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161659: basketball edit edit_(tiktok) quote subvariant:wholesome_soyjak troonella variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:soyak
basketball edit edit_(tiktok) quote subvariant:wholesome_soyjak troonella variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:soyak // 1080x1080, 14.2s // 10.4MB
avatar UID_138 - Reply
BHARATIN respect button :point_down
point_down
point_down
point_down
point_down::point_down:
avatar ronnieson2 - Reply
god damn this flopped
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@ronnieson2: gemmy video, most quotists are latinx which he banned tho geg
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@ronnieson2: most nameflamboyant persons are asleep at these hours so getting reppeys is unlikely
avatar weakspaget - Reply
'em
avatar ronnieson2 - Reply
@John8_44: ill keep that in mind
avatar Chud2 - Reply
AI gemerald
avatar Flute - Reply
Should've made them be jannies or something right idk
54653: angry full_body glasses hair skinny soyjak template variant:chudjak
angry full_body glasses hair skinny soyjak template variant:chudjak // 1300x1950 // 23.1KB
avatar blackskinaryan - Reply
>wanna build muscle

>theres a gym nearby

>go there

>they ask for ID

>I show them my ID (Male, age 16)

>they accept it

>I ask if theres an age requirement for benchpressing

>the employee at the counter tells me that I have to be at least 18 years old to bench press there

>I leave the place

For fucks sake, in just 2 years I will able to practice benchpressing at that gym. I could just buy/order a barbell for home and benchpress there on my bed, although I dont think my father would allow me to buy one.
avatar Veksel - Reply
@blackskingemmy: trvthnvke
62034: glasses neutral skibidi_toilet soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier toilet variant:markiplier_soyjak
glasses neutral skibidi_toilet soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier toilet variant:markiplier_soyjak // 856x1346 // 25.9KB
avatar H3K - Reply
Skibidiplier
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
skbidi soylet
avatar SoyNorthropF5 - Reply
eskeybedi toilat
87518: error nothing_ever_happens nothingburger sonnenrad spinning television test tv_screen variant:chudjak
error nothing_ever_happens nothingburger sonnenrad spinning television test tv_screen variant:chudjak // 960x720, 96.4s // 34.7MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
DEAD raisin SOYchad LOSER SITE GOT TAKEN DOWN AGAIN
ugly person JANNIES CAN'T EVEN PAY THE SERVER BILLS
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
^sadly trvthnvke
Useless jannies won't let me enjoy my 'jaks on the 'u
avatar Chud2 - Reply
^ 'sed so 'uch soy 'peak 'hat xhe used xhe 'u 'nstead of xhe 'ru
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
^ 'tard
avatar Bromine - Reply
@SanrioWABAG: 'breviated ' 'viation 'ard
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
@Bromine: '
avatar Flute - Reply
Had to replace instant classic spanish flea with specialed snca mp3 quality "music" and then drag it out for 90 seconds jsida
Brimstone
160969: /a/_(soyjak.party) /an/_(soyjak.party) /biz/_(soyjak.party) /craft/ /int/_(soyjak.party) /mtv/ /pol/_(soyjak.party) /r/ /r9k/_(soyjak.party) /raid/ /soy/ /tech/ /v/_(soyjak.party) /x/ a_(soyjak_party) arch_linux artist:black_watch biz_(soyjak_party) british_empire central_intelligence_agency coat_of_arms controller dollism english_text favicon flag flag:dollism flag:frootism flag:gegistan flag:sootism flag:soyjak_party flag:sweden flag:transgender_pride_flag frootism gem grass int_(sharty) land leaf linux meta:barely_a_soyjak meta:featured minecraft mtv mtv_(board) multiple_soyjaks musical_note onion pedestal planet pol_(soyjak_party) qa_(soyjak_party) r9k_(soyjak_party) shading sonnenrad sootism soy soybooru soyjak_party soyjak_wiki sun tech_(soyjak_party) text thrembo v_(soyjak_party) variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak water x
a_(soyjak.party) an_(soyjak.party) biz_(soyjak.party) craft int_(soyjak.party) mtv pol_(soyjak.party) r r9k_(soyjak.party) raid soy tech v_(soyjak.party) x a_(soyjak_party) arch_linux artist:black_watch biz_(soyjak_party) british_empire central_intelligence_agency coat_of_arms controller dollism english_text favicon flag flag:dollism flag:frootism flag:gegistan flag:sootism flag:soyjak_party flag:sweden flag:transgender_pride_flag frootism gem grass int_(sharty) land leaf linux meta:barely_a_soyjak meta:featured minecraft mtv mtv_(board) multiple_soyjaks musical_note onion pedestal planet pol_(soyjak_party) qa_(soyjak_party) r9k_(soyjak_party) shading sonnenrad sootism soy soybooru soyjak_party soyjak_wiki sun tech_(soyjak_party) text thrembo v_(soyjak_party) variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak water x // 1600x1214 // 2.2MB

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avatar Chud - Reply
@guernsey: snopes?
avatar trevor - Reply
@tundra: TRVKE
avatar Granite - Reply
gem
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@OdessanBvll: you're right they should've assigned the trans flag to the former "/zellig/" (rest in piss)
avatar tundra - Reply
@Chud: I'm not a foid
@thrembo88:
arm car concerned excited frown glasses hand hands_up japan open_mouth soyjak soyjak_comic stubble subvariant:soyak_(irritated) subvariant:wewjak thing_japanese variant:soyak
>discord

<discord, IAS
avatar Black_Watch - Reply
@Flute: Yeah i was going to add a wholesomejak on the sun and 2 swedes on the land, but i got lazy.
@thrembo88: I was considering but i had no idea for the COA.
avatar estrogenius - Reply
/gem/
avatar Black_Watch - Reply
@Chud: Starting from the right you have Sootism, Gegistan, Proposed Sharty Flag, /soy/ flag or Sharty flag, Another Sharty flag, Frootism, Dollism, Official Sharty flag.
avatar Veksel - Reply
@trevor: he indeed did nothing wrong btw@MenstrualCykill: Marge
avatar Veksel - Reply
@tundra: doe he was against diddys
83620: avery axolotl bald furry geg gums laughing oc open_mouth scalie skin soyjak stubble tongue variant:cobson vest
avery axolotl bald furry geg gums laughing oc open_mouth scalie skin soyjak stubble tongue variant:cobson vest // 721x1333 // 62.0KB
avatar MarioMan7890 - Reply
raisinty thing i made to laugh at a flamboyant person
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
noon
avatar Chud1 - Reply
CHRISTIAN GEM
avatar Chud2 - Reply
This raisin sucks ass
1371: 4soyjaks angry cloud glasses grey open_mouth rain series:objakt soyjak stubble variant:feraljak
4soyjaks angry cloud glasses grey open_mouth rain series:objakt soyjak stubble variant:feraljak // 1983x1985 // 449.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gem.
82551: minimalism not_a_fucking_soyjak variant:soytan
minimalism not_a_fucking_soyjak variant:soytan // 150x149 // 924

showing 10 of 14 comments

avatar B_B_GHAST - Reply
Simple Soytan
avatar Chud - Reply
The official coalburner flag
avatar Chud - Reply
35 pixels of brimstone
avatar Rvle_Hellenica - Reply
@Chud: Albeitdoe its 150x149
avatar Chud - Reply
country flag flag:ireland glasses ireland speech_bubble_empty stubble variant:bumojak weak
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
@Chud: Liar award
avatar Rvle_Hellenica - Reply
@Chud: I never said I was Irish
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: based woman murderer
@antiswarthy: unbased chad mentality
avatar Chud - Reply
SOYTAN WNBAG
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
rating ias and it's just 12 pixels
no glasses
no stubble
wtf
161639: closed_eyes crying fire glasses open_mouth stubble variant:soyak
closed_eyes crying fire glasses open_mouth stubble variant:soyak // 896x916 // 1.1MB

showing 10 of 19 comments

avatar H3K - Reply
@oneeyed: Thank you for those kind words! I'm glad to hear that!
arm glasses hand heart holding_heart holding_object holding_object_with_two_hands looking_at_you meta:get series:genre_defining smile soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak white_background wholesome
Also try not to dwell too much on the whole nameflamboyant person raisinflinging thing, a lot of them won't listen so it's best to just keep making 'jaks.
avatar oneeyed - Reply
@cocoschoppenboer: that's good but it just pisses me off seeing mindless baboons act like serial rapists which could bring a bad reputation if word got out on how specialed this whole thing was in the past 2 weeks
@Chud: i made this account a month ago to archive my work on this site not to bitch the only reason i am wrote what i wrote is due to the current state of affairs
avatar veironn - Reply
@oneeyed: not reading allat :sob
v
v
wilted_rose
wilted_rose:
avatar oneeyed - Reply
@H3K: thanks for the reminder and the various templates you've made
@veironn: >not readin allat labubu perm rose skull tiktok transparent_background variant:meximutt zoomer
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
>not reading allat

gigatwerk
avatar Virilis - Reply
@oneeyed:
clothes fact glasses hazmat_suit irl_background nuclear text truth_nuke trvke trvthnvke variant:cobson
avatar MazelTV - Reply
Sugar dudududu, oh honey honey, dudududu
avatar veironn - Reply
beard fat grey_skin jawline leaf my_singing_monsters nas:gigachad spunge subnas:gigamonster teeth_showing two_arms
not reading allat
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@oneeyed:
specialERALD
avatar loot - Reply
@oneeyed: the greedy people already circumcised me
161616: bald booger cave caveman glasses loincloth mucus one_tooth striped_clothing stubble tiger_stripe variant:uncjak
bald booger cave caveman glasses loincloth mucus one_tooth striped_clothing stubble tiger_stripe variant:uncjak // 900x1000 // 16.7KB
avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten - Reply
first post after the VPNpocalypse
avatar dap - Reply
we alive
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten: this was posted before the site went down but didn't get approved until after it went back up
avatar trevor - Reply
test
avatar wiretap - Reply
Gem but what happened to the website
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@wiretap: Thales brapped
avatar Chud3 - Reply
16 16 16 get
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
61
avatar loot - Reply
geg get
161668: angry arms_crossed arms_folded beard clothes crossed_arms eyes_open glasses oc soyjak the_real_jimjak variant:jimjak
angry arms_crossed arms_folded beard clothes crossed_arms eyes_open glasses oc soyjak the_real_jimjak variant:jimjak // 401x424 // 18.3KB
avatar Eyehurt - Reply
Gemmy
161622: admin arch_linux banana banana_split_ice_cream cashier condiment cute female groceries holding_object magenta_skin meta:namefags money multiple_soyjaks mustard mustard_(user) neutral price_tag purchase purple_skin quote quote_(user) quote_admin sausage smile store subvariant:flubbert subvariant:gapejak_female subvariant:jellybean subvariant:neutralvlod supermarket text variant:gapejak variant:norwegian variant:vlodson yellow_skin
admin arch_linux banana banana_split_ice_cream cashier condiment cute female groceries holding_object magenta_skin meta:namefags money multiple_soyjaks mustard mustard_(user) neutral price_tag purchase purple_skin quote quote_(user) quote_admin sausage smile store subvariant:flubbert subvariant:gapejak_female subvariant:jellybean subvariant:neutralvlod supermarket text variant:gapejak variant:norwegian variant:vlodson yellow_skin // 728x768 // 256.4KB

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avatar wiretap - Reply
Garbage, never post again.
avatar Niggermutt - Reply
@Chud: obsessed
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
why is mustard being sold for one dollar
he's worth more than just that bro
avatar VlodsonWABAG - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: i support you being a mediator again
avatar Zonky - Reply
Coal
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@VlodsonWABAG: wait and see or something
avatar Chud - Reply
Even doe she only likes BBC
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
@Chud:
blonde_beard blue_eyes eyebrows fact finger flag:kurdistan glasses hand holding_object holding_sign kurd kurdish kurdish_sun kurdistan kvrd kvrdoaryan looking_at_you series:countryaryan_gem! serious stubble trend:aryan variant:cobson white_skin
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
there's a bump in the pants
avatar Vergilius - Reply
I love that little mustard
160203: aboriginal alternate aussie australian australian_shitposter bogan brown_skin bruce clothes deboonker disstrack ear flag:australia glasses gooner h3k_(user) hat meta:namefags nas:australian_shitposter open_mouth petrol self_hate shitpost snopes soyjak stubble variant:cobson vegemite
aboriginal alternate aussie australian australian_shitposter bogan brown_skin bruce clothes deboonker disstrack ear flag:australia glasses gooner h3k_(user) hat meta:namefags nas:australian_shitposter open_mouth petrol self_hate shitpost snopes soyjak stubble variant:cobson vegemite // 600x572, 203.3s // 4.6MB
avatar andy - Reply
Oh my science get in here ausbros
avatar H3K - Reply
geg
161510: beard book cloak clothes fantasy hat holding_object spell subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:mexiaryan_front variant:meximutt wizard
beard book cloak clothes fantasy hat holding_object spell subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:mexiaryan_front variant:meximutt wizard // 900x900 // 425.5KB
avatar Marbles - Reply
Gem
avatar Admre - Reply
Keep taking SPELLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>TESTICULAR TORSION
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
Ball knowledge.
avatar korg - Reply
Cube illiteracy
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
gem
avatar H3K - Reply
Diamond.
90562: arm beard black_skin book chain clothes drawn_background hair hand kratos name_tag quran robe soyjak subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:meximutt_front variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) wizard wizard_hat yellow_sclera
arm beard black_skin book chain clothes drawn_background hair hand kratos name_tag quran robe soyjak subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:meximutt_front variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) wizard wizard_hat yellow_sclera // 900x900 // 935.1KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Antiswarthy: hermit who lives at the border of the fief, yells insults at the hermits across the river
avatar D4rk_Jony - Reply
I wanna see Warrior-Z's reaction
avatar lysytsya - Reply
@D4rk_Jony: he has humor i can't imagine him seething over this geg
avatar D4rk_Jony - Reply
@lysytsya: maybe he wouldn't like this image cuz of the Quran being there, but I digress
avatar Mick - Reply
Up
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
SLAY YOURSELF FOUL BEAST
KEEP TAKING SSSSSPPPPPPEEEEEEELLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP CASTING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DUELS! MAGIC WON, SORCERY WON, MAGES WON! SUMMON IF YOU AGREE! ENCHANT THE WIZARD ILLUSIONS!
But yeah this is a gem, great job at making this.
avatar Chud - Reply
Is there a non nameflamboyant person version I need the Wizard tacoblimp it's gemmy
avatar beefsoup - Reply
@Warrior-Z: geg
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@Chud: here ya go
beard book cloak clothes fantasy hat holding_object spell subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:mexiaryan_front variant:meximutt wizard
avatar H3K - Reply
gegerald
140033: acne badge bait beak bird blue_skin cunt faggot fat fish holding_object hook nigger niggerbabble ragebait reddit retard series:x_inmigrants sign smug tardlet tranny variant:cobson variant:redditjak variant:soyak xitter zoomer_hair
acne badge bait beak bird blue_skin cunt faggot fat fish holding_object hook nigger niggerbabble ragebait reddit retard series:x_inmigrants sign smug tardlet tranny variant:cobson variant:redditjak variant:soyak xitter zoomer_hair // 2000x2000 // 353.1KB
avatar Smoot - Reply
Gigachad said this
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Nahhh fr bro got raygebaited ong
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
>are we deaduzz fr :broken-heart::broken-heart:
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem, they really do this.
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