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162546: angry art artist:tqqt cross drawfag drawing fat finger green_skin meta:namefags smile soycheckmark_(user) subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak watermark
angry art artist:tqqt cross drawfag drawing fat finger green_skin meta:namefags smile soycheckmark_(user) subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak watermark // 1500x1000 // 464.9KB

showing 10 of 70 comments

avatar weakspaget - Reply
Something's missing...
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
TOLYA WHERE IS THE SOYCHECKMARK RAPE COMIC
avatar BestKnownForCoal - Reply
Cool.
avatar soycrossmark - Reply
i will kill soycheckmark.
avatar Chud - Reply
soycheckmark torture porn
avatar trevor - Reply
you forgot the pungent brap lines
but you perfectly captured his essence
avatar trevor - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: NEED
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
aw heeel naw this ferret be lookin's zesty this raisin is straight up fruity
avatar Chud - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
why is his beard the color of
tvrkgemmy?
163051: banana food fruit glasses series:foodeez! series:fruiterz! transparent transparent_background variant:uncjak yellow
banana food fruit glasses series:foodeez! series:fruiterz! transparent transparent_background variant:uncjak yellow // 900x1000 // 46.9KB
avatar Zonky - Reply
Isa banana
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Ruby
avatar Chud1 - Reply
banana VVON
avatar Chud2 - Reply
why are his eyebrows the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud obsessed with pinkstew award
avatar Chud4 - Reply
brim
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@Chud: Obessed wignat india wooned
124089: brown_skin gargantuar_zombie(pvz) green_skin imp_zombie(pvz) jakparty_soy muscles nigger plants_vs_zombies subvariant:patrick telephone_pole trash_can trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak variant:meximutt vein zombie
brown_skin gargantuar_zombie(pvz) green_skin imp_zombie(pvz) jakparty_soy muscles nigger plants_vs_zombies subvariant:patrick telephone_pole trash_can trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak variant:meximutt vein zombie // 429x642 // 326.7KB

showing 10 of 11 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
gem
avatar Chud - Reply
2 antiswarthys
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
This is what kernung obsesses over
avatar Chud - Reply
@antiswarthy: you would have obsess over it to know something like that doe ?
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
@Chud: Kernung likes Plants VS Zombies because he posted about it constantly
avatar jimbo - Reply
2 antiswarthys
avatar Chud - Reply
antiswarthy

IF ANTISWARTHY OR XER AUTISTIC FANS REPLY UNDER THIS POST THEY ARE A ugly person diddyblud WHO UNIRONICALLY WATCHES THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS AFTER GOONING TO 'P!!!
avatar Chud - Reply
@antiswarthy: @antiswarthy: Hey antiswarthy are you secretly kernung? People rarely mention him around here nowadays since he's a dead noon boogeyman. Only kernung would talk about himself in third person because he is such an attention whore.
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Geg
avatar Chud - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
15945: angry open_mouth small_eyes soyjak stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak
angry open_mouth small_eyes soyjak stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak // 450x600 // 90.8KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
GARBAGE
avatar Chud2 - Reply
IV'd
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Coal
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
why is his beard the color of trevor?
avatar Chud4 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162675: 1soyjaks beard body clothes forehead_lines glasses hair messy_hair mouth_open open_mouth series:fusionjaks subvariant:science_lover teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
1soyjaks beard body clothes forehead_lines glasses hair messy_hair mouth_open open_mouth series:fusionjaks subvariant:science_lover teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 813x950 // 11.7KB
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
raisin a few care about
raisin not even nemanja cares about
raisin care about
raisin poopson cares about
raisin alot care about
raisin some care about
superraisin oh raisin the raisin pulled my hemorroid nobody cares about
raisin gill koyim cares about
raisin that i care about
avatar melissa - Reply
amazing
avatar emerald - Reply
Moist critical
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
avatar Thales - Reply
raisin i care about
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
raisin that I and Thales care about
124102: apple face food foodjak fruit red_skin series:fruiterz! transparent_background variant:meximutt
apple face food foodjak fruit red_skin series:fruiterz! transparent_background variant:meximutt // 1920x1920 // 2.6MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
antiswarthy
avatar isaacAR8 - Reply
proswarthy
avatar toniylijani - Reply
Obsessed Vegetable above me.
avatar Chud2 - Reply
an apple a day keeps the brimstone away
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Apples don't look like that
avatar Chud4 - Reply
>Obsessed doctor o applo
avatar Chud5 - Reply
>o applo
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Obesssed veggienoon below me
avatar Chud6 - Reply
why is his eye the color of pinkstew?
117789: 2soyjaks glasses propeller_hat riddle stubble variant:soyak warrior-z_(user)
2soyjaks glasses propeller_hat riddle stubble variant:soyak warrior-z_(user) // 1000x1000 // 455.3KB

showing 10 of 33 comments

avatar spoof - Reply
@Lastchancehector: it will be a bigger DNB than the shoally and the shoally aint even up no more keeeeeeeeek
avatar Chud - Reply
@spoof: splintering kills the soysphere
avatar Chud - Reply
soyteens here - for your use https://booru.soyjak.st/post/view/115313#search=warrior-%27p_LOST
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
@Lastchancehector: 'Z what the fuck did you do to him
avatar Chud - Reply
@Colorlesspy: brapped
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
@Chud: he said "I'm gonna expose you" and then this happened geeeeg
avatar Chud - Reply
@Colorlesspy: expose for what
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
@Chud: dunno ask him
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Interesting riddle that requires knowledge from the 'ki
avatar Chud - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162651: beard closed_mouth ear glasses moustache series:fusionjaks smile subvariant:masscholar subvariant:massjak subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:scholar subvariant:wholesome_soyjak teeth variant:gapejak white_background
beard closed_mouth ear glasses moustache series:fusionjaks smile subvariant:masscholar subvariant:massjak subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:scholar subvariant:wholesome_soyjak teeth variant:gapejak white_background // 1109x1641 // 21.1KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Scholar and massjak win
avatar Chud2 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162674: 1soyjaks beard glasses grin hair messy_hair nose series:fusionjaks smile stubble teeth variant:impish white_background
1soyjaks beard glasses grin hair messy_hair nose series:fusionjaks smile stubble teeth variant:impish white_background // 600x800 // 18.6KB
avatar Apollo - Reply
the hair came from markiplier soyjak
avatar beefsoup - Reply
hairjaks
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162684: cigarette hand holding_object meta:not_a_duplicate remake resized smoke smoking subvariant:neutralplier template variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
cigarette hand holding_object meta:not_a_duplicate remake resized smoke smoking subvariant:neutralplier template variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin // 600x800 // 15.4KB
avatar H3K - Reply
I know this is really lazy but I wanted to remake a post I made a while back using the correctly-sized original template instead of the large HD templates.
avatar H3K - Reply
I'll start working on my Mega.nz folder where I'll be uploading all my asset packs.
avatar Vcurviony - Reply
I do this
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@H3K: was your nick inspired by heckler & koch?
avatar H3K - Reply
@Chud: No, the name is a shortened version of my previous alias "H3K1NG G3M", which is leetspeak for "hecking gem".
avatar Chud2 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162693: closed_mouth ear eyebags frown glasses no_gradient small_eyes soyjak stubble subvariant:soyak_(tired) template tired variant:soyak white_skin
closed_mouth ear eyebags frown glasses no_gradient small_eyes soyjak stubble subvariant:soyak_(tired) template tired variant:soyak white_skin // 632x756 // 15.0KB
avatar trevor - Reply
>tfw you solo the entirety of the 'ru AND win
avatar emerald - Reply
Gem
avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor:
Not you then
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
@trevor: no you dont
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
@trevor:
2003_ub_313 ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe award awards bald big_nose black_hair blood bloodshot_eyes blue_skin bowl_cut bowlcut brimcoal broken_glasses brown buck_teeth calling cat_ear ceres clothes comic earth_(planet) fire glasses glowing_eyes green_eyes hair hat iphone jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jupiter_(planet) loading mercury_(planet) meta:namefags meta:tag_overdose name_tag neptune_(planet) niggerbabble niggerbabble_translator niko_(oneshot) oneshot packgod pluto pointing pony red_eyes saturn_(planet) scar scared shocked solar_system speech_bubble squidward stink_lines stinky stubble subvariant:big-boy subvariant:brazilmutt subvariant:morbidmutt subvariant:perceptive_chud sun trevor_(user) trevor_voice_reveal uranus_(planet) variant:alicia variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:cuckjeet variant:disgusting_trevorcreature variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt variant:syndromejak variant:talkingballsoyjak venus_(planet) voice yellow_teeth
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162697: angry buck_teeth ear fangs hair messy_hair open_mouth stubble teeth template variant:ikarijak
angry buck_teeth ear fangs hair messy_hair open_mouth stubble teeth template variant:ikarijak // 600x866 // 14.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163035: ear iris one_tooth open_mouth small_eyes small_mouth small_nose transparent_background variant:vlodson
ear iris one_tooth open_mouth small_eyes small_mouth small_nose transparent_background variant:vlodson // 640x1011 // 14.0KB
avatar Dzagir - Reply
coal but
>i'm gonna be a dad
avatar Pineapple - Reply
Why are
jimbo's
 eyes so small here?
avatar Chud1 - Reply
just log in ferret
avatar uoy - Reply
Kind of funny but nah
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Would have been Gemmy with any other variant
avatar xerox - Reply
wlodsen wnbag
avatar Chud2 - Reply
why is his mouth the color of pinkstew?
17625: angry arm beard brown_beard brown_eyes brown_hair brown_mustache brown_skin clothes food glasses grubhub hair hamburger hand holding_object mustache open_mouth soyjak variant:feraljak
angry arm beard brown_beard brown_eyes brown_hair brown_mustache brown_skin clothes food glasses grubhub hair hamburger hand holding_object mustache open_mouth soyjak variant:feraljak // 1251x1089 // 485.0KB
avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
gem tbh
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Millions must deliver slop
avatar Chud3 - Reply
WITH GRUBHUB PERKS YOU CAN GET THE GOYSLOP YOU LOVE
avatar Thrembolone_2 - Reply
THE KIND OF SLOP THAT MAKES YOU BOOGIE
avatar Chud4 - Reply
forgotten gem
avatar Chud5 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162760: admin brown_hair clothes ear glasses hair jacket meta:namefags one_tooth open_mouth postal_dude sprokemowerman_(user) sunglasses transparent_background variant:vlodson white_skin
admin brown_hair clothes ear glasses hair jacket meta:namefags one_tooth open_mouth postal_dude sprokemowerman_(user) sunglasses transparent_background variant:vlodson white_skin // 640x1011 // 41.3KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Why not just log into upload these
avatar dap - Reply
cobblestone hands posted this logged out
avatar SprokemowerMan - Reply
cutting off vlodsons head and using it as a basketball, tying up vlodson and having an alligator use his head as a jawbreaker, hanging vlodson from a helicopter then flying him into a blade that cuts him in half, trapping vlodson in quicksand then having african fire ants eat him alive, strapping vlodson to the front of a pickup truck then crashing it into a wall, trapping vlodson in an iron maiden then cooking it on a jet afterburner, driving an evil rod through vlodson then electrocuting him, planting fresh bamboo then restraining vlodson above it for a week, killing vlodson with delta p, using altitudes and speeds to constantly mess with vlodson as he's strapped to the back of an f22, baiting vlodson into a man sized mouse trap
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud xhe doesnt want to be stqned
avatar wiretap - Reply
@dap: sadly this is true
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
the postal dude is a common pooner cosplay btw
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
also the postal dude from 3 has better swag
avatar Creator - Reply
Not postal dude kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself You vloddiddy You made my clitty
animated arm bloodshot_eyes clothes crying glasses hand hands_up nazism open_mouth soyjak stubble swastika tshirt variant:chudjak
avatar finocide - Reply
if this was any other jak I would like it
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@SprokemowerMan: @SprokemowerMan: this ferret came back from the dead to say this
162836: cape glasses glove impotent_rage_(grand_theft_auto) muscular_male open_mouth stubble superhero template transparent_background variant:soyak white_skin
cape glasses glove impotent_rage_(grand_theft_auto) muscular_male open_mouth stubble superhero template transparent_background variant:soyak white_skin // 929x929 // 144.1KB
avatar Marbles - Reply
Gem
avatar trevor - Reply
>IMPOTENT... RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
issagem
avatar finocide - Reply
gem
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy template
162842: closed_eyes closed_mouth dying ear eyebrows flower forehead_lines glasses its_over leaf looking_to_the_right nose objectsoy plant pot series:gardenjak soil soyjak stubble text transparent_background variant:soyak wilted
closed_eyes closed_mouth dying ear eyebrows flower forehead_lines glasses its_over leaf looking_to_the_right nose objectsoy plant pot series:gardenjak soil soyjak stubble text transparent_background variant:soyak wilted // 983x2048 // 177.0KB
avatar Zonky - Reply
gem
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
it's desiccation
avatar Coemskong - Reply
True floweyjak
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162835: beard lindy lindybeige sideburns staring variant:unknown wizard wizard_hat
beard lindy lindybeige sideburns staring variant:unknown wizard wizard_hat // 580x580 // 34.7KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Trevor at a Halloween party
avatar trevor - Reply
@korg: @Dzagir: @Chud: @Chud: admin_6 balaclava inverted meta:namefags meta:op_is_a_schizo meta:op_is_right_about_paranaryans subvariant:chudjak_front transparent_background variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user)

I'M

TAKING BACK

THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST

CAUSE 6

IS NOT A PRETTY NUMBER
avatar trevor - Reply
@korg: @Dzagir: @Chud: @Chud: admin_6 balaclava inverted meta:namefags meta:op_is_a_schizo meta:op_is_right_about_paranaryans subvariant:chudjak_front transparent_background variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user)

I'M

TAKING BACK

THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST

CAUSE 6

IS NOT A PRETTY NUMBER
avatar trevor - Reply
@korg: @Dzagir: @Chud: @Chud: admin_6 balaclava inverted meta:namefags meta:op_is_a_schizo meta:op_is_right_about_paranaryans subvariant:chudjak_front transparent_background variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user)

I'M

TAKING BACK

THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST

CAUSE 6

IS NOT A PRETTY NUMBER
avatar trevor - Reply
@korg: @Dzagir: @Chud: @Chud: admin_6 balaclava inverted meta:namefags meta:op_is_a_schizo meta:op_is_right_about_paranaryans subvariant:chudjak_front transparent_background variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user)

I'M

TAKING BACK

THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST

CAUSE 6

IS NOT A PRETTY NUMBER
avatar Chud2 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162279: ear eyebrows glasses hair monochrome nose raised_eyebrow smug stubble template transparent_background variant:reaction_soyjak
ear eyebrows glasses hair monochrome nose raised_eyebrow smug stubble template transparent_background variant:reaction_soyjak // 585x535 // 15.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Chud: Because your color vision is in reverse
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