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EVEN THOUGH CHRIST IS LE BADDDDD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T ACCEPT OF STUNNING BRAVE TRANS WOMEN LIKE ME
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING A BUCKLING SPRING KEYBOARD IN THE CURRENT YEAR OF TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY THREE
!!! IN THIS POST TR*MPIST N*ZI Q*NON WORLD WHERE WE ARE CONQUERING TRANSPHOBIA, RACISM AND ANTI SEMITISM FROM THE EVIL FASCISTS AT POWER (LIKE ELON MUSK AND ST*VEN HUFFMAN) YOU ARE SERIOUSLY USING A BUCKLING SPRING KEYBOARD???? WHAT THE H*CK ARE YOU DOING??? THIS IS A FALLOUT EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT MOMENT RIGHT HERE SWEATY LIKE THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY WHAT THE ACTUAL HATSUNE MIKU FLIP FLOP IS WRONG WITH YOU? MODEL M'S ARE LIKE, LE BADDDDDD, THEY'RE OBSOLETE TECH LIKE W*ITE MEN (EVEN THOUGH I AM ONE JUST WITH MY PENIS CHOPPED OFF) THAT SHOULD BE REMOVED! WHY USE A CHUDCEL PISSBABY KEYBOARD WHEN YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN CUSTOM KEYBOARD! I LOVE CUSTOMIZING MY KEYBOARD JUST LIKE HOW I CUSTOMIZE MY BODY!!!
ANYWAYS MY FLAVOR OF THE MONTH CONCOCTION OF MIXING THE STEM FROM SOME CHINKSHIT SWITCH WITH THE HOUSING FROM SOME OTHER CHINKSHIT SWITCH THAT'S IMITATING SOME OBSCURE SWITCH FROM THE 1970S ONLY 5 PEOPLE EVER HEARD ABOUT IS ACTUALLY LE BETTER BECAUSE IT REQUIRES 3 GRAMS LESS ACTUATION FORCE FOR MY OBESE, SWOLLEN UP FINGERS
! ALSO... ARE YOUR KEYCAPS IN A NORMAL COLOR??? OH MY ST. FLOYD THAT'S HECCIN OFFENSIVE TO THE VISUALLY CHALLENGED AND THE NEURODIVERGENTS THEY NEED TO BE IN BLAND AND INOFFENSIVE PASTEL COLORS WITHOUT LABELS (AS ENGLISH LEGENDS PROMOTE AN ANGLOCENTRIC VIEW OF THE WORLD THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO MINORITY CULTURES) PREFERABLY IN PASTEL PINK WHITE AND BLUE TO SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS!!
BUT WHAT'S THE MOST OFFENSIVE ABOUT THE MODEL M IS THAT THEY ONLY COME IN FULL SIZE AND TKL LAYOUTS
! WHAT??? YOU NEED A NUMPAD AND FUNCTION KEYS AND ARROW KEYS TO DO USEFUL WORK LIKE SPREADSHEETS AND THE LIKE??? HOW DARE YOU!!
THOSE KEYS ARE TAKING PRECIOUS DESK SPACE THAT IS NEEDED FOR PRECISE INPUTS IN STUNNING AND BRAVE GAMES LIKE VALORANT, TEAM FORTRESS 2, AND ULTRAKILL WITH THE BUTTPLUG PLUGIN ENABLED
! BY FORGOING THIS PRECIOUS DESK SPACE YOU ARE DOGWHISTLING THE GENOCIDE OF ALL TRANS WOMXN AND I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GROW UP AND DO SOME MATURING FOR YOUR INSECURITIES!!!
fuck off. the model m is a god tier keyboard, and only angry projecting troons who try so hard to "build" a keyboard that can rival it (only to never succeed, much like how they try so hard to be real women) try to claim its "LE TRANNY" so they can claim it for themselves. you will never be a woman
Chud13: @lifesucksthenyoudie: lifetroonsoutthenyouACK typing out another essay about fucking keyboards this time of all things nah fr he straight from Ohio 💀💀
>NOOOOOO HE CALLED US 60 PERCENT SISTERS OUT FOR BEING THE USELESS TRANNIES WE ARE, LETS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE FULLSIZE KEYBOARD USERS ARE THE REAL TRANNIES, THAT'LL OWN THE HECKING CHUDCE-AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
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fuck off. the model m is a god tier keyboard, and only angry projecting troons who try so hard to "build" a keyboard that can rival it (only to never succeed, much like how they try so hard to be real women) try to claim its "LE TRANNY" so they can claim it for themselves. you will never be a woman
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