RisottoGOD
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RisottoGOD

RisottoGOD

Joined September 28, 2025
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<Creator of the original Crimjak (crustson) (and one of crimzonfur’s trolls before he vanished off the internet)
<Retired /raid/er
<100th Beastjak poster
<100th Blartjak poster
<Pvz is a kino gemerald
<Boorucuck oldfag
And most importantly I’m devastatingly retarded

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james, forcerjak, natejak, beard, full body, glasses, gray hair, hair, open mouth, purple shirt
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User avatarRisottoGOD1 month ago
Saw a xitterteen repost this every time they see a pvztroon post blazepea gooner art. Everybaldi should do this. Remember to have a TPD pvzDEITIES.
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artist:unknowncharacter:sunflower_(pvz)media:plants_vs_zombiessubvariant:cobson_frontvariant:cobson+23
User avatarRisottoGOD1 month ago
I don't recognise what the other variant is. If you know, feel free to correct it.
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User avatarRisottoGOD1 month ago
Crimjak when xis mom says no more failtrolling
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User avatarRisottoGOD1 month ago
crimjak, 1soyjak, bloodshot eyes, frown, half open mouth, insomnia, looking at you, stubble, uncolored skin
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variant:crimjak1soyjakbloodshot_eyesfrownhalf_open_mouth+4
User avatarRisottoGOD1 month ago
Two gets with one ‘jak. Media:Plants vs. Zombies 400 GET! And zombie tag 500 GET! Pvz vvon.
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media:plants_vs_zombiesmeta:dailyjaktrend:geek_vs_nerdvariant:nerdjak2soyjaks+12
User avatarRisottoGOD1 month ago
100th Blartjak GET!
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character:engineer_(plants_vs_zombies)media:plants_vs_zombiesvariant:blartjakconstruction_hatengineer+7
User avatarRisottoGOD2 months ago
markiplier soyjak, zombiejak, grinlook poggers, pumpkin trebuchet, banana split, blue skin, crying, green eyes, looking to the left, pink skin
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namefag:quotenamefag:saltsubvariant:grinlook_poggerssubvariant:pumpkin_trebuchetvariant:markiplier_soyjak+11
User avatarRisottoGOD2 months ago
crimjak, joyjak, 1 year on bald men with glasses website, ack, award, beard, cat ears, crimsonfur, ear, ears
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flag:transgender_pride_flagvariant:crimjakvariant:joyjak1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_websiteack+18
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
crimjak, ack, beard, glasses, hanging, looking up, rope, teeth, tongue, uncolored skin
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User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
beastjak, colorjak, hypnojaks, brainwashing, glasses, hypno, hypnosis, hypnotic eyes, hypnotized, open mouth
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series:hypnojakstrend:colorjakvariant:beastjakbrainwashingglasses+10
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
bernd, eyelashes, glasses, hair, lipstick, makeup, no beard, pink hair, smile, tranny
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flag:transgender_pride_flagvariant:berndeyelashesglasseshair+9
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
crimjak, bald, beard, clothes, disgusted, frown, glasses, looking at you, teeth, uncolored skin
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meta:templatevariant:crimjakbaldbeardclothes+6
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
howljak, bald, clothes, drink, drinking, glasses, looking up, open mouth, soy, soy milk
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variant:howljakbaldclothesdrinkdrinking+7
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
crimjak, bald, beard, biting lip, clothes, glasses, horny, looking at you, smile, smirk
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meta:templatevariant:crimjakbaldbeardbiting_lip+8
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
crimjak, bald, beard, clothes, frown, glasses, looking at you, uncolored skin
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meta:templatevariant:crimjakbaldbeardclothes+4
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
crimjak, slopjak, award, bisexual, crimsonfur, epi, furry, jacket, red fur, rule34
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flag:transgender_pride_flagmedia:plants_vs_zombiesmedia:thomas_the_tank_enginetrend:slopjakvariant:crimjak+11
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
syndromejak, crimsonfur, furry, glasses, gooner, jacket, plushie, plushophile, red fur, sunflower
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media:plants_vs_zombiesvariant:syndromejakcrimsonfurfurryglasses+7
User avatarRisottoGOD11 months ago
crimjak, crustson, bald, eyebrows, gamer, glasses, headset, nuvariant, open mouth, stubble
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subvariant:crustsonvariant:crimjakbaldeyebrowsgamer+7
User avatarRisottoGODOct 4, 2025, 3:25 PM
crimjak, crustson, bald, eyebrows, gamer, glasses, nuvariant, open mouth, playstation, playstation 3
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subvariant:crustsonvariant:crimjakbaldeyebrowsgamer+9
User avatarRisottoGODOct 4, 2025, 3:25 PM

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Andrevv Tate here

RisottoGOD·3 weeks ago
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The post minimum for tags to come up in the search bar is bullshit

RisottoGOD·1 month ago
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The way most nuvariants are forced or spammed is so retarded

RisottoGOD·1 month ago
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This giga really wants a knee guard

RisottoGOD·1 month ago
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So does 'o have to be ai generated in order to be considered as such

RisottoGOD·1 month ago
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1 month ago
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Oldsoicacas, your comment?

RisottoGOD·1 month ago
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1 month ago
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You ever wish you could use gifs irl?

RisottoGOD·1 month ago
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1 month ago
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So whatever happened to Jimbo? Haven’t seen him since when I was active last year

RisottoGOD·2 months ago
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2 months ago
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To celebrate the saving of the soysphere...

RisottoGOD·2 months ago
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>First time logging in in since the overhaul and some spam-account faggot sent me scat porn in DMs

RisottoGOD·3 months ago
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