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162965: coffee cup drinking drinking_straw ear eyebags holding_object i_heart kuz merge meta:fixed_version mug soyjak subvariant:impdrink subvariant:impish_kuzjak_ears variant:carterjak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak
coffee cup drinking drinking_straw ear eyebags holding_object i_heart kuz merge meta:fixed_version mug soyjak subvariant:impdrink subvariant:impish_kuzjak_ears variant:carterjak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak // 1053x1035 // 40.2KB
avatar uoy January 18, 2026; 11:35 - Reply
Delete this one if possible
avatar Thub January 18, 2026; 11:41 - Reply
me
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
why is his hair the color of pinkstew?
162975: brimstone glasses hair handsome ias ias_to_be_kept pooner retard screaming tongue tounge_out variant:spedjak
brimstone glasses hair handsome ias ias_to_be_kept pooner retard screaming tongue tounge_out variant:spedjak // 828x761 // 21.0KB
avatar GarryNealson January 18, 2026; 13:15 - Reply
geg
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 13:17 - Reply
hisa btw
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163032: blue_text car_manufacturer company logo series:vlodson_logos silhouette soyjak text variant:vlodson volkswagen
blue_text car_manufacturer company logo series:vlodson_logos silhouette soyjak text variant:vlodson volkswagen // 1700x1355 // 83.5KB
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 16:47 - Reply
vlod logos will never catch on
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 16:47 - Reply
Szrot
avatar GarryNealson January 18, 2026; 16:48 - Reply
@finocide: true
avatar MenstrualCykill January 18, 2026; 16:50 - Reply
cars in guatemala:
avatar Admre January 18, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
Ironically today the car I saw with the plate "V100 SON" was also a Volkswagen
avatar StinkyWanger January 18, 2026; 17:12 - Reply
soyjak where
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163028: black_background logo pornhub series:vlodson_logos silhouette soyjak text variant:vlodson white_text
black_background logo pornhub series:vlodson_logos silhouette soyjak text variant:vlodson white_text // 396x140 // 16.5KB

showing 10 of 12 comments

avatar dap January 18, 2026; 16:13 - Reply
approved, deleted, reuploaded, then disapproved
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 16:23 - Reply
stop deleting Vlodgems
avatar Admre January 18, 2026; 16:25 - Reply
I saw a car outside the church today with the license plate "V100 SON" and it reminded me of this little raisin
avatar MenstrualCykill January 18, 2026; 16:27 - Reply
@Admre: geg
avatar Broot January 18, 2026; 16:37 - Reply
@Admre: He drives a vlodswagen
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 16:40 - Reply
soyjaks?
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 16:40 - Reply
@Chud: variant:vlodson
avatar Admre January 18, 2026; 17:12 - Reply
@Broot: it was actually a Volkswagen too geg
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is the background the color of pinkstew?
avatar xerox January 18, 2026; 17:32 - Reply
wlodsen wnbag
163042: glasses looking_at_you object_on_head pea_nut peanut series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
glasses looking_at_you object_on_head pea_nut peanut series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 73.6KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163041: glasses horseshoe looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
glasses horseshoe looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 144.8KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163040: electrical_outlet glasses looking_at_you object_on_head outlet series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
electrical_outlet glasses looking_at_you object_on_head outlet series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 44.9KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163039: combination_wrench glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background wrench
combination_wrench glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background wrench // 600x800 // 56.9KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163037: apple food fruit glasses honey_crisp_apple looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
apple food fruit glasses honey_crisp_apple looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 43.7KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163023: angry fat forehead_mark full_body green_skin lips meta:ai_generated meta:namefags red_eyes series:realistic_namefags squid squidward squidward_tentacles stink_lines sweating trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature
angry fat forehead_mark full_body green_skin lips meta:ai_generated meta:namefags red_eyes series:realistic_namefags squid squidward squidward_tentacles stink_lines sweating trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature // 699x1458 // 1.1MB
avatar trevor January 18, 2026; 16:16 - Reply
low effort raisinfest
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:21 - Reply
Gem
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:21 - Reply
@trevor: 3soyjaks brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ brown_skin buff bug crossed_arms fastest_brapped_up_post_⚠️⚠️⚠️ fly frame hair looking_at_you marker meta:namefags meta:river_leaking_in_the_replies packgod pen sad sitting speech_bubble stink_lines subvariant:mexiaryan text thought_bubble trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user)
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 16:55 - Reply
High effort pissfuneral
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 18, 2026; 17:28 - Reply
jimbrap but green
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 17:30 - Reply
why is pinkstew painted green?
163052: closed_eyes manga messy_hair miyamoto_musashi music praying side_profile soot soot_please_save_us soyjak_party subvariant:cobson_side subvariant:crying_soyak subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak traced vagabond variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak video
closed_eyes manga messy_hair miyamoto_musashi music praying side_profile soot soot_please_save_us soyjak_party subvariant:cobson_side subvariant:crying_soyak subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak traced vagabond variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak video // 1260x1080, 11.1s // 4.4MB
avatar dap January 18, 2026; 17:27 - Reply
suit if you can heeras
avatar dap January 18, 2026; 17:28 - Reply
juspleas suit
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:28 - Reply
why is his hair the color of pinkstew?
avatar Nobody1 January 18, 2026; 17:29 - Reply
Hope he can hear us
139441: antimatter antimatter_that_will_obliterate_the_'ru clothes glasses hates_slopjaks_award meta:leaky poopson satanic trend:zillyjak variant:cobson white
antimatter antimatter_that_will_obliterate_the_'ru clothes glasses hates_slopjaks_award meta:leaky poopson satanic trend:zillyjak variant:cobson white // 905x1189 // 35.2KB

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avatar dap October 8, 2025; 13:44 - Reply
the concept of zillyjaks is so brimmy that it's gemmy
avatar Romsan October 8, 2025; 13:47 - Reply
On my mama get this retroslop outta here
avatar Chud October 8, 2025; 17:21 - Reply
>omg guys.. im haz so retro... i play teh most RETRO gaems out there like grow a garden and FORSAKEN! im trans btw
avatar Chud October 8, 2025; 17:25 - Reply
bbc
avatar snakestepoalgo October 8, 2025; 17:35 - Reply
pure ass award
avatar Chud October 8, 2025; 18:29 - Reply
next to vlodson
avatar Chud October 8, 2025; 18:45 - Reply
@Chud: grow a garden and forsaken are absolute ugly personslop games play some better 'bloxindieslop games like pressure or guts and blackpowder
avatar snakestepoalgo October 8, 2025; 18:51 - Reply
@Chud: didn't mention gemeraldhawkrescuemission 5 award
avatar joariano October 8, 2025; 22:43 - Reply
^ the 2 ppl above me are right
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 17:25 - Reply
kiss yourself
162084: ext=gif fangs front_facing fundamental_paper_education glasses long_hair looking_at_you math neutral smile smiley_face subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak wobble zip zip_(fundamental_paper_education)
ext=gif fangs front_facing fundamental_paper_education glasses long_hair looking_at_you math neutral smile smiley_face subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak wobble zip zip_(fundamental_paper_education) // 600x545 // 4.4MB
avatar emerald January 15, 2026; 00:35 - Reply
In the big 26
avatar bbc4 January 15, 2026; 00:35 - Reply
yes
avatar emerald January 15, 2026; 00:38 - Reply
@bbc4: no
avatar Nobody1 January 15, 2026; 00:38 - Reply
@bbc4: Oh nononononononono
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 15, 2026; 00:39 - Reply
@bbc4: Welcome back king :crown:
avatar Chud1 January 15, 2026; 00:40 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>WELCOME BACK KANG AND SHEEITTTTTTTTT

black_skin clothes ear eyes gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses hair meta:namefags nas:tyrone necktie sheeeit suit suit_and_tie sunglasses
avatar bbc4 January 15, 2026; 00:41 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: gems gems gems gems
avatar Flute January 15, 2026; 07:43 - Reply
>4
updoots
amphibian clothes crowd frog jsid just_shut_it_down meta:ai_generated meta:not_oc microphone nas:pepe nusoi pepe_the_frog podium rally shouting shut_it_down sora suit suit_and_tie

J.S.I.D



J.S.I.D



J.S.I.D

avatar 7Zip January 18, 2026; 17:23 - Reply
i look like this and weeble wobble like this
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bigot bigotry booger brown_skin clothes cross_eyed eagle euromutt europe european_union fixed fixed_version flag:european_union fnf_pedo hat meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate most_obsessed_faggot_award nas:award nazi_hat nazi_swastika nazism nose red_eyes retard series:fusionjaks smug star stars subvariant:chudplier subvariant:euromutt subvariant:megaretard tooth variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 598x828 // 213.7KB
avatar Scoot January 17, 2026; 20:07 - Reply
same thing but the award isn't clipping into the hoodie this time
avatar dap January 17, 2026; 20:08 - Reply
@Scoot: do you want the previous one deleted
avatar trevor January 17, 2026; 20:10 - Reply
who keeps disapproving or deleting the posts where me and jimbo fight?
avatar Scoot January 17, 2026; 20:10 - Reply
@dap: yes please
avatar H3K January 18, 2026; 02:53 - Reply
Gem.
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:21 - Reply
Pinkstew
162857: amerimutt angry award bald beard big_lips blue_shirt booger brown_skin european_union eyebrows flag:european_union glasses lips mixed most_obsessed_faggot_award mouth mouth_open mutt nose series:fusionjaks star subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt teeth transparent_background variant:impish_soyak_ears
amerimutt angry award bald beard big_lips blue_shirt booger brown_skin european_union eyebrows flag:european_union glasses lips mixed most_obsessed_faggot_award mouth mouth_open mutt nose series:fusionjaks star subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt teeth transparent_background variant:impish_soyak_ears // 627x627 // 37.2KB
avatar dap January 18, 2026; 00:31 - Reply
thumb phenotype
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 00:39 - Reply
@dap: approve my 'jak, you know the one
avatar H3K January 18, 2026; 02:52 - Reply
Gem.
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 17:21 - Reply
Pinkstew
112515: chud flag:new_mexico heisenberg_(user) hello_my_name_is_(sticker) new_mexico new_mexico_will_always_be_mexican series:mexican-american_countrywar speech_bubble subvariant:obsessedchud
chud flag:new_mexico heisenberg_(user) hello_my_name_is_(sticker) new_mexico new_mexico_will_always_be_mexican series:mexican-american_countrywar speech_bubble subvariant:obsessedchud // 1092x1911 // 330.6KB
avatar Chud1 April 10, 2025; 01:31 - Reply
MEXIFUCK CASTIZnoonS ARE BROWN BEANER FILTH
KILL ALL MEXIchadS
RANGEBEHEAD ALL MEXIFARTS
kiss yourself SEETHING TACOBLIMP DRUMPF OWNS YOU DRUMPF IS GOD
500K spanish MOGGED BY GOD DRUMPF ALONE
YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING BEANER SAGE IN THE THREAD DRUMPF IS GOD Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan SWASTIKA SWASTIKA SWASTIKA SWASTIKA
BREAK PATRICK CRUSIUS OUT OF PRISON AND FEED MEXIFARTS TO HIM
REPLACE MEXIchadS WITH gemmyS
TOTAL MEXISHART GENOCIDE
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avatar MenstrualCykill January 18, 2026; 17:19 - Reply
chud flag:new_mexico heisenberg_(user) hello_my_name_is_(sticker) new_mexico new_mexico_will_always_be_mexican series:mexican-american_countrywar speech_bubble subvariant:obsessedchud
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