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Chud1 - Reply
>please verify you're human beep boop 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110000 01100101 01110010 01110011 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101111 01110010
Chud2 - Reply
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test
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jimbrap dna test
Hnnnghh m3H0y min07 min4yy!1!1 meh0y mahoY m33noey
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
still would
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third world raisinskin brimstone
notice how Slackware isn't listed?
I call this cope
>smart people use vibe coded glowie spyware
linux users will really type out 30 lines of commands just to move their mouse .3 pixels and gaslight themselves into thinking it's good
@cocoschoppenboer: this
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>ev&o trevor is more obese and swarthy than jimbo
Antisquidward
noon became the president of niger?
im not saying i wouldnt believe it, but why is he pretty much squidward
Jimbo is green and a president?
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ohio bait
Why do we hate noons?
@MenstrualCykill: bothered^
Trevor's MTF transition goals:
@Chud:
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TERMITE YOU DISGRACE OF AN INDIAN! INSHALLAH MAY ALLAH HELP GUIDE YOU THROUGH THESE THOUGH TIMES THAT I KNOW YOU ARE VERY WELL ENDURING. IT IS BEST FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR MEDS AND STOP SEETHING AND OBSESSING AND COPING OVER ME LIKE A RABID smelly person! YOU DISGRACE OF A HUMAN BEING! IF I CAN EVEN CALL YOU THAT! YOU BROWN-SKINNED spanish.
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YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND IRRELEVANT SNCA NAMEGODS THAT HAS EVER LIVED! I CANT EVEN ACCUSE YOU OF ANYTHING ANYMORE GEG! BECAUSE YOU LEGIT HAVE BEEN ACCUSED FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE! YOUR MAIN ILLNESS OTHER THAN SEETHING OVER AN ONLINE SQUIDWARD IS PROJECTING YOUR FETISHES ON OTHERS! IT'S VERY WEIRD AND MUST STOP! MAY ALLAH GUIDE YOU!
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UNDERNEATH THAT BARCELONEAN SPANIARD INSECTOID MASK IS AN REPTILIAN LOOKING ROACH WITH AN UNGROOMED MUSTACH AND AN UNBRUSHED COILY PIECE OF MOP ON HIS HEAD THAT HE CALLS "LUXURIOUS HAIR". YOU ARE DISGUSTING, YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN!
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I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM TREVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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NOW KYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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die noon tan
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there's literally one named "P!" DOCTOOOOSSSS
brim
Apple mogs both you flamboyant people
I pissed myself
False, it was vibe coded with AI slop which made windows ack
False, it was vibe coded with AI slop which made windows ack
Gem
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spanish brimstone
ugly person Coal
mental illness
me on the left
but this post is dusty coal
but this post is dusty coal
Vantablack, matter-absorbing, party-killing brimstone from the deepest pits of hell
olgol
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@Astrofene: Also dont do a circlejerk.
gemmy
My Hero
jimbo top left
@Astrofane: wtf astrofene changed his pfp
why isn't this raisinskin dead
@MenstrualCykill: his profile pic has been like that some time after he was banned, he not here still lol
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baldigemmy's self insert (xe's an underage special)
@BALDIgemmy: actually it could be more accurate if you'd used some sites that fucks resolution of pic to minimum, but this is pretty good too, still gemmi
caca
caca
@emerald: plese kiss yourself
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I can't believe tony Soprano soyjack would stand against total noon obliteration 😢
map game brimstone
reddust
Fuck mods. Im not buyimg a game that requires me to do anything extra apart from installing
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Broot lost. Vlodson won
Broot will destroy vlodchad
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[url=site://post/view/111470#c729700]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: I'll mail you a SOYAK cake
happy birthday chud!
who
aw, lil baby went from 4 years old to 5 years old, impressive
Jimbo's favorite food on the right
bye bye
see you in two months
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jimbrap
Trevor hanged himself like this after getting banned for the second time
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GEEEEEEGGGGGGG! FUCKING special! GO TO noonHELL AND STAY THERE! GEEEEGGG
Thank fucking god. I am gonna be laughing about this for the rest of my life
Anyone misses him, because i don't.
@veironn: now jimbo needs to join xim in noonhell
Oh geg another nameflamboyant person killed with a hammer
KEK
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JIMBO
jimbrap
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@Eyehurt: jimbo is pico?
@cannedpocket: jimbo is pico?
free my boy
marge
Is he coming back?
@Chud: this ferret broke rule 2 so no
SoyBooru