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161523: clothes different_hairstyle evil glasses glowing glowing_eyes glowing_glasses hair hand shadow smile smirk smug subvariant:chudjak_seething template variant:chudjak white_shirt white_skin
clothes different_hairstyle evil glasses glowing glowing_eyes glowing_glasses hair hand shadow smile smirk smug subvariant:chudjak_seething template variant:chudjak white_shirt white_skin // 1240x1568 // 70.1KB
avatar tQQt - Reply
jus like muh hekkin gemmyime ou algo
160356: edit_(tiktok) ext=mp4 filter looking_at_you meta:not_oc meta:possibly_duplicate subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak video white_background
edit_(tiktok) ext=mp4 filter looking_at_you meta:not_oc meta:possibly_duplicate subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak video white_background // 720x720, 10.4s // 2.4MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Me when the when the....
Or something idk
avatar Chud2 - Reply
'plier coal
161452: blue circle flag:soyjak_party gem glasses open_mouth red soyjak stubble variant:soyak
blue circle flag:soyjak_party gem glasses open_mouth red soyjak stubble variant:soyak // 1920x1080 // 75.0KB

showing 10 of 13 comments

avatar austrian_chud - Reply
@lorentz: I care
avatar trevor - Reply
@Soyex: kiss yourself flamboyant person
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@lorentz: Me
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@lorentz: Me
avatar Soyex - Reply
@trevor: full of hate and for what
avatar Soyex - Reply
Wow~~~~ My first day as a booru nameflamboyant person!!! >_<
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
@Soyex: he just does that
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
@trevor:
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
My pet elephant
161502: big_eyes big_head crying frown sad subvariant:bug_eyed_chudjak subvariant:chudjak_front2 tear transparent_background variant:chudjak
big_eyes big_head crying frown sad subvariant:bug_eyed_chudjak subvariant:chudjak_front2 tear transparent_background variant:chudjak // 645x770 // 35.5KB
avatar H3K - Reply
Sad gem.
avatar Coemskong - Reply
What's wrong chuddy
avatar melissa - Reply
very upsetting
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
Cheer up lil chuddie...
My pet elephanr
Anelia wnbaasg
161521: blurry breakfast_for_dinner hair norway variant:markiplier_soyjak viking zoomed
blurry breakfast_for_dinner hair norway variant:markiplier_soyjak viking zoomed // 600x800 // 541.2KB
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
NQRWEGIAN VVIN
161527: bald closed_mouth eyes glasses nervous nose stubble sweating variant:soyak
bald closed_mouth eyes glasses nervous nose stubble sweating variant:soyak // 474x568 // 45.5KB
avatar H3K - Reply
>tfw the soyboy woahjacks start to suspect that you are just a regular woahjack wearing glasses and a fake stubble as a disguise
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@H3K: avtism
GOD
avatar Thales - Reply
this reminds me of a xitter post of a wewjak 'toss, except wewjak and soyak were drawn in instead of using a template. i recall a commenter saying "why does your wojak have life in its eyes" it made my clitty leak, the end.
113217: 1700s atheism award england flag:england flag:france france hair meta:ai_generated music song subvariant:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak video voltaire
1700s atheism award england flag:england flag:france france hair meta:ai_generated music song subvariant:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak video voltaire // 480x480, 71.4s // 9.3MB

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avatar congo_aryan - Reply
jimbo was a philosopher?
avatar jimbo - Reply
congo_gemmy
avatar antifanfumbaction69420 - Reply
@Chud: bit late but I'm pretty sure he was a Deist but kater became A
avatar Ariane_Yeong - Reply
Topaz
avatar H3K - Reply
Gemerald.
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
Reactionary gemerald that buckbroke englightned freemasonic libtards
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
voltaire was a
tvrkgemmy?
avatar OdessanBvll - Reply
Fuck i remember the lyrics fully
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@OdessanBvll: me too, odessancu
c
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161512: 3soyjaks bald clothes dog dog_ear ear eyebrows falkland_(user) gibraltar_(user) glasses guernsey_(user) janny looking_at_you meta:namefags moderator name_tag no_stubble nose open_mouth purple_skin series:trios_&_duos stretched_mouth stubble subvariant:longplier teeth text tinted_glasses transparent_background trend:soyjak_trio variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak wrinkles yellow_skin
3soyjaks bald clothes dog dog_ear ear eyebrows falkland_(user) gibraltar_(user) glasses guernsey_(user) janny looking_at_you meta:namefags moderator name_tag no_stubble nose open_mouth purple_skin series:trios_&_duos stretched_mouth stubble subvariant:longplier teeth text tinted_glasses transparent_background trend:soyjak_trio variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak wrinkles yellow_skin // 2662x1868 // 178.8KB

showing 10 of 21 comments

avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: what's with the constant flow of nu accounts being jannies then promoted to mod?
avatar Chud - Reply
@Admre: london has big ben, a clock, clocks make bong noises, ameriGODS wonder what's the point of a huge old clock when it could be converted into a mcdonalds
avatar Admre - Reply
@Chud: Saudis have an even bigger clock in Mecca, so could you call them Saudibongs?
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@Chud: Burger King mogs McDonalds albeit
avatar Admre - Reply
@PinkStew: no they don't, at the one off the Motorway into Belfast they give you tiny raisin burgers
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: prob sharty mods getting accs here
avatar Chud - Reply
@Admre: the one near speke retail park is gooder
avatar Chud - Reply
kiss yourself cumstard for brapping cloudfart host
avatar Thales - Reply
this will be mi
avatar Chud - Reply
@Thales: ywnbaj
160007: 2soyjaks blush brown_skin glasses hair holding_object i_would_never looking_at_you sharty stubble subvariant:hornyson subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:hydrocephason transparent_background variant:alicia variant:cobson white_shirt
2soyjaks blush brown_skin glasses hair holding_object i_would_never looking_at_you sharty stubble subvariant:hornyson subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:hydrocephason transparent_background variant:alicia variant:cobson white_shirt // 787x900 // 288.4KB

showing 10 of 39 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
>Making fun of nusois = Hating the Sharty

2soyjaks bell_curve chart clenched_teeth glasses graph hair iq midwit soyjak stubble teeth text thought_bubble ugly variant:feraljak wrinkles
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud:
>htsm was made to make fun of newflamboyant persons, it's not like every shartychad is specialed raisinskin noon

black_skin blogo brown_skin nigger niggers nusoi nusoicaca pedophile shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:alicia
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
avatar Chud - Reply
@Joe_Barbaro: @Joe_Barbaro:
>ITZ DA SNCA NAMEflamboyant person MAYNE

1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry award badge blond blood bloodshot_eyes brown_skin cope cope_projector_9000 cracked_teeth hair meta:not_oc projector red_eyes red_sclera seething subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine teeth variant:alicia wig yellow_teeth
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
@Chud:
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
log in+
avatar Chud - Reply
@Joe_Barbaro: take your fucking meds you specialed soichad
avatar Chud - Reply
@Joe_Barbaro: take your fucking meds you specialed autistic soichad
117077: closed_mouth glasses glowing glowing_eyes glowing_glasses hand remake shadow smile smug soyjak stubble template transparent_background variant:soyak
closed_mouth glasses glowing glowing_eyes glowing_glasses hand remake shadow smile smug soyjak stubble template transparent_background variant:soyak // 664x800 // 48.1KB
avatar 360soyscope - Reply
REMAKE OF POST 1508!
I TRIED TO GET THE GLOWING PARTS RIGHT. I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT FAR OFF FROM THE ORIGINAL.
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@360soyscope: gemerald
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
130786: meta:namefags pixel_art pixelated subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt warrior-'p_lost warrior-z_(user)
meta:namefags pixel_art pixelated subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt warrior-'p_lost warrior-z_(user) // 16x16 // 308
avatar Chud1 - Reply
mini jimbo
161513: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website blood caricature coal cord discord jews judaism kike knife nate shartyclitty shartycuck shartyshit soicuck soytroon star_of_david subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:alicia
1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website blood caricature coal cord discord jews judaism kike knife nate shartyclitty shartycuck shartyshit soicuck soytroon star_of_david subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:alicia // 431x696 // 334.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
jimbo
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Chud2 - Reply
trevor
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud:

Sike ferret. You'd think twice before saying some raisin like that. Now I'll go beast mode on your ass.
abs angry armor buff chest chestplate ear eye_scar eyebrows eyes green_eyes green_skin mask meta:namefags meta:self_insert mortal_kombat name_tag ninja shade shadow skin smoke(mortal_kombat) soybooru soyjak stare subvariant:perceptive_chud thick_eyebrows transparent_background trevor_(user) variant:chudjak vein

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM WHATCHU THINK YOU IS HUH? YOU LITTLE diddy? YOU LITTLE ugly person ugly person? YOU LITTLE POONER POON? YOU LITTLE GOONER GOON? ITS NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY OUT HERE. NOPE. NOPE. ITS OVER. THIS raisin IS GETTING OUT OF YOU HAND. YOU AND YOUR LITTLE STUPID TRICKS. BACK OFF BEFORE I FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELETTE! DISGUSTING raisinLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALSKIN smelly person! YOUR ASS LOOKING LIKE A CONCRETE BLOCK. YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A CINDER BLOCK. YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A HINDU MOTHERFLIPPING DINDU BLOCK! GETCHYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKOOBY DOO POOPY POO DOOKIE DOO ON OUTTA HERE! I'LL FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELETTE, I'D TWIST YOU LIKE A TWIZZLER, WE'LL BREAK YOU LIKE A PIECE OF GLASS.
agartha capcut down_under_(song) drum_n_bass effect esoteric ext=mp4 green_eyes green_skin hyperborea jimbo_(namefag) mask men_at_work_(band) meta:namefags meta:self_insert music ninja smoke(mortal_kombat) song subvariant:perceptive_chud trend:aryan trevor_(user) variant:alicia variant:chudjak video
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@trevor:
arm beard frustrated glasses hand i_guess_bro variant:cobson
ferret
104981: crown ear fat king looking_at_you smile subvariant:okynnig transparent_background variant:impish_soyak_ears
crown ear fat king looking_at_you smile subvariant:okynnig transparent_background variant:impish_soyak_ears // 606x935 // 340.8KB
avatar Admre - Reply
You will use the king's English
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@Admre: don't you obsessed feraljaks bomb england for not letting you speak soyrish or something
avatar Admre - Reply
@Chud: its a soyjak wiki reference
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud: tsmt fuck taigs ira flamboyant persons
143025: edward_(fundamental_paper_education) eye flag:transgender_pride_flag fundamental_paper_education hair lipstick monocle purple_hair smile stubble teeth tranny variant:edwardjak white_background
edward_(fundamental_paper_education) eye flag:transgender_pride_flag fundamental_paper_education hair lipstick monocle purple_hair smile stubble teeth tranny variant:edwardjak white_background // 514x458 // 13.5KB
avatar Nabbv - Reply
how is this a soyjak it doesnt even have glasses
avatar H3K - Reply
@Nabbv: It has a SINGLE monocle. But TSMT! It's not even a fucking soyjak. It's just some flamboyant person's favourite specialslop character with a stubble slapped onto it to make it "HECKIN' IAS!!!", which seems to be the trend with this year's nuvariants, I hope next year will be much better.
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@H3K:
albeit this is gigachad behavior
arm beard buff closed_mouth ear eyebrows gigachad grey_skin greyscale hair hand keyboard lips looking_at_you muscles nas:gigachad nose transparent_background typing wrinkles
161516: baby cosplay crying reddit snoo stretched_mouth upvote variant:soyak
baby cosplay crying reddit snoo stretched_mouth upvote variant:soyak // 780x452 // 521.4KB
avatar BestKnownForCoal - Reply
snoojak would be better
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
this is child abuse
127362: amphibian do_nusois_really frog green_skin meta:ai_generated meta:featured nas:baxter nas:pepe nusoi nusoicaca pepe pepe_the_frog rabbit rabbit_ears smug subnas:pepelaugh white_skin
amphibian do_nusois_really frog green_skin meta:ai_generated meta:featured nas:baxter nas:pepe nusoi nusoicaca pepe pepe_the_frog rabbit rabbit_ears smug subnas:pepelaugh white_skin // 1536x1024 // 2.1MB

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avatar Toilet-G - Reply
@Teasuck: Blame warrior 'p
avatar Caden - Reply
WHY WAS THIS FEATURED?????????????????? THERE'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING SOYJAK IN IT!!!!!!!!!!
avatar Chud - Reply
This is the kinda bullraisin you get whem you allow diddycommieugly persons like Soysneed take in charge of the Sharty and Ru
avatar Nouest - Reply
featured even doe its NAS
avatar freedotpng - Reply
@Warrior-Z: trve
avatar Chud - Reply
I just heard a series of loud disgusting braps coming from Chud2, Chud3, Chud5, Teasuck, Toilet-G, Caden, Chud7, and Nouest
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
unfunny nas
avatar toniylijani - Reply
funny ias
avatar Chud - Reply
@antiswarthy:
antiswarthy_(namefag) black_skin eskimo hoodie meta:use_this_image_if_you_rape_puppies obese queen_of_spades red_eyes small_fat speech_bubble variant:meximutt
avatar Chud - Reply
KEEEEK NUSOIS ARE REALLY
161484: blue_skin clothes epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) fundamental_paper_education gill_koyim_(namefag) glowing hat holding_object holding_phone judaism kike_nose kippah meta:namefags miss_circle mossad necktie subvariant:perceptive_chud suit trend:glowie variant:chudjak
blue_skin clothes epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) fundamental_paper_education gill_koyim_(namefag) glowing hat holding_object holding_phone judaism kike_nose kippah meta:namefags miss_circle mossad necktie subvariant:perceptive_chud suit trend:glowie variant:chudjak // 1320x1115 // 614.6KB

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avatar greg - Reply
Nuke Brapzil as they are all reddit-tier coalposters
avatar Chud - Reply
nvke earth
avatar FreakyJimbo - Reply
@greg: The radiation particles will reach to mexico and you will be eating
glowing
 takis next day btw if brapzil gets nuked
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@FreakyJimbo: he lives in Canada
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@greg:
mexicans like you are also reddit-tier coalposters, shut up.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: This is true, I wonder if he even has ever been to Mexico at all since he defends the nation as a whole with his life (I saw him protect states that are literal raisin holes)
avatar Juaco - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: got demoted award
avatar Chud - Reply

TREVOR HERE I FULLY SUPPORT THIS
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud:

Sike ferret. You'd think twice before saying some raisin like that. Now I'll go beast mode on your ass.
abs angry armor buff chest chestplate ear eye_scar eyebrows eyes green_eyes green_skin mask meta:namefags meta:self_insert mortal_kombat name_tag ninja shade shadow skin smoke(mortal_kombat) soybooru soyjak stare subvariant:perceptive_chud thick_eyebrows transparent_background trevor_(user) variant:chudjak vein

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM WHATCHU THINK YOU IS HUH? YOU LITTLE diddy? YOU LITTLE ugly person ugly person? YOU LITTLE POONER POON? YOU LITTLE GOONER GOON? ITS NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY OUT HERE. NOPE. NOPE. ITS OVER. THIS raisin IS GETTING OUT OF YOU HAND. YOU AND YOUR LITTLE STUPID TRICKS. BACK OFF BEFORE I FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELETTE! DISGUSTING raisinLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALSKIN smelly person! YOUR ASS LOOKING LIKE A CONCRETE BLOCK. YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A CINDER BLOCK. YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A HINDU MOTHERFLIPPING DINDU BLOCK! GETCHYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKOOBY DOO POOPY POO DOOKIE DOO ON OUTTA HERE! I'LL FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELETTE, I'D TWIST YOU LIKE A TWIZZLER, WE'LL BREAK YOU LIKE A PIECE OF GLASS.
agartha capcut down_under_(song) drum_n_bass effect esoteric ext=mp4 green_eyes green_skin hyperborea jimbo_(namefag) mask men_at_work_(band) meta:namefags meta:self_insert music ninja smoke(mortal_kombat) song subvariant:perceptive_chud trend:aryan trevor_(user) variant:alicia variant:chudjak video
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
@Juaco: he will get it back
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