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Chud: I feed ants insects
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Chud: You come home after a long day of rolling in cow raisin and scamming Britbongs to go finally have your monthly allowed chad session with Wife Soytan and Tyrone. But you accidentally drank too much Elephant piss on your way home so you really need to piss. You walk towards the bathroom and you hear strange noises coming inside so you investigate. You opened the door and you saw Wife Soytan sitting on the toilet doing this exact face and pose. She's straining super loudly so you look around wondering where the fuck Tyrone is as you start to piss yourself in terror. Wife Soytan explains that Tyrone got his cock chopped off by his cousin DeShawn Dontray raisinskintavious-Glocktavoius the 1390th arguing over who hates normal people the most. Because Tyrone has no cock he is unable to fuck Soytan up to the asshole and she is now Mega Constipated Award. She looks at you sheepishly and asks you to see for her. She turns her Indo-gemmy Femoid fertile GYAT over to face you and you see the Vantablack turd sticking inbetween her ass. Your nostrils are instantly assaulted by the stench as if 500 voluptuous taco lovers ate Takis o algo and started brapping down your throat. Soytan strains really hard trying to raisin. You try to scream but accidentally inhale more of her toxic raisin smell. You scream "I CAN'T BREATHE. MUHFUGGA I CAN'T BREATHE ferret! SHHHEEITT DIS CRACKA TRYING TO KILL ME!" You gaze at yourself in the mirror and look at yourself in horror and confusion at what you just said. Your eyes turned dark black as you struggle to breathe and suddenly you feel the Ghost of George Floyd posses you. You start chimping out and have a seizure as Soytan starts pushing out the 20 foot Vantablack stinky noonspawn from her Kawaii Indo-gemmy ass. She dies giving birth to it and falls forward as it slithers out of her butt covered in blood. The turd creature stood up and looked up at you. It said something about how he's Blackpilled as fuck and his great grandfather was 1/98ths German an' shiiieettt. Suddenly he gets possessed by the Spirit of Solomon Henderson as George Floyd takes you over fully and uses his Fent Ethereal power to help you fire a piss laser and kill the turd. Ghost of Solomon seethes loudly as he is banished back to the darkest depths of noonhell while the gentle voice of Saint Floyd tells you it's going to be okay. You fall asleep and wake up in the Jail cell being told you are on trial for murdering your wife Soytan. You tried to tell the truth but no one listened. You rope yourself and slowly await death, your tiny pecker clitty gets hard and cums as you slowly die Acking on your own vomit.
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FreakyJimbo: @Chud:
>User "Chud2 has been banned
>Reason: Made my clittey leakerinooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Chud: SOYTAN WNBAG
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Chud: Not shocked warrior p loves noons its aoart of the islamic religion to worship nigs and theres still diddyphilia in islam as it is!!!
peashooter: Lolicons hate hood weebs because they are more white
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Chud: Obsessed raisinskin hands made this
SKULLDOZER: GEEEEG
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Chud: isnt chadel literally a c0rdian
Ascence: @Kingcel_III: kiss yourself greedy personcel (THE OP IS A NAMEflamboyant person POST DO NOT BAN)
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Chud: brimstone that won "baited no one" award
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Chud: Gem that baited the entire 'ru
sabiopajin: Gem, but remove FNV and Fallout 2
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Chud: The entire fallout series is for pseudointellectual millennial flamboyant people who think middle school level philosophy and Cold War politics make them smart. It's made for 30 year old Rick and Morty fans and nazbol ugly people
5G - Made a gem
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