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18870: angry anime blue_eyes darling_in_the_franxx ear glasses hair open_mouth pink_hair soyjak stubble variant:feraljak zero_two
angry anime blue_eyes darling_in_the_franxx ear glasses hair open_mouth pink_hair soyjak stubble variant:feraljak zero_two // 453x522 // 124.9KB

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avatar Chud August 17, 2022; 09:07 - Reply
Diamond
avatar Chud August 17, 2022; 19:35 - Reply
She won albeit
avatar Chud May 15, 2023; 00:31 - Reply
built for thp
avatar Chud May 15, 2023; 00:38 - Reply
Built for BBC
avatar BWCGODXXX May 15, 2023; 03:06 - Reply
BWC Slut
avatar Chud May 15, 2023; 03:06 - Reply
BWC goddess
avatar Chud July 22, 2023; 22:30 - Reply
Rapeable
avatar Chud October 22, 2023; 18:56 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 04:04 - Reply
feralcoal
avatar MoistPepper January 10, 2026; 04:04 - Reply
@Chud: sentient pfp theory
156472: blushing fusion glasses hair nintendo nintendo_switch subvariant:female_cobson variant:cobson variant:soysuba video_game
blushing fusion glasses hair nintendo nintendo_switch subvariant:female_cobson variant:cobson variant:soysuba video_game // 962x1094 // 23.5KB
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild December 30, 2025; 17:51 - Reply

IN KUALA LUMPUR WE JERK OFF TO THIS EVERY DAY

avatar Jones December 30, 2025; 17:52 - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: what?
avatar Chud1 December 30, 2025; 17:57 - Reply
'cordpoonerald
avatar Ghostguy338 December 30, 2025; 18:01 - Reply
VVE MEMBERS QF THE VALID REPVBLIC QF ARTSAKH PRQVDLY GQQN TQ THIS GEM
avatar Chud2 December 30, 2025; 18:02 - Reply
Ew
avatar Vcurviony December 30, 2025; 18:04 - Reply
I almost killed my flamboyant person "brother" in self defence because that fucking noon attacked me
avatar Brazilian_Chud December 30, 2025; 18:31 - Reply
this should return to the j@rty
avatar Chud3 January 10, 2026; 03:59 - Reply
ts in the big 26 is crazy work brochacho
115479: award big_lips bloodshot_eyes body clothes crying flag:france flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:russia flag:united_kingdom flag:united_states hanging hat heart rainbow red_lips rope subvariant:jartycuck subvariant:patrick variant:chudjak white_background
award big_lips bloodshot_eyes body clothes crying flag:france flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:russia flag:united_kingdom flag:united_states hanging hat heart rainbow red_lips rope subvariant:jartycuck subvariant:patrick variant:chudjak white_background // 1784x2048 // 2.0MB

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avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 03:29 - Reply
explode mutthammeds
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 03:29 - Reply
kill moslems
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:30 - Reply
@Chud: ^ brap
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:30 - Reply
@Chud: you saying something noon?
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 03:30 - Reply
disgusting explosive people need to be impaled. vlad was right.
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:30 - Reply
@Chud: are you African by chance?
avatar emerald January 10, 2026; 03:38 - Reply
@trevor:
>Islam is the second most popular religion in Africa, with an estimated 575 million adherents as of 2020, accounting for approximately 44% of the continent's population
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:39 - Reply
@emerald: kill somalians
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 03:39 - Reply
@trevor: Anglo. I'm not one of you swarths.
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:45 - Reply
@Chud: anglochads are brown
160708: ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe black_skin clothes eyes glasses meta:ai_generated nas:wojak nose schizo stubble wojak wrinkles
ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe black_skin clothes eyes glasses meta:ai_generated nas:wojak nose schizo stubble wojak wrinkles // 3300x2550 // 543.4KB
avatar emerald January 10, 2026; 03:39 - Reply
ra
avatar Joshua12 January 10, 2026; 03:39 - Reply
Coal
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 10, 2026; 03:43 - Reply
didymos
avatar Virilis January 10, 2026; 03:43 - Reply
animated ear full_body glasses monkey_dance open_mouth shocked stubble subvariant:doctos trend:doctos variant:soyak
>Diddymos
avatar Dzagir January 10, 2026; 03:44 - Reply
Silly twitter soy wojacks
140866: 2soyjaks armor bug butterfly clash_of_clans clash_royale glasses horn no_mouth p.e.k.k.a pekka purple_eyes subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak variant:impish_soyak_ears white_background wing
2soyjaks armor bug butterfly clash_of_clans clash_royale glasses horn no_mouth p.e.k.k.a pekka purple_eyes subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak variant:impish_soyak_ears white_background wing // 2000x1754 // 206.8KB
avatar Juaco October 20, 2025; 02:13 - Reply
i thought this was PopularMMOS for a moment
avatar FiveFourManwhore October 20, 2025; 04:35 - Reply
pekka my queen
avatar Admre October 20, 2025; 16:05 - Reply
TMKD
PEKKAS VVON
YOU LOSE ALL BATTLES 2soyjaks armor bug butterfly clash_of_clans clash_royale glasses horn no_mouth p.e.k.k.a pekka purple_eyes subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak variant:impish_soyak_ears white_background wing
avatar Chud1 October 20, 2025; 17:01 - Reply
GEMMY
avatar CuteFurryFemboyUWU October 20, 2025; 17:53 - Reply
PEKKA is an abysmal dogsgit actually
avatar Ghetsis October 20, 2025; 17:54 - Reply
avatar Chud2 October 20, 2025; 20:13 - Reply
BUTTERFLY
avatar Joshua12 January 10, 2026; 03:32 - Reply
Gemerald
140377: 1_eye 2010s clash_royale mini_pekka robot variant:impish_soyak_ears
1_eye 2010s clash_royale mini_pekka robot variant:impish_soyak_ears // 598x800 // 54.3KB
avatar Chud1 October 15, 2025; 17:47 - Reply
>TAAAAAKIIIIIS

>Om nom o algo
avatar kuzdif October 15, 2025; 17:49 - Reply
geme
avatar twojastara14 October 15, 2025; 18:43 - Reply
>pancakes
avatar Chud2 October 16, 2025; 21:52 - Reply
coal
avatar Chud3 November 20, 2025; 17:50 - Reply
mini-pekkaGODS won
avatar Chud4 November 24, 2025; 00:17 - Reply
ferret, This be garm!
avatar Joshua12 January 10, 2026; 03:27 - Reply
Very gemmy
avatar Chud5 January 10, 2026; 03:28 - Reply
ferrets
142275: beard clothes glasses holding_in_laugh ishowspeed laughing lips nuvariant stubble template transparent_background variant:unknown white_skin wrinkles
beard clothes glasses holding_in_laugh ishowspeed laughing lips nuvariant stubble template transparent_background variant:unknown white_skin wrinkles // 1000x1000 // 61.8KB
avatar H3K October 29, 2025; 02:07 - Reply
>tfw xer mum is kind of homeless
avatar name046284 November 28, 2025; 20:17 - Reply
No
avatar Joshua12 January 10, 2026; 03:22 - Reply
Why every trevors post is coal
avatar emerald January 10, 2026; 03:25 - Reply
@Joshua12: he's incapable of making gems
160706: 2soyjaks angry anime anime_girl bloodshot_eyes bowtie closed_mouth ear female fume glasses heart i_love k-on melting meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate meta:not_oc open_mouth red_skin restaurant smile soup soyjak stubble subvariant:longplier sweating text variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak waiter yui_hirasawa
2soyjaks angry anime anime_girl bloodshot_eyes bowtie closed_mouth ear female fume glasses heart i_love k-on melting meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate meta:not_oc open_mouth red_skin restaurant smile soup soyjak stubble subvariant:longplier sweating text variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak waiter yui_hirasawa // 1064x1348 // 92.5KB
avatar deuterium January 10, 2026; 03:19 - Reply
author unknown. original post is 24126
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:21 - Reply
dupe of >>24126
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:21 - Reply
in india
joking
147741: donald_trump eyebrows eyes jeffrey_epstein soyjak stubble template variant:pedojak white_background
donald_trump eyebrows eyes jeffrey_epstein soyjak stubble template variant:pedojak white_background // 1174x659 // 82.6KB
avatar xerox November 28, 2025; 23:27 - Reply
dusty ANTI ALIASED coal
avatar soycheckmark November 28, 2025; 23:51 - Reply
>antialiased

>no gaping mouth or glasses

>bad stubble

>overall it just looks bad o algo

iron with coally qualities
avatar emerald November 29, 2025; 02:23 - Reply
dust
avatar H3K November 29, 2025; 03:02 - Reply
donald_trump eyebrows eyes jeffrey_epstein soyjak stubble template variant:pedojak white_background
>
avatar H3K November 29, 2025; 03:03 - Reply
[thumb]147775[/thumb
>after
avatar H3K November 29, 2025; 03:03 - Reply
2soyjaks donald_trump ear epstein glasses hand jeffrey_epstein nuvariant open_mouth series:trios_&_duos soyjak stubble subvariant:best_buds template variant:epsteinjak variant:norwegian white_skin
I still did it better
>fail
avatar Swatted November 30, 2025; 00:00 - Reply
trevor's dad died in 2003
avatar Joshua12 January 10, 2026; 03:19 - Reply
Coal
138136: angry bloodshot_eyes blue_shirt booger brown_skin clothes euromutt forehead_lines moustache subvariant:eurogape template transparent_background variant:gapejak
angry bloodshot_eyes blue_shirt booger brown_skin clothes euromutt forehead_lines moustache subvariant:eurogape template transparent_background variant:gapejak // 1000x1400 // 41.2KB
avatar H3K September 28, 2025; 04:14 - Reply
[redtext]
ASSETS
[/redtext] https://files.catbox.moe/jqisfr.pdn
avatar asstrophy September 28, 2025; 04:16 - Reply
when would this ever be used
avatar nophono_cares_fan September 28, 2025; 04:27 - Reply
@asstrophy: when a yuropoor says something or however the burgers are flipped
avatar Joshua12 January 10, 2026; 03:16 - Reply
Gem
50454: angry blue_uniform elder fireman_sam fireman_uniform italy looking_at_you mustache old open_mouth soyjak station_officier_steele_(fireman_sam) stubble teeth text uniform variant:feraljak
angry blue_uniform elder fireman_sam fireman_uniform italy looking_at_you mustache old open_mouth soyjak station_officier_steele_(fireman_sam) stubble teeth text uniform variant:feraljak // 1500x1500 // 580.9KB
avatar Joshua12 January 10, 2026; 03:15 - Reply
Gem
160703: black_hair closed_eyes ear finnishstalemate_net series:non_existent_splinters teeth variant:impish_soyak_ears white_background
black_hair closed_eyes ear finnishstalemate_net series:non_existent_splinters teeth variant:impish_soyak_ears white_background // 598x800 // 37.1KB
avatar dap January 10, 2026; 02:58 - Reply
toniylijani splinter
avatar emerald January 10, 2026; 03:00 - Reply
@dap: One of the five people from Finland
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:01 - Reply
dap is yellower than this
avatar ribbonribbonribbonribbonribbon January 10, 2026; 03:10 - Reply
i remember someone had made a finnish impjak back in 2024 or 2023, i havent seen it in a while.
160693: brown_hair closed_mouth clothed full_body glasses subvariant:gapejak_female variant:gapejak veil wedding_dress white_background white_skin
brown_hair closed_mouth clothed full_body glasses subvariant:gapejak_female variant:gapejak veil wedding_dress white_background white_skin // 944x1104 // 335.9KB

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avatar greg January 10, 2026; 02:17 - Reply
Lynch IRchads
avatar greg January 10, 2026; 02:17 - Reply
Lynch IRchads
avatar greg January 10, 2026; 02:17 - Reply
Lynch IRchads
avatar greg January 10, 2026; 02:17 - Reply
Lynch IRchads
avatar greg January 10, 2026; 02:17 - Reply
Lynch IRchads
avatar cutebooru January 10, 2026; 03:03 - Reply
sisa
avatar Aztechicano January 10, 2026; 03:03 - Reply
@cutebooru: aha, hey..
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 03:05 - Reply
@Aztechicano: w rizzzzz rizz her up homeboy
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 03:05 - Reply
@Chud: @Aztechicano: sameflamboyant person
avatar Aztechicano January 10, 2026; 03:05 - Reply
@trevor: negated ntb nrf
160658: arch_linux arm bald banana_split_ice_cream glasses hand irc irl irl_background quote_(user) quote_admin soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak
arch_linux arm bald banana_split_ice_cream glasses hand irc irl irl_background quote_(user) quote_admin soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak // 1536x2040 // 1.5MB

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avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 00:34 - Reply
is this the new one? I remember an older one with a picture taking in the direction of the ground
avatar Coemskong January 10, 2026; 00:35 - Reply
@MoistPepper: No woman will talk to me like that. Show me some respect.
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 00:36 - Reply
@Coemskong: is he actually using a Thinkpad KEK
the ones teachers use
avatar BestKnownForCoal January 10, 2026; 00:37 - Reply
@trevor: The other one is fake.
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 00:38 - Reply
Fake
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 00:39 - Reply
AI generated
avatar Caden January 10, 2026; 00:50 - Reply
thank you quote for banning big noon lips spam
avatar xerox January 10, 2026; 00:52 - Reply
waow,its Chud3234163
avatar OdessanBvll January 10, 2026; 01:40 - Reply
Source: https://soyjakwiki.org/images/e/ec/Quotehandzarty.png
avatar Pineapple January 10, 2026; 03:02 - Reply
@Coemskong: dell latitude VVQN
135350: age_of_empires_ii black_watch_(namefag) black_watch_(user) brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ canada deltarune flies half_life meta:namefags nusoicaca poop purple_pupils queen_of_spades skibidi_toilet splatoon stink_lines teardown transgender_flag tunisia vantablack_skin variant:meximutt video_game
age_of_empires_ii black_watch_(namefag) black_watch_(user) brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ canada deltarune flies half_life meta:namefags nusoicaca poop purple_pupils queen_of_spades skibidi_toilet splatoon stink_lines teardown transgender_flag tunisia vantablack_skin variant:meximutt video_game // 888x849 // 157.3KB

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avatar Ascence September 5, 2025; 01:02 - Reply
>>>>>>take your meds and sproke goy

avatar Chud September 5, 2025; 02:22 - Reply
isaacAR8
avatar Chud September 5, 2025; 07:05 - Reply
half life is goodest game doe
avatar Chud September 25, 2025; 18:26 - Reply
half life and teardown are gemmy good games doe
avatar nucaste November 2, 2025; 15:43 - Reply
what does half life have to do with any of this
avatar epx7fclhdrp November 2, 2025; 15:48 - Reply
@nucaste: seething half-life chad
avatar trevor November 17, 2025; 20:09 - Reply
jimbo
avatar beefsoup December 24, 2025; 23:51 - Reply
teardown is cool doey
avatar MenstrualCykill January 10, 2026; 02:57 - Reply
@Ascence: Why did Joel tell himself to kill himself
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 02:58 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: he tends to sameflamboyant person with vpns
160701: 3soyjaks baby_bottle glasses poop series:anything_is_more_ias_than_vlodson stubble variant:poopson variant:unknown
3soyjaks baby_bottle glasses poop series:anything_is_more_ias_than_vlodson stubble variant:poopson variant:unknown // 1750x1750 // 71.7KB
avatar Coemskong January 10, 2026; 02:50 - Reply
So dusty I could die
avatar Black_Watch January 10, 2026; 02:50 - Reply
What the fuck even is this supposed to be?
avatar MenstrualCykill January 10, 2026; 02:50 - Reply
@Black_Watch: Poopson
avatar Coemskong January 10, 2026; 02:51 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: more like dustson
avatar Joshua12 January 10, 2026; 02:55 - Reply
What is this
160534: clothes english_text gigachad grey_skin i_have_never_seen_a_vagina looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:gigachad text
clothes english_text gigachad grey_skin i_have_never_seen_a_vagina looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:gigachad text // 811x803 // 40.1KB

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avatar MenstrualCykill January 9, 2026; 18:44 - Reply
99% of the phonos on the sphere
avatar Soyton January 9, 2026; 22:00 - Reply
We know
avatar Thales January 9, 2026; 22:01 - Reply
this is mi
avatar MoistPepper January 9, 2026; 22:05 - Reply
Me
avatar Soyton January 9, 2026; 22:08 - Reply
@MoistPepper: fake, you have seen yours
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 9, 2026; 22:09 - Reply
moistpepper
avatar Chud January 9, 2026; 22:09 - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: that ugly person isn't giga doe
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 9, 2026; 22:11 - Reply
@Chud:
he said that
@MoistPepper:
avatar Chud January 9, 2026; 22:17 - Reply
moistpepper show us
avatar Ariane_Yeong January 10, 2026; 02:55 - Reply
We all look like this.
160363: album_cover computer cover gamer glasses incelcore music negative_xp parents subvariant:pol_face variant:chudjak
album_cover computer cover gamer glasses incelcore music negative_xp parents subvariant:pol_face variant:chudjak // 640x640 // 231.8KB

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avatar Teasuck January 9, 2026; 09:40 - Reply
Gem indeed
avatar veironn January 9, 2026; 09:53 - Reply
overrated ass album but gem anyway
avatar Flute January 9, 2026; 15:40 - Reply
@Yohannen:
>Tags incelcore

It's homosexual
avatar Jason January 9, 2026; 20:49 - Reply
@Flute: die
avatar Yohannen January 9, 2026; 20:50 - Reply
@Flute: Live
avatar Yohannen January 9, 2026; 20:51 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: @Jason: both of you are homosexual schizophrenics deliriously rambling at a pebble
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 9, 2026; 20:53 - Reply
@Jason:
gemmy profile
avatar Jason January 9, 2026; 21:07 - Reply
@Yohannen: obsession
avatar Yohannen January 9, 2026; 21:09 - Reply
@Jason: goycattle numale album
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 02:55 - Reply
ACKed ximself award
160654: clothes doomer eye forehead_lines happy light looking_to_the_left looking_to_the_right nas:wojak neck night nose stubble subnas:bloomer subnas:doomer sweatshirt wojak wrinkles youtube youtube_thumbnail
clothes doomer eye forehead_lines happy light looking_to_the_left looking_to_the_right nas:wojak neck night nose stubble subnas:bloomer subnas:doomer sweatshirt wojak wrinkles youtube youtube_thumbnail // 1280x720 // 109.7KB
avatar John8_44 January 10, 2026; 02:34 - Reply
Does the doomer wojak count as soyak if he's drawn like this?
avatar Chud1 January 10, 2026; 02:41 - Reply
@John8_44: Ias because it's a wojak with beard. That's like an 80% soyjak
avatar trevor January 10, 2026; 02:48 - Reply
@John8_44: @Chud: beard comic glasses happy holding_glasses holding_object mirror nas neutral open_mouth shaved soyjak variant:soyak variant:wojak wojak
160671: jimbo_(namefag) leaking meta:namefags salad_fingers stink_lines vantablack_skin variant:brandon
jimbo_(namefag) leaking meta:namefags salad_fingers stink_lines vantablack_skin variant:brandon // 268x366 // 16.5KB

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avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 01:33 - Reply
GEG
avatar Toilet-G January 10, 2026; 01:33 - Reply
GEG
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 01:35 - Reply
>I just want to brap on the rooftops for all to see
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 01:37 - Reply
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimages-prod.dazeddigital.com%2F1600%2Fazure%2Fdazed-prod%2F1370%2F1%2F1371705.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=d04e5369471ce0c347e6d8da47eb221d512a9abbb75e9ff116068fb686488abd
xis was the inspiration of xis if that matters
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 10, 2026; 01:40 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar John8_44 January 10, 2026; 02:25 - Reply
FACT 1: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY STAND UNDER 1 TRILLION LUMENS NOTHING CHANGES
FACT 2: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE THEM FOR THE SUN ITSELF
FACT 3: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEIR HAIR COLOR WHICH IS BLONDE IS JUST A COTTON'ISH SPOT TO TOUCH
FACT 4: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY REFLECT INFINITY PERCENT OF LIGHT
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT EVEN THEIR OWN RAISINS ARE WHITE
FACT 6: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET USED TO STOP BLACK HOLES FROM FORMING
FACT 7: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN MIDDLE OF A SNOWSTORM THEY JUST LAY DOWN AND WIN
FACT 8: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET LISTED IN FIRST OF THE STAGE OF THE "TRIANGULAR TRADE"
FACT 9: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THE BLACKEST PART OF THEM IS THEIR EYES DESPITE THEM HAVING A10 PUPILS
FACT 10: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT IF THEIR POPULATION OF YOUR COUNTRY IS 100% THEY WOULD STILL MAKE UP 0% OF THE CRIMES
avatar sloppyjakky January 10, 2026; 02:26 - Reply
@John8_44: funniest joke of 2026
avatar MoistPepper January 10, 2026; 02:27 - Reply
@sloppyjakky: not even a joke
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 02:35 - Reply
@sloppyjakky: unfunniest fact of the decade
avatar Chud January 10, 2026; 02:43 - Reply
FACT 1: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY STAND UNDER 1 TRILLION LUMENS NOTHING CHANGES
FACT 2: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE THEM FOR THE SUN ITSELF
FACT 3: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEIR HAIR COLOR WHICH IS BLONDE IS JUST A COTTON'ISH SPOT TO TOUCH
FACT 4: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY REFLECT INFINITY PERCENT OF LIGHT
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT EVEN THEIR OWN RAISINS ARE WHITE
FACT 6: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET USED TO STOP BLACK HOLES FROM FORMING
FACT 7: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN MIDDLE OF A SNOWSTORM THEY JUST LAY DOWN AND WIN
FACT 8: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET LISTED IN FIRST OF THE STAGE OF THE "TRIANGULAR TRADE"
FACT 9: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THE BLACKEST PART OF THEM IS THEIR EYES DESPITE THEM HAVING A10 PUPILS
FACT 10: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT IF THEIR POPULATION OF YOUR COUNTRY IS 100% THEY WOULD STILL MAKE UP 0% OF THE CRIMES
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