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42132: 1483 3soyjaks black_skin blue_eyes brown_eyes brown_skin catholic christianity closed_mouth clothes glasses greece greek_catholic_church green_eyes hair hat orthodox_church orthodox_cross pipeline priest smile soyjak stubble teeth text variant:cobson
1483 3soyjaks black_skin blue_eyes brown_eyes brown_skin catholic christianity closed_mouth clothes glasses greece greek_catholic_church green_eyes hair hat orthodox_church orthodox_cross pipeline priest smile soyjak stubble teeth text variant:cobson // 2163x1163 // 212.7KB

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avatar Chud June 15, 2023; 07:31 - Reply
@Chud: latins are Le bad even though some of his women are cute and hot as fuck
avatar Chud June 15, 2023; 07:32 - Reply
@Chud:*latinx, spanish
avatar Chud June 15, 2023; 07:33 - Reply
^raisinsskin
avatar Chud June 15, 2023; 07:47 - Reply
Still cobson nonetheless so it’s cool
avatar Chud September 11, 2023; 23:31 - Reply
>Eugh in the united states of the WEFslop israel worshippers most Catholics are of non judeo-anglo descent meaning erm dey non white

'mutts mindbroken
avatar Chud April 17, 2024; 17:43 - Reply
obsessed coal
avatar GemersonLakeAndPalmer January 5, 2025; 17:04 - Reply
Last one should be Ethiopian Orthodox Church.
avatar ConservativeWaluigi January 20, 2026; 12:52 - Reply
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 20, 2026; 12:54 - Reply
2 jimbraps
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 20, 2026; 12:54 - Reply
The normal person to oneshot fan pipeline
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bait christianity clothes glasses happy_merchant open_mouth priest soyjak stubble text variant:soyak // 667x500 // 36.1KB
avatar jewishautismaward78 September 4, 2024; 01:06 - Reply
more p#gan and a#heist delusions because johnson, ugly personing out, and consooming is 90% commited by at#hiest and p#gan
avatar Chud1 September 4, 2024; 01:34 - Reply
[url=site://post/view/82291#c531573]@greedy personishautismaward78[/url]: there are more and more lgbt churches and christians by the day, especially in america. Keep coping xchad though
avatar Chud2 September 4, 2024; 01:44 - Reply
^raisinskin diddyugly persongreedy person rapist^
avatar Chud3 September 4, 2024; 15:10 - Reply
@Chud: those arent even churches, they are only using the name of jesus for attention, they are inheritanly heretical and only follow social agendas, not the bible, just cause something has the word "church" on it, doesnt mean it teaches christianity
avatar Chud4 September 11, 2024; 21:49 - Reply
greedy person coal
avatar Flute January 20, 2026; 12:42 - Reply
Shill noondust
avatar NemanjaVidih January 20, 2026; 12:42 - Reply
paganoon made by satanist ugly person die die die
avatar Chud5 January 20, 2026; 12:46 - Reply
@NemanjaVidih made by an absolute CHAD who dropped an absolute TRVTH NVKE
avatar ConservativeWaluigi January 20, 2026; 12:47 - Reply
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
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big_breasts bikini breasts froot glasses leaf meta:not_oc orange_skin series:bikinijaks stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak tinted_glasses transparent_background upper_body variant:gapejak // 2048x2048 // 371.4KB
avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten January 16, 2026; 03:43 - Reply
immmmm not approving ts dood
avatar cocoschoppenboer January 16, 2026; 05:46 - Reply
anti_froot background belly blacked food froot fruit glasses orange_skin pregnant pubic_hair small_penis smile spade stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak text thigh_highs trans vantablack variant:gapejak
avatar Chud1 January 16, 2026; 05:48 - Reply
@OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten:
>i'm not gonna approve this high effort non rulebreaking IAS post because it hurt my feelings

Suck my cock straight from the back bum ass ferret dick fuck outta here I'm touching myself
avatar Chud2 January 20, 2026; 08:51 - Reply
this is just a ugly person btw
avatar Chud3 January 20, 2026; 12:45 - Reply
@cocoschoppenboer OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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crying gigachad nas:gigachad soldier soldier_hat subvariant:crying_soyak variant:cryboy_soyjak war ww1 // 640x561 // 220.4KB
avatar loot January 20, 2026; 05:04 - Reply
literally cant be killed award
avatar Chauvin2 January 20, 2026; 12:34 - Reply
Ernst Junger did the same
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drawing flag:transgender_pride_flag hair instagram irl purple_hair tranny tranny_artstyle variant:bernd // 612x1088, 14.7s // 14.0MB

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avatar loot December 27, 2025; 15:47 - Reply
wait i think i saw one but fatter
avatar Admre December 27, 2025; 15:54 - Reply
Sisa
avatar trevor December 27, 2025; 15:55 - Reply
unfunny brimcoal
avatar Soyton December 27, 2025; 15:57 - Reply
At least this one is honest about looking like overweight emasculated male
avatar SchizUrabe December 27, 2025; 16:12 - Reply
It looks even more insulting
avatar Chud December 27, 2025; 16:28 - Reply
>this (singular)

>stereotypes (plural)

Why are tiktok ugly persons esl?
avatar Chud December 27, 2025; 17:13 - Reply
nophono looks like this
avatar Chud December 27, 2025; 18:29 - Reply
Looks like a shaved man
I wonder if it's intentional, maybe author of the drawing is on our side?
avatar NemanjaVidih December 29, 2025; 18:36 - Reply
Everyone outside the website holds social democratic views
avatar Doodsgrepen January 20, 2026; 12:33 - Reply
it looks uglier somehow
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ack historical history ottoman_empire ottomans romania subvariant:chudjak_front variant:bernd variant:chudjak vlad_the_impaler // 2484x1200 // 588.0KB

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avatar Chud January 19, 2026; 15:22 - Reply
@korg:
>saxon merchants

>the poor and the sick

>not innocent

ferret
avatar korg January 19, 2026; 15:23 - Reply
@Chud: ok i didn't know about that that's on me
avatar Chud January 19, 2026; 15:25 - Reply
@korg: KEEP TAKING SPELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
avatar FreakyJimbo January 19, 2026; 15:25 - Reply
@Chud:
based
and
balkanpilled
avatar korg January 19, 2026; 15:28 - Reply
That ferret Vlad was crazy
avatar Chud January 19, 2026; 16:29 - Reply
@korg: you have upvoted thousands of posts mocking innocent people
does not make you more christian
avatar Chud January 19, 2026; 16:36 - Reply
@Chud: chadditor going thru someone's past comments and updoots to win an argument geg
avatar StinkyWanger January 20, 2026; 12:01 - Reply
vlad the impaler is one of the most badass ferrets to ever live
avatar beefsoup January 20, 2026; 12:09 - Reply
wise mordvin
gemmy
words above me
aryan blond blue_eyes closed_mouth cyrillic_text facial_mark fact flag flag:mordovia foreign_language glasses holding_object looking_at_you mordovaryan mordovia mordvinaryan russia series:countryaryan_gem! sign text variant:cobson white_background award blue_skin clothes ear flag:mordovia flag:russian_empire hat hitler_mustache meta:namefags mordvinaryan name_tag oklahoma_city_thunder stinkywanger_(namefag) subvariant:muscular_chud sweater variant:chudjak
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 12:30 - Reply
@StinkyWanger: he impaled children and poor people to use as scarecrows, but i already expected that from you
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ai_voice friday_night_funkin' meta:ai_generated meta:high_resolution meta:not_oc muscular_male nas:gigachad sitting talking voice // 890x1092, 10s // 499.5KB
avatar MASLACK January 5, 2026; 11:29 - Reply
>saving economics with FNF
avatar Chud1 January 20, 2026; 12:01 - Reply
Link to ai voiceover pls
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baneposting batman_(series) cia_(the_dark_knight_rises) clothes dc_comics hair nas:bane open_mouth soyjak the_dark_knight_rises variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_skin // 640x730 // 168.2KB
avatar Chud1 January 20, 2026; 11:55 - Reply
i am cia
61007: dm_editor hammer_editor info_player_start meta:tagme source_engine variant:cobson
dm_editor hammer_editor info_player_start meta:tagme source_engine variant:cobson // 721x789 // 6.1KB
avatar metatagme January 20, 2026; 11:42 - Reply
HWABAIPS
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amphibian frog geometry green_skin live_reaction meta:not_oc nas:pepe pepe_the_frog red_lips triangle // 1471x1080 // 122.6KB
avatar Giggerarchive January 20, 2026; 05:19 - Reply
Up
avatar sprnurse January 20, 2026; 05:53 - Reply
@Giggerarchive: is that a
Zgemmy
in my comment section?
avatar Flute January 20, 2026; 07:29 - Reply
@sprnurse:
Woah you spelled noon really wrong
avatar UID_138 January 20, 2026; 07:40 - Reply
what happened to him?
avatar andy January 20, 2026; 11:34 - Reply
Unbothered illuminatrald
133944: amerimutt donald_trump mcdonalds open_mouth steam_engine subvariant:impish_amerimutt teeth teeth_showing traced train trump_train variant:trainjak video voiceover
amerimutt donald_trump mcdonalds open_mouth steam_engine subvariant:impish_amerimutt teeth teeth_showing traced train trump_train variant:trainjak video voiceover // 394x298, 243.5s // 2.4MB

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avatar Chud August 25, 2025; 17:04 - Reply
proswarthy
avatar thrembo88 August 25, 2025; 17:06 - Reply
Antiswarthy haters
avatar congo_aryan August 26, 2025; 02:11 - Reply
jimbo
avatar jimbo August 26, 2025; 02:18 - Reply
congo_gemmy
avatar congo_aryan August 26, 2025; 02:29 - Reply
who turned jimbo into a train?
avatar jimbo August 26, 2025; 02:38 - Reply
congo_gemmy express
avatar congo_aryan August 26, 2025; 02:53 - Reply
jimbo pooner transport
avatar jimbo August 26, 2025; 03:05 - Reply
@congo_gemmy: wow you misspelt congo_gemmy transport really badly there
avatar congo_aryan August 26, 2025; 03:10 - Reply
@jimbo: evendoe it looks just like jimbo, the mutt skin and all
avatar andy January 20, 2026; 11:32 - Reply
Well this is aging like a fine wine!
160192: artist:curtsibling baby coal crying deformed gas gas_chamber glasses holocaust multiple_soyjaks mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble subvariant:emmanuel subvariant:grinlook_poggers subvariant:jacobson subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:its_out_get_in_here variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak voiceover
artist:curtsibling baby coal crying deformed gas gas_chamber glasses holocaust multiple_soyjaks mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble subvariant:emmanuel subvariant:grinlook_poggers subvariant:jacobson subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:its_out_get_in_here variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak voiceover // 380x382, 52.9s // 1.1MB
avatar andy January 20, 2026; 11:31 - Reply
Me mum died in the Holly btw give bucks and social credit
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color crayon eating hand impact_font looking_at_you text variant:impish_soyak_ears white_background // 598x800 // 35.0KB

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avatar Chud January 19, 2026; 23:54 - Reply
kiss yourself red will never be a perfect color
avatar Broot January 19, 2026; 23:56 - Reply
@Chud: Shut yo noon ass up
avatar Chud January 19, 2026; 23:57 - Reply
^defends trans rights
avatar tQQt January 19, 2026; 23:58 - Reply
@Chud: orange is perfect color
avatar Zonky January 19, 2026; 23:59 - Reply
hi
avatar finocide January 20, 2026; 00:01 - Reply
thanmk u
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 00:02 - Reply
i dont want to turn my teeth into red
avatar Fen January 20, 2026; 00:45 - Reply
Thanks bro
avatar mandelbrot January 20, 2026; 01:23 - Reply
@Busmowerman: evendoe everyone knows the black crayon/marker/pencil gets used up first
avatar tQQt January 20, 2026; 11:17 - Reply
@mandelbrot:
FACTNVKE
163372: glasses hand ishowspeed nintendo nose open_mouth retard soy tongue variant:spedjak video_game yoshi
glasses hand ishowspeed nintendo nose open_mouth retard soy tongue variant:spedjak video_game yoshi // 828x761 // 290.4KB
avatar Coemskong January 19, 2026; 20:34 - Reply
Gemmy variant
avatar finocide January 19, 2026; 22:04 - Reply
he has potential but he needs some smart ferret to do something funny with him
avatar trevor January 19, 2026; 22:07 - Reply
no potential
avatar Chud1 January 20, 2026; 11:15 - Reply
@trevor: brown potential
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beard desk eating fart glasses gray_skin irl kiss kissing meta:namefags mist mist_(user) paper printed short_video sitting subvariant:massjak toss variant:gapejak video // 960x720, 23.3s // 22.1MB
avatar finocide January 20, 2026; 00:54 - Reply
is that cum
avatar jacoffbson January 20, 2026; 00:57 - Reply
why
avatar jacoffbson January 20, 2026; 00:58 - Reply
why
avatar jacoffbson January 20, 2026; 00:58 - Reply
why
avatar MenstrualCykill January 20, 2026; 01:40 - Reply
Topaz
avatar trevor January 20, 2026; 01:49 - Reply
pushing 40
avatar weakspaget January 20, 2026; 10:57 - Reply
Geg
163446: finger glasses reaction_image reaction_image_memes shush shushing ssshhh_no_1_gives_a_fuck subvariant:chudjak_front tiktok variant:chudjak
finger glasses reaction_image reaction_image_memes shush shushing ssshhh_no_1_gives_a_fuck subvariant:chudjak_front tiktok variant:chudjak // 499x498 // 74.8KB

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avatar trevor January 20, 2026; 02:17 - Reply
@Chud:
>his

what religion do you think I practice
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 02:20 - Reply
@trevor: Whatever I want it to be
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 02:41 - Reply
@trevor: >grooms kids
I'm not abdul
avatar trevor January 20, 2026; 02:44 - Reply
@Chud: @Chud: die in your rage clittycel
avatar Chauvin2 January 20, 2026; 02:46 - Reply
@trevor: Rare trevor gem
avatar DNBooru January 20, 2026; 02:48 - Reply
>aye mayne, you da real clittycel here

ascence_(user) award big_lips big_nose brimcoal discord hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) joel_(user) larp meta:namefags nose sockpuppet stubble subvariant:brazilmutt tape transgender_flag transheart trevor_(user) variant:meximutt
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 03:26 - Reply
@Chauvin2: trevor ALWAYS wins
avatar Nobody1 January 20, 2026; 03:41 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar SoyNorthropF5 January 20, 2026; 04:17 - Reply
@Chud: tsmt
avatar Flute January 20, 2026; 10:21 - Reply
@trevor: secular phariseic judaism
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blue_eyes chef eyes_like_the_o-o-cean glasses gordon_ramsay hair kitchen open_mouth trend:aryan variant:cobson // 1010x1162 // 57.9KB
avatar Colorlesspy July 8, 2025; 23:29 - Reply
just remembered that I used to watch masterchef just to see his reactions geg
avatar Chud1 July 9, 2025; 00:03 - Reply
2 tags o algo
avatar H3K July 9, 2025; 01:51 - Reply
Gem!
avatar Chud2 July 9, 2025; 06:36 - Reply
Gordon Ramsay is gemmy btw
avatar Alfietheboorufag December 30, 2025; 15:38 - Reply
>FUCKING RAW!
avatar Chud3 January 20, 2026; 10:07 - Reply
>YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT EVEN YOUR EYES ARE BROWN!
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