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162873: bald cracked_egg egg eggs eyebrows face forehead_lines glasses head looking_at_you mouth_open nose object_on_head open_mouth series:objectplier stubble teeth teeth_showing variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
bald cracked_egg egg eggs eyebrows face forehead_lines glasses head looking_at_you mouth_open nose object_on_head open_mouth series:objectplier stubble teeth teeth_showing variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin // 1035x1326 // 180.1KB
avatar trevor January 18, 2026; 02:20 - Reply
lazy low effort tanzagem
avatar Zonky January 18, 2026; 02:34 - Reply
@trevor: thanks man
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 04:09 - Reply
Coal
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 17:35 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163043: glasses looking_at_you object_on_head record_player recordplayer series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
glasses looking_at_you object_on_head record_player recordplayer series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 107.8KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:32 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 17:35 - Reply
music
107938: bald ear glasses looking_at_you monochrome smile soyjak stubble subvariant:jobson thick_eyebrows unibrow variant:cobson white_background
bald ear glasses looking_at_you monochrome smile soyjak stubble subvariant:jobson thick_eyebrows unibrow variant:cobson white_background // 700x850 // 15.4KB

showing 10 of 11 comments

avatar Chud March 10, 2025; 13:27 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud March 10, 2025; 13:30 - Reply
jobson gon blow up mane
avatar Psycho March 10, 2025; 14:45 - Reply
jwabag
avatar Penismanhd March 10, 2025; 23:39 - Reply
Gems
avatar H3K April 17, 2025; 15:12 - Reply
Jobson is an underrated gem.
avatar Chud June 27, 2025; 00:13 - Reply
og image?
avatar cocoschoppenboer January 18, 2026; 17:30 - Reply
underrated subvariant that never caught on unfortunately
give some love to jobson
avatar Joe_Barbaro January 18, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
no its rust
avatar GarryNealson January 18, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
@Joe_Barbaro: kiss yourself jobson WABAG
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 17:35 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162927: amazon amazon_basics ball medicine_ball object_on_head open_mouth series:objectplier stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak
amazon amazon_basics ball medicine_ball object_on_head open_mouth series:objectplier stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1035x1453 // 252.6KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 15:42 - Reply
somehow more valuable then anything Greg has said
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162933: a10_eyes bald beard buff clothes ear fedora goatee hat looking_at_you minecraft no_glasses notch smile soyjak stubble subvariant:impish_aryan_ears transparent_background variant:impish_soyak_ears white_skin
a10_eyes bald beard buff clothes ear fedora goatee hat looking_at_you minecraft no_glasses notch smile soyjak stubble subvariant:impish_aryan_ears transparent_background variant:impish_soyak_ears white_skin // 598x674 // 13.2KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162957: 2soyjaks big_lips black_woman couple emerald emerald_(namefag) female femerald femjak flag:lesbian_pride_flag green_skin heart hello_my_name_is_(sticker) john8_44_(namefag) lesbian meta:namefags red_lips series:trios_&_duos subvariant:female_cobson subvariant:female_feraljak vantablack variant:cobson variant:feraljak yellow_sclera
2soyjaks big_lips black_woman couple emerald emerald_(namefag) female femerald femjak flag:lesbian_pride_flag green_skin heart hello_my_name_is_(sticker) john8_44_(namefag) lesbian meta:namefags red_lips series:trios_&_duos subvariant:female_cobson subvariant:female_feraljak vantablack variant:cobson variant:feraljak yellow_sclera // 1920x1080 // 118.3KB

showing 10 of 12 comments

avatar Flute January 18, 2026; 09:48 - Reply
this qever happened
avatar John8_44 January 18, 2026; 16:05 - Reply

Inaccurate, femerald is married to Thub
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:11 - Reply
@John8_44: @Thub:
bloodshot_eyes brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ crying disgusted flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban glasses looking_at_you meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself meta:soyduel_took_place_in_comment_section open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble stubble text tranny transparent_background variant:bernd black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:11 - Reply
@John8_44: @Thub:
bloodshot_eyes brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ crying disgusted flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban glasses looking_at_you meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself meta:soyduel_took_place_in_comment_section open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble stubble text tranny transparent_background variant:bernd black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:11 - Reply
@John8_44: @Thub:
bloodshot_eyes brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ crying disgusted flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban glasses looking_at_you meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself meta:soyduel_took_place_in_comment_section open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble stubble text tranny transparent_background variant:bernd black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:11 - Reply
@John8_44: @Thub:
bloodshot_eyes brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ crying disgusted flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban glasses looking_at_you meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself meta:soyduel_took_place_in_comment_section open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble stubble text tranny transparent_background variant:bernd black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:11 - Reply
@John8_44: @Thub:
bloodshot_eyes brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ crying disgusted flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban glasses looking_at_you meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself meta:soyduel_took_place_in_comment_section open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble stubble text tranny transparent_background variant:bernd black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 17:24 - Reply
Pinkstew
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 18, 2026; 17:28 - Reply
jimbrap and emerald
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
pinkstew on left
162960: box clothes green_eyes green_skin hat its_just_getting_leafy its_just_getting_started leaf lettuce smile subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
box clothes green_eyes green_skin hat its_just_getting_leafy its_just_getting_started leaf lettuce smile subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak // 480x756 // 561.5KB
avatar Thub January 18, 2026; 11:41 - Reply
ganja award
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
162965: coffee cup drinking drinking_straw ear eyebags holding_object i_heart kuz merge meta:fixed_version mug soyjak subvariant:impdrink subvariant:impish_kuzjak_ears variant:carterjak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak
coffee cup drinking drinking_straw ear eyebags holding_object i_heart kuz merge meta:fixed_version mug soyjak subvariant:impdrink subvariant:impish_kuzjak_ears variant:carterjak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak // 1053x1035 // 40.2KB
avatar uoy January 18, 2026; 11:35 - Reply
Delete this one if possible
avatar Thub January 18, 2026; 11:41 - Reply
me
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
why is his hair the color of pinkstew?
162975: brimstone glasses hair handsome ias ias_to_be_kept pooner retard screaming tongue tounge_out variant:spedjak
brimstone glasses hair handsome ias ias_to_be_kept pooner retard screaming tongue tounge_out variant:spedjak // 828x761 // 21.0KB
avatar GarryNealson January 18, 2026; 13:15 - Reply
geg
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 13:17 - Reply
hisa btw
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163032: blue_text car_manufacturer company logo series:vlodson_logos silhouette soyjak text variant:vlodson volkswagen
blue_text car_manufacturer company logo series:vlodson_logos silhouette soyjak text variant:vlodson volkswagen // 1700x1355 // 83.5KB
avatar finocide January 18, 2026; 16:47 - Reply
vlod logos will never catch on
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 16:47 - Reply
Szrot
avatar GarryNealson January 18, 2026; 16:48 - Reply
@finocide: true
avatar MenstrualCykill January 18, 2026; 16:50 - Reply
cars in guatemala:
avatar Admre January 18, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
Ironically today the car I saw with the plate "V100 SON" was also a Volkswagen
avatar StinkyWanger January 18, 2026; 17:12 - Reply
soyjak where
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163028: black_background logo pornhub series:vlodson_logos silhouette soyjak text variant:vlodson white_text
black_background logo pornhub series:vlodson_logos silhouette soyjak text variant:vlodson white_text // 396x140 // 16.5KB

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avatar dap January 18, 2026; 16:13 - Reply
approved, deleted, reuploaded, then disapproved
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 16:23 - Reply
stop deleting Vlodgems
avatar Admre January 18, 2026; 16:25 - Reply
I saw a car outside the church today with the license plate "V100 SON" and it reminded me of this little raisin
avatar MenstrualCykill January 18, 2026; 16:27 - Reply
@Admre: geg
avatar Broot January 18, 2026; 16:37 - Reply
@Admre: He drives a vlodswagen
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 16:40 - Reply
soyjaks?
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 16:40 - Reply
@Chud: variant:vlodson
avatar Admre January 18, 2026; 17:12 - Reply
@Broot: it was actually a Volkswagen too geg
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is the background the color of pinkstew?
avatar xerox January 18, 2026; 17:32 - Reply
wlodsen wnbag
163042: glasses looking_at_you object_on_head pea_nut peanut series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
glasses looking_at_you object_on_head pea_nut peanut series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 73.6KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163041: glasses horseshoe looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
glasses horseshoe looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 144.8KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163040: electrical_outlet glasses looking_at_you object_on_head outlet series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
electrical_outlet glasses looking_at_you object_on_head outlet series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 44.9KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163039: combination_wrench glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background wrench
combination_wrench glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background wrench // 600x800 // 56.9KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163037: apple food fruit glasses honey_crisp_apple looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
apple food fruit glasses honey_crisp_apple looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 600x800 // 43.7KB
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 17:31 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
163023: angry fat forehead_mark full_body green_skin lips meta:ai_generated meta:namefags red_eyes series:realistic_namefags squid squidward squidward_tentacles stink_lines sweating trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature
angry fat forehead_mark full_body green_skin lips meta:ai_generated meta:namefags red_eyes series:realistic_namefags squid squidward squidward_tentacles stink_lines sweating trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature // 699x1458 // 1.1MB
avatar trevor January 18, 2026; 16:16 - Reply
low effort raisinfest
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:21 - Reply
Gem
avatar emerald January 18, 2026; 16:21 - Reply
@trevor: 3soyjaks brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ brown_skin buff bug crossed_arms fastest_brapped_up_post_⚠️⚠️⚠️ fly frame hair looking_at_you marker meta:namefags meta:river_leaking_in_the_replies packgod pen sad sitting speech_bubble stink_lines subvariant:mexiaryan text thought_bubble trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user)
avatar Chud1 January 18, 2026; 16:55 - Reply
High effort pissfuneral
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 18, 2026; 17:28 - Reply
jimbrap but green
avatar Chud2 January 18, 2026; 17:30 - Reply
why is pinkstew painted green?
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