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159494: open_mouth pink pink_hair teeth_showing variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
159493: blue blue_eyes blue_hair blue_skin glasses open_mouth variant:markiplier_soyjak
4651: capeshit cartoon clothes concerned consoomer fallout fate_grand_order frown funko_pop glasses gurren_lagann happy_merchant hatsune_miku judaism megami_tensei nas:happy_merchant netflix nime open_mouth persona persona_4 place_japan rick_and_morty soyjak stubble subvariant:soyak_(irritated) thing_japanese tv_(4chan) variant:soyak video_game vocaloid
japans better that greedy people
^keyed, total greedy person death
Soyjak wouldn't be against funkos.
Coal amerinoons
^gook
^obsessed amerimutt
Gem
159192: 2soyjaks award bald big_lips brown_skin cutie_mark discord double_chin flag:mexico flag:zoophilia_pride_flag glasses greg_(user) harness hello_my_name_is_(sticker) holding_object hooves looking_at_you looking_to_the_left meta:namefags mustache my_little_pony namefags obese pink_lips pony saddam_hussein shadow smug stink_lines stubble subvariant:morbidmutt tail transparent_background trend:my_little_nametroonies variant:meximutt variant:soyak white_skin
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Riding jimbo
@Bobson: tried to "own" me by drawing BWC porn of azur lane while chudflamboyant personging
Gregerald
gem
498: cap clothes coke drinking drinking_helmet drinking_straw ear glasses hat open_mouth soyjak sproke stubble subvariant:longplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
120776: black_skin blue_hair brown_skin cap clothes ear fnf fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' hat meta:ai_generated pixverse_ai punch realistic spit stubble subvariant:chudplier sweating variant:markiplier_soyjak
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>KEEP TALKING LLLLZZZZ-*PUNCH*
@H3K: [url=site://post/view/120776#c850943]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: @XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: @Dawoodexp2:
what an oxymoron, geg
>FNF diddy
what an oxymoron, geg
> o algo.. *PUNCH*
hairyferretballs360
me punching Jimbo
antiswarthy
jimbo
sophia.ricetto getting what she deserves
>rusoriz is arya-*PUNCH*
noon
159477: chin ear facial_hair microjak stubble tiny variant:impish_soyak_ears white_background
Little slut front and center
@weakspaget: didnt laugh
159471: buff full_body gigachad glasses grey_background nas:gigachad pose stubble underpants variant:uncjak white_skin
159444: 5_o_clock_shadow a10_eyes angry australia clothes glasses hair hat nose open_mouth red_shirt sniper_(tf2) team_fortress_2 tinted_glasses valve variant:feraljak vest video_game white_skin
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I MAIN HEAVY
@Black_Watch: rare species
@sprnurse: it takes courage to main scout
@Virilis: good idea, i'll make him after i finish the mercs
@MoistPepper: make porn of lucky
Shot a french guy to death with a SMG award
159482: carrot food gigachad happy_merchant incomprehensible_woahjack merge nas:gigachad nas:merchant soil variant:alicia vegetable
6597: 2soyjaks distorted glasses meme meta:ai_generated open_mouth place_japan soyjak stubble text variant:soyak variant:unknown
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coal
post modern horror gem
real
Subtle
ai therefore coal
A24 slowburn jumpscare-free liminal iceberg chart horror kinorald
110484: bangladesh filthy goat_fucker hamass islam kanglu lullah mudslime nigger pakistan pakroach pedophile pisslam poopistan porkistan rapeslam rapistan sandnigger shitlam shitlami shitlamist shitskin tmd total_muslim_death turkroach we_wuz_arabs
Mosquitoe Z
PROVE THAT IF I REPLY THAT MEANS I AGREE, GEG WHAT A NON SEQUITUR, special
JIMBO THE SHROOMchad CRYING ON THE GROOMCORD, BBC DILDOS IN THE MORN', BRAPPIN' TIL HER MIC IS WORN', SHE'S OBSESSED AND CALMS HER RAGE BY JERKING HER TBP TO AN EXTRA TERABYTE OF ONESHOT 'P AS SHE LITERALLY DOES EROTIC ROLEPLAY ON A SITE FULL OF MINORS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
[redglow][redtext][h2] HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO BE THAT DEGENERATE? IT MUST BE OVERCONSUMPTION OF PORN AND ONESHOT CP, NO WONDER YOUR BRAIN IS SO DEPRIVED OF CRITICAL THINKING, ALL YOU DO IS GOON ON THE CORD WITH YOUR C0RDXISTERS, AND IMAGINE BEING SUCH A GEGBULL THAT YOU LITERALLY WIN THE AWARD ON AN
EX-SOYSPHERE
WEBSITE FOR BEING A flamboyant person (LITERALLY HE WON THE AWARD FOR THIS), WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT GEEEEEEEG AND ON TOP OF THAT; HE HAS AN EGO THAT IS SO FRAGILE THAT XE GETS BULLIED ON THE IRC EVERYDAY [/h2][/redtext][/redglow]
OH AND TO EVEN FURTHER HIS specialATION; HE LITERALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT HE IS SHORTER THAN ME AND LIGHTER THAN ME, AND THE ONLY COMBAT "EXPERIENCE" HE HAS ARE A FEW STREET FIGHTS, THINKING THAT'S ENOUGH TO BEAT PRACTICAL MARTIAL ARTS LIKE BJJ AND BOXING, IMAGINE HAVING THIS MUCH DEFICIENCY IN THE HEAD, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES HE'S OUTED HIMSELF AS A specialED SISSY
[bluetext]
AND LET IT BE KNOWN; THIS flamboyant person DUCKED ME IN VC FOR STRAIGHT UP HOURS GEG, THERE WERE LIKE 10 PEOPLE WAITING IN VC ALONG WITH ME, AND WE HAD TO START CONVERSATION AND XE NEVER JOINED, XE WAS HIDING IN THE SCHLOG MAKING EXCUSES SAYING THAT I HAVE TO START A STREAM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, WHAT A FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, THERE'S LITERALLY NO OBLIGATION FOR ME TO DO SO AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA WATCH IT LIVE EITHER WAY, SO HER EXCUSES FALL FLAT
[h2][redglow][redtext]NOW... TIME TO KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME[/redglow]! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!![redglow] KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION[/redtext][/redglow][/h2]
JIMBO THE SHROOMchad CRYING ON THE GROOMCORD, BBC DILDOS IN THE MORN', BRAPPIN' TIL HER MIC IS WORN', SHE'S OBSESSED AND CALMS HER RAGE BY JERKING HER TBP TO AN EXTRA TERABYTE OF ONESHOT 'P AS SHE LITERALLY DOES EROTIC ROLEPLAY ON A SITE FULL OF MINORS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
[redglow][redtext][h2] HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO BE THAT DEGENERATE? IT MUST BE OVERCONSUMPTION OF PORN AND ONESHOT CP, NO WONDER YOUR BRAIN IS SO DEPRIVED OF CRITICAL THINKING, ALL YOU DO IS GOON ON THE CORD WITH YOUR C0RDXISTERS, AND IMAGINE BEING SUCH A GEGBULL THAT YOU LITERALLY WIN THE AWARD ON AN
EX-SOYSPHERE
WEBSITE FOR BEING A flamboyant person (LITERALLY HE WON THE AWARD FOR THIS), WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT GEEEEEEEG AND ON TOP OF THAT; HE HAS AN EGO THAT IS SO FRAGILE THAT XE GETS BULLIED ON THE IRC EVERYDAY [/h2][/redtext][/redglow]
OH AND TO EVEN FURTHER HIS specialATION; HE LITERALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT HE IS SHORTER THAN ME AND LIGHTER THAN ME, AND THE ONLY COMBAT "EXPERIENCE" HE HAS ARE A FEW STREET FIGHTS, THINKING THAT'S ENOUGH TO BEAT PRACTICAL MARTIAL ARTS LIKE BJJ AND BOXING, IMAGINE HAVING THIS MUCH DEFICIENCY IN THE HEAD, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES HE'S OUTED HIMSELF AS A specialED SISSY
[bluetext]
AND LET IT BE KNOWN; THIS flamboyant person DUCKED ME IN VC FOR STRAIGHT UP HOURS GEG, THERE WERE LIKE 10 PEOPLE WAITING IN VC ALONG WITH ME, AND WE HAD TO START CONVERSATION AND XE NEVER JOINED, XE WAS HIDING IN THE SCHLOG MAKING EXCUSES SAYING THAT I HAVE TO START A STREAM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, WHAT A FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, THERE'S LITERALLY NO OBLIGATION FOR ME TO DO SO AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA WATCH IT LIVE EITHER WAY, SO HER EXCUSES FALL FLAT
[h2][redglow][redtext]NOW... TIME TO KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME[/redglow]! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!![redglow] KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION[/redtext][/redglow][/h2]
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wtf is this and how did it get approved 10 months ago
4730: animal dog doge ear glasses irl irl_background open_mouth smile soyjak stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak
159483: alfietheboorufag_(user) black_hood clean_shaven fixed frown glasses green_eyes hair hoodie meta:namefags meta:self_insert no_stubble shaved subvariant:chudplier transparent_background variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
SNCA Changes:
-removed white background
-changed zipped color
-added outlines on eyes
-removed white background
-changed zipped color
-added outlines on eyes
Thanks
Joel?
@Chud: I'm British though.
155617: artist:conservativewaluigi award beard black_skin breaking_bad brown_skin chile chilean faggot flag:chile flag:lgbt_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses gustavo_fring hector_salamanca hello_my_name_is_(sticker) lgbt los_pollos phone showing_phone variant:meximutt
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holding a picture of a whitest
tvrkgemmy
los pollos has fallen
tacoblimps won
sudacas lost
sudacas lost
tacoblimps won
sudacas lost
sudacas lost
159478: breaking_bad glasses nuvariant soyjak stubble template variant:walterjak walter_white white_skin
159289: animal animal_abuse animal_ears black_hair blood bloodshot_eyes cat cat_ear clothes crying eyebrows gun shooting smirk subvariant:impish_meowjak subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:chudjak variant:gapejak white_background white_skin
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Gem!!only shemmychads,flamboyant people,ugly people and possibly furflamboyant persons uses or likes this raisinty cat variant
@trevor: ugly person leakage
Relevant 'toss since massmeowjak is for self insert furflamboyant person
@Dunchenman: indeed it is
124604: beard clothes glasses hair hand happy_merchant judaism kike kike_nose nas:merchant red_shirt scheming variant:chudjak
Geeeg
Braprf still leaking xis xlitty since yesterday geeeeeeeeeeeg
>yes goy... nothing EVER happens... ignore the changes around you, it's all a nothingburger...
>warrior p lost
>Il yechudim
136800: closed_mouth glasses neutral series:fusionjaks subvariant:aliciaplier subvariant:neutralplier template variant:alicia variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
@H3K: lys assetgerontophile dont you know assets literally have 'ible embedded in them? love yourself.
also why xe got a double chin
@toniylijani: SHHH! Xhe's really insecure about that!
Neutralplierdiddies really look like this
>Sprunki BBC goonfailed painter from Austria, I'm shlog user btw
159414: bald flip_phone glasses motorola nose open_mouth stubble subvariant:phoneplier template transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin wrinkles
motorola won tim coon lost
@Gendarmor: I forgive you
@Colorlesspy: oldcore ugly persons wish this happened
If soyjaks existed in 2000s
@trevor: oldcore ugly persons evendoe a nu gen razr is still made
Do this with an iPad
Now do this but with a Sony Ericsson W610i instead
SoyBooru