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lifesucksthenyoudie: A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that soyjaks used to make me smile
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lifesucksthenyoudie: And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those ugly people hang
And maybe they'd be a man forever
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lifesucksthenyoudie: But November made me shiver
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
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lifesucksthenyoudie: I can't remember if I cried
When I read about all the pruned threads
But something touched me deep inside
The day the /qa/ died
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lifesucksthenyoudie: So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Did you write the Book of Soy?
And do you have faith in Soot above?
If the jannies tells you so
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Do you believe in soydueling?
Can soyjaks kill a mortal ugly person?
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Well I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
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lifesucksthenyoudie: I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the /qa/ died
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lifesucksthenyoudie: I started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Now for two years we've been on our own
And coal grows fat on a rolling stone
But that's not how it used to be
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lifesucksthenyoudie: When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
And a voice that came from KGB
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Oh, and while the King was looking down
The Russian stole his gemmy crown
The Sharty was adjourned
No verdict was returned
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lifesucksthenyoudie: And while ugly people read a book on Marx
The spammers practiced in the park
And we spammed ugly personjaks in the dark
The day the /qa/ died
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lifesucksthenyoudie: We were singing
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
The ugly persons fell off from a homeless shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
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lifesucksthenyoudie: They hanged foul on a tree
The spammers tried for a raiding pass
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
While the jannies played a marching tune
We all got up to spam
Oh, but we never got the chance
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lifesucksthenyoudie: 'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
The jannyugly persons refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the /qa/ died?
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lifesucksthenyoudie: We started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
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lifesucksthenyoudie: So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
'Cause feet is the janny's only friend
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No janny born in Hell
Could break the spammers’ spell
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lifesucksthenyoudie: And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
To light the circlejerking rite
I saw Cobson GETting with delight
The day the /qa/ died
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lifesucksthenyoudie: He was singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
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Chud1: @lifesucksthenyoudie: shut the fuck up
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lifesucksthenyoudie: I met a ugly person who spammed with ‘p
And I asked xer to kill xerself now
And she just cried and roped away
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lifesucksthenyoudie: I went down to the sacred board
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
But the message said the post wouldn't go
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lifesucksthenyoudie: And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
But not a word was posted
[Start a New Thread] was all broken
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lifesucksthenyoudie: And the three men I admire most
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Swede
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the /qa/ died
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lifesucksthenyoudie: And they were singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
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lifesucksthenyoudie: They were singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
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lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud: fuck off flamboyant person, i'm trying to save the gemmy song that went along with this pic
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Chud2: pretty gemmy
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Chud3(2): Sang through it, my voice sucks though so i won’t upload it. Definitely gem though.
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