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160714: anglo anglomutt beady_eyes british clothes ear eternal_anglo flag:united_kingdom grey_shirt grey_skin hair mustache pointy_ears stubble subvariant:anglomutt template united_kingdom variant:markiplier_soyjak
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160285: bald dudeman eyebrows gape glasses improved ominous ominous_shadow open_mouth stubble teeth teeth_showing variant:xooldude white_background
160600: 3_fingers award clothes hat jimbo_(namefag) meta:namefags niko_(oneshot) no_toes purple_hair series:retarded_namefag_drawings smile stink_lines vantablack_skin variant:alicia yellow_eyes yellow_teeth
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@Yohannen: >nobody cares about tag gets even doe its cool numbers n shieet
@OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten: hello ohio man
@MoistPepper: babigurl respond to mii
@MoistPepper: hello xXJimboLover1488Xx
FACT 1: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY STAND UNDER 1 TRILLION LUMENS NOTHING CHANGES
FACT 2: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE THEM FOR THE SUN ITSELF
FACT 3: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEIR HAIR COLOR WHICH IS BLONDE IS JUST A COTTON'ISH SPOT TO TOUCH
FACT 4: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY REFLECT INFINITY PERCENT OF LIGHT
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT EVEN THEIR OWN RAISINS ARE WHITE
FACT 6: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET USED TO STOP BLACK HOLES FROM FORMING
FACT 7: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN MIDDLE OF A SNOWSTORM THEY JUST LAY DOWN AND WIN
FACT 8: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET LISTED IN FIRST OF THE STAGE OF THE "TRIANGULAR TRADE"
FACT 9: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THE BLACKEST PART OF THEM IS THEIR EYES DESPITE THEM HAVING A10 PUPILS
FACT 10: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT IF THEIR POPULATION OF YOUR COUNTRY IS 100% THEY WOULD STILL MAKE UP 0% OF THE CRIMES
FACT 2: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE THEM FOR THE SUN ITSELF
FACT 3: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEIR HAIR COLOR WHICH IS BLONDE IS JUST A COTTON'ISH SPOT TO TOUCH
FACT 4: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY REFLECT INFINITY PERCENT OF LIGHT
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT EVEN THEIR OWN RAISINS ARE WHITE
FACT 6: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET USED TO STOP BLACK HOLES FROM FORMING
FACT 7: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN MIDDLE OF A SNOWSTORM THEY JUST LAY DOWN AND WIN
FACT 8: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET LISTED IN FIRST OF THE STAGE OF THE "TRIANGULAR TRADE"
FACT 9: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THE BLACKEST PART OF THEM IS THEIR EYES DESPITE THEM HAVING A10 PUPILS
FACT 10: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT IF THEIR POPULATION OF YOUR COUNTRY IS 100% THEY WOULD STILL MAKE UP 0% OF THE CRIMES
@John8_44: complete lie ^
why is he flat doe?
jimplap
160568: animal glasses goat oc stubble variant:unknown
Vlodson killer
quote murder
(eswatini is gemmy btw)
Where's the soy?
160424: ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe big_lips black_skin dark evil flashlight hair holding_gun holding_object horror irl jimbo_(namefag) light meta:namefags namefags niko_(oneshot) realistic subvariant:bramonster subvariant:branigger variant:brandon
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
SHOOT IT NOW
funny
jimb-weyefbewybewfgeqwf7he7fqgfeeq (eswatini is gemmy btw)
Jimbocreature
160748: beard gigachad grey_skin gun i_am_the_big_buff_grey_man nas:gigachad shooting
113221: beard bed black_shirt copium hair lips nose op_is_a_retarded_lazy_faggot_for_not_tagging_his_own_shit romania variant:unknown
this is last moments of Trevor (eswatini is gemmy btw)
49703: anime anime_female beanie black_hair blush clothes drawing glasses hair happy long_hair looking_diagonally looking_to_the_left looking_up meta:tagme necklace oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth soy soylent text variant:soytan white_background white_skin
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rosaar_uraisiniromiya_flamboyant person so FAT... entire wars have been fought for the oil reserves in xis skin pores.
AztecCHOKER so FAT, george BUSH couldn't find oil in xhis manboobs
^FAIL KWAB
ez dubs
AztecCHICKER so BIG, he ugly personed out and LOOKED LIKE AUNT MARGE from harry potter
roraisin_ushartiromiya_flamboyant person SO FAT, it takes approximately an entire millennia to walk around xer.
reply if ur trans ntb nrf
AZTECraisinter so FAT, he's hired as a plantery model, he achieves this by wearing a tarp with green paint in the shapes of the contients
160073: admin_6 banana_split_ice_cream black_eyes ext=mp4 grey_skin meta:ai_generated meta:not_oc meta:possibly_duplicate quote sora stubble variant:gapejak
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QUOTECHAN TOMORROW
@epx7fclhdrp: I smelled your brap coming 30 seconds before you commented.
@Coemskong: xis favelahut also has cum stains from 'ooning to miss circle
@epx7fclhdrp: blz alagado
@epx7fclhdrp: stop flashing me with your disgusting selfies
he says this
accurate especially for right now
160750: beard book dance esl meta:ai_generated muscles nas:gigachad shit_nobody_cares_about shitnobodycaresabout singing snca sneakers sneakers_o_toole
83359: award ban banned_user base blockchain blue blue_skin blue_tongue coinbase cryptocurrency discord ethereum fed gradient nft shitcoin variant:bernd
@rainhat: it's been a while...
160733: dead death judge_gem_(namefag) meta:namefags rip subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
139454: bbc blacked catjak_is_ass_brim_forced_by_two_retards_and_will_never_catch_on_kek glasses happy open_mouth queen_of_spades stubble tattoo variant:catjak
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@dap_chhuon: What rule does this break?
gemerald
kiss yourself Zoophile
yeah kiss yourself zoophile
[url=site://post/view/139454#c1083393]@Blenderflamboyant person[/url]: holy raisin stfu
@Chud: stfu dude
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I AM THE GEMS
NOTHINGBURGER! YOU SERIOUSLY SHOW YOUR FACE HERE AGAIN... AND NOW ARE A ZOOPHILE? YOU HAD SUCH A LOSS THAT YOU REPEATEDLY ACT LIKE OTHERS ARE ME JUST TO RELIEVE THE THE DISSATISFACTION OF GETTING THROWN OUT OF HERE. MAYBE NEXT TIME TRY TO MAKE A COMEVACK THAT ISNT GENERATED BY AI! HOW BAD MUST YOU BE THAT YOU ASK A ROBOT TO ACT AS YOURSELF?? AT LEAST YOUR NAME DESCRIBES YOU WELL!
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NOTHINGBURGER! YOUR TIME IS UP, CREEP! YOUR OBESSION WITH ME JUST WORKS IN MY FAVOR, NOT YOURS! GET READY TO FEEL THE SAME DEFEAT OVER AGAIN IF YOU COMMENT AT ME ONCE MORE!
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NOTHINGBURGER, YOU DISGUSTING ZOOPHILE diddyblud FROM DISCORD. SELF ADMITED BTW. GET BANNED FOR GOOD THIS TIME.
I AM THE GEMS
I AM THE LAW
I AM... JUDGE GEM
58563: arm badge closed_mouth clothes crossed_arms full_body glasses nate smug soyjak stubble subvariant:soyak_(smug) that_one_fucking_picture_of_nate_being_a_smug_little_bastard variant:soyak white_background yellow_hair
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[url=site://post/view/58563#c895644]@greedy personishautismaward78[/url]:
nusoi
Brimcoal
All soyteens look like HTSM
All soyteens look like HTSM
Poopson
the gem that saved the sharty
139288: ack award flag:transgender_pride_flag hanging judge_gem_(namefag) lapenisnigger lapis_lazuli meta:namefags rope speech_bubble tranny variant:bernd
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@LapisLazuli: actual autism ywnbaz
@LapisLazuli: I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH LAPISLAZULI FUCK YOU, I CAN'T FUCKING USE THIS SITE ANYMORE WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU'RE FUCKING EVIL YOU PIECE OF raisin NOT ONLY THAT YOU'RE LITERALLY THE WORST FUCKING ORE IN MINECRAFT LIKE WHEN I GO INTO A CAVE AND I AM TRYING TO LOOK FOR DIAMONDS I KEEP FINDING LAPIS LAZULI WHICH REMINDS ME OF YOU AND YOU REMIND ME OF HOW YOU ARE SO FUCKING MEAN AND RUDE TO ME I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE YOU'RE SO FUCKING MEAN YOU PIECE OF raisin IM GOING TO FUCKING REPORT YOU AND GET YOUR FUCKING BOORU ACCOUNT BANNED IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING BULLraisin YOU PIECE OF raisin
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
@LapisLazuli: >copycatting warrior-p
ohnonononononono lapenisugly persondiddynoons are we really like this??????
ohnonononononono lapenisugly persondiddynoons are we really like this??????
@LapisLazuli: YOU'RE THE REASON I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP AT NIGHT ANYMORE I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU DID TO MY MENTAL HEALTH YOU FUCKING DEspanishABLE INTOLERANT PIECE OF raisin
@LapisLazuli: FUCK YOU
@LapisLazuli: I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN YOU PIECE OF raisin
@LapisLazuli: kiss yourself
@professornothingburger: oughhhhh i just took a raisin
@professornothingburger: Why do you even hate me so much?
got this as a random gem pull
160707: brown_skin chatgpt clothes fat greasy hand hanging meta:namefags meta:war_and_peace_took_place_in_the_comments photo subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:perceptive_chud thales_(user) trevor_(user) variant:chudjak variant:feraljak white_skin
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@MenstrualCykill: Yeah who cares all of our ancestors did bad things we should just move on and live life
Thales is my Muslim brother and I don't blame him since he thought I was really a ugly person chaser, actually if that's the reason he started hating on me for a moment it's based
Thales is my Muslim brother and I don't blame him since he thought I was really a ugly person chaser, actually if that's the reason he started hating on me for a moment it's based
@Morostein: Nah foo hating sand nlggers is jooish n shiet we gotta stand with our Muslim brothas o algo
@Morostein: But they are the ones allowing them to come and fuck up the country
@Morostein: https://share.google/jw0GATsn9kOcQsHZV
@Morostein: It'ss jusst a google ssearch
@Morostein: It's that photo of zelensky meeting trump and vance
150400: closed_eyes closed_mouth frown glasses hand holding_object its_over pride_flag soyjak stubble text variant:gapejak woke
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the entire universe needs to gets woke and blacked.
@jimbo: rare jimbo trvke
Why is xe eating Jimbo's excrements?
>tfw hollywood consumer slop movie gets a sequel and they add a black character
160735: danishstandoff.xyz dark_brown_hair series:non_existent_splinters stubble teeth variant:impish_soyak_ears white_background
FIVE YEARSS ON THE 'GREG AWARD
160627: angry eyebrows fed full_body glasses motorcycle soyjak_party subvariant:gapejak_front subvariant:mustached_gapejak suit_and_tie sunglasses teeth trend:glowie variant:gapejak vehicle
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How do you do that shading?
@Dunchenman: You need to know a little about how colors work and look at some references. In this case, I took some images of a suit in the sun and separated it into a selet color palette. After that, I tested which ones worked best with which, and this was the result. It's not recommended by any serious designer, but unfortunately, that's how my creative process works. You can achieve the same result with much less work by learning color theory and the basics of saturation and light and shadow.
gem
@Coemskong: An important tip: don't leave all the shading work to AirBrush. It's an excellent tool, but relying too heavily on it makes the drawing look lifeless, and it doesn't handle colors correctly.
Someone should feature this
@MenstrualCykill: That one with the leaking plumbing Chud deserves more.
SoyBooru