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161078: animated black_skin bloodshot_eyes car car_crash driving music pancake street subvariant:branigger subvariant:feralrage subvariant:hydrocephason variant:alicia variant:brandon variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:ppp video weed
animated black_skin bloodshot_eyes car car_crash driving music pancake street subvariant:branigger subvariant:feralrage subvariant:hydrocephason variant:alicia variant:brandon variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:ppp video weed // 1918x1080, 33.3s // 18.5MB
avatar weakspaget January 11, 2026; 06:37 - Reply
Thought inducing gem
avatar Chud1 January 11, 2026; 06:40 - Reply
smoking le good but weed le bad therefore iron
avatar Chud2 January 11, 2026; 08:56 - Reply
greenmerald
avatar FatGuyParadise January 11, 2026; 09:54 - Reply
weederald
161114: glasses phonk scary trollface variant:mulletjak wrinkles
glasses phonk scary trollface variant:mulletjak wrinkles // 838x1072 // 97.6KB
avatar ronnieson2 January 11, 2026; 08:58 - Reply
those who mullet :skull
skull
skull:
avatar NotaSoyak January 11, 2026; 09:01 - Reply
Tuff
avatar Skeletorn January 11, 2026; 09:07 - Reply
Moment before mullet :skull
skull
skull: (explanation in comments)
avatar playinghand January 11, 2026; 09:09 - Reply
those who kill
avatar sackz2 January 11, 2026; 09:44 - Reply
ts tuff
161099: drool mushroom mustache retard subvariant:chudplier subvariant:euromutt subvariant:megaretard variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak vein white_shirt white_skin
drool mushroom mustache retard subvariant:chudplier subvariant:euromutt subvariant:megaretard variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak vein white_shirt white_skin // 590x800 // 23.2KB
avatar Chud1 January 11, 2026; 07:15 - Reply
self insert, downdoot
avatar MazelTV January 11, 2026; 09:32 - Reply
this is what happens when you don't wash your hair
avatar Flute January 11, 2026; 09:43 - Reply
@MazelTV:
Discord.forum users are born because of not showering? I should've guessed
161118: are_you_soying_what_im_soying award bloodshot_eyes blue_shirt booger brown_skin cross_eyed drool euromutt europe european_union fixed flag:european_union fnf_pedo hoodie looking_at_each_other meta:not_a_duplicate most_obsessed_faggot_award mustache nas:award nose red_eyes retard series:fusionjaks smile smirk smug star stars subvariant:chudplier subvariant:euromutt subvariant:eurosmug subvariant:megaretard text tooth transparent_background variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
are_you_soying_what_im_soying award bloodshot_eyes blue_shirt booger brown_skin cross_eyed drool euromutt europe european_union fixed flag:european_union fnf_pedo hoodie looking_at_each_other meta:not_a_duplicate most_obsessed_faggot_award mustache nas:award nose red_eyes retard series:fusionjaks smile smirk smug star stars subvariant:chudplier subvariant:euromutt subvariant:eurosmug subvariant:megaretard text tooth transparent_background variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1001x900 // 72.9KB
avatar Scoot January 11, 2026; 09:28 - Reply
>this will surely BTFO the ameriburgers or whatever

<yeah right, we are so not obsessed
avatar H3K January 11, 2026; 09:29 - Reply
Friendship gem.
avatar Scoot January 11, 2026; 09:32 - Reply
@H3K: thanks, your posts are also gems
avatar Flute January 11, 2026; 09:32 - Reply
Europe

WABW


Muttmerica

WNBW

avatar Chud1 January 11, 2026; 09:37 - Reply
@Flute: we know yurop will always be woke, and amerigods won't. enjoy being replaced by warrior z's islamic ummah brethren
avatar Flute January 11, 2026; 09:40 - Reply
@Chud:
i prefer to be white among noons than to be a brown mixture of 30 snca races in the mcdonalds country... Among noons geg
159112: blood glasses gun gunshot holding_paper paper shooting soyjak stubble suicide variant:uncjak white_background
blood glasses gun gunshot holding_paper paper shooting soyjak stubble suicide variant:uncjak white_background // 1100x631 // 76.2KB
avatar retard January 6, 2026; 06:22 - Reply
Dupe I'm pretty sire
avatar loot January 6, 2026; 06:24 - Reply
@special: higher quality and aliased though
avatar retard January 6, 2026; 06:24 - Reply
@loot: gemmy
avatar Gear January 6, 2026; 06:25 - Reply
@special: this isnt a dupe specialGOD i linked the source and it's a lot different
avatar retard January 6, 2026; 06:25 - Reply
@Gear: I thought I saw the same one befor
avatar Zonky January 6, 2026; 06:35 - Reply
Great remake, gem.
avatar Apollo January 11, 2026; 09:31 - Reply
gem
159455: beard blowjob ear female funny_because_its_porn girl hair hand looking_down neck oral_sex reddit_meme saliva satire smile stubble subvariant:gapejak_female sucking turtleneck variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears white_skin
beard blowjob ear female funny_because_its_porn girl hair hand looking_down neck oral_sex reddit_meme saliva satire smile stubble subvariant:gapejak_female sucking turtleneck variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears white_skin // 1347x898 // 44.3KB

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avatar Chud January 7, 2026; 05:17 - Reply
Aztechicano and a black guy btw
avatar Aztechicano January 7, 2026; 05:19 - Reply
@Chud: why would the black guy suck me? ur weird.
avatar Chud January 7, 2026; 07:40 - Reply
@Chud: geg
avatar Chud January 7, 2026; 07:41 - Reply
@Aztechicano: your gonna be the one sucking
avatar Olgol January 7, 2026; 07:42 - Reply
Coal
avatar Chud January 7, 2026; 09:37 - Reply
Ew ferret
avatar Chudno109803242 January 8, 2026; 00:21 - Reply
why is she sucking her hand kek
avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 09:15 - Reply
@Chudno109803242: I tried my hardest to make this not nsfw while still looking like what it is
avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 09:17 - Reply
@Chudno109803242: some autistic people suck their hands
avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 09:18 - Reply
@Chud: I guess she autistic
161073: ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe alien amerimutt amphibian art artist:tqqt award bald beard black_hair brown_hair brown_skin cane cant_draw_award celtic closed_mouth clothes crown cute dr_eggman drawing druid druidism eggman fat forehead_lines frog funny glasses green_skin grey_hair hat holding_object impish ireland james_gandolfini jimbo_(namefag) laser leaf meta:namefags meta:requests moistpepper_(user) moustache nas:gigachad nas:pepe nature no_glasses old open_mouth pagan paganism party_hat pepe_the_frog raygun religion robes rosy_cheeks sega skeleton smile sonic standing stick stubble subvariant:female_feraljak subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:rand subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tan_skin the_sopranos tony_soprano transparent_background tung_tung_tung_sahur variant:alicia variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_tony variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:massjak variant:meximutt variant:mulletjak variant:soyboorupostlist1jak veiron_(user) vrillium watermark white_background white_skin woody_(toy_story)
ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe alien amerimutt amphibian art artist:tqqt award bald beard black_hair brown_hair brown_skin cane cant_draw_award celtic closed_mouth clothes crown cute dr_eggman drawing druid druidism eggman fat forehead_lines frog funny glasses green_skin grey_hair hat holding_object impish ireland james_gandolfini jimbo_(namefag) laser leaf meta:namefags meta:requests moistpepper_(user) moustache nas:gigachad nas:pepe nature no_glasses old open_mouth pagan paganism party_hat pepe_the_frog raygun religion robes rosy_cheeks sega skeleton smile sonic standing stick stubble subvariant:female_feraljak subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:rand subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tan_skin the_sopranos tony_soprano transparent_background tung_tung_tung_sahur variant:alicia variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_tony variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:massjak variant:meximutt variant:mulletjak variant:soyboorupostlist1jak veiron_(user) vrillium watermark white_background white_skin woody_(toy_story) // 1658x655 // 476.1KB

showing 10 of 17 comments

avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 06:27 - Reply
obvious IAS padding like this shouldn't be allowed
avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 06:27 - Reply
@loot: no you need the UTC time too
avatar trevor January 11, 2026; 06:28 - Reply
@OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten: you can just copy and paste the tags from each post into here
avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 06:28 - Reply
@Chud: noon this isn't padding theres so many jaks here
avatar trevor January 11, 2026; 06:28 - Reply
@Chud: this
avatar trevor January 11, 2026; 06:28 - Reply
@Chud: he just took a screenshot and drew a face with stubble over it
avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten January 11, 2026; 06:29 - Reply
@Chud:
>IAS padding even doe broot zxrimself is approving these
avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 06:33 - Reply
>everythang me don like is le ias padding durhhh
avatar playinghand January 11, 2026; 09:16 - Reply
tt h
avatar playinghand January 11, 2026; 09:16 - Reply
tt h
161075: bald canvas glasses no_ears nose nostril open_mouth stubble variant:canvasjak white_skin wrinkles
bald canvas glasses no_ears nose nostril open_mouth stubble variant:canvasjak white_skin wrinkles // 3607x1785 // 46.9KB
avatar vaciiizaine January 11, 2026; 06:25 - Reply
poopson killer
avatar Chud1 January 11, 2026; 06:29 - Reply
vlodson raper
avatar playinghand January 11, 2026; 09:14 - Reply
this thing killed my family
avatar playinghand January 11, 2026; 09:14 - Reply
btww
70042: 2019 3dgifmaker animated beard closed_mouth clothes distorted ext=gif fat fat_duel glasses irl open_mouth red_tshirt schizo soyboy subvariant:fatjak_irl tshirt variant:fatjak
2019 3dgifmaker animated beard closed_mouth clothes distorted ext=gif fat fat_duel glasses irl open_mouth red_tshirt schizo soyboy subvariant:fatjak_irl tshirt variant:fatjak // 250x250 // 369.4KB
avatar AnonymousABINigger May 26, 2025; 14:10 - Reply
Rating NAS
avatar Flute January 11, 2026; 09:00 - Reply
geg gem
127317: closed_mouth clothes glasses hair meme open_mouth speech_bubble text variant:soytan
closed_mouth clothes glasses hair meme open_mouth speech_bubble text variant:soytan // 320x365 // 69.9KB

showing 10 of 28 comments

avatar sabiopajin July 10, 2025; 01:26 - Reply
@B_B_GHAST: shut your mouth fucker
avatar Chud July 10, 2025; 02:15 - Reply
SOYTAN WNBAG
avatar Chud July 11, 2025; 10:27 - Reply
SOYTAN WABAG
avatar Chud July 11, 2025; 10:29 - Reply
@B_B_GHAST: GO FUCK YOUSELF
avatar Chud July 11, 2025; 12:14 - Reply
She just got done servicing BBCs
avatar Chud July 29, 2025; 02:53 - Reply
@Chud: misogynistic brimstone
avatar boorucaca July 29, 2025; 03:57 - Reply
@Chud: (Country)
gemmy
avatar jewishautismaward78 July 29, 2025; 04:00 - Reply
@Chud: Turkiye
gemmy
avatar Silberfisch July 29, 2025; 04:02 - Reply
literal ugly person Humor
avatar cocoschoppenboer January 11, 2026; 08:58 - Reply
soytan is so cute
161039: amphibian animated buster_baxter dance frog gif_animation meta:ai_generated nas:buster_baxter nas:gigachad nas:pepe nate pepe_the_frog that_one_fucking_picture_of_nate_being_a_smug_little_bastard variant:soyak
amphibian animated buster_baxter dance frog gif_animation meta:ai_generated nas:buster_baxter nas:gigachad nas:pepe nate pepe_the_frog that_one_fucking_picture_of_nate_being_a_smug_little_bastard variant:soyak // 768x768 // 15.9MB
avatar trevor January 11, 2026; 05:48 - Reply
Lol das me
avatar loot January 11, 2026; 05:59 - Reply
we all look like this and do this
avatar Ghostguy338 January 11, 2026; 06:00 - Reply
Are there any Amerimutts awake rn
avatar Ghostguy338 January 11, 2026; 06:00 - Reply
Or any Euromutts
avatar Chud1 January 11, 2026; 06:01 - Reply
@Ghostguy338: hey
avatar SawK January 11, 2026; 08:52 - Reply
i look like this and do this
161072: ai_art glasses meta:ai_generated mullet mustache nose_ring realistic variant:mulletjak
ai_art glasses meta:ai_generated mullet mustache nose_ring realistic variant:mulletjak // 896x1152 // 254.6KB
avatar Ghostguy338 January 11, 2026; 06:20 - Reply
Gem, makes me crave Matcha & Dubai Chocolate
avatar Busmowerman January 11, 2026; 06:23 - Reply
gemerald
avatar ronnieson2 January 11, 2026; 06:27 - Reply
op doesnt look like this btw
avatar Niggermutt January 11, 2026; 06:52 - Reply
I look like this
avatar Flute January 11, 2026; 08:46 - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud1 January 11, 2026; 08:46 - Reply
terrible coal
143692: baby clothes ear eyebrows eyelids fundamental_paper_education glasses hair nose not_a_fucking_soyjak open_mouth propeller_hat robby_(fundamental_paper_education) robby_fpe transparent_background variant:nojak variant:unknown variant:vlodson
baby clothes ear eyebrows eyelids fundamental_paper_education glasses hair nose not_a_fucking_soyjak open_mouth propeller_hat robby_(fundamental_paper_education) robby_fpe transparent_background variant:nojak variant:unknown variant:vlodson // 794x1110 // 70.0KB

showing 10 of 12 comments

avatar H3K November 8, 2025; 01:40 - Reply
@jarebear:
>vlodsonian

>gems

Pick one.
avatar Garf November 8, 2025; 01:41 - Reply
@Chud: grow up
avatar dap November 8, 2025; 01:42 - Reply
@jarebear: the way this noon types is similar to the way vlodsondiddy types.
curious
avatar jarebear November 8, 2025; 01:45 - Reply
@dap_chhuon: We simply use punctuation, that is all. I hope you have a jaredtastic day :)
avatar Chud November 8, 2025; 01:48 - Reply
Gem
avatar LapeResbians14 November 8, 2025; 01:52 - Reply
Fuck you, vlodson will always be a brimstone
avatar PRIZINS November 8, 2025; 01:52 - Reply
@jarebear: bullraisin brother wars o algo
avatar Toilet-G November 8, 2025; 02:10 - Reply
>Vlodraisin

>Fdiddy slop

Yup it's ultra-noonbrim
avatar Garf November 8, 2025; 02:11 - Reply
@Toilet-G: stop whining for 2 seconds
avatar XX_IwajuGoyim_XX January 11, 2026; 08:41 - Reply
most noon ugly person brimstone from the depths of noongehenna award
143807: chart coin crypto cryptocurrency meta:not_oc money sad variant:unknown variant:vlodson vlodcoin
chart coin crypto cryptocurrency meta:not_oc money sad variant:unknown variant:vlodson vlodcoin // 1580x813 // 1.2MB
avatar Chud1 November 8, 2025; 23:46 - Reply
Trvthnvke
avatar trevor November 9, 2025; 00:16 - Reply
most gemmy and A10 eyed variant awrd
avatar XX_IwajuGoyim_XX January 11, 2026; 08:40 - Reply
vlodson wnbag
157097: arm artist:conservativewaluigi baby deformed_baby finger hand hands_on_keyboard keyboard mcdonalds nose open_mouth poopson soyjak subvariant:mcdonalds_typing_cobson typing variant:vlodson white_background wojakland wrinkle
arm artist:conservativewaluigi baby deformed_baby finger hand hands_on_keyboard keyboard mcdonalds nose open_mouth poopson soyjak subvariant:mcdonalds_typing_cobson typing variant:vlodson white_background wojakland wrinkle // 164x248 // 24.7KB
avatar retard January 1, 2026; 00:07 - Reply
geg
avatar trevor January 1, 2026; 00:09 - Reply
brimcoal
avatar FeraljakDeliverZa January 1, 2026; 00:09 - Reply
this is literally poopson it's pure antimatter
avatar MenstrualCykill January 1, 2026; 00:35 - Reply
You forgot to tag it as "NAS: vlodson" special
avatar Ghostguy338 January 11, 2026; 08:35 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: already did it for him mate
160218: fitmc gem glasses head_jack_in_real_life headjak irl max_headroom mouth_closed realistic tomar variant:headjak
fitmc gem glasses head_jack_in_real_life headjak irl max_headroom mouth_closed realistic tomar variant:headjak // 2048x2080 // 6.1MB
avatar Busmowerman January 8, 2026; 22:41 - Reply
ha
avatar Metro2033 January 8, 2026; 22:43 - Reply
actually fucking incredible
avatar Metro2033 January 8, 2026; 22:52 - Reply
i know the guy who made headjak god i wish i could show him this
avatar Busmowerman January 8, 2026; 22:56 - Reply
@Metro2033: wait really? in real life? like the actual user? cartoon crazy glasses open_mouth soyjak stubble the_simpsons tongue variant:cobson
avatar Metro2033 January 11, 2026; 08:25 - Reply
@Busmowerman: im personal friends with him its sad doe he quit the internet if i see him again ill let him know your work
141535: averi buff fox furry holding_head satisfying star_of_david swastika variant:impish_soyak_ears
averi buff fox furry holding_head satisfying star_of_david swastika variant:impish_soyak_ears // 1577x1900 // 335.6KB

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avatar Chud October 24, 2025; 09:54 - Reply
ISRAEL VVON REPENT diddyblud
avatar Joe_Barbaro October 24, 2025; 10:15 - Reply
israel is a save haven for hollywood diddybluds ableit
avatar Chud October 24, 2025; 11:49 - Reply
Judeo gemmy gem Israel and moloch
avatar Chud October 24, 2025; 11:50 - Reply
would be a gem but demiurge worship therefore carbon
avatar Chud October 24, 2025; 11:51 - Reply
@Chud: *won
avatar Chud October 29, 2025; 16:52 - Reply
nonsenserald that symbols should be reversed
avatar NvclearWarhead December 18, 2025; 01:06 - Reply
fetish
avatar Chud January 7, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
Brimstone
avatar jdjdy January 11, 2026; 08:23 - Reply
It's gemmy
avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 08:24 - Reply
@NvclearWarhead: trvke
161111: award bloodshot_eyes blue_shirt booger brown_skin drool european_union fixed hoodie meta:not_a_duplicate most_obsessed_faggot_award mustache smile smirk smug subvariant:euromutt subvariant:eurosmug text transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak
award bloodshot_eyes blue_shirt booger brown_skin drool european_union fixed hoodie meta:not_a_duplicate most_obsessed_faggot_award mustache smile smirk smug subvariant:euromutt subvariant:eurosmug text transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak // 593x797 // 18.2KB
avatar Ghostguy338 January 11, 2026; 08:00 - Reply
Nusubvariant just dropped
avatar Ghostguy338 January 11, 2026; 08:02 - Reply
>but muh heckin' walkuhble cities
avatar cocoschoppenboer January 11, 2026; 08:03 - Reply
why would eurosmug be a subvariant o'reo it's just euromutt smirking
avatar Chud1 January 11, 2026; 08:05 - Reply
<hmmph who needs guns or diverse people of all races like america my pasty white raisinhole is le good because trains and I live in my based and trad euromudhutt outside baron raisintershatter's 9000 year old castle!
avatar Busmowerman January 11, 2026; 08:17 - Reply
hmph!
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