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85123: greentext meta:ai_generated nigger posted_it_again_award subvariant:chudplier subvariant:jartycuck trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak video voiceover
greentext meta:ai_generated nigger posted_it_again_award subvariant:chudplier subvariant:jartycuck trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak video voiceover // 1280x720, 42.6s // 2.6MB

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avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: > Banned "s0ylent" for no reason award
avatar Chud - Reply
Gemerald
avatar anglo_bvll - Reply
I can't even comprehend any of this :skull: in what situation would you even use this wojak
avatar Chud - Reply
madagascan slopstone, antimatter if you will
avatar tvrkicwvrriorforyuo - Reply
xe was so gemmy
avatar Chud - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud - Reply
isaacAR8 listens to this daily
avatar Chud - Reply
geg
avatar Pico - Reply
username
avatar Teasuck - Reply
Jimbrap's favourite station
159092: ak-47 back blood conscript(hl2beta) consul(hl2) gordon_freeman half-life half-life_2 half-life_2_(beta) half_life half_life_2 sniper sniper_rifle subvariant:doctos subvariant:pol_face valve variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:smugjak variant:soyak weapon xm29-oicw
ak-47 back blood conscript(hl2beta) consul(hl2) gordon_freeman half-life half-life_2 half-life_2_(beta) half_life half_life_2 sniper sniper_rifle subvariant:doctos subvariant:pol_face valve variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:smugjak variant:soyak weapon xm29-oicw // 2000x1500 // 324.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Totaler russen tod
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Its pigdeath
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud: @Chud:
@Chud: @Chud:
@Chud: @Chud:
low_effort meta:template nas:soyjak_accessory speech speech-bubble speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty speechbubble template
closed_mouth ear fat flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses hair hohol obese pig pigger pink_skin soyjak subvariant:branigger transparent_background trident tryzub ukraine variant:brandon
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
>MANWICH IS DOWN!
120461: 2010s 2012 aircraft baneposting batman bill_wilson christopher_nolan cia_(the_dark_knight_rises) hands_on_waist nas:bane nigger plane smug soldier the_dark_knight_rises trend:glowie variant:soyak
2010s 2012 aircraft baneposting batman bill_wilson christopher_nolan cia_(the_dark_knight_rises) hands_on_waist nas:bane nigger plane smug soldier the_dark_knight_rises trend:glowie variant:soyak // 7680x4320 // 19.2MB

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avatar TwnkH8er - Reply
Rest in piss
avatar CrimsonVoidHydra1488 - Reply
REST IN PISS DUMB FUCKIN noon
angry animated emoticon glasses open_mouth packwatch rip rip_bozo smoking soyjak stubble text variant:cobson
avatar Chud - Reply
rip crimsonvoidhydra1488's alt
avatar Chud - Reply
rest in piss noon, what did they catch him for?
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: he admitted to gooning to the main cast of neon genesis evangelion which are all underaged teenagers btw
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: GEGGG
avatar Chud - Reply
>Dr. Pavel, I'm NSS.
avatar Broly_tht - Reply
>7680
x4320
8k hd gem
avatar Tho420 - Reply
bane?
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
@jimbo: for being a jimbo?
161110: bait baited_nobody_award blond brimstone cobson_killer meta:bait meta:leaky meta:not_oc nate not_a_fucking_soyjak pointing variant:feraljak variant:poopson variant:vlodson vlodson_will_never_be_a_gem
bait baited_nobody_award blond brimstone cobson_killer meta:bait meta:leaky meta:not_oc nate not_a_fucking_soyjak pointing variant:feraljak variant:poopson variant:vlodson vlodson_will_never_be_a_gem // 1080x1031 // 403.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
You got a 4chan get and your variant is still seen as coal
You made 500 edits in the span of 4 months (avg. 4.1 per day) and your variant is still seen as coal You got the site owner and developer to post your variant on the booru and your variant is still seen as coal This isn't demoralization or hatred. This is truth. This is a hard pill to swallow. it will always be coal no matter what, no matter how many achievements you get and the day you eventually develop jakking fatigue is the very day nobody will ever remember or see vlodson ever again. Soyteens already learnt to ignore your baitposts and vlodbait recieves 3x less replies then it did 2-3 months ago.
VLODSON WNBAG, VLODSON IS NAS
avatar Busmowerman - Reply
HEH! hrjak WON!
avatar Ghostguy338 - Reply
EVERYONE MARK ALL VLODSON POSTS AS NAS
avatar Acoustic - Reply
@Ghostguy338: theres a lot more jaks that are commonly accepted which are proportionally similar in NAS levels as vlodson, there is no need to get so annoyed about it its just a variant that one dedicated autist uses and if it doesnt miraculously catch on it will die off soon enough when he gets bored
avatar Flute - Reply
Why does he think every variant is vlodson?
avatar playinghand - Reply
o ok!
avatar deuterium - Reply
@Acoustic: vlodson is disliked not only because it's NAS and forced coal that clogs up the 'ru, but also because its creator openly disdains the core of 'jakking culture while posting abhorrent gooner brimstone
avatar Chud2 - Reply
You got a 4chan get and your variant is still seen as coal
You made 500 edits in the span of 4 months (avg. 4.1 per day) and your variant is still seen as coal You got the site owner and developer to post your variant on the booru and your variant is still seen as coal This isn't demoralization or hatred. This is truth. This is a hard pill to swallow. it will always be coal no matter what, no matter how many achievements you get and the day you eventually develop jakking fatigue is the very day nobody will ever remember or see vlodson ever again. Soyteens already learnt to ignore your baitposts and vlodbait recieves 3x less replies then it did 2-3 months ago. VLODSON WNBAG, VLODSON IS NAS
161125: award bloodshot_eyes clothes drool evoker_(minecraft) green_eyes grey_skin illager minecraft mustache nose robe smile smirk smug subvariant:euromutt subvariant:eurosmug text variant:markiplier_soyjak
award bloodshot_eyes clothes drool evoker_(minecraft) green_eyes grey_skin illager minecraft mustache nose robe smile smirk smug subvariant:euromutt subvariant:eurosmug text variant:markiplier_soyjak // 593x797 // 21.2KB
avatar Ghostguy338 - Reply
New tag, NAS:vlodson. Come help us.
avatar Niggermutt - Reply
@Ghostguy338: obsessed with vlodGODS
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@noonmutt:
black_skin chopped chopped_ahh_nigga ear irregularly_shaped_speech_bubble nigger recessed_jawline retrognathia side_profile speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:kuzjak_side variant:kuzjak weak_chin white_background yellow_sclera
avatar tQQt - Reply
xe looks like this
94388: amerimutt chile european_union garfield garfielf greentext iran iraq libya meme most_obsessed_faggot_award mutt oil saddam_hussein soyjak_party subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt tariff text text_to_speech united_states variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak video
amerimutt chile european_union garfield garfielf greentext iran iraq libya meme most_obsessed_faggot_award mutt oil saddam_hussein soyjak_party subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt tariff text text_to_speech united_states variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak video // 720x720, 74s // 9.1MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
The Groyperous Feast
avatar Chud_TND_1448 - Reply
Or however
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Gembo alert
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Greentext AI ESL audio gemmy
avatar Chud4 - Reply
amerimutt tag 1700 GET
avatar Chud5 - Reply
best garfielf script ever
avatar Chud6 - Reply
Mocks Americans even doe they protected euromutt from eastern mongroids and protected democracy.
avatar Lemon - Reply
@Chud: democracy is homosexual and europe would be better if the axis powers won
avatar H3K - Reply
gem
avatar Teasuck - Reply
Made me geg, issa gem
42273: animation_meme blue_eyes furry heterochromia kittydog open_mouth pink_eyes soyjak translucent_background transparent_background variant:chugsjak
animation_meme blue_eyes furry heterochromia kittydog open_mouth pink_eyes soyjak translucent_background transparent_background variant:chugsjak // 1381x1619 // 89.9KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
gemmy
avatar Chud - Reply
^ person above me will never be a woman
avatar Chud - Reply
coal
avatar Chud - Reply
Kittydog zoophile brimstone
avatar Chud - Reply
insane brimstone antimatter
avatar newGOD - Reply
diddyslavTV is dead
avatar Chud - Reply
furgem
avatar Chud - Reply
not even ugly people support her geg
avatar Chud - Reply
xe "groomed" birdie (pooner ferret 'pist doey) even though xey had a 2 year age gap
avatar ribbonribbonribbonribbonribbon - Reply
I hate this bitch so much
58648: crystal_cafe greentext movie movie_poster poster smug soyjak subvariant:gapejak_female tranny variant:bernd variant:gapejak variant:soyak
crystal_cafe greentext movie movie_poster poster smug soyjak subvariant:gapejak_female tranny variant:bernd variant:gapejak variant:soyak // 700x1000 // 658.4KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud - Reply
Frmjak coal
avatar Chud - Reply
Dreamworks needs to make this
avatar Chud - Reply
I can't wait
avatar Chud - Reply
needs proper tagging
avatar nonoko - Reply
i would actually unironically watch this movie
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Make this real
avatar Chud - Reply
Don't make this real
avatar Teasuck - Reply
Perhaps make this real
37100: chao_(sonic) drawing joke oekaki omochao open_mouth reddit science sonic_the_hedgehog soyjak stubble text variant:unknown yellow_eyes
chao_(sonic) drawing joke oekaki omochao open_mouth reddit science sonic_the_hedgehog soyjak stubble text variant:unknown yellow_eyes // 928x688 // 96.9KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
IAS gemstone
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: OP sameflamboyant personging
avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
@Chud: approved after 4 days but how the fuck is this supposed to be omochao
avatar Chud - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: Because its is 🤷🏾
avatar AdamDX - Reply
@Chud: big Sardinian cock
avatar Zukkrkant - Reply
Ermmm... I don't get this joke
avatar Chud - Reply
nas coal
avatar Chud - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie:
>blind special ugly person cant even ID xhis favorite vidya characters
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Luckily he is dead now
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
kiss yourself noon
161116: cartoon closed_mouth ed_edd_n_eddy eddy meme meta:made_this_a_while_ago_but_i_forgot_to_upload_it nose squinting stubble suspicious variant:impish_soyak_ears
cartoon closed_mouth ed_edd_n_eddy eddy meme meta:made_this_a_while_ago_but_i_forgot_to_upload_it nose squinting stubble suspicious variant:impish_soyak_ears // 598x633 // 14.2KB
avatar ribbonribbonribbonribbonribbon - Reply
HOLY GEMERALD
133516: 2soyjaks baby big_ears ear enjoying eyebrows eyelids fat friendship hand large meta:vlodson_is_a_forced_variant no_more_brother_wars obese open_mouth smile subvariant:jared variant:feraljak variant:vlodson wholesome
2soyjaks baby big_ears ear enjoying eyebrows eyelids fat friendship hand large meta:vlodson_is_a_forced_variant no_more_brother_wars obese open_mouth smile subvariant:jared variant:feraljak variant:vlodson wholesome // 1500x1000 // 183.2KB
avatar nonoko - Reply
vlodson is fucking coal
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@nonoko: changed "variant:vlodson" to "nas:vlodson"
avatar Chud1 - Reply
dont vandalize the tags cause they make your clitty leak
avatar nonoko - Reply
not even lennon was that forced during its heyday
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@nonoko: maybe one day a thread about remove all the variant tags will be done but I'm pretty sure it would be considered vandalism
avatar oscari - Reply
@nonoko: I remember lennon
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@oscari: do you think it would be against the rules for a group of teens to remove the all the variant tags or nah
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@nonoko: The Lennonjak creator has spoken. Heed his words
avatar oscari - Reply
@Chud: yes it would be against the rules to have your cord ugly person buddies fuck you in the ass with a silicone penis because their dicks aren't "big enough" for your tastes
161121: ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe kanye_west moon music space stars variant:cobson
ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe kanye_west moon music space stars variant:cobson // 1920x1080, 23.8s // 7.3MB
avatar MazelTV - Reply
gem
avatar Chud1 - Reply
low effort coalson
avatar Chud2 - Reply
I'm a fan
avatar Teasuck - Reply
This is art
avatar TNDulator69 - Reply
>16
:9, still frame
>it's a video

>wasn't worth my time
153873: beard black_background glasses glowing glowing_eyes long_face red_eyes schizo schizophrenia shadow stretched_mouth stubble teeth variant:feraljak wrinkles
beard black_background glasses glowing glowing_eyes long_face red_eyes schizo schizophrenia shadow stretched_mouth stubble teeth variant:feraljak wrinkles // 1256x2580 // 2.3MB
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
OYYYYYYYYYYY!
 doctos
avatar CuteCrab - Reply
gem
avatar Chud1 - Reply
scp-096?
159443: babble dark distorted feminism glasses gooning i_look_like_this i_say_this insane irc masturbation pain red_background red_skin schizo schizophrenia schizorant screaming subvariant:disgusting_oscari_creature subvariant:soyak_(crazed) text toss variant:soyak
babble dark distorted feminism glasses gooning i_look_like_this i_say_this insane irc masturbation pain red_background red_skin schizo schizophrenia schizorant screaming subvariant:disgusting_oscari_creature subvariant:soyak_(crazed) text toss variant:soyak // 1536x2048 // 4.5MB
avatar sprnurse - Reply
#relatable
avatar trevor - Reply
avatar trevor - Reply
greg type quote
avatar oscari - Reply
@trevor: Type raisin
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
Gemerald
avatar Chud1 - Reply
not reading allat
157911: autism blox blue_eyes blush brown_skin dandy's_world female hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jigsaw_puzzle meta:namefags mexico muscular_female nazism ppings_(user) puzzle roblox shirts sperg subvariant:mexiaryan swastika tiktok underage variant:meximutt
autism blox blue_eyes blush brown_skin dandy's_world female hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jigsaw_puzzle meta:namefags mexico muscular_female nazism ppings_(user) puzzle roblox shirts sperg subvariant:mexiaryan swastika tiktok underage variant:meximutt // 882x869 // 89.0KB

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avatar Skeletorn - Reply
@trevor: >hi my name is disgusting the demented sissy pervert trevor creature, and i'm gonna eat my brimstone for ya
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
@Skeletorn: fail arrow award
avatar trevor - Reply
@Skeletorn: fail
>hi my name is skeletorn I'm a 'cordmonkey and I'm from denmark ya kauch aurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
@trevor: i say this, how could you tell?
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
specialerald
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@veironn: truthnuke, tiktok is as bad as spva comments, they arent even real 'teens
avatar Admre - Reply
@BALDIgemmy: and raisinstagram has real 'teens?
avatar evis - Reply
who was this gook again
avatar LvivanBvll - Reply
>coaltok won or something like that
avatar LvivanBvll - Reply
@cutebooru: ev&oe xhe's still making irons on xer 'tok page
161142: glasses helmet nuvariant open_mouth sam_hyde small_eyes stubble variant:helmetjak variant:unknown
glasses helmet nuvariant open_mouth sam_hyde small_eyes stubble variant:helmetjak variant:unknown // 2048x1536 // 316.5KB
avatar whateveryouwant - Reply
made me geg award
136707: angry blood breaking_bad communism dead greentext kuz music revolver soot soyjak_party subvariant:kuzjak_gun variant:gapejak variant:kuzjak video
angry blood breaking_bad communism dead greentext kuz music revolver soot soyjak_party subvariant:kuzjak_gun variant:gapejak variant:kuzjak video // 2262x1080, 45.2s // 14.5MB
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
2022 gemmy
avatar Tho420 - Reply
gemn
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gem but whats the tts?
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud:
<And I really did help you. I gave you the best servers, didn't I?

<Your presence is no longer needed

<And so came the end of Soot
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Gem gem
avatar AdolfTrumpson - Reply
https://youtu.be/DV7kkfPSMwo
Geeg its on SPVA
avatar Teasuck - Reply
Rest in peace Sooty Soot
142383: 4chan 4cuck ai_voice ai_voiceover amphibian blacked ck_(4chan) cuck frog greentext meta:not_oc nas:pepe onion onions pepe_the_frog pol_(4chan) screenshot subvariant:soyak_(crazed) variant:soyak video youtube_video
4chan 4cuck ai_voice ai_voiceover amphibian blacked ck_(4chan) cuck frog greentext meta:not_oc nas:pepe onion onions pepe_the_frog pol_(4chan) screenshot subvariant:soyak_(crazed) variant:soyak video youtube_video // 1920x1080, 432.2s // 47.3MB
avatar Realjartycuck_not - Reply
approve
avatar Gigyachad - Reply
updoot
avatar Chud1 - Reply
SNCA
avatar Chud2 - Reply
wait is crazed soyak that old? holy raisin
avatar namechudd - Reply
ancienterald
avatar Realjartycuck_not - Reply
@Chud: yeah it was the first subvariant
avatar Teasuck - Reply
Some of these were gemmy, some weren't but it's history so we should respect it o algo
160736: blood hanging horn purple_tongue rope variant:bernd variant:chudjak
blood hanging horn purple_tongue rope variant:bernd variant:chudjak // 733x568 // 151.3KB

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avatar asstrophy - Reply
@LapisLazuli: thats supposed to be greek
avatar AtomiserRB - Reply
@Snake: marge..
avatar Chud - Reply
not featured because some janny decided to pin his own coal award
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
Not even a Christian, but the brim that has been posted recently and then to see this gem is refreshing
avatar AtomiserRB - Reply
@Skeletorn: thank you, i hope you turn to the gospel one day
avatar playinghand - Reply
gemmy
avatar loot - Reply
tanzanite
avatar xerox - Reply
VeryNice
avatar korg - Reply
@LapisLazuli: It's the Greek letter Omega
avatar Chud - Reply
Yohannen on the left
78921: country countrywar crying flag flag:philippines glasses gun hair hand holding_object open_mouth philippines pistol soyjak star_(symbol) stubble teeth variant:feraljak
country countrywar crying flag flag:philippines glasses gun hair hand holding_object open_mouth philippines pistol soyjak star_(symbol) stubble teeth variant:feraljak // 1117x1066 // 466.7KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
me when froor doesn't delete /pol/ and replace it with /bbc/ and /trans/
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Me when my chineseBVLL doesn't want to fuck my wife
avatar Chud3 - Reply
^ukrgemmy
avatar Chud4 - Reply
^rusgemmy
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
PHILIPPINgemmy GEM.
blond blue_eyes fact flag:philippines glasses hand looking_at_you philippines pointing series:countryaryan_gem! serious sign stubble transparent trend:aryan variant:cobson white_background white_skin
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