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Uploader Chud,
Tags arm autism bald clothes custom_mechanical_keyboard ear flag forehead_lines forehead_wrinkles glasses hand heart holding_object i_heart i_heart_nigger i_love i_trans_heart keyboard mechanical_keyboard open_mouth pointing soyjak stubble t-shirt text tranny transgender_flag tshirt variant:shirtjak white_background
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Chud1: phew! thank god i don't look like this
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Chud2: skill issue
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Chud3: homosexual rainbow lights are kinda lit tho fr fr bussin
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Shitalian0909: sh/t/skin mu/tt/oid ugly person///skin above
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Chud4: keyboards without numpads are for ugly people
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Chud5: @Chud: tsmt
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Chud6: i use my numpad to pretend i'm entering a secret code to a vault or entering the navigation coordinates on a space ship
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Chud7: @Chud: @Chud: Indo-Aryans
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Chud8: @Chud: cwc level schizo
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Chud9: keyboards with numpads are for ugly people
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Chud10: keyboards are for ugly people
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ChudSneed: Model M chad reports in
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Chud11(9): Model M trans reports in :333
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lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud:
>MY BROTHER IN CHRIST!
EVEN THOUGH CHRIST IS LE BADDDDD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T ACCEPT OF STUNNING BRAVE TRANS WOMEN LIKE ME
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING A BUCKLING SPRING KEYBOARD IN THE CURRENT YEAR OF TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY THREE
!!! IN THIS POST TR*MPIST N*ZI Q*NON WORLD WHERE WE ARE CONQUERING TRANSPHOBIA, RACISM AND ANTI SEMITISM FROM THE EVIL FASCISTS AT POWER (LIKE ELON MUSK AND ST*VEN HUFFMAN) YOU ARE SERIOUSLY USING A BUCKLING SPRING KEYBOARD???? WHAT THE H*CK ARE YOU DOING??? THIS IS A FALLOUT EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT MOMENT RIGHT HERE SWEATY LIKE THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY WHAT THE ACTUAL HATSUNE MIKU FLIP FLOP IS WRONG WITH YOU? MODEL M'S ARE LIKE, LE BADDDDDD, THEY'RE OBSOLETE TECH LIKE W*ITE MEN (EVEN THOUGH I AM ONE JUST WITH MY PENIS CHOPPED OFF) THAT SHOULD BE REMOVED! WHY USE A CHUDCEL PISSBABY KEYBOARD WHEN YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN CUSTOM KEYBOARD! I LOVE CUSTOMIZING MY KEYBOARD JUST LIKE HOW I CUSTOMIZE MY BODY!!!
ANYWAYS MY FLAVOR OF THE MONTH CONCOCTION OF MIXING THE STEM FROM SOME CHINKraisin SWITCH WITH THE HOUSING FROM SOME OTHER CHINKraisin SWITCH THAT'S IMITATING SOME OBSCURE SWITCH FROM THE 1970S ONLY 5 PEOPLE EVER HEARD ABOUT IS ACTUALLY LE BETTER BECAUSE IT REQUIRES 3 GRAMS LESS ACTUATION FORCE FOR MY OBESE, SWOLLEN UP FINGERS
! ALSO... ARE YOUR KEYCAPS IN A NORMAL COLOR??? OH MY ST. FLOYD THAT'S HECCIN OFFENSIVE TO THE VISUALLY CHALLENGED AND THE NEURODIVERGENTS THEY NEED TO BE IN BLAND AND INOFFENSIVE PASTEL COLORS WITHOUT LABELS (AS ENGLISH LEGENDS PROMOTE AN ANGLOCENTRIC VIEW OF THE WORLD THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO MINORITY CULTURES) PREFERABLY IN PASTEL PINK WHITE AND BLUE TO SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS!!
BUT WHAT'S THE MOST OFFENSIVE ABOUT THE MODEL M IS THAT THEY ONLY COME IN FULL SIZE AND TKL LAYOUTS
! WHAT??? YOU NEED A NUMPAD AND FUNCTION KEYS AND ARROW KEYS TO DO USEFUL WORK LIKE SPREADSHEETS AND THE LIKE??? HOW DARE YOU!!
THOSE KEYS ARE TAKING PRECIOUS DESK SPACE THAT IS NEEDED FOR PRECISE INPUTS IN STUNNING AND BRAVE GAMES LIKE VALORANT, TEAM FORTRESS 2, AND ULTRAKILL WITH THE BUTTPLUG PLUGIN ENABLED
! BY FORGOING THIS PRECIOUS DESK SPACE YOU ARE DOGWHISTLING THE GENOCIDE OF ALL TRANS WOMXN AND I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GROW UP AND DO SOME MATURING FOR YOUR INSECURITIES!!!

fuck off. the model m is a god tier keyboard, and only angry projecting ugly persons who try so hard to "build" a keyboard that can rival it (only to never succeed, much like how they try so hard to be real women) try to claim its "LE ugly person" so they can claim it for themselves. you will never be a woman
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Chud12: ^ ugly person seething about Keyboards
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Chud13(5): @lifesucksthenyoudie: lifeugly personsoutthenyouACK typing out another essay about fucking keyboards this time of all things nah fr he straight from Ohio 💀💀
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Chud14: @lifesucksthenyoudie: seetherald
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Chud15(9): Hi!👋 as a trans woman i only use my favourite Model M with numpad!😊 Ask me something!
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Chud16(9): There is no useful keys on the numpad except delete thought. 75 is ok
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lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud:
>NOOOOOO HE CALLED US 60 PERCENT SISTERS OUT FOR BEING THE USELESS ugly people WE ARE, LETS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE FULLSIZE KEYBOARD USERS ARE THE REAL ugly people, THAT'LL OWN THE HECKING CHUDCE-AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

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Chud17(5): @lifesucksthenyoudie: meds + BWC now
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Chud18: @lifesucksthenyoudie: Xhe's scared...
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Chud19: @ChudSneed @lifesucksthenyoudie: You've been blessed by Danooct1
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Chud20: my Ducky Shine Zero from a decade ago is literally coated in weird beige crust and some lights are out but it's still good
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