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High effort gem
I saw this on Free Draw. Absolute gemerald.
raisincilian coal
I heard a woproach brap above me
^massive BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP above me
average cockroach
why is the roblox noob climbing on the wall
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@fexil dis u?
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Gregnintsen
noon ts raisin raping me to death :sob::fingers_crossed:
this should be a variant
nobody looks like this
nobody FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THAT
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better than 99% of the catalog
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@dap_chhuon: I wish we could find another developer
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a flamboyant person. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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