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Username: RisottoGOD
Joined: September 28, 2025; 14:14
Comments made: 270, 2.4 per day
Posts uploaded: 20, 0.2 per day
Posts favorited: 22, 0.2 per day
73 Upvotes / 8 Downvotes
Class: user
User ID: 6786
About Me
Hello I am a bowl of Risotto. It is my identity and definitely the secret third sex that’s better than men and women that
(((they)))
tried to erase.
NO ITS NOT ugly person TAKE YOUR MEDS! ugly personS ARE EVIL AND GROOMERS BECAUSE THEY JUST ARE OKAY?
. I transitioned Ϫ years ago. My name is RisottoGOD but people keep using my deadname (Otto) It’s over risters, those fucking pastaflamboyant persons.

Facts about me (snca)
<I posted the 100th beastjak on the ‘booru

<My favourite jak is Dylanjak

<My least favourite jak is Chugsjak (even doe i hate slurpjak even more)

<I like tf2 and Call of Duty

<I like eating risotto

<my favourite color is green

<I dislike furries in general because their fandom is brimmy and i hate anti furries because they are cringe larpers (even doe I have milked some furry gegbvlls before)

<I became a ‘teen because of a ‘tube video which led me to the ‘ki which led me to the sharty which i lurked on and then that led me to using it sometimes and that led me to the ‘booru


>I’m only a part-time soyteen/booruchad don’t use this site or the sharty often simply due to it’s a raisinshow that gives me migraines. When I’m on here it’s just to post my crimjaks and gems and oreos.

beard ear glasses open_mouth soyjak template thick_eyebrows transparent_background variant:nojak
>I don’t care for whatever drama happens on here and I do what I want, I say what I think and I am keyed and gemmy while doing it.

a10_eyes blue_eyes buff chad cleft_chin flag:italy italy itaryan meta:tagme muscular_male subvariant:mexiaryan trend:aryan variant:meximutt white white_skin yellow_hair
>Why? Because I HATE bein’ #miserable. I always must be #wholesome because wholesome gems = gemeralds (they just do ok?)


blue_skin calm collared_shirt glasses mullet nose_ring smirk stubble variant:mulletjak
>and hating ‘ugly persons’ (DEM HECKIN TRANZSECKSHUALZ) is ackshually obsessed brimcoal behaviour btw. Not many ‘teens tell you love and respect is keyed (even doe i met a couple trans xitterchads before who were unbearably insufferable but that’s SNCA)
award flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses joyjak meta:namefags purple_hair sisa subvariant:59_percent subvariant:bridget terry_crews_(user) tranny troon valid variant:bernd variant:gapejak wholesome

If you read this far, I want YOU to have a nice day and you WILL always trust ze risotto because RisottoGOD IS always right and he DOES make only gems even if they look and smell like coal.
COAL CAN NOT BE GEMS. OTTO IS A flamboyant person HE WILL NEVER BE RISOTTO AND HE IS ALWAYS WRONG
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