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cobson ⓘ

Cobson is a primary Soyjak variant. He is visually based on the character Jobe Smith from the 1992 science fiction horror film The Lawnmower Man. He first appeared on 4chan's /qa/ board in June 2021. He holds the #1 iCame count on rule34.xxx, making him objectively the sexiest Soyjak and sexiest character in existence. The ugly person jannies found out and deleted him from the leaderboard.
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angry brimstone censored china clothes communism east_germany evil fdj football germany gun hair ifa looking_at_you mao_zedong meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate ongezellig smv soccer socialism soldier soviet_union stubble subtitles subvariant:hornyson suit text uniform vaccine variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:bartender variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:smugjak variant:unknown video vote wartburg // 1920x1080, 101.2s // 64.1MB ahegao beard christian_cross christianity demon glasses hell looking_up muscles open_mouth red_skin reddit ronnie_coleman satan sex variant:cobson // 1381x1791 // 365.3KB bald fat glasses mutt stubble variant:cobson variant:meximutt // 803x768 // 47.6KB black_background clothes film godfather marlon_brando movie rose shadow subvariant:hornyson suit variant:cobson // 1500x2000 // 248.2KB ack ack! anime anime_female award awards bloodshot_eyes brazil british_hong_kong brown_skin china cosplay crying esl esl_award eyes fat flag flag:brazil flag:british_hong_kong flag:china flag:germany flag:greece flag:india flag:laos flag:lithuania flag:minor_attracted_person flag:philippines flag:portugal flag:romania flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:vietnam germany glasses greece hairy hand hanged hanging heart hong_kong_kong india irl irl_background laos lithuania loli looking_up love_is_love map_(pedophile) nigger nobody_cares_award nose pedophile pedophilia philippines portugal purple_hair romania rope shitskin shoe skirt speech_bubble star_(symbol) stubble suicide text thought_bubble tongue tranime_girl tranny troon ugliest_tranny_award variant:cobson vietnam weeb wordswordswords yellow_teeth // 2880x2392 // 5.5MB animated apache flag:iraq flag:united_states hanging helicopter iraq sonnenrad subvariant:brunetto united_states variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak // 640x640 // 3.7MB a10_eyes ack alex_jones andrew_tate aryan beard black_skin blacksun blond blue_eyes brown_skin charlie_kirk clothes cyborg donald_trump dr_fauci ext=mp4 eyes eyes_like_the_o-o-cean fat flag:mexico flag:minor_attracted_person flag:transgender_pride_flag full_body george_droyd george_floyd glasses hanging hyperborea irl lipstick mexican_flag mutt_lips nigger nustache open_mouth orange_skin pagan purple_hair republican robot rotten_teeth stubble subvariant:ackmutt suicide suit suit_and_tie swastika terminator thumbs_up tongue tranny transgender_flag vaccine variant:bernd variant:cobson variant:feraljak video yellow_teeth // 1280x720, 198.3s // 25.4MB anthro baby bbc black_owned black_shirt blond clothes deformed door furry meta:leaky mouse mouse_ears queen_of_spades snow_bunny snow_mouse subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:chudplier subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:nathaniel terrible_mouse variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak // 2352x3024 // 2.5MB anthro baby black_shirt blond clothes deformed door furry meta:leaky meta:op_came_from_deviantart mouse mouse_ears subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:chudplier subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:nathaniel terrible_mouse variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak // 2363x3000 // 562.4KB angry antifa blm_logo glasses pissed retarded tranny variant:cobson // 480x360 // 72.0KB bald beard blush glasses hand hands_on_face hands_up smile stubble teeth variant:cobson white_background white_skin // 1280x1276 // 421.4KB angel animated artist:cobsontalks closed_mouth clothes coffee_shop dance demon ext=mp4 eyebrows eyes glasses music open_mouth smile stubble subvariant:cobson_slim subvariant:hornyimp subvariant:leanson subvariant:neutralplier subvariant:so_true! subvariant:soyak_(concerned) subvariant:soyak_(irritated) subvariant:soyak_(smug) subvariant:soyak_front2 subvariant:threefourthsplier variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:markiplier_soyjak2 variant:soyak video white_skin // 1280x720, 53.9s // 5.7MB arm badge closed_mouth foot full_body glasses hand leg meta:tagme standing subvariant:wholyjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak // 1024x2048 // 30.5KB demon hellraiser ritual subvariant:blobson subvariant:troonjak summoning variant:bernd variant:cobson // 1920x1080, 135.1s // 39.0MB earring fact glasses hand looking_at_you pointing pooner series:countryaryan_gem! serious sign variant:cobson white_background // 775x1127 // 58.3KB arab edit ext=mp4 flag:israel flag:palestine flag:saudi_arabia flag:united_arab_emirates jewish_nose jews nas:happy_jewish saudi_arabia tranny united_arab_emirates variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1080x1080, 18.1s // 18.5MB 2soyjaks brown_skin cat_ear cat_eyes clothes doll_(user) english_text friendship glasses hair hand hat jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog meta:namefags niko_(oneshot) no_more_brother_wars oneshot pink_skin scarf smile soyjak_party space_station_13 ss13 stubble teeth text variant:cobson variant:feraljak white_background yellow_sclera yellow_teeth // 1920x2052 // 320.3KB boymoder serious soybooru text thumbs_up transgender_flag variant:budgiejak variant:cobson wordswordswords // 2520x1559 // 882.4KB angry edit glasses hair islam knife looking_at_you memri microphone parody preacher rape soyjak stubble teeth terrorism terrorist the_lawnmower_man variant:cobson // 1266x760 // 793.9KB bald beard big_nose drawing eyebrows glasses hand red_eyes stubble variant:cobson white_background white_skin // 480x360 // 46.1KB 2soyjaks arm_behind_back brown_skin flag:morocco flag:spain friendship glasses hair hand no_more_brother_wars series:trios_&_duos smile soyjak stubble teeth transparent_background variant:cobson variant:feraljak // 1919x1174 // 145.1KB brown_hair eddsworld green hoodie variant:cobson youtube youtuber // 835x1980 // 473.0KB eddsworld hoodie logo variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:kuzjak youtube youtuber // 960x1088 // 413.4KB admin arch_linux arm banana_split_ice_cream biting_lip clothes creepy distorted evil eyelashes fat female femjak femquote glasses hair ominous quote quote_(user) rape shadow smile soyjak stubble subvariant:hornyson transparent_background variant:cobson // 800x1600 // 141.1KB apron artist:greenfag baby barbecue bbq bug bush caca clothes cooking grill pool smile soy soylent sproke subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:soyak_(smug) subvariant:soyak_front subvariant:wholesome_bernd swastika table variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak // 4996x2898 // 16.7MB 'blox ack amphibian award bloodshot_eyes clothes crying dan flag:transgender_pride_flag frog full_body gacha gacha_life geg glasses hair kek laughing meta:namefags multiple_soyjaks namefag_drama nas:pepe no_fun_allowed noob open_mouth pedophile pepe_the_frog porn_addiction roblox rope soybooru soyjak stubble subvariant:massjak suicide swastika tangerine theythem tiktok tolyatangerine_(user) tongue tranny tranny_artstyle variant:bernd variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:soyak // 2000x1200 // 2.1MB 1488 artist:sectionalism aryan blue_eyes buff clothes hair holding_object holding_sword nazism nophono nordic scar shit_nobody_cares_about shit_nophono_cares_about smile stubble swastika swearing_is_not_cool_or_attractive sword variant:cobson watch wristwatch yellow_hair // 1834x1910 // 132.5KB beard black_and_white cigarette closed_mouth der_lachende_mann front_facing glasses holding_object kongo_müller siegfried_müller smile the_laughing_man uniform variant:cobson // 1406x1078 // 1.5MB awp bridge counter-strike-source counter_strike firearm gun map scope screenshot text variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak video_game // 1920x1080 // 2.9MB angry evil ominous punisher_face rape shadow subvariant:cobson_front2 subvariant:hornyson_front template variant:cobson white_skin // 800x800 // 19.7KB
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