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SoyBooru
I can still remember
How that soyjaks used to make me smile
That I could make those ugly people hang
And maybe they'd be a man forever
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
When I read about all the pruned threads
But something touched me deep inside
The day the /qa/ died
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
And do you have faith in Soot above?
If the jannies tells you so
Can soyjaks kill a mortal ugly person?
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the /qa/ died
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
And coal grows fat on a rolling stone
But that's not how it used to be
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
And a voice that came from KGB
The Russian stole his gemmy crown
The Sharty was adjourned
No verdict was returned
The spammers practiced in the park
And we spammed ugly personjaks in the dark
The day the /qa/ died
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
The ugly persons fell off from a homeless shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
The spammers tried for a raiding pass
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
While the jannies played a marching tune
We all got up to spam
Oh, but we never got the chance
The jannyugly persons refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the /qa/ died?
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
'Cause feet is the janny's only friend
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No janny born in Hell
Could break the spammers’ spell
To light the circlejerking rite
I saw Cobson GETting with delight
The day the /qa/ died
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
And I asked xer to kill xerself now
And she just cried and roped away
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
But the message said the post wouldn't go
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
But not a word was posted
[Start a New Thread] was all broken
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Swede
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the /qa/ died
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"