IP 216.73.216.180 has been banned until the end of time because of VPN Detected
If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you. Please email mustard@soyjak.st or post in the /q/ thread.
See http://whatismyipaddress.com/dynamic-static for more information.
94916: egg gem literal_egg variant:eggjak
Chud1 - Reply
Chud2 - Reply
26172: beard christianity double_standarts glasses jesus judaism klaus_schwab open_mouth soyjak stubble subvariant:soyak_(smug) variant:soyak waow
showing 10 of 31 comments
^Bolivian gemmy christchad slayer
trvke gemerald. specialed socialists must die
Even DOE Jesus only told you to get rid of your stuff if you worshipped it more than him
The difference is that one of them is going to force you to do so.
@Chud: just like POOPAllah forcing raisin skin third world terrorists to kill regular innocent white people lol
@swiftyfifty: allah is a demonic pig doe
holy trvke
Obsessed Brimstone
Even if we don't look at this religiously Klaus is probably evil and Christ's whole thing is being kind and making people's lives better so who'd you trust
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
25553: 1992 burning christianity church crying fantoft_stave_church fire jesus june june_6 knight multiple_soyjaks norway red_hair soyjak variant:chudjak variant:soyak
greedy person coal
gemmy gem
greedy person dust
Coal. Locked. HWHT.
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
24636: bible christianity clothes glasses jesus john_(bible) john_4:22 judaism mark_(bible) mark_7:26 mark_7:27 matthew_(bible) matthew_10:5 matthew_10:6 matthew_15:24 matthew_15:26 matthew_15:27 matthew_7:6 necklace open_mouth soyjak stubble text variant:soyak
showing 10 of 28 comments
>Mark 7:26-27
Later in that same chapter (Mark 7:29) he says the woman has great faith and healed her son. Because she showed humility, she was no longer called a dog.
>Matthew 7:6
Says nothing about gentiles. Why is this even here?
>Matthew 15:26-27
See, Mark 7:26-27.
>John 4:22
Read John 4:1-26. Jesus is literally saying the exact opposite.
>Matthew 10:5-6
He's telling the disciples to do one thing for one specific mission. Not a command for all time. Go read Matthew 28:16-20 where he specifically tells the disciples to go to the gentiles.
>Matthew 15:24
See, Mark 7:26-27 again.
0/6, coal.
i transheart greedy person worship
Geg what is this raisin? the OP is definitely a special, none of these verses in their full context resemble even remotely what this image is implying Jesus said.
Christ clearly came to destroy Judaism and had nothing but contempt for the greedy people. He rejected their laws and customs, called them the spawn of Satan, and basically condemned them to hell. How can anyone deny that the greedy people were directly responsible for the death of Christ when Christ himself directly blames the greedy people prior to his death? There is no Judeo-Christian religion, tradition, or anything else. There is a war between God and the children of Satan (greedy people) that God will win, but nothing else. To speak of a Judeo-Christian tradition, is like speaking of a Satanic-Christian tradition.
John 8:44.
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
24109: cap christianity clothes country donald_trump flag funko_pop glasses hat israel maga nintendo nintendo_switch open_mouth religion soyjak stubble variant:chudjak variant:soyak video_game
showing 10 of 18 comments
anti-christchad gem
Christchads keep losing
Why are people talking about "Christchads" in the comments? It's making fun of neopagans (aka Papists).
Atheist fail
selfie gem
coaly heretical twitterugly person level jak
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
150866: angry beard glasses god hair heaven imgflip.com nas:gigachad open_mouth satan teeth variant:feraljak
showing 10 of 15 comments
@MoistPepper: geg
Imageflip fail
hang yourself!
Least obvious shardee/Brapbooru bait:
Satanic singularity
I hail Lucifer nyagguh
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
63731: 2soyjaks beard glasses hair open_mouth variant:eggbert variant:unknown
wow, just wow. I didn't want to say anything but this is just brimstone. I searched for eggjak which we ALL know is peak and found this variant instead, and of course this coal has like 50 pictures to its name or something... jsid less of this and more gems like eggjak please
94917: geg gem remade variant:eggjak
109925: closed_eyes closed_mouth crying its_over sad subvariant:impish_amerimutt text variant:impish_soyak_ears
19849: blue_eyes clothes country flag flag:norway glasses hair norway open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:feraljak yellow_hair
161659: basketball edit edit_(tiktok) quote subvariant:wholesome_soyjak troonella variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:soyak
god damn this flopped
@ronnieson2: gemmy video, most quotists are latinx which he banned tho geg
@ronnieson2: most nameflamboyant persons are asleep at these hours so getting reppeys is unlikely
'em
@John8_44: ill keep that in mind
AI gemerald
54653: angry full_body glasses hair skinny soyjak template variant:chudjak
>wanna build muscle
>theres a gym nearby
>go there
>they ask for ID
>I show them my ID (Male, age 16)
>they accept it
>I ask if theres an age requirement for benchpressing
>the employee at the counter tells me that I have to be at least 18 years old to bench press there
>I leave the place
For fucks sake, in just 2 years I will able to practice benchpressing at that gym. I could just buy/order a barbell for home and benchpress there on my bed, although I dont think my father would allow me to buy one.
@blackskingemmy: trvthnvke
62034: glasses neutral skibidi_toilet soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier toilet variant:markiplier_soyjak
skbidi soylet
eskeybedi toilat
87518: error nothing_ever_happens nothingburger sonnenrad spinning television test tv_screen variant:chudjak
DEAD raisin SOYchad LOSER SITE GOT TAKEN DOWN AGAIN
ugly person JANNIES CAN'T EVEN PAY THE SERVER BILLS
^sadly trvthnvke
Useless jannies won't let me enjoy my 'jaks on the 'u
Useless jannies won't let me enjoy my 'jaks on the 'u
^ 'sed so 'uch soy 'peak 'hat xhe used xhe 'u 'nstead of xhe 'ru
^ 'tard
@SanrioWABAG: 'breviated ' 'viation 'ard
@Bromine: '
160969: /a/_(soyjak.party) /an/_(soyjak.party) /biz/_(soyjak.party) /craft/ /int/_(soyjak.party) /mtv/ /pol/_(soyjak.party) /r/ /r9k/_(soyjak.party) /raid/ /soy/ /tech/ /v/_(soyjak.party) /x/ a_(soyjak_party) arch_linux artist:black_watch biz_(soyjak_party) british_empire central_intelligence_agency coat_of_arms controller dollism english_text favicon flag flag:dollism flag:frootism flag:gegistan flag:sootism flag:soyjak_party flag:sweden flag:transgender_pride_flag frootism gem grass int_(sharty) land leaf linux meta:barely_a_soyjak meta:featured minecraft mtv mtv_(board) multiple_soyjaks musical_note onion pedestal planet pol_(soyjak_party) qa_(soyjak_party) r9k_(soyjak_party) shading sonnenrad sootism soy soybooru soyjak_party soyjak_wiki sun tech_(soyjak_party) text thrembo v_(soyjak_party) variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak water x
showing 10 of 86 comments
@OdessanBvll: you're right they should've assigned the trans flag to the former "/zellig/" (rest in piss)
@Flute: Yeah i was going to add a wholesomejak on the sun and 2 swedes on the land, but i got lazy.
@thrembo88: I was considering but i had no idea for the COA.
@thrembo88: I was considering but i had no idea for the COA.
/gem/
@Chud: Starting from the right you have Sootism, Gegistan, Proposed Sharty Flag, /soy/ flag or Sharty flag, Another Sharty flag, Frootism, Dollism, Official Sharty flag.
83620: avery axolotl bald furry geg gums laughing oc open_mouth scalie skin soyjak stubble tongue variant:cobson vest
raisinty thing i made to laugh at a flamboyant person
noon
CHRISTIAN GEM
This raisin sucks ass
1371: 4soyjaks angry cloud glasses grey open_mouth rain series:objakt soyjak stubble variant:feraljak
Gem.
82551: minimalism not_a_fucking_soyjak variant:soytan
161639: closed_eyes crying fire glasses open_mouth stubble variant:soyak
showing 10 of 19 comments
@cocoschoppenboer: that's good but it just pisses me off seeing mindless baboons act like serial rapists which could bring a bad reputation if word got out on how specialed this whole thing was in the past 2 weeks
@Chud: i made this account a month ago to archive my work on this site not to bitch the only reason i am wrote what i wrote is due to the current state of affairs
@Chud: i made this account a month ago to archive my work on this site not to bitch the only reason i am wrote what i wrote is due to the current state of affairs
SoyBooru