"Hello. My name is Fill Kurries and i work for a south african PMC known as the anti-cuck PMC. I have been in this Private Military Company for 2 months....making me desensitized to war, but what happened yesterday will haunt me forever"

^"Fill Kurries"

Jeet ass name

@toniylijani: i tried to do a "nate higgers" type name so that's why it sounds weird

It should be some boer war story

@Chud: maybe because making the protagonist/OP a South African Mercenary makes it a little less scary

antiswarthy on the right

there is a fly flying around me right now. No I don't stink

^FNF pedo

@Chud: isn't that garf?

another small section since im not gonna write a whole 'pasta for a joke
"When we entered the Abandoned Bunker. It smelled like a mixture of the Mexia supermarket and Mumbai. My buddy Kan Bikes immediately started coughing due to how fucking bad it smelled"

I have been in the battle of Thaba-Tseka and there was about 500,000 dead somalian niggers

@aidenator5: damn....they where probably another group that also fought in lesotho

@aidenator5: how did you know the exact number?. And how did they die. Was it gunfire, starvation or Mass An Heroing?

brimstone because alfietheboorutranny maeede it

@syzmic-: Jealous

@Alfietheboorufag: antiswarthy

@Chud: what did antiswarthy do....i forgot due to a terrible migraine i had yesterday

@Alfietheboorufag: Xire goons to Soytan like having fun.

@Chud: @Chud: ^ rapes children

@Alfietheboorufag: make him an war journalist then, idk

@Chud: Shit!. I thought boer is a ESL Gen Z version of the word "boring".

@Alfietheboorufag: all of them o algo