Alfietheboorufag: "Hello. My name is Fill Kurries and i work for a south african PMC known as the anti-cuck PMC. I have been in this Private Military Company for 2 months....making me desensitized to war, but what happened yesterday will haunt me forever"

toniylijani: ^"Fill Kurries"

Jeet ass name :skull::skull:

Alfietheboorufag: @toniylijani: i tried to do a "nate higgers" type name so that's why it sounds weird

Chud¹: It should be some boer war story

Alfietheboorufag: @Chud: maybe because making the protagonist/OP a South African Mercenary makes it a little less scary

Chud²: antiswarthy on the right

Sectionalism: there is a fly flying around me right now. No I don't stink

Chud³: ^FNF pedo

Chud⁴: @Chud: isn't that garf?

Alfietheboorufag: another small section since im not gonna write a whole 'pasta for a joke
"When we entered the Abandoned Bunker. It smelled like a mixture of the Mexia supermarket and Mumbai. My buddy Kan Bikes immediately started coughing due to how fucking bad it smelled"

aidenator5: I have been in the battle of Thaba-Tseka and there was about 500,000 dead somalian niggers

Alfietheboorufag: @aidenator5: damn....they where probably another group that also fought in lesotho

Alfietheboorufag: @aidenator5: how did you know the exact number?. And how did they die. Was it gunfire, starvation or Mass An Heroing?

syzmic-: brimstone because alfietheboorutranny maeede it

Alfietheboorufag: @syzmic-: Jealous

Chud⁵: @Alfietheboorufag: antiswarthy

Alfietheboorufag: @Chud: what did antiswarthy do....i forgot due to a terrible migraine i had yesterday

Chud⁶: @Alfietheboorufag: Xire goons to Soytan like having fun.

Chud⁷: @Chud: @Chud: ^ rapes children

Chud⁸: @Alfietheboorufag: make him an war journalist then, idk

Alfietheboorufag: @Chud: Shit!. I thought boer is a ESL Gen Z version of the word "boring".