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156314: 2soyjaks basin bath bubble looking_at_you meta:not_oc scrubbing smile stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak washing
122363: flashlight light meta:not_oc nas:gigachad scary spooky
69617: 4chan amwf bant_(4chan) blacked bleached bmwf crying gigachad his_(4chan) int_(4chan) janny lust_provoking_image multiple_soyjaks pol_(4chan) queen_of_spades subvariant:hornyson variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak wmbf
gem
Brimstone
Jannies need to be skinned alive and forced to eat their own skin raw
4chad is losing popularity every single day and that's a good thing KEEEEEEEEEEK
Agreed. Sensible consideration and an actual rapport with users would be far superior to thoughtless, mechanistic, reflexive kneejerking. A nation cannot live without the people who comprise it and thus every dictatorship will become its own undoing.
24850: 2soyjaks angry bloodshot_eyes calarts clenched_teeth closed_mouth coffee comic comparison crying dollar dollar_sign drink elon_musk frappe glasses goyslop grin money month open_mouth price_tag sad smile so_true soyjak starbucks stopwatch straw stubble text twitter twitter_checkmark variant:soyak watermark
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Twitter coal
gemmy
proof that /qa/ won in the end
gemerald that destroyed idiots with zero money management skills
ugly persontter coal
cissy gem
ugly persontter coal
elon dust brimstone
xitter coal
157356: big_lips element fat glowing lightbulb obese series:elemental_mutts shining variant:meximutt yellow_skin yttrium
157188: atom award awards chemistry electron_configuration element gassy glowing green_skin krypton noble_gas science series:elemental_mutts variant:meximutt
ACKed Superman award
glownoon element
didnt realize you already uploaded mine, accidentally uploaded another
130911: brown_skin flag flag:lgbt_pride_flag gay jews jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog judaism kike meta:namefags necklace nigger oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag pooneshit pooneshit_pedo shitskin speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty star_of_david variant:alicia vivo_endive wheelchair
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Enough grey
Not homosexual enough.
@PibeCounter: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud:
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CHUDflamboyant person
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CHUDflamboyant person
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*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP* OH DIOS MIO
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OH IM A CHUDflamboyant person, YES IM A CHUDflamboyant person, OH IM A DISCORD-GROOMING ANON-POSTING CHUDflamboyant person, IM A CHUDflamboyant person, YES IM A CHUDflamboyant person, OH IM AN OBSESSED ugly person LOGGED OUT NAMEflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person, OH YEAH, CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person, CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person, *BRAP* I AM A CHUD flamboyant person, I AM A CHUD noon, I AM A TBP STROKING CHUDflamboyant person, I AM A CHUD flamboyant person, YES IM A CHUD flamboyant person, OH IM A LOGGED OUT PUSSY DARK SKINNED ugly person CHUD flamboyant person, OH YEAH, I AM AN OBSESSED CHUD POSTING ugly person, I PROJECT ALL MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU, I LICK raisin OFF TOILETS AND MOLEST CHILDREN FIVE TIMES A DAY, I AM A MINDBROKEN CHUDflamboyant person, I WILL NEVER BE WHITE, I PROJECT ALL MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU BECAUSE I'M AN INSECURE CHUDflamboyant person, CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person *BRAP* CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person *BRAP* OH IM A CHUDPOSTING ugly person, YES IM A CHUDPOSTING ugly person, OH IM A MINOR ATTRACTED DISCORD GROOMING CHUDPOSTING ugly person. YES IM A CHUDflamboyant person, OH IM A 'CORDING CHUDflamboyant person, YES IM OBSESSED AND WILL PROJECT MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU. OH YEAH. CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person *BRAP* CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person *BRAP* YES IM A CHUDflamboyant person, OH IM A CHUDflamboyant person, I POST LOGGED OUT BECAUSE IM TOO SCARED TO TALK raisin TO YOU. OH IM A CHUDPOSTING ugly person, YES IM A CHUDPOSTING ugly person, I'M A SEX OFFENDING CHILD MOLESTING CHUDPOSTING ugly person. OH YEA
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In Loving Memory of Jimbo
We gather with heavy hearts to remember Jimbo-a man who lived simply but left a lasting mark on those who truly saw him. Short in stature and chubby in frame, he resided in a modest hut, lived on his own terms, and walked through life with a spirit that was raw, real, and entirely his.
Of African descent, Jimbo cherished his roots and found deep joy in the bold, comforting flavors of Afro cuisine. Meals with him were more than sustenance-they were expressions of love, memory, and identity. Food was one of the many ways he kept his culture close, and he shared it generously.
He was a person of contradictions-gentle but blunt, quiet but unforgettable. He bore a scent that many found hard to ignore-earthy, unapologetic, and part of the unfiltered truth he carried in every aspect of his life. Jimbo did not pretend. He was who he was.
Tragically, Jimbo died by suicide. We do not pretend to understand the weight he carried, nor the pain that brought him to that moment. But we do know this: he mattered. His life, in all its complexity, was worthy of love, compassion, and remembrance.
Let us not define him by how he left us, but remember him for how he lived-with honesty, depth, cultural pride, and a stubborn refusal to be anyone but himself. May we carry forward his memory not only with sorrow, but with tenderness and truth.
Rest peacefully, Jimbo.
You were seen. You are missed. You are loved.
@congo_gemmy:
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OH IM A CHUDflamboyant person, YES IM A CHUDflamboyant person, OH IM A DISCORD-GROOMING ANON-POSTING CHUDflamboyant person, IM A CHUDflamboyant person, YES IM A CHUDflamboyant person, OH IM AN OBSESSED ugly person LOGGED OUT NAMEflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person, OH YEAH, CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person, CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person, *BRAP* I AM A CHUD flamboyant person, I AM A CHUD noon, I AM A TBP STROKING CHUDflamboyant person, I AM A CHUD flamboyant person, YES IM A CHUD flamboyant person, OH IM A LOGGED OUT PUSSY DARK SKINNED ugly person CHUD flamboyant person, OH YEAH, I AM AN OBSESSED CHUD POSTING ugly person, I PROJECT ALL MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU, I LICK raisin OFF TOILETS AND MOLEST CHILDREN FIVE TIMES A DAY, I AM A MINDBROKEN CHUDflamboyant person, I WILL NEVER BE WHITE, I PROJECT ALL MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU BECAUSE I'M AN INSECURE CHUDflamboyant person, CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person *BRAP* CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person *BRAP* OH IM A CHUDPOSTING ugly person, YES IM A CHUDPOSTING ugly person, OH IM A MINOR ATTRACTED DISCORD GROOMING CHUDPOSTING ugly person. YES IM A CHUDflamboyant person, OH IM A 'CORDING CHUDflamboyant person, YES IM OBSESSED AND WILL PROJECT MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU. OH YEAH. CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person *BRAP* CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person CHUDflamboyant person *BRAP* YES IM A CHUDflamboyant person, OH IM A CHUDflamboyant person, I POST LOGGED OUT BECAUSE IM TOO SCARED TO TALK raisin TO YOU. OH IM A CHUDPOSTING ugly person, YES IM A CHUDPOSTING ugly person, I'M A SEX OFFENDING CHILD MOLESTING CHUDPOSTING ugly person. OH YEA
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DutchBoykisser dox, A.K.A., Jimbo
Average FascistBoykisser2 Hater
pick a struggle jimbo
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why is his beard the color of
tvrkgemmy?
111154: bloodshot_eyes dr_seuss english_text glasses hair hanging nafo open_mouth pol_(4chan) rope stubble tongue tranny typewriter variant:bernd yellow_teeth
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6 gorillion
157436: math periodic_table series:elemental_mutts variant:feraljak variant:meximutt
whats the point of doing this again but with tacoblimps
@epx7fclhdrp: the older one had 'lita in it MULTIPLE times
YOU VVILL ADD MINE TO THE TABLE https://soybooru.com/post/view/157453
@math: of course the f('p)e fan doesn't see a problem with 'lita geg
as far as i know there are krypton lutetium and promethium and galium in the old thread
157257: animal cat drawing meta:namefags moistpepper_(user) namefags sleepy subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak variant:gapejak
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@AtomiserRB: anything passes as long as it looks good
@sprnurse: okay just stop putting quit on everything it just looks obsessed
@sprnurse: mk
157474: 2soyjaks ack award chemistry gallium mercury metal rope series:elemental_mutts soyjak subvariant:mexiaryan variant:bernd variant:meximutt
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meds mercury is always liquid at room temperature
poorly pasted the award onto your 'jak instead of using the magic wand tool award
@custard: this ferret WISHES he could be me
geg
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marge wheres the chudjak i dont see a chudjak why do the tags say that why do they say that
36853: 1488 3soyjaks 6x6 bbc blood bloodshot_eyes building cargo_truck closed_mouth crying deuce_and_a_half drawn_background ear glasses grin hair m35a2 military military_tread_pattern moonman mustache neovagina open_mouth purple_hair reo_m35_series_cargo_truck reo_motor_car_company rockwell_axles smile soyjak spade stubble text thrembo tongue tranny transport_truck truck variant:bernd variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak vehicle yellow_teeth
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<I don't know I don't think I've ever heard a raccoon go "ACK" before
autistic tagging gem
Thanks I was looking for REO M35 series cargo truck themed soyjaks
Ebba
ACK
erlund gem
Another yarogem emerald
Joshua Alcorn gem
Predicted the 67 meme award
@ConservativeWaluigi: Its called thrembo you fucking tourist sincerely the author
18383: 2soyjaks 4chan animated artillery closed_mouth clothes combat_helmet ear face_paint glasses hair hat helmet howitzer judaism lets_go_brandon m110_howitzer m1_helmet meme military military_uniform music nightcore smile sonnenrad sound soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tank text variant:brandon variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears video watermark
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the gem that got my discord account banned for good
another spinning sonnenrad classic gemerald
unfathomable gem
i look like this
gem music gem video gem gem gem everywhere
based
Wtf happened to gems like this
156857: animal autism autism_puzzles award cat drawgod drawing meta:namefags namefags retard stupid variant:soyak
Draw me ferret
draw tacoblimp
@Brazilian_Chud:
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[redtext][glowtext][h1][b]YOU ARE ALL INFERIORS AND THAT WAS YOU WILL EVER BE[/b][/h1][/glowtext][/redtext]
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CONTINUE YOUR OBSESSED WITH THE gemmy KNOWN AS JUMBJIMBO, SHEKELKEKKLE KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
[redtext][glowtext][h1][b]YOU ARE ALL INFERIORS AND THAT WAS YOU WILL EVER BE[/b][/h1][/glowtext][/redtext]
Brimstone from the deepest pit of noonsludge hell
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cobwave
gem
random_image/view gave me this
someone please link me to the origin of this song
@GarryNealson: The non-slowed soy version or the original by 6ix9ine?
@GarryNealson: Anyhow the non-slowed soy version is
And the original by 6ix9ine is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
And the original by 6ix9ine is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
@Teasuck: thanks
@GarryNealson: You're welcome
this... slowed, reverb... it's so
KEYED!
157503: bee bottle condiment honey sweet variant:impish_soyak_ears
@sprnurse: how do you have the time to find my posts and put quit on them
SoyBooru
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I WAS THE GEMS
I WAS THE LAW
BUT NOW...
IM SOMETHING ELSE
SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.
SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.
SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.
I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,
WARRIOR NOTHINGBURGER.
TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!
the groomer and the groomed one
I'd kill myself