mymy_(ongezellig) necktie ongezellig open_mouth orange_hair orange_skin rope shill soyjak studio_massa suicide tongue variant:bernd // 1254x1294 // 290.4KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Mymy is a 'fe independent girlboss, actually. Get your facts straight, sweeties 💅🏿💅🏿.
avatar Chud - Reply
she lives to drain the semen from her black bvlls
avatar Chud - Reply
she will never be a soyjak let alone a gem
avatar Chud - Reply
^raisinskin doesn't recognize the fact that ZWABAG
avatar Chud - Reply
Sneed WABAG
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud:
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Marge, I don't get what Sneed has to do with 'lig.
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: raisinty forced meme WNBAG
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar Chud - Reply
_73
68185: angry award black_skin blue_pants concerned distorted glasses gooned_to_soytan_again_award gray_pants hand holding_object jack jake jakparty_soy moot small_penis soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:obsessedchud tiniest_pecker_award tiny_penis trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak trophy variant:chudjak
angry award black_skin blue_pants concerned distorted glasses gooned_to_soytan_again_award gray_pants hand holding_object jack jake jakparty_soy moot small_penis soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:obsessedchud tiniest_pecker_award tiny_penis trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak trophy variant:chudjak // 1319x2065 // 449.2KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
antiswarthy
avatar Chud2 - Reply
cleanjak closed_mouth emerald_(namefag) fact holding_object meta:namefags meta:op_is_an_aryan_beast meta:self_insert muscular_male sigma sign trend:aryan variant:impish_soyak_ears

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EMERALD HERE, I LOOK LIKE THIS GEG
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avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud:

JIMBO YOU LAZY FUCK YOU CANT EVEN BE BOTHERED TO SPEND 5 MINUTES WRITING A NAMEflamboyant person SPECIFIC 'ASTA. SO YOU SPAM YOUR specialED CHUDflamboyant person ONE OVER AND OVER AGAIN

IT APPEARS THAT JIMBO HAS SOMEHOW STOPPED 'OONING TO ONE-SHOT AND BEING AN OBSESSED SEETHING CLITTYLEAKER FOR ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE THE MOST specialED COMMENT KNOWN TO MAN. IT'S TRULY AMAZING HOW HE CAN PUT HIS SPASTIC noonBABBLE INTO WRITTEN ENGLISH WITHOUT FULLY MELTING THE BRAIN OF THE PERSON READING IT

YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH A ugly personSLOP GAME MADE BY ugly person diddybludS FOR ugly person diddybludS YOU HAVE NO LIFE NO FRIENDS NO PROSPECTS SO YOU POST ON THE 'RU ALL DAY AND FILL IT WITH BRIMSTONE BECAUSE OF HOW raisinTY YOUR LIFE IS JIMBRAP ALL YOUR SUPPORTERS ARE CLOSETFURR ESL JARTYdiddyS AND noonS OBSESSED WITH SNCA. KEEP SEETHING AND LEEKING AND PROJECTING YOU GOONING 'CORD USER. THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ARRESTED YET IS BECAUSE WHENEVER THE FEDS ATTEMPT TO LOOK THROUGH YOUR HARDDRIVE THEY IMMEDIATELY ACK THEMSELVES AFTER SEEING THE 90 YOTTABYTES OF ONESHOT 'P

JIMBRAP LOST REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBRAP 'OONS IN VC WITH HIS CORD BUDDYS REPLY IF YOU AGREE REPLY IF YOU LOVE AVERI AND 'P REPLY IF YOU LIVE IN A MUD HUT AND EAT CURRY REPLY IF YOUR TRANS REPLY IF YOUR homosexual REPLY IF YOUR BLACK REPLY IF YOUR NOT CHRISTIAN REPLY IF YOU 'OON TO SOYTAN REPLY IF YOUR INDIAN REPLY IF YOUR PHILAPINO REPLY IF YOUR 'CORD USER REPLY IF YOU'RE AN ESL diddy REPLY IF YOU BEAT YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL REPLY IF YOUR AUTISTIC REPLY IF EMERALDGODS WON

JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREE JIMBO IS A SEETHING ONESHOT flamboyant person REPLY IF YOU AGREEEMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE EMERALD WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
60473: blue_eyes glasses houjou_satoko hyperborea obsession satoko_houjou(namefag) subvariant:muscular_chud trend:aryan variant:chudjak
blue_eyes glasses houjou_satoko hyperborea obsession satoko_houjou(namefag) subvariant:muscular_chud trend:aryan variant:chudjak // 1166x809 // 646.0KB
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
tvrkgemmy
 on the left
avatar modder - Reply
tvrkicwvrrior
 on the left if he used 10000 AI filters to make himself look good and photoshopping his skin color to be white 100000000000000000000000000 times
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
159317: bald closed_mouth commie communism ear english_text eyebrows fat flag:palestine glasses hammer_and_sickle heart larp normal palestine revolting_slob revolution stubble text tranny variant:unknown white_background
bald closed_mouth commie communism ear english_text eyebrows fat flag:palestine glasses hammer_and_sickle heart larp normal palestine revolting_slob revolution stubble text tranny variant:unknown white_background // 221x212 // 8.5KB
avatar Yohannen - Reply
>4
 tags
kiss yourself
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: crazy how JIMBO has to tag it for your specialy ass
avatar jimbo - Reply
@trevor: Tagging is not that hard
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
jclitty
33804: arab arabic_text arm beard bloodshot_eyes brown_eyes brown_hair brown_skin crying deformed green hair hanging islam leg open_mouth rope soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:brunetto suicide sword text turban variant:bernd
arab arabic_text arm beard bloodshot_eyes brown_eyes brown_hair brown_skin crying deformed green hair hanging islam leg open_mouth rope soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:brunetto suicide sword text turban variant:bernd // 229x504 // 61.9KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
>atheist win even doe this gem was made by a CHRISTgemmy
avatar Chud - Reply
brown skins owned
avatar Chud - Reply
>christ

>gemmy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
avatar Chud - Reply
avatar Chud - Reply
^seething christmutt so ashamed of xirself that has to camouflage as arg1eschizo
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avatar Chud - Reply
gem.
@Chud: bad news for you apéntinian, i made this edit and i am Itàliàn and Christian.
TMD TOTAL MUSLIM DEATH
avatar Chud - Reply
Itаlians are arab rapebabies tho, unless you are a northerner (in which case you wouldn't even be itаlian, you'd just be a kraut barbarian), then your blood has the arab conquests' testament in it
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
159191: clothes cloud furry furry_ears hat jimbo_(namefag) meta:ai_generated meta:namefags nate oneshot poop scarf seal soyteen variant:alicia
clothes cloud furry furry_ears hat jimbo_(namefag) meta:ai_generated meta:namefags nate oneshot poop scarf seal soyteen variant:alicia // 432x640, 10s // 1.6MB
avatar KaineVader - Reply
Don't disrespect GEMbo
avatar Admre - Reply
Sealbo
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
marg
avatar Chud1 - Reply
I remember xhis show when I was caca, it was scary and spine chilling or something
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
ZuoriXuketekudasai.totemoLiangidesu.
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Became a seal, then became a beaver
87481: blue_eyes buff cadian_shock_troops clothes glasses hat imperial_guard military muscles muscular_male skull soldier subvariant:muscular_chud total_xenos_death variant:chudjak warhammer
blue_eyes buff cadian_shock_troops clothes glasses hat imperial_guard military muscles muscular_male skull soldier subvariant:muscular_chud total_xenos_death variant:chudjak warhammer // 1073x1073 // 78.7KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Merge. Who are these guys?
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
@SOUL_BREAKER: a guardsman from warhammer 40k, regular infantryman of the Imperium of Man
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Goal
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Imperial gem
avatar Chud5 - Reply
imperial gem
heretic posts are COAL
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
warhammer is for noonS.
avatar Chud6 - Reply
Cannon fodder award
159545: 'ovem beard clothes glasses hair mouth_open nate soyjovem soyteen stubble subvariant:sprokejak teeth variant:soyak vato_menezuelanos
'ovem beard clothes glasses hair mouth_open nate soyjovem soyteen stubble subvariant:sprokejak teeth variant:soyak vato_menezuelanos // 184x348 // 3.4KB
avatar trevor - Reply
too white to be you
avatar sprnurse - Reply
too brown to be you
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Not brown enough
159538: alien flying meta:namefags plane sea sky subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt variant:monkeyjak zuptik_(namefag)
alien flying meta:namefags plane sea sky subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt variant:monkeyjak zuptik_(namefag) // 4002x2250 // 773.1KB
avatar zuptik - Reply
me fast wit small-entity vehicle than hue man plane
avatar Admre - Reply
Go back to planet zorg spacenoon
159535: animal deltarune female furry glasses open_mouth series:foidjaks susie_(deltarune) variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak video_game woman yellow_eyes yellow_teeth
animal deltarune female furry glasses open_mouth series:foidjaks susie_(deltarune) variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak video_game woman yellow_eyes yellow_teeth // 908x1040 // 22.1KB
avatar Thub - Reply
dis dont even look like xer mane
159542: cup distorted eyes glasses glitter lean looking_at_you looking_to_the_left purple smile smiley_face subvariant:grinlook_poggers variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
cup distorted eyes glasses glitter lean looking_at_you looking_to_the_left purple smile smiley_face subvariant:grinlook_poggers variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 816x945 // 141.7KB
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
>I can't put down the cup, I can't put down the cup
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>and I love all my ferrets, but I promise I'm not a flamboyant person

(Nameflamboyant person I don't like) says this btw
159534: 'ovem beard brapzil brazil glasses goiaba hair medal meta:incomplete nose pardo subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak vato vato_menezuelanos
'ovem beard brapzil brazil glasses goiaba hair medal meta:incomplete nose pardo subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak vato vato_menezuelanos // 600x800 // 21.1KB

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avatar Morostein - Reply
Not brown enough to be Brapzilian_chad
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Morostein: it's meant to be mato venezuelanos
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Morostein:
you goon to ugly person porn...
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@MoistPepper:
*vato menezuelanos
avatar Morostein - Reply
@MoistPepper: Literal who
avatar Morostein - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: Not true + I raisin your skin color when I go to the toilet
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Morostein:
brazilian version of Nate Higgins
@Morostein:
they made porn of you
avatar Morostein - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: Who is the flamboyant person who made porn of me?
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Morostein:
https://soybooru.com/post/view/159510
sprnurse
avatar Morostein - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: Oh hell nah
140745: 2soyjaks animated badge black_skin blue_hair boyfriend_(friday_night_funkin') brazil brown_skin buff cap catalog closed_mouth clothes discord discord_logo_facial_mark facial_mark fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' full_body gay glasses green_hat hair hat hell hot love_is_love map_(pedophile) merge muscles muscular_male nate neutral neutralplier_award oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive pedophile proto-slopjak semi-slopjak series:esl_pedo_league smile soyjak soyjak_party stinky stubble subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:chudplier sweating text trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak vato_menezuelanos vein venezuela video white_background yellow_sclera
2soyjaks animated badge black_skin blue_hair boyfriend_(friday_night_funkin') brazil brown_skin buff cap catalog closed_mouth clothes discord discord_logo_facial_mark facial_mark fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' full_body gay glasses green_hat hair hat hell hot love_is_love map_(pedophile) merge muscles muscular_male nate neutral neutralplier_award oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive pedophile proto-slopjak semi-slopjak series:esl_pedo_league smile soyjak soyjak_party stinky stubble subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:chudplier sweating text trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak vato_menezuelanos vein venezuela video white_background yellow_sclera // 1280x720, 16.1s // 12.2MB

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avatar trevor - Reply
ur the same skin color, kill ALL brapzillians
avatar Chud - Reply
@trevor: what are you seething at?
avatar Chud - Reply
ou algo
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
gemmyzil
avatar joariano - Reply
joia
avatar WowcciKeK - Reply
gema
avatar MrObsessed - Reply
Latinx autism
avatar chronos - Reply
@MrObsessed: autismGODS won
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
joia
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Gemeralda
153309: ack award full_body fundamental_paper_education murder_drones open_mouth rope subvariant:vlod_ack tongue tongue_out troonslop variant:bernd variant:vlodson vlodson_will_never_be_a_gem
ack award full_body fundamental_paper_education murder_drones open_mouth rope subvariant:vlod_ack tongue tongue_out troonslop variant:bernd variant:vlodson vlodson_will_never_be_a_gem // 2976x4096 // 2.2MB

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avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
^
avatar Thales - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: a pin, typically one of a pair, fitted to the gunwale of a rowing boat and on which an oar pivots.
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@Chud: xe is brapzilian too
avatar Emiliz - Reply
or however the jarty 4.0 are here o algo
avatar Chud - Reply
VLODSON WNBAG FPE WNBAG MURDER DRONES WNBAG EVERYSINGLE FORCED MEME WNBAG

IF YOU LIKE THIESE THINGS YOU ARE THE TR@NNY PLAGUE THAT IS KILLING SOYKIND AND YOU SHOULD ACK NOW!
avatar PibeCounter - Reply
@Chud: keyed
avatar Chud - Reply
>oye wey, mi f'pe woahjak are based and sharty culture o algo asi no mames
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: TSMT, same goes for coalzellig btw
avatar Juaco - Reply
FUNDAMENTAL PEEPEE EDUCATION WILL NEVER BE A GEM
VLODSON WILL NEVER BE A GEM
MURDER DRONES WILL NEVER BE A GEM

IF YOU HATE THESE YOU ARE A PRESTINE gemmy OF THE SAVIOR RACE
avatar Chud - Reply
mames@epx7fclhdrp: >oye wey, mi f'pe woahjak are based and sharty culture o algo asi no mames
22: glasses hair looking_at_you markiplier open_mouth palindrome_get soyjak stubble teeth template variant:markiplier_soyjak youtube
glasses hair looking_at_you markiplier open_mouth palindrome_get soyjak stubble teeth template variant:markiplier_soyjak youtube // 600x800 // 20.4KB

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avatar feralteen - Reply
gem
avatar Chud - Reply
nas albeit
avatar Chud - Reply
GEEEEM
avatar Chud - Reply
best ever
avatar KeKino - Reply
Markiplier Soyjak is the 3rd oldest soyjak and one of the most ubiquitous soyjak variants. It is based off of the popular youtuber Markiplier, specifically an old photo he posted on Twitter back in June 2014. The most common variant is probably the bald version depicted on this page, although the original is also quite common. There also exists a newer version that is much less popular. Markiplier Soyjak is a member of the Soyjak Trio.
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
why is his hair the colour of
tvrkgemmy?
avatar greg - Reply
'emmy
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
black_skin brown_skin fat flag:zoophilia_pride_flag greg_(user) meta:namefags mexico name_tag obese pony remake series:soyjaks? soyjaks stonetoss subvariant:bantumutt subvariant:morbidmutt takis variant:meximutt
avatar greg - Reply
anime arm brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ clothes drip glasses hair hoodie ironic_weeb_hoodie japanese_text open_mouth purple_hair soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble sweater toga_himiko tongue tranny variant:bernd weeb yellow_teeth
avatar Chud - Reply
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