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doctor soyberg and soystein would just talk about their patients and medical stuff.
and soyjak and neutralplier would just talk about funko pops and soy stuff.
2 - Soyak would act like a stereotypical numale and watch she-hulk, 'plier would mumble raisin nobody cares about, not the worse and i will 100% fall asleep easily, best seat
3 - Doll is fine but babies in airplanes are the fucking worse, he will try and calm the baba but it won't work, pass
4 - Would be normal until they learn i'm a 'teen, then they'll force me to take my meds, making my brain turn into soap, pass
5 - Imagine the smell... Pass
6 - Overall the nicest seat, a bit too near the tacoblimp but at this point the entire airplane will smell like rotten tacos and raisin so it won't matter, 2nd best seat
7 - Cobson will watch BLACKED.COM and feraljak will insult me for not wearing a blue helmet, pass
8 - Both would constantly fight, they will also force me into their arguments to try to get validation from me, pass
9 - Frogsissies are noons that will constantly try to bait the entire plane, they could be funny DOE, but the swede will throw poop at me, so pass
10 - Froot the type of ferret to sit next to you on the bus when every other seats are empty, pass
12 - I will get raped and killed, pass
Seats 5, 8, 10, 11 and 12. You know it smells crazy in those. Amerimutt's & tacoblimp's lethal BRAAAAPS, FNF diddy's swarthy swamp smell, along with rapeson's disgusting rotten anus, Root, being a smelly person, would smell like absolute raisin, that combined with Froot's citrus smell would be intoxicating and I already explained chud and ugly personella earlier.
The rest are really boring or just straight up terrible. I don't wanna hear Cobson talk about how much he loves BBC in seat 7. And the Swede in seat 9 could have embedded 'p.
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At seat 8 idk what chud and ugly personellas relationship is, either they hate eachother, are friends (most likely), or they're secretly have homosexual sex when they're alone due to being terminally online sexless gooners
Sitting in seat 1 will probably get me in the way of Soytans plans of grooming Nate (Since Nate is a teenager and Soytan is probably in her 20s or 30s), unless they're just friends or siblings then nothing will happen. Unless if its a COAAL (more like BRIMSTOONE) relationship then yeah, fucked up raisin would of happened at that seat if they were alone or however the obsessed American is fried
Seat 10 will stink a bit cuz Root is a smelly personmaggot (indians never shower)
Seat 9 would probably be annoying due to Pepes constant laughter and unfunny jokes alongside his autistic stimming, him trying to "bait" and "troll" Impjak but failing due to Impjak being perpetually unbotherable
Seat 4, no fucking way Dr. Soyberg is alive I thought he dies 4 years ago
Seat 11 would be enjoyable, me (a biracial euromutt), Euromutt, and Amerimutt arguing over whos whiter (me)
Seat 2 would be fine
Seat 6 I'd probably put on my earbuds, not to bother Bernd and Bridget
Seat 7 Idk what would happen
Seat 3 is my #1 pick, sitting next to my favorite admin? Fuck yeah, Dolls a chill lad
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