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GemersonLakeAndPalmer:
THE GEM THAT ANNIHILATED THE SHARTY, THE BOORU, AND THE SCHLOG
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Chud1: someone post it on the 'party for me am banned
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Chud2: Orientoko_von_BBGHAST_fan_2_awardism
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Chud3:
GEM THAT SAVED THE 'RU FOREVER!!


ALL OTHER POSTS ARE NOW IRRELEVANT AND TRIVIAL
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_account: Tanzite so pure, so bright, and so groundbreaking that op immediately became pure energy and ascended to
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_account: ^
slopheaven
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weirdautisttcd: Blackskingemmy's slopjak is literally no match to this tanzanite
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antiswarthy: This is amazing. Just add awards anywhere so everything is covered because it looks a little bit sparse.
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Chud4: The fact that it is mathematically possibly to a sloppier, bigger slopjak than this fills me with dread
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OrientalTrollface: this raisin literally doesnt embed for me it just makes a link that takes up half a page
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Chud5: took 2 minutes to load award
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blackskinaryan: 7 days ago I have been beaten by this gemerald, how have I not noticed this shining gilstening gemerald? Either way, this is, as of now, the sloppiest 'jak to ever grace the earth.
@Satoko_Fans_Arent_White, if you are reading this, I have bean beaten. There is bigger, more noon competition to face. You must out-slop this 'jak.
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Chud6: ^thinks hes in a marvel movie
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antiswarthy: ^eats little poopy shart nuggets
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Chud7(6): Post #33664
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blackskinaryan: If I wanted to, I could outslop this 'jak with the very few 14.7 GB of space I have.
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JD_VANCE: Tanzanite that makes every 3rd worlder's potato computer brap
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Chud8(6): @blackskingemmy: has a STD insted of a SSD
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antiswarthy: @Chud:
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https://youtu.be/Qjpf99lpnxI?t=3
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Chud9(6): @antiswarthy: he got dat bbc doey
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Open_Borders_For_Turkey: WEWWW
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LCT-Hater_420: Wtf this was uploaded already
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Chud10: removed 6 groilloin tags award
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Chud11(10): STOP REMOVING THE TAGS special
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Chud12(10): BRING BACK THE TAGS
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Hellcat: @Chud @Chud @Chud: you get the slopjak tag. that's it. no more. you want to look for your tagwhoring slopjaks, you can look in meta:tagwhoring
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Chud13: ^
Post #12504
>you get the slopjak tag. that's it. no more. you want to look for your tagwhoring slopjaks, you can look in meta:tagwhoring
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Chud14: biggest gem in history
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Chud15:
>14
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insanity
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Chud16: If warrior-z was a 'jak
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Chud17: @Chud: obsessed
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Chud18: @Chud: unbothered
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coblonDisciple: 179450000 pixels award
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Chud19(18): sloptranwnbag's dox
he's so fat, that his selfie takes an eternity to load, and cant be thumbed on this god awful website
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antiswarthy: Made by kernung
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Chud20: @antiswarthy: i made it and im not kernung
you just butthurt i still hold the title for the sloppiest slop jak ever made
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Vigilant: ^ falsenvke
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Chud21(18): korg
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Chud22: this raisin is missing a lot of tags
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Chud23(22): kuzdif
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Admiral_Avvakened: Joeltoko Klekiteen xerself...
The trve fqrm...
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Chud24: Admiral_Avvakened xerself...
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Chud25: largest resolution post on soybooru award

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