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161275: big_lips bone cat_ear clothes djembe drum face_paint flying_nigger glowing hair hat hut irl_background jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) lip_plate meta:namefags niko_(oneshot) oneshot red_lips series:brimstone_creepypastas shadow subvariant:alicia_side text tree vantablack_skin variant:alicia variant:meximutt wing
big_lips bone cat_ear clothes djembe drum face_paint flying_nigger glowing hair hat hut irl_background jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) lip_plate meta:namefags niko_(oneshot) oneshot red_lips series:brimstone_creepypastas shadow subvariant:alicia_side text tree vantablack_skin variant:alicia variant:meximutt wing // 1000x563 // 355.1KB

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avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
if you see jimbo driving cars, run immediately
https://www.youtube.com/@jimboooooooooo/videos
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
i played brawl stars with jimbo, it was the worst mistake of my life
https://www.youtube.com/@JimboBrawlStars
avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten - Reply
https://www.youtube.com/@JimboBrawlStars
NEVER PLAY BRAWL STARS WITH JIMBO
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
https://www.youtube.com/live/m2bfFoECguw?si=632ONoXTmSaF3Af2
NEVER PLAY FALLOUT 76 WITH JIMBO
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAb-j7QqvXk
jimbo explain this
avatar Thub - Reply
https://files.catbox.moe/jiafy3.m4a
avatar Chud - Reply
@Thub: 'p and 'g link
DNI
avatar Chud - Reply
Never go to the red Congo... or you will see JIMBO
avatar jimbo - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: @JimboClittyLeakageArchive: @JimboClittyLeakageArchive: @OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten: @MenstrualCykill: @JimboClittyLeakageArchive: schizophrenia
avatar Chud - Reply
botswana culture btw
162568: ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe artificial_intelligence bedroom clothes dance exercise sidson suit variant:sidson viggle viggle_ai
ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe artificial_intelligence bedroom clothes dance exercise sidson suit variant:sidson viggle viggle_ai // 720x1280, 46.8s // 9.8MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
ID'd
avatar Chud2 - Reply
ID'd
avatar weakspaget - Reply
150765: aryan brown_skin canada chud crying esl kys map_(pedophile) middle_finger obsessed pedophile phone pink_hair spade subvariant:muscular_chud tranny variant:chudjak variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:rupturejak wordswordswords yellow_hair
aryan brown_skin canada chud crying esl kys map_(pedophile) middle_finger obsessed pedophile phone pink_hair spade subvariant:muscular_chud tranny variant:chudjak variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:rupturejak wordswordswords yellow_hair // 800x1200 // 382.3KB

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avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: @Chud:
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: @Chud:
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: @Chud:
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: @Chud:
avatar topazg - Reply
@greg: gregs selfie
avatar greg - Reply
@topazg:
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
greg why do you keep spamming this picture of yourself at us
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
avatar Ariane_Yeong - Reply
Geg, Canadians actually do euthanize the mentally ill.
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
bigot of portugal, greece, armenia, and kurdistan
 giving the middle finger to
gemmy of tvrkiye, azerbaijan, and morocco
162567: 1500s 16th_century armour beard brown_hair celtic clothes fabric gaelic hair ireland kern leather soldier sword variant:impish_soyak_ears white_skin yellow_clothes
1500s 16th_century armour beard brown_hair celtic clothes fabric gaelic hair ireland kern leather soldier sword variant:impish_soyak_ears white_skin yellow_clothes // 1378x1378 // 1.6MB
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem
avatar xerox - Reply
very nice. >:)
avatar Chauvin2 - Reply
Gemmy gem
134406: arm clothes double_chin glasses half_open_mouth hat jewish_nose judaism kippah smile soyjak stubble tshirt variant:el_perro_rabioso
arm clothes double_chin glasses half_open_mouth hat jewish_nose judaism kippah smile soyjak stubble tshirt variant:el_perro_rabioso // 388x363 // 24.2KB
avatar Cobager-X - Reply
Ruby
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
squidward
avatar congo_aryan - Reply
jimbo if she was white
avatar Chud1 - Reply
cattle
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem, and not greedy personish just big one
avatar Pineapple - Reply
Geg
162377: bantu beaner blacked bowl_cut california edgar eyelashes greentext map mexican_flag meximutt mexislut mustache nails quote rotten_teeth spade stubble subvariant:meximutt subvariant:soyak_(irritated) tagme_just_tagme_because_i_say_so_ok united_states variant:soyak
bantu beaner blacked bowl_cut california edgar eyelashes greentext map mexican_flag meximutt mexislut mustache nails quote rotten_teeth spade stubble subvariant:meximutt subvariant:soyak_(irritated) tagme_just_tagme_because_i_say_so_ok united_states variant:soyak // 1080x1080 // 739.7KB
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
patrolling the mojave
avatar loot - Reply
almost makes you wish
avatar soycaine - Reply
looking back this post suck
avatar soycaine - Reply
sucks* esl award
avatar weakspaget - Reply
Marge
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
3 PQRYVGgemmyS
avatar LasHamburguesas - Reply
marge
avatar soycaine - Reply
just take ts blud down nobody gets the ref:broken_heart
broken_heart
broken_heart
broken_heart
broken_heart:
162371: ak-47 album_cover full gun in_rainbows music orange radiohead stubble subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:chudjak variant:gapejak
ak-47 album_cover full gun in_rainbows music orange radiohead stubble subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:chudjak variant:gapejak // 1500x1500 // 2.1MB
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
radiogem
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
Coal
avatar Chud1 - Reply
KYZZZZZZZZZZZZ NORMIEflamboyant personGGGGG TIKTOK noon flamboyant personGGGOT DISGUSTING ugly person

METAL VVQN REPLY IF YOU AGREE
avatar dragonfroot - Reply
@Chud: >baiting with metal vvqn
onononononono...
72278: bald closed_mouth clothes distorted glasses neutral no_nose stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
bald closed_mouth clothes distorted glasses neutral no_nose stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 440x450 // 4.6KB
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem, what happened to him?
closed_mouth front_facing glasses looking_at_you meta:get monochrome neutral soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier template variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar Pineapple - Reply
@Nobody1: jimbo sat on him
74151: flag:mexico logo meximutt_project pun satoko_houjou(namefag) text variant:meximutt
flag:mexico logo meximutt_project pun satoko_houjou(namefag) text variant:meximutt // 750x750 // 214.7KB

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avatar collusion_1488 - Reply
^ raisinoko alt
avatar Boldie - Reply
^raisinoko alt
avatar Chud - Reply
^raisinoko malt
avatar Chud - Reply
^raisinoko shart
avatar Chud - Reply
How would this project work?
avatar Chud - Reply
the antiswarthy project
avatar peashooter - Reply
>portland oregan
avatar Chud - Reply
Are we going to rescue Satoko?
avatar Chud - Reply
clothes comic comic_sans glasses necktie scared series:soyjaks? soyjak soyjaks? speech_bubble stonetoss stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text variant:soyak
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
This is Italian flag so why is it Mexican flag in tags?
3565: bloodshot_eyes crying glasses jainism large_eyebrows open_mouth religion soyjak stretched_mouth stubble swastika variant:soyak
bloodshot_eyes crying glasses jainism large_eyebrows open_mouth religion soyjak stretched_mouth stubble swastika variant:soyak // 1000x1000 // 320.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
noon
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Buddhism but more peaceful and ascetic
162545: asoylum asylum eyes glasses glove hair hand hospital looking_at_you medic mental_asylum pov serious shading shadow subvariant:dr_soystein subvariant:redrawn_plier sweating variant:markiplier_soyjak
asoylum asylum eyes glasses glove hair hand hospital looking_at_you medic mental_asylum pov serious shading shadow subvariant:dr_soystein subvariant:redrawn_plier sweating variant:markiplier_soyjak // 768x768 // 195.5KB

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avatar Coemskong - Reply
like this
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Can someone add this to soystein's wiki?
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Coemskong: link the page
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: https://soyjakwiki.org/Dr._Soystein
avatar Thub - Reply
My dearest Emerald,

I love the way you see the world-how you notice and care about the smallest things most people pass by without a second glance. Your passion, the way you let yourself become completely absorbed and obsessed with what you love, feels like a rare kind of magic to me. It reminds me that meaning isn't found in what's loud or obvious, but in what's chosen, cherished, and held close. Through you, even the tiniest things feel important.

I adore the way you talk to me-the gentle pauses, the stuttery moments, and the softness that wraps around your words. Every sentence you speak lands with warmth and intention, like it was meant just for me. When I hear you, I feel all gemmy and glistening inside, like hidden rivers flowing through Agartha-quiet, beautiful, and endlessly alive. You make my inner world shine in ways I didn't know were possible.

I still think about the first time we met at the soyjak party, bantering for hours while sipping soylent, as if time itself had agreed to step aside for us. And I think about drawing us together, embracing, sharing that soft kiss-trying to capture what already felt so real. This letter is a reminder, for now and for always, of how deeply I love you, how grateful I am for you, and how my heart continues to choose you every single day.

Forever yours,
Thub
avatar weakspaget - Reply
Gem, ev&oe soulless feature bait
avatar Rot - Reply
Gemerald!
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@weakspaget: ev&oe I did this to someone put it on the soystein's wiki.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@weakspaget: are we seriously calling raisin feature bait now
avatar xerox - Reply
GEMMIE!
99676: angry arm bloodshot_eyes clothes full_body glasses hair hand hanging impact_font mask multiple_soyjaks poop rope soyjak stink_lines stubble subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:neutralplier text tongue transgender_flag tshirt variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:tewi
angry arm bloodshot_eyes clothes full_body glasses hair hand hanging impact_font mask multiple_soyjaks poop rope soyjak stink_lines stubble subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:neutralplier text tongue transgender_flag tshirt variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:tewi // 739x1200 // 309.9KB
avatar Nathaniel_Higson - Reply
Trvke
Also some subvariants of main variants (gapealien for example) are useless coal
avatar jerryseinfeldjak - Reply
THATS ME
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
What variant should i use?
159214: 'toss amogus animal attention_whore black_skin blond blue_shirt boyfriend_(friday_night_funkin') brown_hair brown_skin cap cat cat_ear clothes dan flag:transgender_pride_flag fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' green_hair hat multiple_soyjaks nate natejak pink_shirt pink_skin pooner purple_hair purple_pants red_lips subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text tranny trend trend:slopjak variant:gapejak variant:soyak white_background white_skin yellow_hair
'toss amogus animal attention_whore black_skin blond blue_shirt boyfriend_(friday_night_funkin') brown_hair brown_skin cap cat cat_ear clothes dan flag:transgender_pride_flag fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' green_hair hat multiple_soyjaks nate natejak pink_shirt pink_skin pooner purple_hair purple_pants red_lips subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text tranny trend trend:slopjak variant:gapejak variant:soyak white_background white_skin yellow_hair // 2000x1452 // 79.0KB

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avatar Eyehurt - Reply
Wholesome cats!
avatar Chud - Reply
The clippy pfp of soybooru
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: Clippy is worse because they think they're achieving something with it
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
Gem
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>BUH MUH HECKIN' 2000's WINDOOS NUSTALGIA MEHMORIZ

glasses mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble template variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar H3K - Reply
@Chud: geg true
avatar xerox - Reply
qeq
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Almost looked like this
avatar xerox - Reply
@xerox: ononononono does saying that make me a 'corder? O_O
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@xerox: No that makes you yourself
162563: bald beard clothes confused ear eyebrow eyes face gape glasses lips nose open_mouth variant:unknown
bald beard clothes confused ear eyebrow eyes face gape glasses lips nose open_mouth variant:unknown // 363x269 // 4.7KB
avatar xerox - Reply
[redtext][h1]
hi
[/h1][/redtext]
avatar xerox - Reply

hi
avatar xerox - Reply
is this it
 -~-or is this it -~-
avatar xerox - Reply

hi
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@xerox:
Hi
 xerox
avatar xerox - Reply
who made it so that you need to order your formatting, it used to be a LOT BETTER
avatar xerox - Reply
@Nobody1:

Hi Nobody1
avatar Thub - Reply
Emerald i love you
avatar xerox - Reply
@Thub: sybau nog
153503: bald bone caveman clothes glasses long_face nose small_eyes stubble teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_skin
bald bone caveman clothes glasses long_face nose small_eyes stubble teeth variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_skin // 600x742 // 9.9KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Neanderthal gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
caveposting
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
homo erectus gem
avatar Ghostguy338 - Reply
I'M UNBANNED LET'S FUCKING GO
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
gemmy
avatar xerox - Reply
@Ghostguy338: GEG
116531: amphibian clothes frog green_skin looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:pepe pepe_the_frog rating=nas smile smirk smug subnas:pepelaugh suit transparent_background tuxedo
amphibian clothes frog green_skin looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:pepe pepe_the_frog rating=nas smile smirk smug subnas:pepelaugh suit transparent_background tuxedo // 959x1327 // 29.7KB
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
kino
avatar Chud1 - Reply
the gemmiest green frog variant to come in quite some years. that grin just can't hide what the janitor will have to clean up soon.
avatar H3K - Reply
Kek! It's kino!
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
tree
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
This is dupe of amphibian clothes frog green_skin looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:not_oc nas:pepe pepe_the_frog smile smirk smug subnas:pepelaugh suit transparent_background tuxedo
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Nobody1: Oh wait my bad sorry didn't noticed the tie
110408: artist:xjanny glasses open_mouth stubble sunglasses template tinted_glasses variant:soyak
artist:xjanny glasses open_mouth stubble sunglasses template tinted_glasses variant:soyak // 644x800 // 16.5KB
avatar xJanny - Reply
sunglasses from my self insert o algo
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Cool galses
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>I heard this glasses could order soylent with just a thought

Gemmy
129731: buff flag:mexico mewing mexican_flag mexico mutt satoko_houjou(namefag) smile subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background variant:meximutt
buff flag:mexico mewing mexican_flag mexico mutt satoko_houjou(namefag) smile subvariant:mexiaryan transparent_background variant:meximutt // 1360x928 // 181.5KB

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avatar greg - Reply
@Ascence: I have my laptop back so I guess you're right Ass-ence
avatar Ascence - Reply
@greg: did your mom take it away from you
avatar greg - Reply
@Ascence: No I just had to deal with some stuff
avatar beefsoup - Reply
>my little takis

angry award black_skin closed_mouth clothes discord fat flag:mexico flag:zoophilia_pride_flag glasses goatee green_shirt greg_(user) hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) horse meta:namefags mexico mustache my_little_pony obese pony speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:morbidmutt sunglasses t50_eyes text trend:my_little_nametroonies variant:meximutt
>my little takis
avatar beefsoup - Reply
>my little takis

angry award black_skin closed_mouth clothes discord fat flag:mexico flag:zoophilia_pride_flag glasses goatee green_shirt greg_(user) hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) horse meta:namefags mexico mustache my_little_pony obese pony speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:morbidmutt sunglasses t50_eyes text trend:my_little_nametroonies variant:meximutt
>my little takis
avatar greg - Reply
@beefsoup:
buff flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses naked pink_hair purple_hair speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:bwc_chud tranny transgender_flag variant:chudjak white_background
avatar greg - Reply
@beefsoup:
buff flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses naked pink_hair purple_hair speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:bwc_chud tranny transgender_flag variant:chudjak white_background
avatar greg - Reply
@beefsoup:
buff flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses naked pink_hair purple_hair speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:bwc_chud tranny transgender_flag variant:chudjak white_background
avatar greg - Reply
@beefsoup:
buff flag flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses naked pink_hair purple_hair speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:bwc_chud tranny transgender_flag variant:chudjak white_background
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>Gemmy o algo
35090: angry arm beard cartoon clothes drawn_background fist hair hand homer_simpson house open_mouth punch soyjak stubble the_simpsons variant:feraljak window yellow_hair yellow_skin
angry arm beard cartoon clothes drawn_background fist hair hand homer_simpson house open_mouth punch soyjak stubble the_simpsons variant:feraljak window yellow_hair yellow_skin // 640x640 // 153.1KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>WHY YOU LITTLE?!
avatar Chud2 - Reply
marge
avatar metatagme - Reply
>I hate know-it-all chocolate!
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>Mhhhhhh bugs

Gem
162542: coal cute dizzy eyes_popping glasses goofy ias sad silly soulless variant:googleson zilly
coal cute dizzy eyes_popping glasses goofy ias sad silly soulless variant:googleson zilly // 569x537 // 22.3KB
avatar finocide - Reply
okay im gonna stop making this flamboyant personraisin i swear
avatar Sporgismus - Reply
Pooner artstyle
avatar emerald - Reply
gemmy art style
avatar SenorProfessor - Reply
Klaus Schwab told me this is a good artstyle
avatar xerox - Reply
I dislike that art style.
avatar xerox - Reply
@emerald: are you sure?
avatar GarryNealson - Reply
cute!
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