Chud¹: Kill noons. Behead noons. Roundhouse kick a noon into the concrete. Slam dunk a noon baby into the trashcan. Blast noons with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy noons. Whip noons into obedience. Slingshot a noon into orbit. Rocket noons into the sun. Defecate in a noons food. Stir-fry noons in a wok. Bite a noon and drink their blood. Toss noons into active volcanoes. Urinate into a noon's gas tank. Judo throw noons into the wood chipper. Unscrew a noon's head off. Report noons to the IRS. Karate chop noons in half. Bake noons into noon-pizza. Arrest noons for no reason. Electrocute noons. Curb stomp pregnant noons. Beat a noon up. Trap noons in quicksand. Crush noons in the trash compactor. Liquefy noons in a vat of acid. Eat noons. Dissect noons. Exterminate noons in the gas chamber. Slice a noon up and wear their skin. Set noons on fire. Spin noons around until they puke. Tie noons to a train track. Karate kick a noon in the testicles. Stomp noon skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil noons into a broth. Cremate noons in the oven. Lobotomize noons. Deep fry noons. Grind noon fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for noons. Blend noons in a blender. Drown noons in fried chicken grease. Vaporize noons with a ray gun. Snap a noon's neck. Kick old noons down the stairs. Feed noons to alligators. Slice noons with a katana. Put a bomb in a noon's mouth. Throw knives at noons. Inflate noons until they pop. Send noons into a blackhole. Castrate noons. Feed noons poisoned food. Force noons to walk the plank. Push noons into a pit. Kneel on a noon's neck. Curse noons with a spell. Stuff noon babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten noons with a tank. Pop a noon's car tire. Strike noon children with a ruler. Make noons swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a noon's limbs. Airdrop noons into Antarctica. Throw noons off the boat. Pressurize noons into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a noon's ass. Falcon-punch a noon in the face. Make noons into fiction. Blow noons heads off with grenade launchers. Blow noons brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock noons in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail noons to a cross and stab them. Run over noons with a tank feet-first. Throw noons off buildings. Crush noons with a press. Attack noons with acid. Boil noons in a pan. Lock noons inside a brazen bull. Burn noons alive. Drag noons across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on noons. Quarter noons. Impale noons on a pike. Send aliens to abduct noons. Force noons to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush noons with anvils. Throw noons off of rooftops. Incinerate noons. Starve noons. Blow noons up with dynamite. Gulp noons. Feast on noon eyeballs. Cave in a noon's skull. Kiss a noon to death. Peel a noon like a banana. Wipe out noon tribes. Deny noons into Heaven. Freeze noons in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a noon. Lock on to noons with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a noon. Ferment noons into stew. Ensnare noons. Nark on noons to the army. Cause a total noon purge. Jam a noon into a geyser. Axe murder a noon. Unleash Smelvin upon noons. Put noons on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total noon death.

Chud²: gem

Chud³: @Chud: my best friend is black and he's nice tho

Chud⁴: Mischaracterization, hornyson would never do such a thing. Stop ruining my childhood

Chud⁵: Rapples

Chud⁶: Cobson. Is. Terrifying.