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99676: angry arm bloodshot_eyes clothes full_body glasses hair hand hanging impact_font mask multiple_soyjaks poop rope soyjak stink_lines stubble subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:neutralplier text tongue transgender_flag tshirt variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:tewi
angry arm bloodshot_eyes clothes full_body glasses hair hand hanging impact_font mask multiple_soyjaks poop rope soyjak stink_lines stubble subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:neutralplier text tongue transgender_flag tshirt variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:tewi // 739x1200 // 309.9KB
avatar Nathaniel_Higson February 3, 2025; 21:34 - Reply
Trvke
Also some subvariants of main variants (gapealien for example) are useless coal
avatar jerryseinfeldjak February 3, 2025; 21:46 - Reply
THATS ME
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 01:12 - Reply
What variant should i use?
159214: 'toss amogus animal attention_whore black_skin blond blue_shirt boyfriend_(friday_night_funkin') brown_hair brown_skin cap cat cat_ear clothes dan flag:transgender_pride_flag fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' green_hair hat multiple_soyjaks nate natejak pink_shirt pink_skin pooner purple_hair purple_pants red_lips subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text tranny trend trend:slopjak variant:gapejak variant:soyak white_background white_skin yellow_hair
'toss amogus animal attention_whore black_skin blond blue_shirt boyfriend_(friday_night_funkin') brown_hair brown_skin cap cat cat_ear clothes dan flag:transgender_pride_flag fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' green_hair hat multiple_soyjaks nate natejak pink_shirt pink_skin pooner purple_hair purple_pants red_lips subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text tranny trend trend:slopjak variant:gapejak variant:soyak white_background white_skin yellow_hair // 2000x1452 // 79.0KB

showing 10 of 42 comments

avatar Eyehurt January 6, 2026; 15:57 - Reply
Wholesome cats!
avatar Chud January 6, 2026; 16:02 - Reply
The clippy pfp of soybooru
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 6, 2026; 16:03 - Reply
@Chud: Clippy is worse because they think they're achieving something with it
avatar MenstrualCykill January 6, 2026; 16:04 - Reply
Gem
avatar PRIZINS January 6, 2026; 16:07 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>BUH MUH HECKIN' 2000's WINDOOS NUSTALGIA MEHMORIZ

glasses mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble template variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar H3K January 6, 2026; 16:21 - Reply
@Chud: geg true
avatar xerox January 6, 2026; 21:59 - Reply
qeq
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:52 - Reply
Almost looked like this
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 01:07 - Reply
@xerox: ononononono does saying that make me a 'corder? O_O
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 01:07 - Reply
@xerox: No that makes you yourself
162563: bald beard clothes confused ear eyebrow eyes face gape glasses lips nose open_mouth variant:unknown
bald beard clothes confused ear eyebrow eyes face gape glasses lips nose open_mouth variant:unknown // 363x269 // 4.7KB
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:44 - Reply
[redtext][h1]
hi
[/h1][/redtext]
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:44 - Reply

hi

avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:44 - Reply
is this it
-~-or is this it -~-
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:45 - Reply

hi

avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:45 - Reply
@xerox:
Hi
xerox
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:45 - Reply
who made it so that you need to order your formatting, it used to be a LOT BETTER
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:46 - Reply
@Nobody1:

Hi Nobody1

avatar Thub January 17, 2026; 00:55 - Reply
Emerald i love you
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 01:06 - Reply
@Thub: sybau nog
153503: bald bone caveman clothes glasses long_face nose small_eyes stubble teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_skin
bald bone caveman clothes glasses long_face nose small_eyes stubble teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_skin // 600x742 // 9.9KB
avatar Chud1 December 21, 2025; 11:59 - Reply
Neanderthal gem
avatar Chud2 December 21, 2025; 11:59 - Reply
caveposting
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild December 21, 2025; 12:06 - Reply
homo erectus gem
avatar Ghostguy338 December 21, 2025; 12:09 - Reply
I'M UNBANNED LET'S FUCKING GO
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 01:02 - Reply
gemmy
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 01:05 - Reply
@Ghostguy338: GEG
116531: amphibian clothes frog green_skin looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:pepe pepe_the_frog rating=nas smile smirk smug subnas:pepelaugh suit transparent_background tuxedo
amphibian clothes frog green_skin looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:pepe pepe_the_frog rating=nas smile smirk smug subnas:pepelaugh suit transparent_background tuxedo // 959x1327 // 29.7KB
avatar StinkyWanger May 3, 2025; 14:13 - Reply
kino
avatar Chud1 May 7, 2025; 12:10 - Reply
the gemmiest green frog variant to come in quite some years. that grin just can't hide what the janitor will have to clean up soon.
avatar H3K May 7, 2025; 12:57 - Reply
Kek! It's kino!
avatar Alfietheboorufag August 11, 2025; 10:29 - Reply
tree
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 01:03 - Reply
This is dupe of amphibian clothes frog green_skin looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:pepe pepe_the_frog smile smirk smug subnas:pepelaugh suit transparent_background tuxedo
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 01:05 - Reply
@Nobody1: Oh wait my bad sorry didn't noticed the tie
110408: artist:xjanny glasses open_mouth stubble sunglasses template tinted_glasses variant:soyak
artist:xjanny glasses open_mouth stubble sunglasses template tinted_glasses variant:soyak // 644x800 // 16.5KB
avatar xJanny March 26, 2025; 05:29 - Reply
sunglasses from my self insert o algo
avatar Chud1 March 26, 2025; 08:46 - Reply
Cool galses
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 01:00 - Reply
>I heard this glasses could order soylent with just a thought

Gemmy
129731: buff flag:mexico mewing mexican_flag mexico mutt satoko_houjou(namefag) smile subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background variant:meximutt
buff flag:mexico mewing mexican_flag mexico mutt satoko_houjou(namefag) smile subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background variant:meximutt // 1360x928 // 181.5KB

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avatar greg October 3, 2025; 04:33 - Reply
@Ascence: I have my laptop back so I guess you're right Ass-ence
avatar Ascence October 3, 2025; 04:34 - Reply
@greg: did your mom take it away from you
avatar greg October 3, 2025; 04:37 - Reply
@Ascence: No I just had to deal with some stuff
avatar beefsoup December 8, 2025; 22:13 - Reply
>my little takis

angry award black_skin closed_mouth clothes discord fat flag:mexico flag:zoophilia_pride_flag glasses goatee green_shirt greg_(user) hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) horse meta:namefags mexico mustache my_little_pony obese pony speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:morbidmutt sunglasses t50_eyes text trend:my_little_nametroonies variant:meximutt
>my little takis
avatar beefsoup December 8, 2025; 22:13 - Reply
>my little takis

angry award black_skin closed_mouth clothes discord fat flag:mexico flag:zoophilia_pride_flag glasses goatee green_shirt greg_(user) hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) horse meta:namefags mexico mustache my_little_pony obese pony speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:morbidmutt sunglasses t50_eyes text trend:my_little_nametroonies variant:meximutt
>my little takis
avatar greg December 8, 2025; 22:13 - Reply
@beefsoup:
buff flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses naked pink_hair purple_hair speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:bwc_chud tranny transgender_flag variant:chudjak white_background
avatar greg December 8, 2025; 22:13 - Reply
@beefsoup:
buff flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses naked pink_hair purple_hair speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:bwc_chud tranny transgender_flag variant:chudjak white_background
avatar greg December 8, 2025; 22:13 - Reply
@beefsoup:
buff flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses naked pink_hair purple_hair speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:bwc_chud tranny transgender_flag variant:chudjak white_background
avatar greg December 8, 2025; 22:13 - Reply
@beefsoup:
buff flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses naked pink_hair purple_hair speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:bwc_chud tranny transgender_flag variant:chudjak white_background
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:58 - Reply
>Gemmy o algo
162542: coal cute dizzy eyes_popping glasses goofy ias sad silly soulless variant:googleson zilly
coal cute dizzy eyes_popping glasses goofy ias sad silly soulless variant:googleson zilly // 569x537 // 22.3KB
avatar finocide January 16, 2026; 22:30 - Reply
okay im gonna stop making this flamboyant personraisin i swear
avatar Sporgismus January 16, 2026; 22:31 - Reply
Pooner artstyle
avatar emerald January 16, 2026; 22:32 - Reply
gemmy art style
avatar SenorProfessor January 16, 2026; 22:40 - Reply
Klaus Schwab told me this is a good artstyle
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:42 - Reply
I dislike that art style.
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:42 - Reply
@emerald: are you sure?
avatar GarryNealson January 17, 2026; 00:57 - Reply
cute!
35090: angry arm beard cartoon clothes drawn_background fist hair hand homer_simpson house open_mouth punch soyjak stubble the_simpsons variant:feraljak window yellow_hair yellow_skin
angry arm beard cartoon clothes drawn_background fist hair hand homer_simpson house open_mouth punch soyjak stubble the_simpsons variant:feraljak window yellow_hair yellow_skin // 640x640 // 153.1KB
avatar Chud1 March 2, 2023; 03:17 - Reply
>WHY YOU LITTLE?!
avatar Chud2 March 2, 2023; 06:45 - Reply
marge
avatar metatagme March 17, 2025; 11:51 - Reply
>I hate know-it-all chocolate!
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:57 - Reply
>Mhhhhhh bugs

Gem
162550: belgian belgium clothes crying girl monocle nas:wojak speech_bubble subnas:tradwife text
belgian belgium clothes crying girl monocle nas:wojak speech_bubble subnas:tradwife text // 612x430 // 57.5KB
avatar soycheckmark January 16, 2026; 23:08 - Reply
>unrated

dapchads
avatar Chud1 January 16, 2026; 23:08 - Reply
dap is a DEI hire
avatar dap January 16, 2026; 23:09 - Reply
@soycheckmark: i was tagging the post
avatar soycheckmark January 16, 2026; 23:09 - Reply
@dap: reasonable
avatar Admre January 16, 2026; 23:23 - Reply
Jannies approve my post I'm going to sleep now
avatar Chud2 January 16, 2026; 23:23 - Reply
Mymy ahh type raisin
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:49 - Reply
Not A Soyjak! >:-/
12725: amphibian closed_mouth country deformed flag frog glasses grey_skin hand nas:pepe pepe_the_frog russo_ukrainian_war smile soyjak stubble subvariant:emmanuel subvariant:wholesome_soyjak ukraine variant:gapejak
amphibian closed_mouth country deformed flag frog glasses grey_skin hand nas:pepe pepe_the_frog russo_ukrainian_war smile soyjak stubble subvariant:emmanuel subvariant:wholesome_soyjak ukraine variant:gapejak // 784x525 // 192.4KB
avatar Chud1 June 10, 2022; 01:56 - Reply
i look like this
avatar Chud2 June 16, 2025; 14:26 - Reply
Super Discord bros
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:47 - Reply
Look
Ukro
-
pepe
alliance
162565: beard glasses lips mind_blowing suprised variant:trukejak
beard glasses lips mind_blowing suprised variant:trukejak // 1280x720 // 20.8KB
avatar Thub January 17, 2026; 00:24 - Reply
My dearest Emerald,

I love the way you see the world-how you notice and care about the smallest things most people pass by without a second glance. Your passion, the way you let yourself become completely absorbed and obsessed with what you love, feels like a rare kind of magic to me. It reminds me that meaning isn't found in what's loud or obvious, but in what's chosen, cherished, and held close. Through you, even the tiniest things feel important.

I adore the way you talk to me-the gentle pauses, the stuttery moments, and the softness that wraps around your words. Every sentence you speak lands with warmth and intention, like it was meant just for me. When I hear you, I feel all gemmy and glistening inside, like hidden rivers flowing through Agartha-quiet, beautiful, and endlessly alive. You make my inner world shine in ways I didn't know were possible.

I still think about the first time we met at the soyjak party, bantering for hours while sipping soylent, as if time itself had agreed to step aside for us. And I think about drawing us together, embracing, sharing that soft kiss-trying to capture what already felt so real. This letter is a reminder, for now and for always, of how deeply I love you, how grateful I am for you, and how my heart continues to choose you every single day.

Forever yours,
Thub
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:43 - Reply
Mind blowing
avatar Thales January 17, 2026; 00:44 - Reply
holy raisin im going to get carpel tunnel if i keep scrolling away from all this noon spambait
148437: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website award badge blond brown_skin meta:not_oc subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine thinking variant:alicia wig yellow_hair
1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website award badge blond brown_skin meta:not_oc subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine thinking variant:alicia wig yellow_hair // 592x720 // 131.8KB
avatar Ariane_Yeong December 1, 2025; 07:42 - Reply
Jimbo thinking about Niko 'p
avatar Chud1 December 1, 2025; 12:51 - Reply
@Ariane_Yeong: too white
avatar greg December 2, 2025; 04:36 - Reply
Coal
avatar beefsoup December 14, 2025; 13:29 - Reply
I've made this coal by the way
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 7, 2026; 17:01 - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:43 - Reply
@beefsoup: *gem
162543: coal cute eyes_popping glasses goofy hand ias sad scared silly soulless subvariant:doctos variant:googleson zilly
coal cute eyes_popping glasses goofy hand ias sad scared silly soulless subvariant:doctos variant:googleson zilly // 569x537 // 25.8KB
avatar Admre January 16, 2026; 22:35 - Reply
He has a tip in his mouth
avatar Admre January 16, 2026; 22:35 - Reply
He has a tip in his mouth
avatar finocide January 16, 2026; 22:35 - Reply
@Admre: yea its mine i just put monochrome on it
avatar xerox January 17, 2026; 00:41 - Reply
bro got the glans tongue
127721: angry bald beard gape glasses meta:ai_generated open_mouth stubble subvariant:science_lover variant:markiplier_soyjak
angry bald beard gape glasses meta:ai_generated open_mouth stubble subvariant:science_lover variant:markiplier_soyjak // 928x1024 // 103.4KB
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:40 - Reply
[url=https://soyjakwiki.org/SoyBooru_guide]
Test no click
[/url]
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:40 - Reply
Test no click
5792: 4chan anime closed_mouth concerned frown glasses green_hair hair soyjak stubble subvariant:soyak_(irritated) variant:soyak yotsoyba
4chan anime closed_mouth concerned frown glasses green_hair hair soyjak stubble subvariant:soyak_(irritated) variant:soyak yotsoyba // 570x538 // 273.9KB
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:37 - Reply
test
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:38 - Reply
[bluetext]
test
[/bluetext]
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:38 - Reply
[rainbow][url]test do not click[/url][/rainbow]
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:39 - Reply
[url]
test do not click
[/url]
162561: angry antenna bald black_skin bloodshot_eyes cockroach country cross crying dead flag flag:greece greece greek_cross greekroach hanging lipstick looking_up open_mouth roach smell stink_lines stinky tear tongue tongue_out variant:angry_soyjak white_background wing yellow_teeth
angry antenna bald black_skin bloodshot_eyes cockroach country cross crying dead flag flag:greece greece greek_cross greekroach hanging lipstick looking_up open_mouth roach smell stink_lines stinky tear tongue tongue_out variant:angry_soyjak white_background wing yellow_teeth // 1600x1340 // 222.9KB

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avatar epx7fclhdrp January 17, 2026; 00:25 - Reply
-=GREEKgemmy-= kills himself after he takes a DNA test and finds out he's 100%
tvrk
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:26 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>-=x-=

New combination?
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 17, 2026; 00:29 - Reply
@Nobody1: exists on the sharty but i was sleepy and did it here by accident
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:31 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Why did you use purple one though?
avatar Colorlesspy January 17, 2026; 00:31 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: you also did it wrong kek
@korg: its gonna be an irl thing doe :thinking:
avatar beefsoup January 17, 2026; 00:32 - Reply
@Colorlesspy:
nuh uh
female finger irl meta:leaky nate shartycuck shitskin soycuck subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:alicia woman
avatar korg January 17, 2026; 00:33 - Reply
@Colorlesspy: spit on my fucking grave if that "relationship" of yours ever works out
amphibian bloodshot_eyes crying frog holding_laughter kek laughing meta:ai_generated nas:pepe nusoicaca pepe pepe_the_frog subnas:pepelaugh tear video
avatar Colorlesspy January 17, 2026; 00:34 - Reply
@korg: actually. lets bet
amphibian clothes frog green_skin looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:pepe pepe_the_frog smile smirk smug subnas:pepelaugh suit transparent_background tuxedo
@beefsoup: yuh uh
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 17, 2026; 00:36 - Reply
@Colorlesspy:
>you also did it wrong kek

no i didnt
avatar Colorlesspy January 17, 2026; 00:37 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: just tested it out nvm
5831: bloodshot_eyes clothes crying family_guy fat full_body glasses open_mouth peter_griffin soyjak stretched_mouth stubble variant:soyak
bloodshot_eyes clothes crying family_guy fat full_body glasses open_mouth peter_griffin soyjak stretched_mouth stubble variant:soyak // 239x378 // 51.3KB
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:36 - Reply
Tfw when meg won't shut up
113778: beard eyebrows glasses looking_at_you nuvariant open_mouth soyjak stubble teeth teeth_showing variant:cobson white_background wrinkles
beard eyebrows glasses looking_at_you nuvariant open_mouth soyjak stubble teeth teeth_showing variant:cobson white_background wrinkles // 1024x1024 // 183.2KB
avatar Chud1 April 19, 2025; 00:06 - Reply
gemmy
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:33 - Reply
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avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:33 - Reply
[sneedtext][greentext][b]
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avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:34 - Reply
>[sneedtext][b]
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avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:34 - Reply
>[b]
test
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113780: art hero meximutt muscular_malel pose standing superhero superman trend:colorjak variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user)
art hero meximutt muscular_malel pose standing superhero superman trend:colorjak variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) // 1000x1518 // 901.6KB
avatar Chud1 April 17, 2025; 13:18 - Reply
Warrior-Z if he self-inserted as superman instead of batman
avatar PongPerson39865- April 17, 2025; 13:19 - Reply
>There's a warrior brapping in the sky
avatar Chud2 April 17, 2025; 13:20 - Reply
Z-Man
avatar Chud3 April 19, 2025; 13:54 - Reply
making with coal with ia award
avatar Chud4 April 20, 2025; 22:33 - Reply
H3K is a superhero! How wonderful.
avatar Chud5 April 22, 2025; 01:40 - Reply
@Chud: noon i made it with my own hands fuck you
avatar Chud6 April 22, 2025; 01:41 - Reply
LOL I DID NOT ADDED WARRIOR-Z TAG, WHAT IS THIS??????????
avatar Nobody1 January 17, 2026; 00:24 - Reply
The name of the hero is Muscular Malel, his powers are: super-braping, coca cola lasers, and super strength(from roids). Gem
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