lifesucksthenyoudie: A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that soyjaks used to make me smile

lifesucksthenyoudie: And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those trannies hang
And maybe they'd be a man forever

lifesucksthenyoudie: But November made me shiver
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

lifesucksthenyoudie: I can't remember if I cried
When I read about all the pruned threads
But something touched me deep inside
The day the /qa/ died

lifesucksthenyoudie: So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/

lifesucksthenyoudie: Did you write the Book of Soy?
And do you have faith in Soot above?
If the jannies tells you so

lifesucksthenyoudie: Do you believe in soydueling?
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?

lifesucksthenyoudie: Well I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues

lifesucksthenyoudie: I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the /qa/ died

lifesucksthenyoudie: I started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/

lifesucksthenyoudie: Now for two years we've been on our own
And coal grows fat on a rolling stone
But that's not how it used to be

lifesucksthenyoudie: When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
And a voice that came from KGB

lifesucksthenyoudie: Oh, and while the King was looking down
The Russian stole his gemmy crown
The Sharty was adjourned
No verdict was returned

lifesucksthenyoudie: And while trannies read a book on Marx
The spammers practiced in the park
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
The day the /qa/ died

lifesucksthenyoudie: We were singing
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/

lifesucksthenyoudie: Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast

lifesucksthenyoudie: They hanged foul on a tree
The spammers tried for a raiding pass
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast

lifesucksthenyoudie: Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
While the jannies played a marching tune
We all got up to spam
Oh, but we never got the chance

lifesucksthenyoudie: 'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
The jannytroons refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the /qa/ died?

lifesucksthenyoudie: We started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/

lifesucksthenyoudie: Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again

lifesucksthenyoudie: So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
'Cause feet is the janny's only friend

lifesucksthenyoudie: Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No janny born in Hell
Could break the spammers’ spell

lifesucksthenyoudie: And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
To light the circlejerking rite
I saw Cobson GETting with delight
The day the /qa/ died

lifesucksthenyoudie: He was singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/

Chud¹: @lifesucksthenyoudie: shut the fuck up

lifesucksthenyoudie: I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
And I asked xer to kill xerself now
And she just cried and roped away

lifesucksthenyoudie: I went down to the sacred board
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
But the message said the post wouldn't go

lifesucksthenyoudie: And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
But not a word was posted
[Start a New Thread] was all broken

lifesucksthenyoudie: And the three men I admire most
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Swede
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the /qa/ died

lifesucksthenyoudie: And they were singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/

lifesucksthenyoudie: They were singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud: fuck off faggot, i'm trying to save the gemmy song that went along with this pic

Chud²: pretty gemmy

Chud³: Sang through it, my voice sucks though so i won’t upload it. Definitely gem though.