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  • 10/18/25 - This Sunday at 6PM UTC the first Soytopia gamenight after months of downtime will finally happen. Check the /v/ thread for more information. tf2.soyjak.st
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Chud1: Primordial gem
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thoughjak: made for bbc
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>made for *sharts in the mart* bb....bb..ACK!!!!!!!!!!
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Chud3: BREAKFAST FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!
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Chud4: Omg a gem
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BrendioEEE: Ancient Gem
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Chud6: This is not catjak
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Chud10: best ever
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KeKino: Markiplier Soyjak is the 3rd oldest soyjak and one of the most ubiquitous soyjak variants. It is based off of the popular youtuber Markiplier, specifically an old photo he posted on Twitter back in June 2014. The most common variant is probably the bald version depicted on this page, although the original is also quite common. There also exists a newer version that is much less popular. Markiplier Soyjak is a member of the Soyjak Trio.
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jewishautismaward78: why is his hair the colour of
tvrkIndo-Aryan?
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