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153212: computer hanging irl old_computer sonnenrad tranny troon variant:bernd windows
computer hanging irl old_computer sonnenrad tranny troon variant:bernd windows // 4000x2250 // 581.3KB
avatar rarplier - Reply
>raisinty 10toXP theme

>discord

>anime figures

yep, it's Larping Time!
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
I think I have seen this image before
avatar Admre - Reply
Op looking at xer selfies
avatar Chud1 - Reply
how did you get epx7fclhdrp's photos on ts old ass cumputer
avatar chicken - Reply
muh heckin gigaold
avatar Flute - Reply
holy ugly person setup
@Admre:
trvthnuke
avatar Yohannen - Reply
>Oh my comfort show! Is that a nostalgerino windows something something 90 o algo setup that was made 20 years before i was born? Time to larp! Trans rights are human rights!
avatar Toilet-G - Reply
Three jimbos on the computer monitor
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@rarplier: worst part is xe's probably using windowblinds for that xp theme
avatar emerald - Reply
3 trevors
16139: beard glasses hair mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:terfjak
beard glasses hair mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:terfjak // 233x308 // 35.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
he doesn't even look soy, its just a guy with a beard smiling
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
24591: angry bloodshot_eyes disgusting fume glasses open_mouth rage red red_eyes red_skin smoke soyjak stubble variant:feraljak yellow_teeth
angry bloodshot_eyes disgusting fume glasses open_mouth rage red red_eyes red_skin smoke soyjak stubble variant:feraljak yellow_teeth // 1500x1500 // 494.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
another feral gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
one less civilized coal
avatar Chud3 - Reply
He red, he selfish, and he got yellow teethe
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Blood vaporizing gem
151650: fundamental_paper_education glasses i_love loaf open_mouth pointing stubble transheart variant:shirtjak zip zip_(fundamental_paper_education)
fundamental_paper_education glasses i_love loaf open_mouth pointing stubble transheart variant:shirtjak zip zip_(fundamental_paper_education) // 618x559 // 33.6KB

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avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
'toss absolute_state approval approver arm award brown_skin button coal english_text hand jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog meta:namefags minecraft monitor nails oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag painted_nails pooneshit pooneshit_pedo screen screenshot soybooru stinky sweating text thrembo variant:alicia vivo_endive wire
avatar szor - Reply
i am so tired of the childlessness, this joke is literally like so not like funny at all like its literally like so immature and stuff, like you literally have to grow up
avatar topazg - Reply
@szor: literally said literally 3 times in 1 sentence
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Stop
avatar szor - Reply
Resentment can grow quietly without much warning after a storm. Mushrooms can too.
avatar plox - Reply
gem
avatar Ghostguy338 - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: jimbrap gets forced to approve brimstone, so does every approver
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar Chud - Reply
@emerald: why are his glasses the same color as fem emerald's husband's bbc?
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: 3soyjaks brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ brown_skin buff bug crossed_arms fastest_brapped_up_post_⚠️⚠️⚠️ fly frame hair looking_at_you marker meta:namefags meta:river_leaking_in_the_replies packgod pen sad sitting speech_bubble stink_lines subvariant:mexiaryan text thought_bubble trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user)
163153: central_intelligence_agency coloring_book doll_(user) dust flumpty_bumpty froot glowing meta:namefags mutt nigger quote series:anything_is_more_ias_than_vlodson soot soyjak_party tranny trend:aryan variant:unknown
central_intelligence_agency coloring_book doll_(user) dust flumpty_bumpty froot glowing meta:namefags mutt nigger quote series:anything_is_more_ias_than_vlodson soot soyjak_party tranny trend:aryan variant:unknown // 920x958 // 33.5KB
avatar dinghington - Reply
This is my super cool awesome variant that will destroy cobson and save da site
avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
what the fuck is this geg
avatar dinghington - Reply
@QuickSlaughter: this is the next big thing
avatar PinkStew - Reply
still more ias than vlodraisin
avatar PinkStew - Reply
evendoe the game creator is diddyblud
avatar finocide - Reply
flumptey
avatar GoyRoyaleWon - Reply
basedgitz fan above me ^
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@GoyRoyaleWon: wow imagine being so childish you enjoy flashgitz unfunny anti furry humor and not my ugly personslop furry indieslop cartoon of the month
avatar Thub - Reply
my next post is a long listen, but bear with me as I'm writing this whole thing myself
161537: beard big_mouth extended_mouth glasses irl irl_soy james_youniverse poster reaction realistic superman variant:james_youniverse
beard big_mouth extended_mouth glasses irl irl_soy james_youniverse poster reaction realistic superman variant:james_youniverse // 343x797 // 353.8KB
avatar sprnurse - Reply
nas
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Jak him
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
Old Gigahcad on the left of the original image
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
@Spanish_Chud: *original meme format*
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
6728: glasses looking_down ominous open_mouth scared screaming shadow soyjak stubble tongue variant:gapejak
glasses looking_down ominous open_mouth scared screaming shadow soyjak stubble tongue variant:gapejak // 600x800 // 952.4KB
avatar basedandredpilled - Reply
gemmy
avatar Chud1 - Reply
2
avatar H3K - Reply
Horrified gem
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy, wonder what he saw
74301: beard brown_hair closed_mouth dan ear glasses soybooru stubble variant:quanjak
beard brown_hair closed_mouth dan ear glasses soybooru stubble variant:quanjak // 640x640 // 10.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Brimstone
avatar Chud2 - Reply
work work, but is your skin is the sames as your heading for the world to see, never eat never a, cry when it falls.,
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
29590: alien blue_background cartoon closed_mouth etno frown glasses large_nose lips looking_at_you purple_skin red_eyes red_nose soyjak space_goofs stubble variant:cobson
alien blue_background cartoon closed_mouth etno frown glasses large_nose lips looking_at_you purple_skin red_eyes red_nose soyjak space_goofs stubble variant:cobson // 775x849 // 46.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
GemGoofs
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Obscure gem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
>Five little gemmies were riding through 'space, their soyship broke and they fell into this place. They gotta 'et out but they 'on't 'now 'ow, So they're jakking and jakking in this spine-tingling house.

>La la la, la la la la la la, we like gemmy gems. (And there's the little 'een saying!)

>La la la, la la la la la la, we like gemmy gems. (And everyjak says!)

>La la la, la la la la la la, we like gemmy gems!
avatar Chud4 - Reply
french grm
avatar Chud5 - Reply
*gem
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
3988: beard bloodshot_eyes christianity clothes crying glasses god grey_hair hair hanging mustache open_mouth rope soyjak suicide tongue variant:bernd white_skin yellow_teeth
beard bloodshot_eyes christianity clothes crying glasses god grey_hair hair hanging mustache open_mouth rope soyjak suicide tongue variant:bernd white_skin yellow_teeth // 768x719 // 65.4KB

showing 10 of 17 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
vantablack brimstone that ruined all of the OP's chances for gonig into gemmyHeaven
avatar Chud - Reply
purewhite gemstone that ruined all of the OP's chances for going into noonHell
avatar Chud - Reply
Blasphemous Dust
avatar Chud - Reply
Satan won.
avatar Chud - Reply
>God isn't real you fucking christgreedy person!

>Posts this raisin on the 'ru

Terminate goy cattle by lethal injections
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud:
>I'm 14 year old depressed virgin looser finding entrainment in edgy goyslop to own da [invisible Boogeyman]

Fixed it for you, now go back because dinner is ready!
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: kiss yourself Demonic_Passion
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Blasphemous antimatter
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
146489: award awards big_lips blue_skin fat flying green_eyes minecraft night red_lips scary subvariant:branigger variant:brandon
award awards big_lips blue_skin fat flying green_eyes minecraft night red_lips scary subvariant:branigger variant:brandon // 1583x1486 // 98.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
1. Falsenvke
2. Minecraft for soykids
avatar Yohannen - Reply
what is this even about
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Yohannen: mongroft
avatar Chud3 - Reply
I fucking hate these things. I don't know which I hate more, these or the motherbraping snoons
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Geg
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
108389: bad_breath bloodshot_eyes brown_skin cracked_teeth crying fat glasses hair jewish_nose judaism lips mutt nose open_mouth orange_eyes purple_hair reddit snoo stink_lines stinky stubble subvariant:bantumutt teeth tongue tranny variant:meximutt variant:soyak yellow_sclera yellow_teeth
bad_breath bloodshot_eyes brown_skin cracked_teeth crying fat glasses hair jewish_nose judaism lips mutt nose open_mouth orange_eyes purple_hair reddit snoo stink_lines stinky stubble subvariant:bantumutt teeth tongue tranny variant:meximutt variant:soyak yellow_sclera yellow_teeth // 550x848 // 31.5KB
avatar metatagme - Reply
Holy crap, who doxxed Circus_2?
avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@metatagme:
TADC is rent free in your mind
avatar isaacAR8 - Reply
cataracts circus_2_(namefag) discord discord_logo_facial_mark domino ear facial_mark fast_adaptation(namefag) fnf_pedo jax_(the_amazing_digital_circus) jax_pedo lips meta:namefags nigger overalls pedophile speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:chudplier teeth the_amazing_digital_circus tooth variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar metatagme - Reply
@Circus_2: you're so pathetic, ferret, you fail at tagebait, you lose every conversation, you are 8 years old child locked in an adult-ass' body who goons to ugly person cartoon. You are contemptible
avatar metatagme - Reply
*ragebait
avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@isaacAR8:
avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@metatagme:
...
avatar Chud1 - Reply
ChipsFan69...
avatar trevor - Reply
black_skin flag:turkiye red_lips red_shirt seething soyjak subvariant:brazilmutt turk turkiye turkroach tvrkaryan variant:meximutt
avatar emerald - Reply
Trevor
15447: ear glasses smile soyjak stubble trend:colorjak variant:microplasticsjak
ear glasses smile soyjak stubble trend:colorjak variant:microplasticsjak // 464x446 // 29.4KB
avatar Ascence - Reply
brimstone
avatar xerox - Reply
this ferret got assburgers
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@emerald: shut the fuck up ferret
67821: arm closed_mouth clothes front_facing full_body glasses gun hair hand sam_hyde subvariant:chudjak_front template variant:chudjak
arm closed_mouth clothes front_facing full_body glasses gun hair hand sam_hyde subvariant:chudjak_front template variant:chudjak // 1183x1200 // 42.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Simple but cool
avatar Gringoslayer1488 - Reply
vnbothered gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Gem
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
Gemmish iron
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Samuel hyde Gem
avatar czechozelliger - Reply
Gemmy Gem
avatar Chud4 - Reply
samuyil hydenko is ukrainian btw
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Sam Hyde GEM
avatar emerald - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
163190: eyes face forehead_lines glasses neutral nose stubble subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background upside_down variant:markiplier_soyjak
eyes face forehead_lines glasses neutral nose stubble subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background upside_down variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 144.9KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
why are pliers raping the log
avatar Beauregard - Reply
@Chud: we're laughing at you in the 'plier cord
163185: bald glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier toy variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background worm worm_on_a_string
bald glasses looking_at_you object_on_head series:objectplier stubble subvariant:neutralplier toy variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background worm worm_on_a_string // 600x800 // 70.8KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
what even is this?
162972: brimstone glasses handsome ias ias_to_be_kept retard screaming tounge tounge_out variant:spedjak
brimstone glasses handsome ias ias_to_be_kept retard screaming tounge tounge_out variant:spedjak // 828x761 // 20.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
blaaaaah
avatar Pineapple - Reply
Finally, a good, original nuvariant
avatar Chud2 - Reply
why is his beard the color of pinkstew?
avatar finocide - Reply
<a href="https://soybooru.com/post/view/162972">
avatar finocide - Reply
<>162972<>
avatar finocide - Reply
how do i do this ferret raisin
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@finocide: nusoicacas...
avatar emerald - Reply
@finocide:
[.thumb.]id of a post[./thumb.]

Remove the dots
gigatwerk
avatar finocide - Reply
@emerald: ty gartenGOD
163079: emerald emerald_(namefag) femerald flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban green_skin hello_my_name_is_(sticker) lips meta:namefags pride_flag subvariant:terryjak transgender_flag variant:gapejak variant:meximutt
emerald emerald_(namefag) femerald flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag garten_of_banban green_skin hello_my_name_is_(sticker) lips meta:namefags pride_flag subvariant:terryjak transgender_flag variant:gapejak variant:meximutt // 888x849 // 107.2KB

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avatar John8_44 - Reply

avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44:
black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44: @John8_44:
black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@emerald: @emerald:
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@emerald: @emerald:
avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: @John8_44:
black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: @John8_44:
black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera black_skin flag flag:lesotho flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:turkiye garten_of_banban gemeraldiest_comments_section💎💎💎enter_as_you_please💎💎💎 john8_44_(namefag) meta:namefags name_tag namefags red_lips speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background vantablack_skin variant:meximutt yellow_sclera
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@emerald: @emerald:
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@emerald:
avatar Thub - Reply
stop it!
163158: black_hair buhanka_chan char:kenneth_del_duca char:varvara_(nul1um) closed_eyes copy:mariverse green_eyes guitar hanging international_legion long_hair map_(pedophile) pedophile red_hair short_hair tranny transgender_flag ukrainian_flag ukrainian_insurgent_army variant:bernd
black_hair buhanka_chan char:kenneth_del_duca char:varvara_(nul1um) closed_eyes copy:mariverse green_eyes guitar hanging international_legion long_hair map_(pedophile) pedophile red_hair short_hair tranny transgender_flag ukrainian_flag ukrainian_insurgent_army variant:bernd // 1500x1500 // 754.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
branoon hands made this
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Go back to noonhell
avatar finocide - Reply
very homosexual
avatar Pineapple - Reply
nas coal
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
you have to go back
avatar Chud3 - Reply
it's homosexual noon raisin
avatar Chud4 - Reply
I liking post coal, saar
avatar Dzagir - Reply
Go back
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