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cobson ⓘ

Cobson is a primary Soyjak variant. He is visually based on the character Jobe Smith from the 1992 science fiction horror film The Lawnmower Man. He first appeared on 4chan's /qa/ board in June 2021. He holds the #1 iCame count on rule34.xxx, making him objectively the sexiest Soyjak and sexiest character in existence. The ugly person jannies found out and deleted him from the leaderboard.
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bbc beard big_iraqi_cock big_warrior-z_cock brown_skin glasses queen_of_spades slut_for_bbc variant:cobson warrior-bbc warrior-z_(user) yellow_teeth // 800x800 // 61.0KB japan manga ominous subvariant:hornyson subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak yonkoma // 1199x1676 // 439.9KB 3_soyjaks book full_body meta:featured santa_claus santa_hat shadow shitnobodycaresabout soy soylent subvariant:chudjak_front tagme_just_tagme_because_i_say_so_ok total_nigger_death variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:impish_soyak_ears // 768x768 // 549.3KB autism baby babyjak beard black_skin bloodshot_eyes brown_skin caca clothes cringe crying crypto dead deviantard glasses hat meta:not_oc multiple_soyjaks open_mouth red_eyes rope sad subvariant:hornyson subvariant:seethejak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tear the_loud_house twitter variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:nojak variant:soyak variant:soytan wing xitter // 917x871 // 770.4KB arm_raised ben_garrison clothes glasses mexico my_little_pony nonsense romania screaming soyjak suit trash_can tv_show variant:cobson white_skin yelling // 634x498 // 249.7KB aryan bald buff masculine masculinity mge mge_brother stubble subvariant:mgeson team_fortress_2 template variant:cobson white // 832x972 // 27.2KB black_hole blue_background distorted sky variant:cobson variant:fisheyejak // 1920x1080 // 1.2MB car comic cream cum dialogue drive-thru faggot gay homie ice_cream lgbt mcdonalds text toss variant:cobson variant:gapejak white_skin // 1080x702 // 700.9KB blue_eyes book brown_skin cigarette cuckistador fat flag:france flag:spain france glasses mouth_open muscles o_algo spain spaincucks subvariant:branigger subvariant:branigger_side subvariant:gapejak_female subvariant:mexiaryan thought_bubble variant:brandon variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:meximutt white_skin // 1920x984 // 2.1MB album_cover black_background franz_ferdinand glasses music variant:cobson // 1024x1024 // 68.0KB anti_cobson bald bloodshot_eyes blue_background burning cigar coalson crying glasses looking_to_the_left open_mouth partially_nas seething smile soyjak sticky stubble text thick_eyebrows tuxedo variant:cobson variant:feraljak white_skin // 1920x1483 // 193.6KB anti_cobson bald bloodshot_eyes blue_background burning cigar coalson crying glasses looking_to_the_left open_mouth partially_nas seething smile soyjak sticky stubble thick_eyebrows tuxedo variant:cobson variant:feraljak white_skin // 1920x1483 // 173.7KB blush closed_eyes closed_mouth edit hand its_over nail_polish nails no_arrow queen_of_spades reaction sad spade subvariant:spadeson text variant:cobson // 723x861 // 53.7KB artist:shitskintrannypedophilebraphog christian_cross christianity crusade crusader isis islam islamic islamic_state jesus muslims salafi seljuk_empire subvariant:nucob variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:isaac wahhabism white_skin // 2064x1080 // 2.7MB beard crown emerald full_body gem_skin gemstone giant glasses gold hands_on_hips homer_simpson laughing open_mouth ruby sky tanzanite the_simpsons variant:cobson // 1440x2906 // 4.7MB 2soyjaks high_on_poteneuse incomprehensible_woahjack meta:ai_generated sora variant:cobson variant:feraljak vertical video // 704x1280, 15.1s // 10.6MB amerimutt arab aryan asian beady_eyes black_skin blue_eyes clothes ear earth euromutt europe fat flag:european_union flag:israel flag:mexico flag:philippines flag:united_states glasses globe grey_skin indian int_(sharty) jewish_nose lips meta:banner_contest_2025 mexico mutt nigger smile subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt_front subvariant:nucob subvariant:tetojak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak turban united_states variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt variant:nulljak variant:reaction_soyjak yellow_eyes // 900x300 // 194.5KB alternate bald ear glasses happy looking_at_you nose series:fusionjaks smile smirk stubble teeth variant:cobson variant:weirdpenis variant:wobson wholesome // 900x900 // 16.2KB armor clash_royale clothes crown crying emoticon goblin king laughing mega_knight meta:banner_contest_2025 pekka subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:science_lover subvariant:seethejak v_(soyjak_party) variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt // 900x300 // 265.2KB 2soyjaks choke_hold cob_gang head_lock stubble the_weak_should_fear_the_strong variant:cobson variant:feraljak // 503x516 // 20.2KB 3d blue_eyes garrys_mod gm_construct meta:banner_contest_2025 no_more_brother_wars series:trios_&_duos smile subvariant:impish_amerimutt text v_(soyjak_party) variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:impish_soyak_ears watermelon // 900x300 // 226.9KB album_cover american_primitvism background beard detailed drum glasses horse horseback_riding john_fahey many_soyjaks moustache music nas:merchant parade trumpet variant:alicia variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:firstjak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt variant:nojak variant:shirtjak variant:smugjak variant:soyak // 2000x2000 // 319.0KB 2soyjaks closed_mouth glasses open_mouth rape soyjak stubble subvariant:doctos subvariant:hornyson text variant:cobson variant:crackinglabubu variant:soyak // 700x859 // 49.6KB 'o aryan duck irl rape subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson white_skin // 497x668 // 238.9KB beard biting_lip black_skin clothes clown crashing_out ext=mp4 fat hair hallelujah hat kanye_west mcdonalds meta:ai_generated military_cap morenazi nazism necktie pol_(4chan) queen_of_spades red_hair reichsadler ronald_mcdonald skull soyjak subvariant:hornyson swastika totenkopf variant:cobson video ye // 1080x1314, 191.3s // 8.1MB armor biting_lip brown_shirt clothes evil helmet ominous shadow shoulder_pad smile soldier subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson white_skin // 948x1560 // 34.4KB angry balding drawing hair open_mouth sketch soyjak stubble variant:cobson // 1588x2473 // 787.7KB australia beard cobson_face darkviper darkviperau edit grand_theft_auto grand_theft_auto_v hair shadow subvariant:hornyson tank_top thick_eyebrows variant:cobson youtuber // 910x955 // 127.0KB australia beard cobson_face computer computer_mouse darkviper darkviperau desk dirty edit grand_theft_auto grand_theft_auto_v hair room subvariant:hornyson tank_top thick_eyebrows variant:cobson youtuber // 910x955 // 522.4KB 2soyjaks baseball_cap blue_eyes civilian clothes deformed die_of_death edit green_eyes green_teeth hat irl necktie news news_anchor old_roblox open_mouth paper pursuer_(die_of_death) roblox smile stubble subvariant:tismjak suit taunt_(die_of_death) television variant:cobson variant:gapejak white_skin // 1200x794 // 762.7KB banana black_skin ext=mp4 face_tattoo facial_mark glasses glowing_eyes hwabas4bbc luigi mario_hat queen_of_spades spade story stubble tattoo thougher variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:soyak video // 344x320, 445.1s // 24.2MB bald ear glasses happy looking_at_you nose series:fusionjaks smile stubble variant:cobson variant:weirdpenis variant:wobson wholesome // 900x900 // 15.7KB animated cobson_zone kanye_west subvariant:science_lover variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1920x1080, 49.1s // 4.8MB blood comic dialogue homie murder subvariant:cobson_side subvariant:feraljak_front subvariant:hornyson subvariant:hornyson_front subvariant:soyboy_cobson text toss variant:cobson variant:feraljak violence white_skin // 2048x2038 // 7.4MB brap braphog brapson fart farting fat hailuo_ai meta:ai_generated minimax subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson // 768x786 // 9.1MB
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