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163494: full_body katana manga messy_hair miyamoto_musashi praying side_profile traced vagabond variant:cobson
full_body katana manga messy_hair miyamoto_musashi praying side_profile traced vagabond variant:cobson // 620x787 // 112.3KB
avatar Chud1 January 20, 2026; 07:41 - Reply
add kungfu to the tags pls
avatar metatagme January 20, 2026; 08:02 - Reply
Built for big american nvke
avatar custard January 20, 2026; 08:03 - Reply
Would make more sense to be chud
@Chud: Makes no sense because he was swordsman
avatar ronnieson2 January 20, 2026; 08:22 - Reply
@custard: chud's personality doesnt really fit vagabond's musashi
117658: female fingergirl genderbend monster ribbon rule_63 series:foidjaks subvariant:bridget subvariant:fingerboy subvariant:fingergirl template variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:bernd variant:gapejak wing woman
female fingergirl genderbend monster ribbon rule_63 series:foidjaks subvariant:bridget subvariant:fingerboy subvariant:fingergirl template variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:bernd variant:gapejak wing woman // 1500x1000 // 72.4KB
avatar Alfietheboorufag May 14, 2025; 11:41 - Reply
toegirl
avatar Chud1 January 20, 2026; 08:15 - Reply
Made a better quality version https://soybooru.com/post/view/163497
117659: female fingergirl genderbend monster ribbon rule_63 series:foidjaks subvariant:bridget subvariant:fingerboy subvariant:fingergirl template variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:bernd variant:gapejak woman
female fingergirl genderbend monster ribbon rule_63 series:foidjaks subvariant:bridget subvariant:fingerboy subvariant:fingergirl template variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:bernd variant:gapejak woman // 1500x1000 // 70.0KB
avatar Chud1 June 12, 2025; 20:18 - Reply
Gooning to this
avatar SanrioWABAG June 12, 2025; 20:20 - Reply
NAS
avatar SanrioWABAG June 12, 2025; 20:20 - Reply
>rating: IAS

Are we jannies this specialed?
avatar jewishautismaward78 June 12, 2025; 20:20 - Reply
@Chud: blond blue_eyes fact flag:turkiye forced_meme glasses series:countryaryan_gem! series:genre_defining serious stubble tengrism trend:aryan turkaryan turkiye tvrkaryan variant:cobson white_background white_skin
avatar Chud2 January 20, 2026; 07:20 - Reply
Ill make a better version that is IAS
avatar Chud3 January 20, 2026; 07:22 - Reply
@Chud: forgor to add ill do this by sourcing the smile from a24
avatar Chud4 January 20, 2026; 08:15 - Reply
@Chud: https://soybooru.com/post/view/163497 I made good on my promise
62889: better_call_saul breaking_bad howard_hamlin neutral subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
better_call_saul breaking_bad howard_hamlin neutral subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1580x1080 // 229.7KB
avatar metatagme January 20, 2026; 08:10 - Reply
raisin Gilligan carees aboumt
62848: closed_mouth clothes eyebrows front_facing full_body glasses hair heart neutral sign subvariant:chuddy tattoo tattoos text variant:chudjak
closed_mouth clothes eyebrows front_facing full_body glasses hair heart neutral sign subvariant:chuddy tattoo tattoos text variant:chudjak // 487x549 // 34.1KB
avatar jewishautismaward78 January 16, 2026; 22:18 - Reply
why is his hair the color of a common, whitest
tvrkgemmy?
avatar John8_44 January 20, 2026; 05:40 - Reply
Gem
avatar metatagme January 20, 2026; 08:09 - Reply
subvariant:muscular_chud fits better IMO
127296: /pol/tard bald big_lips british closed_mouth cuckjeet eyebrows glasses incel iris lips retarded stubble thick_eyebrows variant:cuckjeet
poltard bald big_lips british closed_mouth cuckjeet eyebrows glasses incel iris lips retarded stubble thick_eyebrows variant:cuckjeet // 470x470 // 4.7KB
avatar jewishautismaward78 July 19, 2025; 02:57 - Reply
why is his beard the colour of
tvrkgemmy?
avatar Chud1 July 30, 2025; 04:33 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud2 August 26, 2025; 04:19 - Reply
gem nuvariant?
avatar metatagme January 20, 2026; 08:04 - Reply
this nuvariant was traced from the 16+ years old photo of a russian neonazi guy
49188: 3_eyes black_skin facial_mark faith_the_unholy_trinity forehead_mark glasses open_mouth red_skin soyjak stubble sunglasses third_eye variant:el_perro_rabioso
3_eyes black_skin facial_mark faith_the_unholy_trinity forehead_mark glasses open_mouth red_skin soyjak stubble sunglasses third_eye variant:el_perro_rabioso // 427x400 // 70.9KB
avatar H3K June 17, 2025; 07:36 - Reply
kino game
avatar OPShredder July 8, 2025; 05:34 - Reply
"gary us a normal human being just like you and m-ACK!!!!"
avatar H3K July 8, 2025; 05:40 - Reply
@OPShredder: geg
avatar Chud1 January 20, 2026; 07:48 - Reply
incomprehensible
159000: black_background hollow_eyes homestuck jade_harley meta:get rose_lalonde scared screenshot subvariant:hornyson subvariant:soyak_(concerned) swastika variant:cobson white_skin
black_background hollow_eyes homestuck jade_harley meta:get rose_lalonde scared screenshot subvariant:hornyson subvariant:soyak_(concerned) swastika variant:cobson white_skin // 1600x1600 // 533.7KB

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avatar Polyik January 5, 2026; 21:44 - Reply
@Tho420: no, my soysona issa nuke op from ss14
avatar retard January 5, 2026; 21:44 - Reply
everything I dont like is 'p
avatar Polyik January 5, 2026; 21:46 - Reply
@Polyik:
https://wiki.ss14.su/role/nuclearoperative.png
avatar xerox January 5, 2026; 22:15 - Reply
homestuck wnbag
avatar asstrophy January 6, 2026; 04:33 - Reply
alright this has to be taking the mick
avatar Chud January 6, 2026; 16:30 - Reply
Why are homestuck ugly persons Obessed with animal penis
avatar Alfietheboorufag January 6, 2026; 16:34 - Reply
@Chud: Let's throw 'em into the woodchipper
avatar Polyik January 7, 2026; 07:41 - Reply
@Chud: idk but it's literally canon
avatar MitchellWerbell January 20, 2026; 07:26 - Reply
Didn't Andrew Gassy give the rights to Homesuck to some diddyblud who wrote this canon?
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 07:29 - Reply
@MitchellWerbell: well soot gave sharty to kvz, original creators seem to hand their raisin to diddybluds quite often........
163444: amphibian frog looking_at_you nas:pepe nose nostrils pepe_the_frog sidson sidson_city splicejak teeth variant:sidson white_skin
amphibian frog looking_at_you nas:pepe nose nostrils pepe_the_frog sidson sidson_city splicejak teeth variant:sidson white_skin // 720x651 // 147.5KB
avatar finocide January 20, 2026; 01:49 - Reply
i hate it
avatar dinghington January 20, 2026; 02:14 - Reply
Did you know vinluv raped his grandma? I thought that was interesting
avatar Chud1 January 20, 2026; 03:55 - Reply
@dinghington: lie nvke
avatar Chud2 January 20, 2026; 07:25 - Reply
Vinluv are you forcing your fat fetish on the sharty? Answer this question right now
163222: ascence_(user) award big_lips big_nose brimcoal discord hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) joel_(user) larp meta:namefags nose sockpuppet stubble subvariant:brazilmutt tape transgender_flag transheart trevor_(user) variant:meximutt
ascence_(user) award big_lips big_nose brimcoal discord hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) joel_(user) larp meta:namefags nose sockpuppet stubble subvariant:brazilmutt tape transgender_flag transheart trevor_(user) variant:meximutt // 816x818 // 37.6KB
avatar Black_Watch January 19, 2026; 04:18 - Reply
Joel did say he's not trevor doe.
avatar trevor January 19, 2026; 04:25 - Reply
@Black_Watch: its joel posting this logged out
i don't think anybody else but joel draws like this
avatar thrembo88 January 19, 2026; 04:29 - Reply
@trevor: You logged out?
avatar Chud1 January 19, 2026; 04:33 - Reply
I knew it!
avatar Chud2 January 19, 2026; 04:35 - Reply
joel in the big '26
avatar Chud3 January 19, 2026; 05:57 - Reply
@Black_Watch: If Joel is Trevor, then why would he admit that he is?
avatar metatagme January 19, 2026; 06:49 - Reply
I bet on Gill Koyim
avatar MenstrualCykill January 19, 2026; 06:56 - Reply
@metatagme: it's believable
avatar Chud4 January 20, 2026; 07:23 - Reply
Geeg
52098: artist:hellcat ditto full_body glasses no_nose open_mouth pokemon purple purple_skin series:gotta_'jak_'em_all small_eyes soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:soyak video_game
artist:hellcat ditto full_body glasses no_nose open_mouth pokemon purple purple_skin series:gotta_'jak_'em_all small_eyes soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:soyak video_game // 503x425 // 4.8KB
avatar Chud1 September 27, 2023; 09:22 - Reply
Why do the roaches self insert as white I thought they were karaboga
avatar Chud2 September 30, 2023; 00:16 - Reply
Made for Big Trainer Cock
avatar Chud3 January 19, 2026; 21:22 - Reply
Vaporeon was NEVER compatible for breeding with humans! Firstly, they're not even in the Human-Like egg group, and most of them are male anyway. Since the 4chan post warped the facts about Vaporeon's biology, I'll now clear things up. Hydration only works in the rain, and Water Absorb, which is way more dangerous, as I'll elaborate soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you pull out. Trust me, I used to clean sperm bank toilets. Their eel-like skin makes it impossible to grope them too. Also, what the 4chan post didn't mention is that Vaporeon has hydrokinetic abilities, meaning it can create Kyogre-like tsunamis at will, and thanks to moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, and Hyper Beam, Vaporeon has countless ways to end you. It can also learn Detect and Toxic, so don't explore that "deep sea cave" for "treasure." It's not worth it. Vaporeon can force the very same water it can control to enter a person's orifice until they explode, as well as enter any human orifice itself, just like the candiru fish, eventually reaching any organ in the body and rupturing it thanks to its water-based biology. This then allows Vaporeon to exit the newly created corpse easily. Now here's the ghastly truth about Water Absorb: since humans are 65% water, if a Vaporeon were inside a human body, it could absorb the water until the human was nothing more than a withered husk. I mean, this thing is a bloody vampire. Oh, and fun fact: if a Vaporeon rematerialized while inside your urethra, your weiner would instantly explode. As for the moves Vaporeon can use to make itself horny, the rest of its kin can learn those too. Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon, who actually has more results on Rule 34 and e621 than Vaporeon, have higher Defense stats that blow Vaporeon out of the water any day of the week. Acid Armor won't change that. Finally, Ditto exists.
avatar PinkStew January 19, 2026; 21:23 - Reply
@Chud: "nah bro 2023 booru was great i swear"
avatar Chud4 January 20, 2026; 07:13 - Reply
pink stew mad there were no children being groomed
avatar MenstrualCykill January 20, 2026; 07:17 - Reply
@Chud: geg
105456: breasts clothes glasses hair looking_to_the_left open_mouth soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:soyak
breasts clothes glasses hair looking_to_the_left open_mouth soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:soyak // 1080x1062 // 462.9KB

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avatar Demonic_Passion February 24, 2025; 19:01 - Reply
@Chud:
Keep seething, goyporn won
avatar Chud February 24, 2025; 19:02 - Reply
THIS POST IS JARTYchad APPROVED
:white_check_mark
white_check_mark
white_check_mark::white_check_mark:
avatar Chud February 24, 2025; 22:56 - Reply
>looking to the left

Evendoe in xer prespective xhe's looking to the right
avatar Chud March 3, 2025; 15:06 - Reply
Oh my fauci... she is so built for BIG WHITE VACCINES
avatar Chud March 3, 2025; 15:09 - Reply
IRAQI-NORWEGIAN GEMERALD
avatar Warrior-Z March 3, 2025; 22:03 - Reply
@Chud: Piss off, will ya?
avatar jimbo December 2, 2025; 23:04 - Reply
gem
avatar MoistPepper December 2, 2025; 23:05 - Reply
@jimbo: stop
avatar trevor January 19, 2026; 22:28 - Reply
@Demonic_Passion: smoot stop
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 07:11 - Reply
based and trevorpilled image
129441: 2024 benjamin_netanyahu capitalism china democrat flag flag:israel flag:nato israel joe_biden kamala_harris lgbt liberal nato ukraine variant:bernd variant:markiplier_soyjak
2024 benjamin_netanyahu capitalism china democrat flag flag:israel flag:nato israel joe_biden kamala_harris lgbt liberal nato ukraine variant:bernd variant:markiplier_soyjak // 616x666 // 136.0KB

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avatar Chud July 24, 2025; 23:59 - Reply
So we're supposed to both phull sapport Ruzzia AND let sandniagaraids blow up ytpipo over their "heckin' indigenous land"? Crypto-tankie ugly personpost brimstone.
avatar Chud July 25, 2025; 00:05 - Reply
^chuddy zionist diddycon with diddy-ahh epstein particles above me
avatar Chud July 28, 2025; 23:02 - Reply
biggest trvthnvke posted here in years
avatar Chud August 16, 2025; 17:13 - Reply
pignoondiddybrim
avatar Chud August 16, 2025; 17:14 - Reply
Jimbo logged out here, i eat my own raisin and fuck it
avatar Chud September 2, 2025; 06:48 - Reply
gem and 'nvke
avatar Chud January 19, 2026; 22:22 - Reply
TRVTH NVKE
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 07:05 - Reply
accurategrenade
avatar ConservativeWaluigi January 20, 2026; 07:09 - Reply
Even doe libtards hate Israel for killing those heckin wholesomerino BIPOC mudslim sandnoon folx in Palestine
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 07:10 - Reply
waluisrael
163482: beanie clothes hair nophono soy soylent subnas:nophono subvariant:notan suit suit_and_tie tentacle tentacles variant:soytan
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avatar loot January 20, 2026; 04:55 - Reply
raisin not even novorundi cares about
avatar NotaSoyak January 20, 2026; 06:38 - Reply
What does Notan cares aboud?
avatar MenstrualCykill January 20, 2026; 06:39 - Reply
Nophono's girlfriend looks like this
avatar Chud1 January 20, 2026; 06:48 - Reply
@NotaSoyak: nuggen nardee nagugu noon nemmies
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arm bloodshot_eyes crying distorted eyes_popping funko_pop glasses glowing glowing_eyes hand hands_up open_mouth soyjak star_wars statue stretched_mouth stubble subvariant:cryboy_et subvariant:waow text thick_eyebrows tongue variant:et variant:soyak yellow_teeth // 960x754 // 671.3KB

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avatar Chud May 9, 2023; 13:07 - Reply
>Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the raisin
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 06:28 - Reply
TRVKE
avatar ConservativeWaluigi January 20, 2026; 06:31 - Reply
George Floyd?
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 06:33 - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: oh herro me amu chinese if you prease chingy chang wong
avatar ConservativeWaluigi January 20, 2026; 06:36 - Reply
@Chud: Obsessed with me
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 06:37 - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi:
^eats cats and dogs
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 06:41 - Reply
@Chud:
>Chinese ev&doe xe's KKKQREVN

GookGODS are thirsted after by every woman on the planet btw only due to Korean's intense nationalism and loyalty to their own the entire white race hasn't become Korea's concubines in the KNWO, evry whitetard loves kpop, Korea won, AZNs VVQN, whitetards lost (as usual), I'm Malay btw if it matters.
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 06:43 - Reply
@Chud: nobaldi cares
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 06:47 - Reply
@Chud: whitetard leakage
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 06:47 - Reply
@Chud: im not white im a black skinned gemmy
159927: animal animal_ears award badge blond cat cat_ear closed_mouth clothes ear glasses grey_shirt hair looking_at_you medal nate nate_higgers red_shirt stubble text transparent_background variant:catjak_(alternate)
animal animal_ears award badge blond cat cat_ear closed_mouth clothes ear glasses grey_shirt hair looking_at_you medal nate nate_higgers red_shirt stubble text transparent_background variant:catjak_(alternate) // 597x680 // 16.3KB
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 8, 2026; 11:11 - Reply
brimcoal
avatar Jones January 8, 2026; 11:12 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: what else am i supposed to post then? also did you figure out the reason my uncjak post got deleted
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 8, 2026; 11:13 - Reply
@Jones: idk mustard was only on while i was sleeping
avatar ToleTole512 January 20, 2026; 06:15 - Reply
They done remake my tolejak ferret!
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arm bottle brown_skin clothes corporate_memphis drinking drinking_soylent full_body globohomo hand holding_bottle holding_object holding_soylent leg man_bun minimalism open_mouth plastic_bottle soy soylent soylent_bottle stubble subvariant:soyak_soymilk tvrkaryan variant:soyak yellow_background // 805x1138 // 131.3KB

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avatar ConservativeWaluigi September 30, 2025; 05:55 - Reply
greedy personish brimstone
Why do greedy people love this design so much? It's just ugly.
avatar OPShredder September 30, 2025; 05:56 - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: Because they love ugliness and evil
avatar dap September 30, 2025; 06:01 - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: it's easy to replicate meaning less spending on designing/animating stuff. corpos like it because all they care about is profits
avatar Chud September 30, 2025; 06:15 - Reply
@dap_chhuon:
>all they care about is profits

>goyim lives dont matter, oy vey!

>goyim dont need sense of beauty, let's just use ai so we dont have to pay artists o mishehu

k1kes as they are
avatar Silberfisch September 30, 2025; 06:24 - Reply
@dap_chhuon: Under communism, creativity gains special importance, because it is the one truly human quality that cannot be replaced or reduced to routine just saying, also notice how the first thing they did was replace everything that gave humans joy with AI, while all the soulless, repetitive work is still done by people who don't even get the minimum wage.
avatar RisottoGOD September 30, 2025; 06:57 - Reply
Frutnoon Aerthough won.
This design is the ugliest form of coal and companies that use it glow brightly
avatar RisottoGOD September 30, 2025; 06:58 - Reply
@Silberfisch: Fair point award
avatar Chud September 30, 2025; 10:25 - Reply
@Chud:
>IP: Istanbul

...
avatar TwnkH8er January 20, 2026; 06:13 - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: Even doe it's a parody
avatar ConservativeWaluigi January 20, 2026; 06:13 - Reply
@TwnkH8er: Yeah but it still pisses me off
160785: arrow fat_nigger greentext hanging happy_merchant israel kike kikenigger talmud tkd total_kike_death total_kike_destruction tranny troon variant:meximutt
arrow fat_nigger greentext hanging happy_merchant israel kike kikenigger talmud tkd total_kike_death total_kike_destruction tranny troon variant:meximutt // 699x672 // 194.5KB
avatar playinghand January 10, 2026; 11:45 - Reply
ESWATINI this
avatar loot January 10, 2026; 11:47 - Reply
geg greedy people invented lgbtqabcdefg flamboyant personry first
avatar Olgol January 10, 2026; 11:48 - Reply
The other 6 genders seem more akin to gender roles. So this is blatant misinfo
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 10, 2026; 11:49 - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar Yohannen January 10, 2026; 11:53 - Reply
gillcacas...
avatar Admre January 10, 2026; 12:13 - Reply
Tumtum sahur
avatar Brandt January 10, 2026; 12:19 - Reply
US PERSIgemmyS ALL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW

blond_beard blue_eyes fact_sign faravahar iran iranian iranigger looking_at_you persia persian series:countryaryan_gem! variant:cobson zoroastrian zoroastrianism
avatar Chud1 January 11, 2026; 01:34 - Reply
I'm sure most greedy people don't even know what the last ones are
avatar TwnkH8er January 20, 2026; 05:55 - Reply
>Zionist-Y

beard greyscale meta:not_oc nas:gigachad old subnas:old_gigachad
162055: 2soyjaks ack bloodshot_eyes boxing boxing_glove crying fight glasses punch series:soyjaks_killing_chuds smile subvariant:patrick template transparent_background variant:bernd variant:chudjak
2soyjaks ack bloodshot_eyes boxing boxing_glove crying fight glasses punch series:soyjaks_killing_chuds smile subvariant:patrick template transparent_background variant:bernd variant:chudjak // 1013x700 // 51.6KB
avatar GapeNewell January 14, 2026; 22:14 - Reply
gem
avatar trevor January 14, 2026; 22:23 - Reply
me in the back
avatar Nobody1 January 14, 2026; 22:24 - Reply
Crazy hand
avatar beefsoup January 14, 2026; 22:24 - Reply
@trevor: beating le kurdphobic bigots
avatar Marbles January 15, 2026; 16:53 - Reply
Gem
avatar MrMemer January 20, 2026; 05:41 - Reply
@Marbles: kiss yourself averi noon
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